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I Love Dumb Criminals

Making the job of the police so much easier! 131 People

    Cops Are Never Off Duty!

    According to the Associated Press, two men in Tuscaloosa, Ala. was arrested by police after he tried to shoot at a man in a parked car with a shotgun while a police officer sat right behind him at a red light. I guess since the police officer was an off-duty police officer, he...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    From The View Of A Cop!

    cuz you learn a lot from them to get to the clever ones the clever ones are always the ones who get away dumb ones are the cops greatest informants!
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F Mar 2, 2011

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    You Might Be a Redneck...

    According to the Associated Press, police chased a man driving a lawnmower under the influence because he refused to pull over during a traffic stop. Here’s the kicker: police chased the lawnmower…ON FOOT. The only other way police could have caught a man on foot...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    How Honest It Too Honest?

    You should also just say no if police ask you if you set off fireworks and you were really dealing drugs. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a man did just that. The story’s direct quote is as police were taking him away, he claimed that he “deals drugs...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    Can I See Ur Id??

    so two men go into a store to rob it while there they hold it up and ask for the money and one guy decides he wants a 24 pack so he goes and gets it and brings it to the desk the store clerk says i need to see ur id... so he hands it to her. heres ur sign
    saintsforever saintsforever 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 7, 2012

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    How Smart Was This Guy!

    According to the Associated Press, a West Virginia man who thought he was texting his friends about his stash of weed was actually texting the state police. The man sent the text to a friend who’s number turned out to belong to the state police. It turns out his friend...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    I Guess This Isn't a School For Bank Robbing!

    According to The Associated Press, a bank robber in Colorado was caught after police learned he wrote his demands on the back of his own check. Reports indicate he chose the “cute puppies” book of checks from the bank’s “Bank of Cuteness” catalogue...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 2, 2007

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    This Is Just Gross, But You Get What You Deserve!

    According to Ananova, Chinese police are looking for someone who stole a woman’s dog poo. Yes, you read that correctly. A thief is responsible for lifting a log, stealing some s#&$, pinching a loaf. The woman told police she was standing outside a bank trying to get...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    Duct Tape Cannot Fix Everything!

    According to Ananova, a man in Kentucky tried to rob a store with a mask made entirely out of duct tape. That’s right, he did it to himself. He wrapped his own head in duct tape and he wasn’t in a fraternity or a loading dock with a bunch of drunken co-workers or a...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    What Do the Olympics and Bob Villa Have In Common...

    According to Sky News, a man trying to enter the American Embassy in Austria was caught carrying a backpack full of weapons and explosives through a metal detector. During his post arrest interviews, he reportedly told investigators he told he was walking through a MEDAL...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    I remember coming home from a hard day's work one evening, and turning on MTV. I only caught the second have of the episode, but I was hooked! I laughed my *** off to Beavis and...
    TW8NY TW8NY 41-45, M 3 days ago

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    31.8.15 Another day here...not the end but the start..and a not-so-good start..yesterday yet another issue came up..these girls here are so very dumb and senseless...spending...
    sb3007 sb3007 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    im dumb i left school cuz it was too hard and now i wait tables but thats hard to cuz of math and all that and i jus wana be a dumb trophy or a wife so i dont have to worry about...
    lacipink lacipink 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    7 months ago, I met this guy and I felt like we clicked. Unfortunately, we had sex the first time we met. I learned that he was going through a divorce. We got close very quickly...
    EmberBishop EmberBishop 26-30, F 13 Responses 4 days ago

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    My end goal for a career is to be a Chief Medical Examiner in some state. I've always wanted to help those wronged by the criminals in society and to make sure that they were not...
    beautifulbizarre beautifulbizarre 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    After four years I still feel the same... Nothing has gone right with us, but we keep on going with this on and off relationship that has no name, we aren't friends and we aren't...
    emmiemmi emmiemmi 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    Adam asked God, "why did you make women so pretty?" God said,"so you would love them." "Well why did you make them so dumb?" asked Adam. "So they would love you!" God replied.
    BrokenAngel7 BrokenAngel7 36-40, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    she is an artist. that's how i met her. she is the coolest girl i have ever known. she had posted some of her art on her profile. her art is amazing, but weird, she likes weird...
    sludgefeast sludgefeast 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    This is a brief telling of the three years I spent with this teacher all the way until I fell head over heels in love with her. This might bother your eyes with the block wall of...
    AKoolGuy AKoolGuy 18-21, M Aug 27

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    It's true... Tall men just 'do it for me'.... Obviously there needs to be more than just height. I am going to attribute it to 'my offspring need a growing chance'.... I'm also...
    loveCT loveCT 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 26