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I Love Dumb Criminals

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    What Do the Olympics and Bob Villa Have In Common...

    According to Sky News, a man trying to enter the American Embassy in Austria was caught carrying a backpack full of weapons and explosives through a metal detector. During his post arrest interviews, he reportedly told investigators he told he was walking through a MEDAL...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    How Honest It Too Honest?

    You should also just say no if police ask you if you set off fireworks and you were really dealing drugs. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a man did just that. The story’s direct quote is as police were taking him away, he claimed that he “deals drugs...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    How Smart Was This Guy!

    According to the Associated Press, a West Virginia man who thought he was texting his friends about his stash of weed was actually texting the state police. The man sent the text to a friend who’s number turned out to belong to the state police. It turns out his friend...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    From The View Of A Cop!

    cuz you learn a lot from them to get to the clever ones the clever ones are always the ones who get away dumb ones are the cops greatest informants!
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F Mar 2, 2011

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    Duct Tape Cannot Fix Everything!

    According to Ananova, a man in Kentucky tried to rob a store with a mask made entirely out of duct tape. That’s right, he did it to himself. He wrapped his own head in duct tape and he wasn’t in a fraternity or a loading dock with a bunch of drunken co-workers or a...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    Cops Are Never Off Duty!

    According to the Associated Press, two men in Tuscaloosa, Ala. was arrested by police after he tried to shoot at a man in a parked car with a shotgun while a police officer sat right behind him at a red light. I guess since the police officer was an off-duty police officer, he...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    This Is Just Gross, But You Get What You Deserve!

    According to Ananova, Chinese police are looking for someone who stole a woman’s dog poo. Yes, you read that correctly. A thief is responsible for lifting a log, stealing some s#&$, pinching a loaf. The woman told police she was standing outside a bank trying to get...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    You Might Be a Redneck...

    According to the Associated Press, police chased a man driving a lawnmower under the influence because he refused to pull over during a traffic stop. Here’s the kicker: police chased the lawnmower…ON FOOT. The only other way police could have caught a man on foot...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    I Guess This Isn't a School For Bank Robbing!

    According to The Associated Press, a bank robber in Colorado was caught after police learned he wrote his demands on the back of his own check. Reports indicate he chose the “cute puppies” book of checks from the bank’s “Bank of Cuteness” catalogue...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 2, 2007

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    Can I See Ur Id??

    so two men go into a store to rob it while there they hold it up and ask for the money and one guy decides he wants a 24 pack so he goes and gets it and brings it to the desk the store clerk says i need to see ur id... so he hands it to her. heres ur sign
    saintsforever saintsforever 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 7, 2012

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    man when somebody gonna listen smart i am the dumbest genious i ever met
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    I just love cooking and make others enjoy their food but i can't nail deserts somehow no matter how many times i try! I feel dumb srsly!
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    Debaters. Poachers. Those with no clue how to say ok. Been barked at for advising. Two were cruel fokurz. Two denied based on depressed. One said cool. Then many...
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    You're not going to catch me calling anyone stupid, because I wouldn't want to be called stupid. You're not going to catch me calling anyone dumb, because I wouldn't like for...
    niceguycursed niceguycursed 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    Hello. I'm just gonna do a happy-rant about this person. Haha. My best friend is one of those shy, awkward, adorable people. Our relationship is kind of weird. He's in love with me...
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    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Northeast Tennessee arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single...
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    Not necessarily dumb songs, more random than anything. I once had "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel stuck in my head for six months. Worst part is I didn't even know the...
    AntiveninKiss AntiveninKiss 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Don't push me, cause I'm, close to, tha, Eeeedge. I'm Tryin, not to lose, my head. ah ha ha, ha ha. **Actually not a dumb song. luvs it.
    twistedAndJaded twistedAndJaded 41-45, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I can stop hearing Maroon five lately, specially "this love" it's stuck in my head.
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