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I Love Dumb Criminals

Making the job of the police so much easier! 123 People

    How Honest It Too Honest? - You should also just say no if police ask you if you set off fireworks and you were really dealing drugs. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    I Guess This Isn't a School For Bank Robbing! - According to The Associated Press, a bank robber in Colorado was caught after police learned he wrote his demands on the back of his...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 2, 2007

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    You Might Be a Redneck... - According to the Associated Press, police chased a man driving a lawnmower under the influence because he refused to pull over during a traffic stop...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    Cops Are Never Off Duty! - According to the Associated Press, two men in Tuscaloosa, Ala. was arrested by police after he tried to shoot at a man in a parked car with a shotgun...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    From The View Of A Cop! - cuz you learn a lot from them to get to the clever ones the clever ones are always the ones who get away dumb ones are the cops greatest informants!
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F Mar 2, 2011

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    How Smart Was This Guy! - According to the Associated Press, a West Virginia man who thought he was texting his friends about his stash of weed was actually texting the state...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    What Do the Olympics and Bob Villa Have In Common... - According to Sky News, a man trying to enter the American Embassy in Austria was caught carrying a backpack full of weapons...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    Duct Tape Cannot Fix Everything! - According to Ananova, a man in Kentucky tried to rob a store with a mask made entirely out of duct tape. That’s right, he did it to...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    This Is Just Gross, But You Get What You Deserve! - According to Ananova, Chinese police are looking for someone who stole a woman’s dog poo. Yes, you read that correctly. A...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    Can I See Ur Id?? - so two men go into a store to rob it while there they hold it up and ask for the money and one guy decides he wants a 24 pack so he goes and gets it and brings...
    saintsforever saintsforever 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 7, 2012

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    Is "love" dumb in young age?
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    I overheard my gran talking to someone on the phone. She told him that I was too dumb to notice changes around the house. Now, I don't have a social life, namely b/c my friends...
    nicolynn nicolynn 18-21, F a week ago

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    Lately since I've been in this anxiety episode, I haven't been able to easily sleep in our dark room. My stress sort of projects onto the dark and it makes my brain constantly wake...
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    I love you is 8 letters I hate you's the same Does that make them equal In glory and pain The criminals on one side The law on the other The victims hurt daily Who knows...
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    Hi everyone. I just posted in this not too long ago saying that I have accepted Jesus Christ into my life. Before I did so, I was going through a lot, and I had to go to court...
    xxersabooxx xxersabooxx 18-21, F 10 Responses Apr 4

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    Truth is, maybe I am much dumber than I ever though, and as it turns out I am. After my husband died living with the kids was getting harder and harder, they are so jealous and I...
    mommaceitta mommaceitta 51-55, F Apr 3

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    Bill Cosby on husbands who swap cake for cooking breakfast so their wives won't ask them to do it again..."so you see, we are dumb, but we are not so dumb..."
    SanitySister SanitySister 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    Don't you? There fun to read sometimes there dumb sometimes scary a example of a dumb one is bedtime and a example of a scary one OOF COURSE Jeff their fun to read and they don't...
    MonsterSlain MonsterSlain 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 27

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    Sometimes I envy people like that. They don't think about stuff like I do, and that makes them able to just fumble their way through life without ever worrying about complicated...
    lowlandgirl lowlandgirl 41-45, F Mar 18

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    I think I'm dumb, maybe just happy...
    Buzzy959 Buzzy959 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    I'm not the brightest bulb in the box but I can't listen to people talk nonsense all the time. Better to be quiet and say something worthwhile when you talk instead of saying dumb...
    holdenl33 holdenl33 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    I don't wanna wait in vain for your love; I don't wanna wait in vain for your love. From the very first time I rest my eyes on you, girl, My heart says follow t'rough. But I know...
    thedude5600 thedude5600 36-40, M 2 days ago

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    Uh oh, uh oh, oh Uh oh, uh oh, Uh oh Uh oh, uh oh, oh Got a figure like a pin up Got a figure like a doll Don't care if you think I'm dumb I don't care at all Candy bear, sweety...
    SparklyRain SparklyRain 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    Yesterday, a distant friend was texting me and told me he "feels bad for ugly people because they never make friends because of their looks, so they don't learn social skills...
    kissthestars972 kissthestars972 13-15, F Mar 19

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    I made some dumbass decisions while we were together..So, June last year we broke up for 2 months..i didn't think he'd come back to me so I slept with my best friend.. Anyway, we...
    sophiejade92xo sophiejade92xo 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    Fool Of Me Lyrics Me'Shell Ndegéocello Fool of me I remember when you filled my heart with joy Was I blind to the truth just there to fill the space 'Cause now you have no...
    Prettygirl8726 Prettygirl8726 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    I work at a medical office and sometimes I have patients who will flirt with me but I just brush them off because I'm at work and I need to be professional. One day I was on the...
    soul711 soul711 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    Do you think we can go on to fall in love again no matter how our last relationship ended? I've made dumb mistakes in my last relationship which wasn't entirely my fault but I...
    sophiejade92xo sophiejade92xo 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    I met a girl 2-3 years ago in mcdonalds she was beautiful, a real piece of work. The most amazing young woman i've ever seen. Snake-bite piercings jet black hair comepletely...
    Coolbeans10 Coolbeans10 16-17, M Mar 24

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    When all else fails..this is my remedy. Life gets hard, things happen..that's why you need to do something that you absolutely enjoy!! I have tried a lot of things to make myself...
    YoursTrulyLina YoursTrulyLina 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    I love American history, but they put me in world history and wonder why I fail... AMERICAN HISTORY INTERESTS ME. Not world history. During my dumb student led conference today my...
    musicallife998 musicallife998 13-15, F Apr 3

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    So a couple days ago I went on my first vacation with a man ever, my boyfriend of over 1 year. 1 Year 3 months to be exact. The second day of vacation I received a friend request...
    awkward11 awkward11 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 10

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    Not like I'm in love with her, but I do love her. I don't see her much because she has a baby and obviously she doesn't have time to be messing around like a kid. But I've been to...
    JustTiggz JustTiggz 16-17, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    My Husband is addicted to Cocaine. He's 12 years younger then me and we've been married since 1996, it was a happy marriage and we loved eachother up until a couple of years ago...
    VioletWatts61 VioletWatts61 51-55, M 2 days ago

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    UNDERSTANDING FOOTBALL A guy took his girl friend to her first Longhorn football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Mar 18

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    UNDERSTANDING FOOTBALL A guy took his girl friend to her first Longhorn football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she...
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    Granted I'm still a kid, but I love playing D&D and savage worlds. My friends think that it's really dumb that I spend my Fridays at my uncles gaming, but it's so much fun. They're...
    etraw2A368 etraw2A368 16-17, F Mar 18

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    I've lately been looking at gauges a lot. I really want some. Nothing that makes my ears the size of dumbo but maybe around 8's? But that's the only piercings I really want... Mm...
    goldenbean goldenbean 16-17, M Mar 19

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    Live fast, die young, dumb kids do it well
    LunaOanaAris LunaOanaAris 16-17, F Mar 22

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    Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Back to the rule and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets...
    ImChelsea ImChelsea 16-17, F Mar 23

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    Babysitter Blues- So when I was little, around 6. I had already developed my lust for tickling. My parents were also really into tickling as well, so you could say it was a family...
    Strangerhood Strangerhood 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 23

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    Armenian joke A man goes to a supermarket and wants to buy the half of a watermelon. He asks the assitant to cut the waztermelon in half. The asistant says that it's impossible...
    lilitjust lilitjust 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 24

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    He's a great guy, but I am a very verbal person and fairly intuitive about other people's feelings and needs. He can go days without hardly saying two words to anyone and he is...
    CaptainXeno CaptainXeno 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful. 1. Alif, Lam, Meem. 2. This is the Book in which there is no doubt, a guide for the righteous. 3. Those who believe in the unseen...
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    I didn’t think I would post about this one so soon. But I hate having it hanging over my head so I’m just going to do it. I was with my last boyfriend for 5 years and 9 months...
    peachespicnic peachespicnic 22-25, F 16 Responses Mar 26

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    I'm always complaining about how I look! What about them? It's amazing how much they struggle and manage to keep a smile on their face. There are truly stronger then a lot of...
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F Mar 26

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    It's a process. But I used to be the type to respond to every guy that messaged me on Facebook because I felt so happy that someone could want to talk to me. I know it's just...
    Nessybabi Nessybabi 18-21, F Mar 27

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    How Much Do You Pay? Eyedea (AKA Oliver Hart on this particular album) was never the easiest rapper to listen to. Although lyrically gifted, it always felt like he tried to say...
    GiantKaiju GiantKaiju 22-25, F Mar 27

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    Well there's a lady I know down in Acapulco Has a house up high on a hill Don't bother bringing medicine Her smile is your pill There's a beach down the street, just 100 feet...
    CharlieBarrett CharlieBarrett 16-17, F Mar 30

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    I am a young mother. I have made many, many mistakes in my past, true. I was a wild teen who came from a broken home. Both of my parents were/are drug addicts. My father was in and...
    shoxic shoxic 22-25, F Mar 31