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I Love Dumb Criminals

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    I Guess This Isn't a School For Bank Robbing!

    According to The Associated Press, a bank robber in Colorado was caught after police learned he wrote his demands on the back of his own check. Reports indicate he chose the “cute puppies” book of checks from the bank’s “Bank of Cuteness” catalogue...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 2, 2007

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    You Might Be a Redneck...

    According to the Associated Press, police chased a man driving a lawnmower under the influence because he refused to pull over during a traffic stop. Here’s the kicker: police chased the lawnmower…ON FOOT. The only other way police could have caught a man on foot...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    This Is Just Gross, But You Get What You Deserve!

    According to Ananova, Chinese police are looking for someone who stole a woman’s dog poo. Yes, you read that correctly. A thief is responsible for lifting a log, stealing some s#&$, pinching a loaf. The woman told police she was standing outside a bank trying to get...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    From The View Of A Cop!

    cuz you learn a lot from them to get to the clever ones the clever ones are always the ones who get away dumb ones are the cops greatest informants!
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F Mar 2, 2011

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    Duct Tape Cannot Fix Everything!

    According to Ananova, a man in Kentucky tried to rob a store with a mask made entirely out of duct tape. That’s right, he did it to himself. He wrapped his own head in duct tape and he wasn’t in a fraternity or a loading dock with a bunch of drunken co-workers or a...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    Cops Are Never Off Duty!

    According to the Associated Press, two men in Tuscaloosa, Ala. was arrested by police after he tried to shoot at a man in a parked car with a shotgun while a police officer sat right behind him at a red light. I guess since the police officer was an off-duty police officer, he...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    Can I See Ur Id??

    so two men go into a store to rob it while there they hold it up and ask for the money and one guy decides he wants a 24 pack so he goes and gets it and brings it to the desk the store clerk says i need to see ur id... so he hands it to her. heres ur sign
    saintsforever saintsforever 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 7, 2012

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    How Smart Was This Guy!

    According to the Associated Press, a West Virginia man who thought he was texting his friends about his stash of weed was actually texting the state police. The man sent the text to a friend who’s number turned out to belong to the state police. It turns out his friend...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    What Do the Olympics and Bob Villa Have In Common...

    According to Sky News, a man trying to enter the American Embassy in Austria was caught carrying a backpack full of weapons and explosives through a metal detector. During his post arrest interviews, he reportedly told investigators he told he was walking through a MEDAL...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    How Honest It Too Honest?

    You should also just say no if police ask you if you set off fireworks and you were really dealing drugs. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a man did just that. The story’s direct quote is as police were taking him away, he claimed that he “deals drugs...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    khenpal khenpal 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 13

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    That moment when someone call you "dumb" but they say "your dumb" instead of "you're dumb". -_-
    Knixveus5 Knixveus5 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 29

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    It's so funny. Last night the Xmas episode is funny when Caroline upset on the phone with customer service call centre. Call centre people are kind of dumb, they are normally not...
    Mangostrawberrybanana Mangostrawberrybanana 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 16

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    I need yesterday's profiles, hacking. Tapping phones repaired with face Breaking my legal kids She works for me...she hands me Criminals
    shegaveusthanksgiving shegaveusthanksgiving 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 28

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    "Dad, it's so important for parents to be kind to their kids. Being mean to your kid doesn't toughen her up. It makes them into bullies and depressed people and criminals. I'm a...
    PhresnoPhoenix PhresnoPhoenix 36-40, M 6 Responses Dec 4

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    “The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals.”
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Watching the sequel to dumb and dumber funny as sh#t
    Fallenprinceofthedarkside Fallenprinceofthedarkside 18-21, M Dec 2

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    I do!!! <3 We've been through a lot together but that's never stopped our friendship from growing. I'd be lost without her. Date night with her tonight!! Going to see Dumb...
    SaraBear87 SaraBear87 26-30, F Dec 5

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    My dumb-dumb, she's not very smart, but she's mine
    sturmgewher44 sturmgewher44 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 10

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    a lot of people say that life does not come with instructions and i agree with that. my parents call themselves Christians but i just dont agree. and the pastor in my church says...
    kimberllytsy kimberllytsy 16-17, F 13 hrs ago

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    Everyone who knows me, knows I'm crazy But then they think.... because I'm crazy I'm also dumb. Well guess what? Try to get to know me, Before you go and judge me :P PEACE OUT
    kaiana2000 kaiana2000 13-15, F 3 Responses Dec 9

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    Some times I feel like a rocket scientist answering some of these dumb questions.
    dreamingoptimist dreamingoptimist 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    you aint living if you only stay on the sidewalks. just watching life and what it offers you from far. jump or run to it. crash it and taste the insanity of what safe couldn't...
    DNightTrain DNightTrain 26-30, M 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    Even though I am not that of an ASPCA member (let alone an ASPCA zealot which are two completely different groups), I do hate that there are many animals that do not get...
    city87 city87 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 18

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    I dont really care about sexuality,sex and age. All I care is if I love you, I'm all yours and I'll do everything for you. I don't care if you're gay or not,i don't care if you're...
    Achelle07 Achelle07 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 28

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    Many years ago I was dumb and naive. I never realized that there was a girl that wanted me. We were friends. I never realized what was in my subconscious. Looking back, I see all...
    ManinNY ManinNY 41-45, M Dec 17

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    Many years ago I was dumb and naive. I never realized that there was a girl that wanted me. We were friends. I never realized what was in my subconscious. Looking back, I see all...
    ManinNY ManinNY 41-45, M 2 Responses Dec 17

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    Many years ago I was dumb and naive. I never realized that there was a girl that wanted me. We were friends. I never realized what was in my subconscious. Looking back, I see all...
    ManinNY ManinNY 41-45, M Dec 17

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    *Apologize in advance for being mopey during the holidays* Happened again. Met someone. Went out a few times. It's going great. Up until she fills me in on her "situation...
    NewShoes12 NewShoes12 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    He is so quiet and shy. People assume he is dumb or an *******. In actuality, he is kind to a fault. At home he is quick whitted and so funny. He is very tall and muscular. He...
    roseangel5747 roseangel5747 26-30, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    My grandpas service was yesterday and I don't think it did him justice. Lots of his oldest friends didn't even show up. The one thing that keeps bothering me is my sister showed...
    katariffik katariffik 31-35, F 4 Responses Dec 14

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    It's a little dumb and cliche, but I love being called pet names. someone who throws in a baby, babe, hun, sweetheart, doll or whatever, makes my day=). I've no idea why. I mean, I...
    jazzyazzy jazzyazzy 18-21, F 7 Responses a week ago

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    just had the best swim in my life!!!! after taking a day off yesterday, I swam great! and most importantly I had some major improvements in my breathing, seeing yourself improve is...
    sbenveniste sbenveniste 31-35, M 3 Responses Nov 26

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    That was the dumbest thing I've ever done. We hated each other from the first day. Had three unplanned pregnancies then still married him knowing I couldn't stand him. I tried to...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F Nov 28

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    Actually crying at dumbo haha :/
    ParisMaisie ParisMaisie 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 2

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    Well wouldn't it be slightly dumb to hate women seeing as you came from one ?
    Fallenprinceofthedarkside Fallenprinceofthedarkside 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 4

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    I cannot describe the eloquence, majesty and...passion...of this song. It's one of my very favorite songs, ever, period. Absolute perfection and it never fails to fill my heart...
    AdamV13 AdamV13 70+, M 1 Response Dec 5

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    When I gaze upon the glory of Creation (or whatever you want to call it), I feel unremarkable and so, so tiny. This is good for my soul. For half of my life, I was told I was...
    PhresnoPhoenix PhresnoPhoenix 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 8

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    Even When I Didn't Deserve Him-I was just a 18 year old country bumpkin from the Deep South when I met and soon married my husband of now 27 years. My family didn't like him and...
    SexiChox SexiChox 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 8

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    I love jokes and playing with my friends and being silly and crazy. i hate when people come up and tell me that i am stupid. i may have to work a little harder than you, may fail...
    awesome123124 awesome123124 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 9

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    anyone else notice the zombies keep getting dumber?
    fjb7777 fjb7777 36-40, M 5 Responses Dec 9

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    Two more days until freedom. I haven't been able to drive for over 6 months for a stupid dumb reason and Saturday, I can! Can't wait to go out Saturday night ;)
    lizygurl lizygurl 18-21, F Dec 11

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    Yep *dumb smile* but my family is ANNOYING! They say that it looks like I have wings. WTF! How the hell does my hair look like wings?!
    Matthews14 Matthews14 70+, M 3 Responses Dec 14

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    Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? So brunettes can remember them.
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 2 Responses Dec 15

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    It's better to be with awesome nerds cause they know everything than dumb ones. :/
    xxBoyishGirlxx xxBoyishGirlxx 13-15, F Dec 16

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    So I watched Camp X-ray with Kristen Stewart. I'd say it had an interesting setting, but overall it was boring and dumb.
    marion75 marion75 36-40, F Dec 17

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    "My Silly Heart" Oh my heart where are you, Here or there why you always get loose, You are not bound to any right or wrong, Never kn