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I Love Dumb Criminals

Making the job of the police so much easier! 127 People

    This Is Just Gross, But You Get What You Deserve!

    According to Ananova, Chinese police are looking for someone who stole a woman’s dog poo. Yes, you read that correctly. A thief is responsible for lifting a log, stealing some s#&$, pinching a loaf. The woman told police she was standing outside a bank trying to get...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    Duct Tape Cannot Fix Everything!

    According to Ananova, a man in Kentucky tried to rob a store with a mask made entirely out of duct tape. That’s right, he did it to himself. He wrapped his own head in duct tape and he wasn’t in a fraternity or a loading dock with a bunch of drunken co-workers or a...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    What Do the Olympics and Bob Villa Have In Common...

    According to Sky News, a man trying to enter the American Embassy in Austria was caught carrying a backpack full of weapons and explosives through a metal detector. During his post arrest interviews, he reportedly told investigators he told he was walking through a MEDAL...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    From The View Of A Cop!

    cuz you learn a lot from them to get to the clever ones the clever ones are always the ones who get away dumb ones are the cops greatest informants!
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F Mar 2, 2011

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    How Smart Was This Guy!

    According to the Associated Press, a West Virginia man who thought he was texting his friends about his stash of weed was actually texting the state police. The man sent the text to a friend who’s number turned out to belong to the state police. It turns out his friend...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    Cops Are Never Off Duty!

    According to the Associated Press, two men in Tuscaloosa, Ala. was arrested by police after he tried to shoot at a man in a parked car with a shotgun while a police officer sat right behind him at a red light. I guess since the police officer was an off-duty police officer, he...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    I Guess This Isn't a School For Bank Robbing!

    According to The Associated Press, a bank robber in Colorado was caught after police learned he wrote his demands on the back of his own check. Reports indicate he chose the “cute puppies” book of checks from the bank’s “Bank of Cuteness” catalogue...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 2, 2007

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    You Might Be a Redneck...

    According to the Associated Press, police chased a man driving a lawnmower under the influence because he refused to pull over during a traffic stop. Here’s the kicker: police chased the lawnmower…ON FOOT. The only other way police could have caught a man on foot...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    Can I See Ur Id??

    so two men go into a store to rob it while there they hold it up and ask for the money and one guy decides he wants a 24 pack so he goes and gets it and brings it to the desk the store clerk says i need to see ur id... so he hands it to her. heres ur sign
    saintsforever saintsforever 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 7, 2012

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    How Honest It Too Honest?

    You should also just say no if police ask you if you set off fireworks and you were really dealing drugs. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a man did just that. The story’s direct quote is as police were taking him away, he claimed that he “deals drugs...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    Because you loved me-Celine Dion Dumb and Dumber (1994) Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) Heart Attack-Demi Lovato I can't wait to see Dumb and Dumber To!!
    AaronForever91 AaronForever91 22-25, M Aug 28

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    Dumb-da-da-di dumb, dumb-da-da-di Dumb-da-da-di dumb, dumb-da-da-di They can all call me crazy I'm a fool for you, baby But they never seen you naked
    Chrissaysyourock Chrissaysyourock 16-17, M Sep 4

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    Okay, hate maybe abit extravagated. I am not sayings its not dumb. But it does not make one dumb dumb. I could easily come with an counter attack of how dumb the other person is...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 31

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    I'm pretty much as dumb as I look was like a dumb jock in school and now I'm a dumb laborer. Dudes is allways getting over on me mostly because there more smarter than me and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 4

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    We are ALL really Dumb compared to some people& certianly about certian subjects-- The absolute Dumbest are those who refuse to learn from others while calling them DUMB!!
    jettys jettys 56-60 5 days ago

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    We are ALL really Dumb compared to some people& certianly about certian subjects-- The absolute Dumbest are those who refuse to learn from others while calling them DUMB!!
    jettys jettys 56-60 5 days ago

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    We are ALL really Dumb compared to some people& certianly about certian subjects-- The absolute Dumbest are those who refuse to learn from others while calling them DUMB!!
    jettys jettys 56-60 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Ideologies. laws. systems. ideas and theories- created by human beings in the fields of ethics, politics. sociology. economic, psychology and the arts etc... all express their...
    mk1947 mk1947 26-30, M Aug 18

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    Headlines from the year 2049 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world , Mexifornia , formerly known as California. White...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Shes a sucker for all the criminals breaking the laws
    drowningmydemons drowningmydemons 13-15, F Aug 17

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    In a Class, Teacher ask the students a question "Who should be considered as the Cruelest Villain"? Many students answered Terrorist, Politicians, Criminals, Child Abusers, etc...
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    Three criminals are sentenced to exile in the desert and can only bring one personal item. "I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the...
    GeneralRose GeneralRose 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 30

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    I am a kinda mussclehead. That is I am a bodybilder and a laborer to. I used to be more a dumb jock type but now I'm more a dumb laborer. All brawn no branes type.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 4

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    Mostly I'm a dumb jock type and created this group for other dumb jocks.
    deleted deleted 26-30 a week ago

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    I was asked today if I have a knight in shinning armor or a dumbass in tinfoil. Well, I have been thinking about it and I am pretty sure I have a dumbass in tinfoil. Yeah he doesn...
    SlimsB SlimsB 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    "They used to call me lightning I was always quick to strike Had everything I owned In the saddles on my bike I had a reputation For never staying very long Just like a wild and...
    countryboy96 countryboy96 16-17, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I'm done with dumb *** ppl
    hayhaytaytay hayhaytaytay 13-15, F Sep 6

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    I am so dumb it is frustrating. I don't understand anything, when I'm in class I try hard to focus and even when I'm fully attentive, I just don't understand the work. People think...
    foreverby foreverby 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I'm not supposed to be called a dumbo by my friends!!! But how come they're smarter than me?? I should study harder, exams are coming up as well:( Any form of encouragement is...
    DarkLoser DarkLoser 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    And I've realised that there are some really dumb people on here.
    SLdale SLdale 51-55, M 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    ^...^ Dumb People Everywhere!
    Krystal666 Krystal666 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    the other day i was exhibiting for work at an exhibition . this old chinese man came up to me and asked to read my hand.  he said " you are very strong, frank woman. you have...
    Chulazon Chulazon 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 1

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    We fight a lot .... like almost everyday and its totally not fun. But it happens and life goes on .... i love her and she loves me . we dont fight coz we cheat on other or we dont...
    iwantutoo iwantutoo 22-25, M Sep 7

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    I'm dumb. No one really wants to love me. Men lie. They don't loved you they just want to **** you and use you until he's done. I believed a guy once. And he became a monster...
    Prettygirl8726 Prettygirl8726 26-30, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    Definition of a best friend; The person you can't be mad at for even an hour because you have something important to tell them... Well if that important thing you need to tell her...
    vpeigextori vpeigextori 16-17, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I guess I just felt like going to church.. so I said "I think I might go to church sunday" And she said. She would be so happy if I went. I thought she didnt care if I went or not...
    KovusShame KovusShame 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 19

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    ....and he doesn't even fight to keep us together. Any thing goes wrong....any bump in the road...and he's ready to drop me like a bad habit. He drinks too much...swears too much...
    hopelesslove30 hopelesslove30 26-30, F Aug 19

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    Ok, Actually I dont in a way, because I listen to them often. But just think about it. All these sorrowful, painful, depressing songs.. where they sing about this lost love...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Aug 21

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    I just watched the lego movie finally. God i love how dumb the jokes are. I hope they will make more movies like this. I got the song stuck in my head too. Everything is awesome.
    splendidsun splendidsun 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    I actually avoid fights like the plague. I'd rather look like a ***** than fight some dumbass trying to look good. However, push too far or mess with my friends I will send you...
    FallenPride FallenPride 22-25, M Aug 26

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    Hi all... I just wanted to share my experience and hope to get some feedback. I have been seeing a married man for almost 6 months now. Now he's just not anyone. He and I used...
    AvaLennon AvaLennon 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 26

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    It had been three months since I last saw my crush. I didn't know when I'd see him again, but I felt comfort in simply knowing he was still around. I thought I'd go another day...
    WinterIncandescence WinterIncandescence 16-17, F