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I Love Dumb Criminals

Making the job of the police so much easier! 127 People

    This Is Just Gross, But You Get What You Deserve!

    According to Ananova, Chinese police are looking for someone who stole a woman’s dog poo. Yes, you read that correctly. A thief is responsible for lifting a log, stealing some s#&$, pinching a loaf. The woman told police she was standing outside a bank trying to get...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    I Guess This Isn't a School For Bank Robbing!

    According to The Associated Press, a bank robber in Colorado was caught after police learned he wrote his demands on the back of his own check. Reports indicate he chose the “cute puppies” book of checks from the bank’s “Bank of Cuteness” catalogue...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 2, 2007

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    Can I See Ur Id??

    so two men go into a store to rob it while there they hold it up and ask for the money and one guy decides he wants a 24 pack so he goes and gets it and brings it to the desk the store clerk says i need to see ur id... so he hands it to her. heres ur sign
    saintsforever saintsforever 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 7, 2012

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    You Might Be a Redneck...

    According to the Associated Press, police chased a man driving a lawnmower under the influence because he refused to pull over during a traffic stop. Here’s the kicker: police chased the lawnmower…ON FOOT. The only other way police could have caught a man on foot...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    From The View Of A Cop!

    cuz you learn a lot from them to get to the clever ones the clever ones are always the ones who get away dumb ones are the cops greatest informants!
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F Mar 2, 2011

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    Duct Tape Cannot Fix Everything!

    According to Ananova, a man in Kentucky tried to rob a store with a mask made entirely out of duct tape. That’s right, he did it to himself. He wrapped his own head in duct tape and he wasn’t in a fraternity or a loading dock with a bunch of drunken co-workers or a...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    What Do the Olympics and Bob Villa Have In Common...

    According to Sky News, a man trying to enter the American Embassy in Austria was caught carrying a backpack full of weapons and explosives through a metal detector. During his post arrest interviews, he reportedly told investigators he told he was walking through a MEDAL...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    How Smart Was This Guy!

    According to the Associated Press, a West Virginia man who thought he was texting his friends about his stash of weed was actually texting the state police. The man sent the text to a friend who’s number turned out to belong to the state police. It turns out his friend...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    Cops Are Never Off Duty!

    According to the Associated Press, two men in Tuscaloosa, Ala. was arrested by police after he tried to shoot at a man in a parked car with a shotgun while a police officer sat right behind him at a red light. I guess since the police officer was an off-duty police officer, he...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    How Honest It Too Honest?

    You should also just say no if police ask you if you set off fireworks and you were really dealing drugs. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a man did just that. The story’s direct quote is as police were taking him away, he claimed that he “deals drugs...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    *plot twist- everybody who posts about how they hate dumb people are the dumb people*
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    Shes a sucker for all the criminals breaking the laws
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    In a Class, Teacher ask the students a question "Who should be considered as the Cruelest Villain"? Many students answered Terrorist, Politicians, Criminals, Child Abusers, etc...
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    I met him when I was about 5 or 6. In our little group of friends when we played mom and dad we would always be mom and dad and little things like that. I always thought that that...
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    He was a pot smoking dumbass who dumped me because I wouldn't sleep with him..lol
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    Is asking you to hold my hand in public too much to ask? Is wanting you to kiss me like you love me too much as well? I don't understand I just want to be loved, I want someone...
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    I am 19 years old. Two years ago, when I was 17, I met someone who would end up completely altering who I thought I was. I was a happy girl. I enjoyed being single and flirting...
    sheonlysighs sheonlysighs 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 30

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    People are drawn to me, they call upon me, they often ask me for advice which I have no qualifications to give. I am very careful not to give advice, but to give factual accounts...
    Human0xymoron Human0xymoron 41-45, F Aug 1

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    [Iggy:] Uh huh! It's Iggy Iggs! I got one more problem with you girl One less one less! Problem [Ariana Grande:] Hey baby even though I hate ya! I wanna love ya I want you! And...
    cchristinaa cchristinaa 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 9

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    I'm not completely sure why I even signed up on this site, yet alone posting a story. At the end of the day, I know that this will not improve nor will it change anything about my...
    LilMsUnknown LilMsUnknown 36-40, F Aug 13

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    Kami no Manimani- JubyPhonic It all goes wrong every time I try and do something right And now can't help but hate myself for falling behind I wanna run away from 8 million of...
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    I am 35 years old and still believe in true love, however, I am very much doubting (at this point in my life) that I will ever find true love. I am approaching middle age and I...
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    I am curious if anyone has had a similar experience. Even the short version may get a bit long so be ready to read. When I was 23yrs old, a virgin who had never had a girlfriend...
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    Ok..... so it all started nine months ago..... well he's not a school teacher , he teaches me in a language course , he's 24 I guess.... Anyway.... I've been through many in my...
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    Does anyone have any really cool acronyms they love. I like KISS cuz there's so many variations but it's always true D.R.A.M.A. = Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention.
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    my truth is im afraid of being old and homeless i feel like thats the rate im going..... i feel like a loser,a **** up someone who is worthless and broken. I'm 26 with nothing...
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