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I Love Dumb Criminals

Making the job of the police so much easier! 132 People

    I Guess This Isn't a School For Bank Robbing!

    According to The Associated Press, a bank robber in Colorado was caught after police learned he wrote his demands on the back of his own check. Reports indicate he chose the “cute puppies” book of checks from the bank’s “Bank of Cuteness” catalogue...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 2, 2007

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    How Honest It Too Honest?

    You should also just say no if police ask you if you set off fireworks and you were really dealing drugs. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a man did just that. The story’s direct quote is as police were taking him away, he claimed that he “deals drugs...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    What Do the Olympics and Bob Villa Have In Common...

    According to Sky News, a man trying to enter the American Embassy in Austria was caught carrying a backpack full of weapons and explosives through a metal detector. During his post arrest interviews, he reportedly told investigators he told he was walking through a MEDAL...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    You Might Be a Redneck...

    According to the Associated Press, police chased a man driving a lawnmower under the influence because he refused to pull over during a traffic stop. Here’s the kicker: police chased the lawnmower…ON FOOT. The only other way police could have caught a man on foot...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    Cops Are Never Off Duty!

    According to the Associated Press, two men in Tuscaloosa, Ala. was arrested by police after he tried to shoot at a man in a parked car with a shotgun while a police officer sat right behind him at a red light. I guess since the police officer was an off-duty police officer, he...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    Duct Tape Cannot Fix Everything!

    According to Ananova, a man in Kentucky tried to rob a store with a mask made entirely out of duct tape. That’s right, he did it to himself. He wrapped his own head in duct tape and he wasn’t in a fraternity or a loading dock with a bunch of drunken co-workers or a...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    From The View Of A Cop!

    cuz you learn a lot from them to get to the clever ones the clever ones are always the ones who get away dumb ones are the cops greatest informants!
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F Mar 2, 2011

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    Can I See Ur Id??

    so two men go into a store to rob it while there they hold it up and ask for the money and one guy decides he wants a 24 pack so he goes and gets it and brings it to the desk the store clerk says i need to see ur id... so he hands it to her. heres ur sign
    saintsforever saintsforever 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 7, 2012

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    How Smart Was This Guy!

    According to the Associated Press, a West Virginia man who thought he was texting his friends about his stash of weed was actually texting the state police. The man sent the text to a friend who’s number turned out to belong to the state police. It turns out his friend...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    This Is Just Gross, But You Get What You Deserve!

    According to Ananova, Chinese police are looking for someone who stole a woman’s dog poo. Yes, you read that correctly. A thief is responsible for lifting a log, stealing some s#&$, pinching a loaf. The woman told police she was standing outside a bank trying to get...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "Go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state...
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    naturalnews.com printable article Originally published June 23 2010 Humans vs. the environment - A thought experiment by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, NaturalNews Editor...
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    I remember when things were going bad I found a treasure map in my parents attic with my friends and managed to go after a buried pirate treasure being chased by career italian...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    How could ive been so dumb, thats the only thing on my mind now... All those sings and little things that adamantly screams the truth that we wont ever be together but you keep on...
    TheLeftBehind TheLeftBehind 18-21, M May 15

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    I love. I love A LOT. I feel I have a lot of love stored inside of me that sometimes it feels as if it is just gonna flood out of me. Sometimes this makes me feel uncomfortable...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 26

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    I love blondes, just not the dumb ones. I work with a lot of them daily. It's just unfortunate they are the centre of jokes. And trust me, there are much more dumber ones where I...
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 27

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    today in math class I forgot what 2*2 was I felt really dumb
    notheonlyone notheonlyone 13-15, M 3 Responses Apr 28

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    Dumb Stuff Republicans Say: "Congressman Blames Baltimore Riots On Gay Marriage" TEXAS GOP LAWMAKER: "WHAT IS GOING ON IN BALTIMORE IS BECAUSE OF TOO MANY GAY MARRIAGES" U.S...
    goodogstay goodogstay 46-50, M 3 Responses May 3

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    My finals are coming up and I have such a hard time studying. I feel like every effort that I doe isn't enough. I just can't concentrate. I'm still hurt from a break up and I feel...
    Ilovebunbunnies Ilovebunbunnies 18-21, F May 13

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    I'm in love with a fictional character for over 3 years now... I'm in some serious trouble because the feeling just doesn't wear off. I never really questioned my love to a non...
    LeahJules LeahJules 16-17, F 1 Response May 7

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    May be I was dumb to take your anormal behavior as love towards me.. I just love the way you are.. when you look back one day You will see me waiting for your company.. I'll never...
    alekya99 alekya99 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    I studied him before he knew who I was. I read everything he wrote and felt as if we were sharing the same lives. I had to get his attention. I wanted to communicate with him...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F Apr 26

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    So there's this guy, let's call him... Joe (because his name is Joe) and I am in love with him. Maybe its not even love. Maybe I'm just infatuated. But I can't stop thinking about...
    ShesSimplyKenny ShesSimplyKenny 18-21, F 2 Responses May 13

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    So I took a challenge from a friend of mine. I wrote down the first word that came to 40 people's mind and then I took those words and made into a song. It's almost done, but I...
    GreenDayIsBae GreenDayIsBae 16-17, M May 16

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    Last year .. I fell in love with a guy ... He touched my heart forever. I was so madly in love with him that I forgot I too have a life to live, he was very possesive about me;he...
    alekya99 alekya99 16-17, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I had my serious boyfriend when i was really young. We broke up when i just went to college and he didn't. So we kind of got separated and he cheated on me with another girl. I was...
    poorchild257 poorchild257 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    I will follow you until the end of time,I am so happy I have you,without you I feel down and cold but when your messaging me I have a smile on my face,I would be dumb to ever let...
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    This past week I enjoyed Errol Flynn and Barbra Stanwyck in the movie, Cry Wolf from 1947. The movie centers around a woman coming to an estate to claim her dead husband's...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 25

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    I don't like modern "country" at all. I enjoy old country Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, D.A.C, All three Hank Williams, Hank Thompson, Charlie...
    thatyoungmetalhead thatyoungmetalhead 16-17, M Apr 26

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    When someone tells you "damn, your short!" (like you don't already know) you should reply with "damn, your dumb!"
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 26

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    Everthing i say at school : " when is lunch" "I'm tired" " I hate everyone " " these dumb mother ******* in my way
    HazeyHaley HazeyHaley 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    But he plays the dumbest music... I told him that before he touches my radio... If he thinks it lowers my IQ... or if he questions the fact i will like or not like the music... It...
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 4 Responses Apr 29

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    Are you effing kidding me?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PRODUCERS?! How can you do this? I actually cried my eyes out today when this sat episode was over because I kept...
    juskeepswimming juskeepswimming 31-35, F 2 Responses May 2

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    G I jane. Military dumb. Politicians selfish morons who hurt us. G I jane says suck my stick.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M May 3

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    Yessss! People who are smart and funny are amazing. Others think its funny to act dumb. But its really not.
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 1 Response May 4

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    There was two dumb blonds that was walking down the street and they find a mirror and one of them picks it up and looks in it and says that face looks familiar. then the other...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses May 12

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    She is my brown eyed queenshe is my Helen of TroyMy brown haired ElizabethMore than daddy’s little girlShe is everything to meI am wrapped around her fingerYet she is below 4...
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 2 Responses May 14

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    o feel dumb cuz i always end beleiving him and trusting his words , i give him chances to stab me in the back ! why my heart beat my mind everytime ! i am really ....lost
    Granet Granet 22-25, F May 17

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    Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    "Drivers are rude. Such attitudes, but when I show my peace, complaints cease. Something's odd. I feel like I'm God, you stupid, dumbshit, ******* ************" -Bad Habit by The...
    DexterMalloween DexterMalloween 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    Operating Repo... Lizard Lick Towing... The Smoking Gun World's Dumbest....
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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