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I Love Dumb Criminals

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    Duct Tape Cannot Fix Everything!

    According to Ananova, a man in Kentucky tried to rob a store with a mask made entirely out of duct tape. That’s right, he did it to himself. He wrapped his own head in duct tape and he wasn’t in a fraternity or a loading dock with a bunch of drunken co-workers or a...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    Cops Are Never Off Duty!

    According to the Associated Press, two men in Tuscaloosa, Ala. was arrested by police after he tried to shoot at a man in a parked car with a shotgun while a police officer sat right behind him at a red light. I guess since the police officer was an off-duty police officer, he...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    This Is Just Gross, But You Get What You Deserve!

    According to Ananova, Chinese police are looking for someone who stole a woman’s dog poo. Yes, you read that correctly. A thief is responsible for lifting a log, stealing some s#&$, pinching a loaf. The woman told police she was standing outside a bank trying to get...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    Can I See Ur Id??

    so two men go into a store to rob it while there they hold it up and ask for the money and one guy decides he wants a 24 pack so he goes and gets it and brings it to the desk the store clerk says i need to see ur id... so he hands it to her. heres ur sign
    saintsforever saintsforever 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 7, 2012

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    From The View Of A Cop!

    cuz you learn a lot from them to get to the clever ones the clever ones are always the ones who get away dumb ones are the cops greatest informants!
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F Mar 2, 2011

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    You Might Be a Redneck...

    According to the Associated Press, police chased a man driving a lawnmower under the influence because he refused to pull over during a traffic stop. Here’s the kicker: police chased the lawnmower…ON FOOT. The only other way police could have caught a man on foot...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    How Smart Was This Guy!

    According to the Associated Press, a West Virginia man who thought he was texting his friends about his stash of weed was actually texting the state police. The man sent the text to a friend who’s number turned out to belong to the state police. It turns out his friend...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    I Guess This Isn't a School For Bank Robbing!

    According to The Associated Press, a bank robber in Colorado was caught after police learned he wrote his demands on the back of his own check. Reports indicate he chose the “cute puppies” book of checks from the bank’s “Bank of Cuteness” catalogue...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 2, 2007

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    How Honest It Too Honest?

    You should also just say no if police ask you if you set off fireworks and you were really dealing drugs. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a man did just that. The story’s direct quote is as police were taking him away, he claimed that he “deals drugs...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    What Do the Olympics and Bob Villa Have In Common...

    According to Sky News, a man trying to enter the American Embassy in Austria was caught carrying a backpack full of weapons and explosives through a metal detector. During his post arrest interviews, he reportedly told investigators he told he was walking through a MEDAL...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    When I was in college my Nana, who I was very close to, literally wrote to me every single day while I was gone--be it a lengthy letter or a little note attached to a $5 bill, I...
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    -bits and pieces of different songs- -I breathe in and sink in to the water underground and I grow pale without you!! -She exhales vanilla lace I barely dreamt her yesterday...
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    Christ on the cross was a sacrifice of love and redemption.Jesus came to this:"For even the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for...
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    One morning I came home from the midnight shift my wife was ready to go to work she said she had to work til 9pm! She said that Mae needed me to fix a blocked pipe! She said she...
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    He is in pain and yet he protects me from his demons and mine. He wants me to grow not shrink or move according to his circumstances. He loves me but I am still not satisfied. I am...
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    I said a prayer for you today I just took a moment to say, With heartfelt thankfulness, How much I know I’m blessed With the love so deep and true That I receive from you...
    000Camilla 000Camilla 31-35, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    L O V E... Forever, I will believe in its tremendous power, its benevolence, its majesty, its complexity, its shy, And, obvious simplicity. Love is the only truth that...
    perfectlypixie perfectlypixie 46-50, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    This is so what makes the site worth it sometimes. I love it when I enter a group like this too and I'm the minority male member. Hi there, My name is Dae. At least that's What I...
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix 26-30, M 11 hrs ago

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    In the past, I was known for telling any guy or girl that I loved them when I didn't mean it. But, about a year ago, I realized that I had true feelings for a girl, she's my best...
    averageteengirl7515 averageteengirl7515 16-17, F 13 hrs ago

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    "Cone Of Shame" I'd like to peel the skin off This winter day I'd like to burn the hair off This summer fling What love can do when love's lost Grow overweight And smile as if...
    YOULOOKLOSTLIKEDOROTHY YOULOOKLOSTLIKEDOROTHY 36-40 14 hrs ago

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    My Da is in hospital. He is my last parent. My Mummy was on the same floor, five years ago, right before she died. I love my Da very much. He is a Leo. The song of house Lannister...
    SvenaAlskad SvenaAlskad 18-21, F 5 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    Not necessarily dumb questions. But questions where the answer is reached with the smallest amount of thought.
    Account1138 Account1138 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    A lady mc called Shystie, one of the first songs I heard from her then I got into mc'ing, not practiced in a while, but that's gonna change real soon :) I grew up in the H town...
    Gangstress Gangstress 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I thought u could but Netflix at Walmart! Im so dumb😂😂😭😭
    dramaqueenz dramaqueenz 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I was on here before, made friends, and got hurt. It was quite a few years. When I first came on this site it was just another place to write. I soon learned there were some very...
    onlyhere2write onlyhere2write 36-40, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I desperately want to make love to a school boy.
    EvoKinevil EvoKinevil 26-30, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    So I signed up for a triathlon (olympic distance). Doing the race is no problem but I could not get up at 3:30 a.m. this morning. I just stayed in bed and shut the alarm off...
    samhart1 samhart1 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    "It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -by Albus Dumbledore. J. K. Rowling Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    shykitte shykitte 41-45, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Spring Breakers - Review from IMBD I love this film. It is a great film. "I don't even know where to begin... Harmony Korine is a true artist. That might be where to start...
    Ad8m Ad8m 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    Dumb is dumb is dumb. Impressions are impressions and engender conversation. I understand shyness but really, this is pretty impersonal as a means to approach another. It's just...
    Astrucbmt Astrucbmt 22-25, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    A husband and wife were trying to put a password in to their new computer they would both remember. The husband said I have got it & typed in "MYPENIS" Immeadietly his wife fell...
    1eneman 1eneman 51-55, M 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    People Who Annoy The **** Out of Me 1. I have a boyfriend and must talk about him constantly 2. I am a selfish neighbor and only think about me 3. I can't be bothered to be polite...
    justaghost justaghost 41-45, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Or maybe just happy Think I'm just happy [x3] My heart...
    nirvanaislife nirvanaislife 70+, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Wtf is this!!!?!?! Dumbest one I've seen today :(
    Prettylildyke Prettylildyke 13-15, F a week ago

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    http://themindunleashed.org/2015/07/the-people-of-this-isolated-tribe-kill-anyone-approaching-their-island.html On an isolated Indian island lives a tribe that has never had...
    Levat Levat 22-25, M Jul 23

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    http://themindunleashed.org/2015/07/the-people-of-this-isolated-tribe-kill-anyone-approaching-their-island.html On an isolated Indian island lives a tribe that has never had...
    Levat Levat 22-25, M Jul 23

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    People who are smart and fun are the best! They won't do dumb things that'll embarrass themselves or you and you can spend a lot of time with them and have the best time of your...
    MsOreo MsOreo 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    One day I was walking home from my work place in the city. It was rush hour so I was walking home with a lot of people. It started to get really hot downtown and I decided that to...
    gialesbian784 gialesbian784 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 22

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    Never sleep on the street in Rome. It's dumb and you will get robbed.
    Jmb850 Jmb850 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 21

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