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I Love Dumb Criminals

Making the job of the police so much easier! 130 People

    You Might Be a Redneck...

    According to the Associated Press, police chased a man driving a lawnmower under the influence because he refused to pull over during a traffic stop. Here’s the kicker: police chased the lawnmower…ON FOOT. The only other way police could have caught a man on foot...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    From The View Of A Cop!

    cuz you learn a lot from them to get to the clever ones the clever ones are always the ones who get away dumb ones are the cops greatest informants!
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F Mar 2, 2011

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    This Is Just Gross, But You Get What You Deserve!

    According to Ananova, Chinese police are looking for someone who stole a woman’s dog poo. Yes, you read that correctly. A thief is responsible for lifting a log, stealing some s#&$, pinching a loaf. The woman told police she was standing outside a bank trying to get...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    Can I See Ur Id??

    so two men go into a store to rob it while there they hold it up and ask for the money and one guy decides he wants a 24 pack so he goes and gets it and brings it to the desk the store clerk says i need to see ur id... so he hands it to her. heres ur sign
    saintsforever saintsforever 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 7, 2012

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    What Do the Olympics and Bob Villa Have In Common...

    According to Sky News, a man trying to enter the American Embassy in Austria was caught carrying a backpack full of weapons and explosives through a metal detector. During his post arrest interviews, he reportedly told investigators he told he was walking through a MEDAL...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    Duct Tape Cannot Fix Everything!

    According to Ananova, a man in Kentucky tried to rob a store with a mask made entirely out of duct tape. That’s right, he did it to himself. He wrapped his own head in duct tape and he wasn’t in a fraternity or a loading dock with a bunch of drunken co-workers or a...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    Cops Are Never Off Duty!

    According to the Associated Press, two men in Tuscaloosa, Ala. was arrested by police after he tried to shoot at a man in a parked car with a shotgun while a police officer sat right behind him at a red light. I guess since the police officer was an off-duty police officer, he...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    How Honest It Too Honest?

    You should also just say no if police ask you if you set off fireworks and you were really dealing drugs. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a man did just that. The story’s direct quote is as police were taking him away, he claimed that he “deals drugs...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    How Smart Was This Guy!

    According to the Associated Press, a West Virginia man who thought he was texting his friends about his stash of weed was actually texting the state police. The man sent the text to a friend who’s number turned out to belong to the state police. It turns out his friend...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    I Guess This Isn't a School For Bank Robbing!

    According to The Associated Press, a bank robber in Colorado was caught after police learned he wrote his demands on the back of his own check. Reports indicate he chose the “cute puppies” book of checks from the bank’s “Bank of Cuteness” catalogue...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 2, 2007

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    Ask a dumbass question expect a smartass answer. That's my motto.
    Sapphic33 Sapphic33 26-30, F 3 Responses Oct 25

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    Being smarter than people I often see a lot of questions as stupid and will constantly reply with sarcastic answers to dumb questions
    Chael666 Chael666 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 25

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    See I'd people are as dumb as they seem
    GetYourFreakOn GetYourFreakOn 16-17, F 3 Responses Oct 25

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    I'm Crazy at times....but life is way too short to be completely sane anyway..and dumb like a fox.;)
    SouthernItaliano SouthernItaliano 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 7

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    If you want to get on my **** list, make an enemy, and annoy me, play dumb and watch what happens.
    Blackstallion76 Blackstallion76 36-40, M Nov 10

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    Because, let's face it....there really are some dumb ******* questions.
    Lovethebump Lovethebump 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 13

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    As I once told my students: "Some people say there are no dumb questions, well thats that's a bunch of greasy, long haired, hippy crap. There are plenty of stupid questions, Don't...
    joey1111 joey1111 31-35, M Nov 13

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    NorseChief NorseChief 26-30, M 4 Responses a week ago

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    Mainly guys, please engage your brain before opening your mouth and asking me a blatantly obvious and dumb question!!
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    yourbrowneye yourbrowneye 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 5

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    I've never told any of the guys I've dated that I love them. Even though I was young and dumb, I knew what that word meant and I respected its meaning. But I think I could love...
    MLEw MLEw 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 8

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    I love my wife of almost 25 years, 3 great natural kids (24, 18, 17...the 18 yo has significant special needs) 2 great add-on boys (24-our oldest son's friends who had no real...
    Sigmacoog Sigmacoog 46-50, M 4 Responses Nov 9

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    I love drinking its starts with me when i was young i tasted it and i liked it then it became something in my life i love drinking especially whiskey i love when all people starts...
    samyalhawary samyalhawary 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    i hope i get hot so the boys who used 2 jokingly ask me out will like me and i can break their dumb hearts
    paleprincess paleprincess 13-15, F 7 Responses Oct 27

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    Once upon a time ... a small boy named Hameed living in a tiny primitive Moroccan village was very stupid and all his classmates hate him for his stupidity especially his teacher...
    Johanns Johanns 22-25, M 3 Responses Oct 28

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    As dumb as this may sound when I watch gossip girl it reminds me of the beginning of my relationship! Lol all these beautiful feelings come flooding in. I guess we can erase a lot...
    ofthisgirl90 ofthisgirl90 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 29

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    lilzee225 lilzee225 18-21, F Oct 30

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    jared2enlightenment jared2enlightenment 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 31

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    I feel like no one will ever love me because I myself, am incapable of being lovable. I am ugly, dumb, overweight, lacking in everything a man looks for in a woman, and I always...
    unlovable5 unlovable5 13-15, F Nov 1

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    I love to hear him say "I love you." And laugh. And tell me dumb jokes. He's perfect.
    IdyutKittie IdyutKittie 18-21, F Nov 6

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    Look at Love… how it tangles with the one fallen in love look at spirit how it fuses with earth giving it new life why are you so busy with this or that or good or bad pay...
    chipstickz chipstickz 31-35, F Nov 8

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    To the one that left me or used me as his second choice. Thank you for all the memories and love. And thank you for leaving me with all these pain that I've been through. I'm so...
    Julietxxx Julietxxx 16-17, F Nov 9

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    YuriXWolfram86 YuriXWolfram86 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 13

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    Walt Whitman (1819–1892). Leaves of Grass. To You WHOEVER you are, I fear you are walking the walks of dreams, I fear these supposed realities are to melt from under your...
    izzypie izzypie 36-40, F 4 Responses Nov 14

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