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I Love Dumb Criminals

Making the job of the police so much easier! 129 People

    You Might Be a Redneck...

    According to the Associated Press, police chased a man driving a lawnmower under the influence because he refused to pull over during a traffic stop. Here’s the kicker: police chased the lawnmower…ON FOOT. The only other way police could have caught a man on foot...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    How Smart Was This Guy!

    According to the Associated Press, a West Virginia man who thought he was texting his friends about his stash of weed was actually texting the state police. The man sent the text to a friend who’s number turned out to belong to the state police. It turns out his friend...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    Can I See Ur Id??

    so two men go into a store to rob it while there they hold it up and ask for the money and one guy decides he wants a 24 pack so he goes and gets it and brings it to the desk the store clerk says i need to see ur id... so he hands it to her. heres ur sign
    saintsforever saintsforever 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 7, 2012

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    I Guess This Isn't a School For Bank Robbing!

    According to The Associated Press, a bank robber in Colorado was caught after police learned he wrote his demands on the back of his own check. Reports indicate he chose the “cute puppies” book of checks from the bank’s “Bank of Cuteness” catalogue...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 2, 2007

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    From The View Of A Cop!

    cuz you learn a lot from them to get to the clever ones the clever ones are always the ones who get away dumb ones are the cops greatest informants!
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F Mar 2, 2011

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    Cops Are Never Off Duty!

    According to the Associated Press, two men in Tuscaloosa, Ala. was arrested by police after he tried to shoot at a man in a parked car with a shotgun while a police officer sat right behind him at a red light. I guess since the police officer was an off-duty police officer, he...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    How Honest It Too Honest?

    You should also just say no if police ask you if you set off fireworks and you were really dealing drugs. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a man did just that. The story’s direct quote is as police were taking him away, he claimed that he “deals drugs...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    What Do the Olympics and Bob Villa Have In Common...

    According to Sky News, a man trying to enter the American Embassy in Austria was caught carrying a backpack full of weapons and explosives through a metal detector. During his post arrest interviews, he reportedly told investigators he told he was walking through a MEDAL...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    This Is Just Gross, But You Get What You Deserve!

    According to Ananova, Chinese police are looking for someone who stole a woman’s dog poo. Yes, you read that correctly. A thief is responsible for lifting a log, stealing some s#&$, pinching a loaf. The woman told police she was standing outside a bank trying to get...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    Duct Tape Cannot Fix Everything!

    According to Ananova, a man in Kentucky tried to rob a store with a mask made entirely out of duct tape. That’s right, he did it to himself. He wrapped his own head in duct tape and he wasn’t in a fraternity or a loading dock with a bunch of drunken co-workers or a...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    My cousins and I went to go see Dumb and Dumber 2 at the cinemas today and it was hilarious. But it wasnt just the movie that was playing dumb, it was my cousins. We were all the...
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    Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the...
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    Janine got the 3 criminals and forwarded all women shots They are stupid but all done Teachers housewives .....that's it
    suckerbimbos44 suckerbimbos44 51-55, F a week ago

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    It's the ones who look dumb that are smart and the ones who look smart that are dumb more often than you'd think.
    AnarchyOfAthena AnarchyOfAthena 16-17, F Jan 20

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    If only time machine did exist, i would take my self back to the first time we saw each of us. Sit next to you, instead of lied to my self, pretend that i didnt like you. Why oh...
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    To be fair, dumb people are everywhere. Not just this website.
    Music2323 Music2323 22-25, F Jan 5

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    I feel like if you present me and me 6 years ago together in a room present me would be dumber. I spend a large majority of my life around people who dont challenge intellectually...
    newasexy newasexy 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    Seriously some people are so dumb! In biology today we were discussing pregnancy and rape and some kid said that if a woman is being raped it will give her stress and she will be...
    lukesdeadpenguin lukesdeadpenguin 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    trying to find someone that loves you as much as you love them do what they can to please you as you do them... its hard me I have had alot of female problems. one of my exs told...
    EricDavis2015 EricDavis2015 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    Hey y'all I got something to say about my girlfriend Angie. She is the best girlfriend that I have ever came across. I remember we met at a grocery store at 8 or something and we...
    GunWarrior GunWarrior 13-15, M 2 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Years ago I met this beautiful girl, who became a close friend of mine. We spent time together on a regular basis, I'd even watch as she would get flirtatious with other men and I...
    steampunkBeverage steampunkBeverage 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 20

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    Long story short: I have been together with a girl who shall remain unnamed for just over 3.5 years. When I met her, I had just gotten over the loss and betrayal of a woman I...
    Kidpanama Kidpanama 26-30, M Jan 21

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    I am a person who will never be loved. I do things that make people upset with me and I make people feel sorry for me. I hate myself for that. All I am is a dumb mewling quim who...
    Cgyan Cgyan 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 12

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    etude etude 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    If you found a bf or a man, there is absolutely no reason that you should be posting about how much you love him and how "Great" he is. Love him to yourself and keep that...
    Chpt16 Chpt16 16-17, M 2 Responses Jan 15

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    I love looking up people's names and just anything, really. Urban Dictionary has helped me and my friends understand weird *** terms we'd never heard of before and maybeeee the...
    TiraVara TiraVara 22-25, F Jan 22

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    I have one tattoo, and it's my only one. I got it when I was 18 and when I was really dumb. I love it don't get me wrong and I am happy with it, I just have it on my right should...
    Ana8939 Ana8939 22-25, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    Oh how I love my 13 hour drive... Started perfect then this dumbass pulls in front and goes 10 mph under speed limit. Thank you to the man in front of me in your white Chevy truck...
    Cricket75 Cricket75 36-40, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I actually taught my dad how to text while we were waiting for my mom. His first text message was to me, and it said "Dumb ***."
    SerSean SerSean 18-21, M Dec 31, 2014

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    #Leh by: Superwoman Four thousand dollars on a purse (Leh) Still got tuition bills to pay (Leh) Swipin' daddy's card at the club (Leh) Tweetin' 'bout life being hard (Leh) (Oh my...
    WaitingForSuperman WaitingForSuperman 16-17, F Jan 1

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    One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other, One was blind and the other...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 2

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    NURSERY RHYMES – with a difference Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 18 Responses Jan 4

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    I was perusing my homepage and came across this one experience that, needless to say, caught my eye. After reading it, I felt compelled to learn more about the author. And the...
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 18-21, M Jan 6

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    Therapy~ All Time Low ~My ship went down In a sea of sound. When I woke up alone I had everything: A handful of moments I wished I could change And a tongue like a nightmare that...
    lostgirl2001 lostgirl2001 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 7

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    They call me dumb with not brain because its them against me......you 76 just watch them do it... Get my drift guys....Let them do it......
    laughatthehoe444 laughatthehoe444 51-55, F 2 Responses Jan 9

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    In our daily meetings we discussed one called me the scarecrow with not brain and all the knowledge of me being dumb... you know what i am saying team? ...Let them do it
    laughatthehoe444 laughatthehoe444 51-55, F 1 Response Jan 9

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    There were kids ranging in ages of kindergarten and first grade. They were a part of an experiment in which dolls were used. There three dolls. One white, one medium skinned, one...
    Eriannaa Eriannaa 13-15, F 4 Responses Jan 9

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    Yo mama's so dumb,she went to the unemployment office and asked for a *******
    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 16

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    Dumb *** Country Boy- Jackyl
    rebel9933 rebel9933 41-45, M Jan 16

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    I'm gonna fuvk him before rehearsal and after rehearsal Dumb *****
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    Yo momma is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
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