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I Love Dumb Criminals

Making the job of the police so much easier! 126 People

    Cops Are Never Off Duty!

    According to the Associated Press, two men in Tuscaloosa, Ala. was arrested by police after he tried to shoot at a man in a parked car with a shotgun while a police officer sat right behind him at a red light. I guess since the police officer was an off-duty police officer, he...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    I Guess This Isn't a School For Bank Robbing!

    According to The Associated Press, a bank robber in Colorado was caught after police learned he wrote his demands on the back of his own check. Reports indicate he chose the “cute puppies” book of checks from the bank’s “Bank of Cuteness” catalogue...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 2, 2007

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    You Might Be a Redneck...

    According to the Associated Press, police chased a man driving a lawnmower under the influence because he refused to pull over during a traffic stop. Here’s the kicker: police chased the lawnmower…ON FOOT. The only other way police could have caught a man on foot...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    From The View Of A Cop!

    cuz you learn a lot from them to get to the clever ones the clever ones are always the ones who get away dumb ones are the cops greatest informants!
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F Mar 2, 2011

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    What Do the Olympics and Bob Villa Have In Common...

    According to Sky News, a man trying to enter the American Embassy in Austria was caught carrying a backpack full of weapons and explosives through a metal detector. During his post arrest interviews, he reportedly told investigators he told he was walking through a MEDAL...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    This Is Just Gross, But You Get What You Deserve!

    According to Ananova, Chinese police are looking for someone who stole a woman’s dog poo. Yes, you read that correctly. A thief is responsible for lifting a log, stealing some s#&$, pinching a loaf. The woman told police she was standing outside a bank trying to get...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    Duct Tape Cannot Fix Everything!

    According to Ananova, a man in Kentucky tried to rob a store with a mask made entirely out of duct tape. That’s right, he did it to himself. He wrapped his own head in duct tape and he wasn’t in a fraternity or a loading dock with a bunch of drunken co-workers or a...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    How Smart Was This Guy!

    According to the Associated Press, a West Virginia man who thought he was texting his friends about his stash of weed was actually texting the state police. The man sent the text to a friend who’s number turned out to belong to the state police. It turns out his friend...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 2, 2007

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    How Honest It Too Honest?

    You should also just say no if police ask you if you set off fireworks and you were really dealing drugs. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a man did just that. The story’s direct quote is as police were taking him away, he claimed that he “deals drugs...
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F Oct 11, 2007

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    Can I See Ur Id??

    so two men go into a store to rob it while there they hold it up and ask for the money and one guy decides he wants a 24 pack so he goes and gets it and brings it to the desk the store clerk says i need to see ur id... so he hands it to her. heres ur sign
    saintsforever saintsforever 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 7, 2012

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    Nirvana - Dumb R.I.P Kurt :/I'm not like themBut I can pretendThe sun is goneBut I have a lightThe day is doneBut I'm having funI think I'm dumbOr maybe just happyThink I'm just...
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    If I was as smart like majority of the population; I would be satisfied. I am dumber than a sack of nails. Although my class mates say that I am "self determined and really bright...
    WeirdOtaku WeirdOtaku 18-21, M Jul 5

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    a guy is drunk at a bar and leans over the counter and shouts to the bartender, "hey, wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?". The bar tender is annoyed and replies to his drunk customer...
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    She wants a way to feel  So she runs by your ways  Feels like honey on my tongue  And I know about me  You can make my smile fade  You can wake my underworld  Such a dumb...
    SocialRomance SocialRomance 18-21, M Jul 20

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    - I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde. Dolly Parton
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I need someone to tell me why I'm so stupid ugly and dumb I have a ****** up life and just need to die 😫😭😭😢😓😩
    becca9011 becca9011 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 11

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    I always knew what to do and what to say to people including girls.. But I always found myself dumbfounded, incredibly stupid and looser when it comes to The Girl...
    9thguy 9thguy 26-30, M Jul 12

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    I hate dumb ******* with stupid answers lmaoooo
    chinadoll702 chinadoll702 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    "You're crazy!!" Yep, I am. I'll take all those risks that you think is crazy to try for. But I'm not dumb to take them, because I'm aware of the pros and cons. At the end of the...
    unknownfamiliar unknownfamiliar 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    ....or dumb is right around the corner where smart stopped walking
    JayLee23 JayLee23 26-30, M Jul 18

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    Cant Stand Dumb People On Ep
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    If I hear one more child try to correct me, I will show them what adults really do, and tell them to get their dumb *** somewhere and sit down.
    Blackstallion76 Blackstallion76 36-40, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I need to quit posting about him and it's always the same thing me just complaining about how much I love him and I always leave the same end as if he it actually matters but he's...
    renguard renguard 16-17, M Jul 17

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    Why is now in days that we (people in general), always have to find a way to prove our undying love for one another? What happen to " I LOVE YOU", or "YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME? I...
    natashaxxs natashaxxs 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    He used to hold me every night. Tell me he loved me more than anything and would do anything for me. We started to fight over small dumb things. Now we are apart. He said he...
    angelicbabyxo angelicbabyxo 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 29

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    I love partying. I'm just now a freshman. So party's are always fun when your being young and dumb!
    AustinLol69 AustinLol69 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 29

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    I Love Somebody Who Has Bipolar Disorder Nineteen years ago - at about this time of the year - my brother made a suicide attempt. Thank all the gods, he had second thoughts and...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    I know I have flaws, I'm stubborn, suicidal and dumb at times... and I can't feel love as most people do, but I promise that I'll do my best to love whoever accepts me...
    WinterSkyout WinterSkyout 16-17, F Jul 3

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    I love furries in cartoons. I have since I was a kid. Remember Cadillac Cats (especially Cleo) and Dumbo's circus? I remember. I like Alpha and Omega too.
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 Jul 3

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    Even though I love being single,I miss the cuddle of a beautiful,smart,funny,interesting girl. Am picky and I know,but I would never dumb down my standards for the experience. I...
    code254 code254 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 3

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    My wife stood before me with some items in front of her. Without a word, she emptied a large jar of mayonnaise and proceeded to fill the empty jar with rocks right to the top...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70 1 Response Jul 4

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    You wanna play, you wanna stay, you wanna have it all You started messing with my head until I hit a wall Maybe I should've known, maybe I should've known That you would walk, you...
    superkitty17 superkitty17 31-35, F Jul 4

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    "Happiness can be found at even the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the lights" /- Dumbledore man I love hp
    oliviamadison oliviamadison 16-17, F Jul 4

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    Okay then let's start : 1. She's extremely funny and has a great sense of humour. 2. She's pretty and respects her fans. 3. She likes eating just as much as we normal ppl do...
    LifeIsSoGood14 LifeIsSoGood14 13-15, M Jul 5

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    I've been seeing you almost every day for a year and ~7 months. I smile when you text me still. I'm so happy to just touch you and feel you and have you next to me.. your...
    kbeary kbeary 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    In this world there are many women for a man to choose from. Many that holds a variety of unique physical traits and personal thoughts on the world around them. We as males try to...
    Mousetrapreplica Mousetrapreplica 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 7

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    Old people (75+) have sooooo much to share. These are the people who have lived through completely different times, outlived many of their companions, family and friends. They've...
    breathtakingyou breathtakingyou 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    Dear dog, Thank you for putting up with my mood swings, my impatience, my irritability. No matter how many times I ignore you for better plans you will always love me. No matter...
    neverendingmadness neverendingmadness 36-40, F Jul 9

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    Peter Gabriel - "The Book of Love"  The book of love has music in it,In fact that's where music comes from.Some of it is just transcendental,Some of it is just really dumb...
    TheWeepingWoman TheWeepingWoman 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 9

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    I LOVE POPPING CHERRIES Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 69 PEOPLE 69 PEOPLE? love popping cherries? My dirty mind doesn't understand the way that works. LOL.
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 Jul 10

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    She kind of walked up the back of the couch (she already had her hind quarters up against me) and stood up against me because she wanted cuddles. And for some reason, that seemed...
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    What's happened to country music? It's gone down and gotten shittier in my opinion ! Like "give me back my hometown" the most dumbest, longest, worse song I have herd from country...
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    I fell in love with a guy that meant everthing to me and he only dumbed me just bc my cousin didn't want us together an now we're not dating and I feel so broken and lost :(
    TikiaBieber23 TikiaBieber23 13-15, F Jul 18

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    I'm not gonna lie I feel so empowered when I'm tipsy. I get all these ideas and I'm filled with positivity. I feel capable I changing lives and helping others. I get creative. And...
    Rosaalie Rosaalie 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Hey guys, I need relationship opinions or advice. I've been really confused if part of the troubles of the relationship is on me or him. At the moment i'am in a relationship for 6...
    nixielizabeth nixielizabeth 18-21, F 9 Responses Jul 21

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    As every good story starts; there's this girl. I met here when moved to my current city about 7 months ago. I got to school and made friends by the end of first period. Lunchtime...
    timboslice42 timboslice42 13-15, M 5 days ago

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