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I Love Eddie Izzard

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    Some of My Favorite Eddie Izzard Quotes!

            His name changed from Jerry Dorsey to Englbert Humperdink! I mean, I'd just like to be in the room when they were working that one through: "Zinglebert Bambledack! Yingeebert Dangleban! Zanglebert Dingleback! Winglebert Humptiback...
    randomramblings randomramblings 31-35, F 2 Responses May 10, 2008

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    Sexie

    This is easily my favourite show by Eddie Izzard. The man is a comedy genius. Watching him strut around on stage in a dress or any article of women's clothes always makes me smile and he looks pretty damn hot in my humble opinion!
    TheatreGirl TheatreGirl 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 17, 2008

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    Eddie Izzard Is the Best Thing Since Sliced Bread!!

    ZOMG!! Eddie Izzard rockerz my sockerz off XD lately i have brought the boxset of all his dvds and am now watching them exessively and find i am quoting them in everyday life and having hysterical spazz fits with people who like him too!! I just think the world should appreciate...
    followthewhiterabbit followthewhiterabbit 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 27, 2008

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    Eddie Is....

    Not only one of the most astute and brilliant comedians today, he is also dead sexy!
    prncesspain prncesspain 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 3, 2011

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    This Man Is a Bloody Genius.

    I laughed my *** off at this one. (Mainly because... though I can't understand a word of spoken French normally... I understood every word here... Don't worry... There's also portugese subtitles... Sorry about that... the other one didn't work.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
    keepingwarm keepingwarm 31-35 2 Responses Jan 16, 2008

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    Tea & Cake Or Death?

    Yep, good ole EI is about as funny as they come! Dressed to Kill is my all time fave. The Riches is a real departure for him, but I think he's brilliant in it.
    superhappygeisha superhappygeisha 31-35, F 3 Responses May 6, 2007

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    Izzard!

    my best friend and I know Dress to Kill by heart, and show it to everyone we can. random quotes pop up in conversation when they seem relevant to whatever we're talking about. other people get confused, but we know what we're saying, haha. I still haven't seen any of his other...
    electricmoonshine electricmoonshine 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 4, 2007

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    Oh Boy!!!

    Eddie's coming to my town!!! Austin, TX.!! I hope I can get tickets! EDDIE IZZARD Friday-Sunday, June 6-8 Doors/Bar @ 7 pm | Show @ 8 pm Ticket Prices...
    keepingwarm keepingwarm 31-35 Feb 28, 2008

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    Educational Humor, Sinfully Done...i Love It

    The man is a comic genius.  Have you seen Dressed to Kill?  It's basically a history lesson done in such a wonderfully sinful way.  God, I love Eddie Izzard. "Cake or death?" "Uhh, cake please." "Very well! Give him cake!"...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    I Love Eddie Izzard Too!

    I just came across this group when I was "wander"-ing, and......... I love Eddie Izzard too! He's one of the most hilarious guys I've ever seen, (next to Craig Ferguson, imo) tho I've only seen "Dressed To Kill." He seems like he'd be such an awesome guy...
    lyricalongings lyricalongings 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 5, 2008

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    www.EddieQuizzard.com

    I have spent hours and hours creating a website devoted to nothing but quizes about Eddie's stand up. It has weekly Eddie Izzard quizzes. It has an Unrepeatable quiz, a Glorious quiz and a Definite Article quiz. Dress to Kill, Circle and Sexie are coming soon. Every week, a new...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Jul 28, 2008

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    Genius!

    This man is soooooo funny - love his sense of humour! “Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.” ― Eddie Izzard
    emjayem27 emjayem27 41-45, F Jul 27, 2013

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    Thank You, Bbc Radio 7

    Took them two weeks, but they broadcast a 2 hour Eddie Izzard live NYC show from the 1990s -- "Dress to Kill". And I got to record it to re-listen. Yipee!
    ChipmunkErnie ChipmunkErnie 61-65, M Jan 2, 2010

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    Never Gets Old

    Everytime there is a cake within 2 meters of my family and I we have to quote the entire "Cake or Death?" bit from Dressed to Kill. It's sad but it brings a twisted sense of togetherness to my otherwise disfunctional family.
    Ema916 Ema916 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 2, 2010

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    Eddie Izzard Makes the Best Sean Connery/bond!

    Eddie Izzard as bond? Heck yes! Epessialy when he snickers.... And his Sean Connery impressions the best I've ever seen! Don't follow....? Try this link!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JACmRbO2sW8 Enjoy!
    IndianaJones IndianaJones 22-25 1 Response Oct 30, 2008

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    Eddie Made A Surprise Appearance At My Uni!

    A few weeks ago, was just going about my daily routine around university campus when I started hearing whispers... Eddie Izzard's coming...... oh my god Eddie! I heard this around 12pm and he was due to come at 2pm... so I rushed off to get all my chores done, and went to...
    fudgibaby fudgibaby 18-21, F 2 Responses May 19, 2010

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    Opalgem Opalgem 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 14, 2010

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    Love Him!

    I bought his stand-up on HBO where he is dressed in his drag and is performing his most classic act that people quote from all the time. I watch it from time to time when I need an Izzard fix and it makes me laugh each and every time hysterically like I was hearing it for the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 8, 2008

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    He's Great

    "They took off from Plymouth and landed in Plymouth; how lucky is that?" 
    MaryH38 MaryH38 31-35, F Aug 21, 2011

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    Star Trek Phaser Settings.../ Cats Drilling..

      Hey! Just found this site! Great stuff. Yeah, I've pretty much followed young Ed since the mid 90's...love that kind of existentialism comedy...It's true that he does go off on tangents...that makes his whole act a bit more 'edgy' and 'dangerous'. I've seen him a number of...
    Samm199294 Samm199294 36-40, F Aug 11, 2008

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    Riches

    i really liked that show hes so good i really wish they did a nother season!
    1987capo 1987capo 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 4, 2010

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    I Was On the Moon With Steve

    Eddie is hillarious, I have been slowing introducing her to everybody in my family.  He is my 13 year old niece's favorite comedian.  My bible thumping mother in law is even a huge fan.
    kilted kilted 36-40 Jun 12, 2008

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    Speaking French...

    The first page I ever learnt in French was full of things which were difficult to get into conversations, things like: "the mouse is underneath the table: la souris est en dessous de la table"... Just slip that in when you're buying a ticket to Paris! "Le train a Paris, oui? C...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F Jun 3, 2011

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    My first introduction to Eddie Izzard was him

    as the voice of Nigel the koala in Disney's The Wild. Nigel was a hillarious character. I also caught a glimpse of him in the movie Mystery Men as Tony P. He was terrific as Tony P. and one of the best characters in the movie- well next to Blue Raja that is. I also love...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 21, 2014

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    Believe - The Eddie Izzard Story

    I'm only now (as I type) getting round to watching Believe:  The Eddie Izzard Story, a movie-documentary where Eddie talks about his childhood, and how he got started.  Very interesting to watch how his career developed.  Wow, he looks so much like his father!  I think so...
    Opalgem Opalgem 36-40, F Dec 22, 2010

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    Hilarious

     He is so damn funny! Someday i would love to go to one of his shows. When ever i see him in a movie i start freaking out. I might be inclined to stand up and say "OMG ITS EDDIE IZZARD!!!!!Look..everyone....he...." I must say i don't do hat with everyone! only...
    Tacit Tacit 22-25, F 7 Responses Jun 28, 2008

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    Www.eddiequizzard.com

    OK, all of the quizzes are up and running at www.eddiequizzard.com. Come check it out!! Circle, Definite Article, Dress to Kill, Glorious, Unrepeatable, quiz of the week and question of the day. Leave me some feedback as well!! Love you all, Linds
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 22, 2008

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    So Funny

    eddie is an amazingly observant comic,i say this as i watch my fruit turn 2 mush,lol his james mason god routine is gr8 2 and his look is so cool action transvestite
    happyukgal happyukgal 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 13, 2010

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    Read This

    Check out some of Eddie's stand up under "Photo & Video" which is to your left.
    keepingwarm keepingwarm 31-35 Jan 19, 2008

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    Whenever I need a good laugh,

    I have to watch Deathstar Canteen on youtube. Eddie Izzard and lego - priceless!
    FantaCs FantaCs 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 29, 2014

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    Are You Happy With Your Wash?

    Man, he's soo funny and really quotable. I'm psyched there's a group for him. Anyways I've seen like almost all of his stuff I suppose I'm a pretty big fan. Can't wait for Sexy to come out on DVD in America. I could seriously quote him all day. Also his show on FX kinda weird but...
    nonsensical28 nonsensical28 16-17, F 1 Response May 6, 2007

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    Yay Eddie!

    Eddie Izzard is hilarious!  I'd love go to see him perform someday, but my friend went to see him and says that he doesn't do comedy in drag anymore.  I know he's trying to be more respected in the theater world, but I think he's perfectly respected anyway!
    felinethespian felinethespian 18-21, F Jul 3, 2008

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    Eddie Is Amazing.

    In EVERYTHING that he does. Not only does he look better in hells than me, but he totally turns me on in them .lol
    GirlGoneNumb GirlGoneNumb 18-21, F Mar 3, 2011

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    Opalgem Opalgem 36-40, F Apr 14, 2010

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    I Frgot How Funny He Could Be

    Now he seems more into acting, but I listened to a BBC Radio7 re-broadcast of one of his old stand-up comedy shows and I'd forgotten just how enormously funny he can be -- though I did have to figure out how disengage the BBC parental filter to hear the show.
    ChipmunkErnie ChipmunkErnie 61-65, M Dec 14, 2009

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    Did I Leave the Gas On?

    oh no wait i'm a ****** squirrell chaio!
    jsigel511 jsigel511 26-30 2 Responses Jul 8, 2008

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    Eddie

    a modern day comic GENIUS! God, how I miss 'The Riches" TV show
    johncthomas johncthomas 41-45, M Jul 9, 2011

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    Eddie Izzard Show Is Missouri

    Hi everyone. I hope all had a fantastic new years. Last month, I got some tickets to the St. Louis in Missouri on Saturday, January 9th. I've been looking forward to seeing him ever since I saw his show in Hackney in London. But sadly, I have a job interview on Friday in...
    HaveYouGotAFlag HaveYouGotAFlag 26-30 Jan 1, 2010

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    Has anyone seen "Force Majeure"?

    To me it started off slow, then got very good. Sad though he seems to be trying his old schtick again, though.
    johncthomas johncthomas 41-45, M Apr 11, 2014

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    Perfect Date Material

    on two separate dates with two different people, i've spent my time with them watching eddie izzard. it's the perfect way to loosen up. my dad and i have been watching izzard for years, and he's quoted so much around the house that people associate him with us. he's the...
    possibly possibly 18-21, F Feb 25, 2008

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    CheekyGeek CheekyGeek 41-45 Mar 2, 2010

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