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I Love Family Guy

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    " where's my money *****,

    I need my money "
    lucyfordd lucyfordd 22-25, F Dec 2, 2013

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    katiecooper999 katiecooper999 22-25, F 6 Responses Mar 30, 2014

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    The episode from season 12- secondhand spoke is

    killing me right now! Sooooooo funny. Peter is awesome.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 6, 2014

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    The Amish praryer from Amish Guy (Season 10

    Episode 7) Eli's Father "Dear Amish Lord: Thou lookest sternly down upon us-thine flock-even though we did not do anything wrong, and have been doing chores like $&@%? crazy. Please make us humble and deliver us more hardship-that we may get thick calloused hands, much larger...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 23

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    TheAverageIdiot TheAverageIdiot 16-17, M 5 Responses May 22, 2014

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    "Merry Christmas to all

    and to all, shut the hell up." Peter Griffin - Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
    Ilovefeet2015 Ilovefeet2015 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Poor Meg. Robber: We have your son.

    Louis: Meg's our daughter. Robber: ....Really? Haha, Am I the only one who thinks Meg isn't even ugly??
    BrowningEmpress BrowningEmpress 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 10, 2014

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    Meet The Quagmires

    Meet the quagmires is my fav family guy episode and when peters in the clam with cleavland and their dancing to the Beverly Hills theme song hehehehehehehehehhehehe and another hehehehehe omg lmfao!!!!!
    AccDeleted AccDeleted 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 31, 2013

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    They killed off Brian!

    !!!! NO!!!!!!
    darthkoolaide darthkoolaide 36-40, M 13 Responses Nov 27, 2013

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    mongo275 mongo275 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 30, 2014

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    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F Jun 30, 2014

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    hayhaytaytay hayhaytaytay 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 7, 2014

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    Peter : "OHHH!! Oh no she di-ent!

    ! " Joe : " Oh yes she did!" Peter: " No she di-ent!!" Joe: " Oh yes she did!" Peter: " Oh no she di-- " Joe: " YES SHE DID PETER! I JUST SAW IT!!! Peter : " Alright! Take it easy! 😂😂
    ImaPrincess344 ImaPrincess344 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    miker3200 miker3200 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 20, 2014

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    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 14, 2014

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    I'm so addicted to family guy!

    I almost dumped a guy bcuz he didn't wanna watch it lol
    Notadickjusthonest Notadickjusthonest 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2014

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    They Killed Off Brian.

    So apparently the creators killed off Brian because they wanted a 'change?' Well that's bullshit. Brian was a main character and was a big part of each show. Without him the entire show will be different. They're going to have a new character.....a dog named Vinny. Wtf?! I can't...
    skinnyjeansandbandmerch skinnyjeansandbandmerch 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 26, 2013

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    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 23

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    I loved when Stewie and

    that little girl were playing with dolls and made the dialogue. Stewie: "Idk what the big deal is, I stopped for one drink after work!" Girl: "yes, but it's every night!" *male doll yanks pearls off the female doll* Stewie: "THERE! NOW YOU CAN BE UPSET ABOUT THAT!"
    thisissamwut thisissamwut 18-21, M Feb 19

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    Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire make a great

    singing duo. http://youtu.be/E7sPPJ2AuFA
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 30

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    "You're a smart speller dad!

    " "You're a fart smeller meg!" Family guy, episode name: Tales of third grade nothing
    JedAdams JedAdams 16-17, M 1 Response May 23, 2014

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    "shut Up Greg!"

    one of my favorite things about family guy are the constant put downs of meg. like when its her bday, but peter and lois dont know how old she is and dont really seem to care. and in their star wars episodes, megs monster character asks "how come i dont have any lines" and peter...
    nikkitay nikkitay 18-21, F 10 Responses Sep 6, 2011

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    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jun 5, 2014

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    ArpWolf ArpWolf 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 22, 2014

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    Oh.. Have You Not Heard??

    It was my understanding that everyone had heard!! The bird is the word! One of my favorite episodes. 😃
    myblumoon myblumoon 31-35, F 6 Responses Oct 29, 2013

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    Genius

    A few years ago, our children…ages 17 & 18 introduced my husband and myself to “Family Guy”. We were both very reluctant, having seen a few short commercial trailers depicting the show. The idea of a talking dog and a highly (unrealistically) intelligent infant wasn’t...
    fetish27 fetish27 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 7, 2013

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    i will never get tired of this show!

    everytime i watch it i can not help but laugh
    luvabl3 luvabl3 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 18, 2014

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    Any family guy fan would love this.

    It's Seth Macfarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, and Mike Henry doing their characters' voices live. http://youtu.be/HGOzjdcNtw8
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 19

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    IamtheawesomePrussia IamtheawesomePrussia 13-15, F 3 Responses Jan 15, 2014

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    "Meg, clean out the shower the next time you

    shave your legs". "It's like carpet in there.." Oh Peter....
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 21, 2014

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    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F Jun 13

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    Italian Guy

    "Peter you don't speak Italian." Sure I do, boppity boopa, bippity boppity boopa?
    rjfoshag1 rjfoshag1 26-30 1 Response Dec 2, 2013

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    princeofmonsters princeofmonsters 16-17, M Jun 4

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    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 1, 2014

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    Mayor Chapstick......

    .. Dig 'em!!! That is all lol
    gingerstone gingerstone 31-35, M 2 Responses Jan 15

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    Brian Is My Ideal Man ...

    .... well read, urbane, witty, loyal, appreciates a good cocktail and looks good in a collar. Only rub is, he's a dog. A cartoon dog. Damn it.
    Dollyismyleader Dollyismyleader 46-50, F 15 Responses May 13, 2012

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    My favorite is Stewie.

    Now, go away, fat man
    FedUpTeen FedUpTeen 16-17, M 3 Responses May 28, 2014

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    But I hate EPAllie. She censored this twice.

    Even after I altered the spelling and replaced letters with symbols in the two words that could have got it censored. In the comments (her blind spot) is a dialogue from a banned Family Guy episode. The episdoe is about Lois becoming a surrogate for her friend from college. Not...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 4 Responses Jun 16

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    Family Guy marathon courtesy of my

    ex-boyfriends netflix account. Haha, sucker. :D
    Vengeancex Vengeancex 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 6, 2014

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    If I were to be one of the characters,

    I'd probably be Meg. But I like Peter the most though.
    crystal234 crystal234 13-15, F 5 Responses Jun 29, 2014

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    PorkythePig PorkythePig 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 15

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    I noticed stewie isn't

    that evil anymore :(
    JedAdams JedAdams 16-17, M 5 Responses May 23, 2014

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    I 💜 Consuela

    More lemon pledge.............
    sandybreeze sandybreeze 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 23, 2013

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    matrixwolf matrixwolf 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    "They may just be narcotic

    or possibly psychotic, they're the fellas at the freaking FCC!!!!!!!" I love that song!
    JamesAlcock JamesAlcock 18-21, M 4 Responses Jun 15

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