New Season! - I'm so glad the new season is finally on! I've been waiting for it for the longest time! I've seen every episode. I love Stewie! "Is Whoopie Goldberg working out down there?" XD
AquariusGirl150 3 Responses 3 Oct 5
Welcome Back, Mr. Disney! - "are the Jews gone yet?" "uhh no sir" "put me back in" LOL
juturnax 1 Oct 19
Brian Is My Ideal Man ... - .... well read, urbane, witty, loyal, appreciates a good cocktail and looks good in a collar. Only rub is, he's a dog. A cartoon dog. Damn it.
Dollyismyleader 13 Responses 11 May 13, 2012
I can literally have conversations about family guy that last hours. My best friend and I always use them as reference when we talk.
UrbestfriendDoug 1 Response 1 Dec 2
It Doesn't Have To Be Logical To Be Randomly Funny As Hell! - Family guy is just amazing, I started watching it when I was 9, but I wasn't allowed to but I just thought it was funny, but then when I got older I realized the jokes and the show makes more sense, cause when you're...
itsjustbrit 1 Response 2 Jul 14
scary night - This happened a really long time ago but I still think About it all the time. When i Was first married to my husband now of 11 years. we had our only child about two year after being married. One night we went out drinking. After the baby sitter had left my son woke...
Loveuloveme 6 Responses 1 Jul 23
Genius - A few years ago, our children…ages 17 & 18 introduced my husband and myself to “Family Guy”. We were both very reluctant, having seen a few short commercial trailers depicting the show. The idea of a talking dog and a highly (unrealistically) intelligent infant...
fetish27 3 Responses 4 Aug 7
Idea For An Episode - Idea for an episode: Guest staring Seth MacFarlane as himself. Shows up at Peter's house, Peter realizes he’s the creator of the show Family Man that mocks religion etc, Peter hates him. Eventually they hang out and bond since Seth knows so much about...
ISCARIOT 2 Jul 27, 2011
Background Noose - I play it on Netflix as I fall asleep. I can't sleep without it on in the background. This is my most embarrassing secret.
brightburningred 2 Responses 2 Sep 26
Amazing Show! - I know a lot of it is extremely offensive and stuff, but they manage to do it in a funny way - they're not implying we should all be racist or anything, they're showing that many people are ignorant and racist, stuff like that...but they always come up with such...
Enjoythesilence 1 Response 1 Sep 20, 2009
It's Just So Fun to Quote. - Before my partner and I got together I was trying to make my feelings for him clear at a party. So I spent the whole night trying to get him on his own and when I finally did I freaked out and just started quoting family guy (first season). Luckily...
randomdriftwood 1 Jun 30, 2007
Peter's Chin - When Peter pulls his chin off and stuff them down his pants saying "How did those get there?" Hilarious! One of my favorite scenes, there are TOO many to mention
lizbatthory 1 Response 1 Jan 19, 2008
Italian Guy - "Peter you don't speak Italian." Sure I do, boppity boopa, bippity boppity boopa?
rjfoshag1 1 Response 5 Dec 2
It Is Hilarious! - This show is just wonderful! It is funny, and my favorite has to be stewie!
Eamane 3 Responses 1 Sep 2, 2007
Family Is The Tnnnn - I hate people who don't like family guy or wants it to stop or as always report it😠 it should be considered as a crime when people do that😂
ikky0ikram 2 Oct 7
Fanatic!! - I know every single episode, character, and punch line!
Tigercold 0 Oct 4
"shut Up Greg!" - one of my favorite things about family guy are the constant put downs of meg. like when its her bday, but peter and lois dont know how old she is and dont really seem to care. and in their star wars episodes, megs monster character asks "how come i...
nikkitay 13 Responses 6 Sep 6, 2011
Haha - Mom ... Mom....mama....mama....mummy...mummy...ma...ma....
gursimranxx 1 Response 1 Nov 13
Peter Gets In Touch With His Feminine Side - This to me is one of the funniest episodes. After Peter returns from the women's retreat and trys to nurse stewie I almost wet my pants laughing so hard.
Grits4life 5 Responses 2 Aug 21, 2008
I Want A Son Like Stewie - Minus the fact he is constantly trying to kill his mother :p
idratherbesurfing 1 Response 3 Nov 1
Brian's death is foreshadowed. In an previous episode of family guy Brian was going to kill himself to save peter. So that means that they probably wanted to kill him off then but it wasn't the right time. So they waited 2 seasons to kill him off. In previous episodes they...
mrmudkip16 3 Responses 3 Nov 27
Amazing! - Every episode of Family is just hilarious! It amazes me that Seth was able to make several seasons of pure gold, the quality never diminishing, each episode as funny and priceless as the one before. :D I'm so grateful to Seth for creating this show, which has brought...
annabelle37 2 Responses 2 Jul 5
I Love Stewie - I also love Family Guy! It's hilarious. But what makes me keep watching the show is because of stewie. For me, he's adorable and cool. There were times that I would dream of having a baby like him someday. Haha. Diabolical genius as Lois would say. Ack! Stewie...
silinglabuyo 1 Response 1 Sep 14
Family Guy Lover - Love that show .... tried to keep my children from watching it but they eventually watch it and love it but shhhhhhhhh dont want to b known as a horrible mom lol
nodajoy 2 Responses 2 Feb 28, 2012
I Laughed So Hard I Peed My Pants. - The episode where they are locked in the bank vault, Stewie and Brian that is. It's f%$&ing hilarious!!!
johnnybliss 1 Response 3 Aug 26, 2010
Stewie <3 - Stewie's my favorite. <3 I love that evil baby.
NatalieLove94 2 Responses 1 Sep 22
It'S. The. Best. - My housemate came back from Asia with 9 seasons or something ridiculous on DVD. It was the first time we'd all met each other and we watched all seasons back to back over a week (we were uni students at the time). Cemented our love for the show and our...
MissPerry 1 Response 1 Aug 2
Brian - So... you killed off Stewie's counter point and gave him an Italian stereotype. Oh. Joy. o_o
EthanHuntIMF33 3 Responses 2 Nov 26
POW! Right In The Kisser! - A week after the episode "Fat Guy Strangler" made its original broadcast on Fox, I had to compete in a Special Olympics volleyball tournament. Out of my own curiosity, I went up to my teammates (individually) and said, "Remember, when we see that...
Aspiewonder 0 Jul 19
Love Fam Guy - I quote something from Family guy at least once per day during the work week.
Tonibella 4 Responses 0 Aug 3
Meet The Quagmires - Meet the quagmires is my fav family guy episode and when peters in the clam with cleavland and their dancing to the Beverly Hills theme song hehehehehehehehehhehehe and another hehehehehe omg lmfao!!!!!
Imjustablonde 3 Responses 8 Oct 31
Stewie - Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby. Stewie: What did you just say? Lois: Stewie, stop fussing. Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie...
ArabellaBlythe 11 Responses 2 Apr 24, 2009
Oh.. Have You Not Heard?? - It was my understanding that everyone had heard!! The bird is the word! One of my favorite episodes. 😃
blumoon9339 7 Responses 11 Oct 29
Brian's Death For Me Is A Good And Bad Thing. - I wasint really willing to give Family Guy a chance for a very long time despite my boyfriend pushing me to watch it seeming I enjoy South Park and The Simpsons so much. This November, my pet dog sheltie passed away unexpectedly...
Wendaline 3 Responses 1 Dec 1
They Killed Off Brian. - So apparently the creators killed off Brian because they wanted a 'change?' Well that's bullshit. Brian was a main character and was a big part of each show. Without him the entire show will be different. They're going to have a new character.....a dog...
skinnyjeansandbandmerch 4 Responses 5 Nov 26
Family Guy Is Funny Enough As It Is, But... - ...Nothing is funnier than a room filled with rednecks watching an episode of Family Guy that pokes fun at rednecks (To be precise, its the one where they move to Alabama to escape a killer that is hunting chris) I was in tears, and...
BoomSickle 1 Response 2 Jan 20, 2008
Favorite Quotes from Family Guy - ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lois: [dressed in a school uniform] Oh i...
Silver01ta 4 Responses 1 Feb 12, 2008
I Miss It - I missed sunday show was it good ?
ravennite44 1 Response 1 May 5, 2009
The Guy - There's this guy at my school who put notes in my locker they we so sweet it made me blush and then today he grabbed my hand and told me I was the sexiest girl he's seen today I rolled my eyes and just said yeah right but I liked it. I could feel my face get so red...
kimberly3286 2 Responses 0 Nov 14
Im A Feminin Bi Guy - I'm the most feminin guy u will ever meet I wanna do so many things that girls can but I can't :( I'm also super uhhhh worried about it so if u comment please be nice ask me questions about it I'll glady answer :)
jaxianrhyder 3 Responses 3 Nov 18
Love - I am currently looking for a boyfriend and am a guy. I am not gonna lie when I say at least to me when you are intelligent. That is a major plus because I will actually be able to have a conversation with you about a wide variety of things. Not only that but I find...
NiamLover227 0 Nov 19
I love gay guys so much oh my gosh!!! I think the majority of them are just hilarious and my only gay best friend recently moved away :( I miss him so much! if you're around my age and gay, and you want to be friends or just talk to me, I'm here for you!
ArcticMonkeys1012579 0 4 days ago
I Am A Black Woman In Love With A White Male - I have always been attracted to white males, since I was little... I was introduced to an all white school when I was young so that was the norm for me, but of course being black was rough...
imladyofpraise 3 Responses 4 Dec 1
Say What'S Real... - My very first boyfriend was a white guy. It's just that I have always been pursued by black men. I am not physically attracted to black men. I would have to converse with them before I knew if I'd be interested. I'm always great friends with white men, but...
SauverMaVie 9 Responses 6 Nov 17
Im 16 And Older Men...May I Say More - if you are an older guy and you like younger girls...message me on here...i would love to chat with you any time ;) so message me.. and you can talk to me how ever you want ;)
deleted 6 Responses 0 Dec 3
A Welcome Intruder - My first time on bottom was with a black guy. Jheri-curled, moustached, the whole bit! My car had broken down so I had to walk to and from work a couple of days. One night going home, this car was driving back and forth, like he was follwing me! He drove by...
luvhimm 2 Responses 3 Nov 15
I'm wearing my best guy friend's jacket and it smells like his cologne. 💕
GJ23 1 Response 1 Dec 3
I meet an asian guy off the internet, at least once a month.
DaiiaLaPapaya 0 2 days ago
I Love Black Men. - Everything they say, they're swag. I like all men, but black men always male me quiver.
MissBrooklynD 5 Responses 3 Nov 14
Secret Admiration - Growing up as a child I knew that I was predominantly attracted to white men. In the beginning I feared that it made me racist and therefore a potentially bad person due to my bias nature. As I grew older, I accepted it a truth and my own personal preference...
BellezzaQueen 2 Responses 0 Dec 1
I can't get over Mihael Keehl for some reason. I've always hovered over L and light but after all these years i suddenly became obsessed with Mello. Gahhhh I love you Mello!!!! =[ Anyone else? ;)
KouyouSeri 1 Response 1 a week ago