I Love Family Guy

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    "this family believes in the Easter Bunny.

    he died for our sins in that helicopter crash."
    ShysietheVampiric ShysietheVampiric
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 13, 2015

    Poor Meg. Robber: We have your son.

    Louis: Meg's our daughter. Robber: ....Really? Haha, Am I the only one who thinks Meg isn't even ugly??
    BrowningEmpress BrowningEmpress
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Feb 10, 2014

    *Brian walks into the kitchen wearing

    glasses* Brian: "Morning, everybody." Stewie: "Aaaand the crisis continues." Brian: "Oh, what these? Come on the last thing I want is attention. It's just when you've read as many books as I've had it takes a toll." Stewie: "You sure it's not from watching too much close...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    3 Responses Oct 26, 2015

    Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits!

    It says, Oooooo! Brian: Peter, you're eating cheerios.
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    26-30
    1 Response Jul 21, 2015
    mongo275 mongo275
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Mar 30, 2014

    http://youtu.be/4g8RqFnHz4Q One of my favorite

    scenes. This show is so hilariously stupid and funny :-)
    Felipster Felipster
    18-21, M
    Feb 27

    Meet The Quagmires

    Meet the quagmires is my fav family guy episode and when peters in the clam with cleavland and their dancing to the Beverly Hills theme song hehehehehehehehehhehehe and another hehehehehe omg lmfao!!!!!
    AccDeleted AccDeleted
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Oct 31, 2013
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    26-30
    4 Responses May 1, 2014
    JK7452 JK7452
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 9, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 19, 2015

    I get on my family's nerves

    when we watch Family Guy because I'll sit there and quote the whole show. I've seen every episode so many times I've lost count. favorite character is of course Stewie! I cried like a baby when Brian died and was sooooooo relived when they brought him back. yea I'm in love with...
    ShysietheVampiric ShysietheVampiric
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Sep 13, 2015

    Did anyone see last week's new episode with

    Tiny Tom Cruise? Before he took off his sunglasses I knew it was him. I was literally on the ground lmfao.
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 13, 2015

    Peter: When have we ever had communication

    problems? *goes to flashback at a sunset* Lois: Oh Peter I love you Peter: Eh about a quarter pass 5 XD love this show with a passion
    Dalano Dalano
    18-21, M
    Dec 23, 2015

    "They may just be narcotic

    or possibly psychotic, they're the fellas at the freaking FCC!!!!!!!" I love that song!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jun 15, 2015

    The Amish praryer from Amish Guy (Season 10

    Episode 7) Eli's Father "Dear Amish Lord: Thou lookest sternly down upon us-thine flock-even though we did not do anything wrong, and have been doing chores like $&@%? crazy. Please make us humble and deliver us more hardship-that we may get thick calloused hands, much larger...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 23, 2015

    I would not say I love it ,

    but there is only one reason why , when I was obesely over weight , everyone said I looked like "Peter" I have ginger hair , glasses , and that double chin ect , less so now , I have lost the weight
    wishingwellguy wishingwellguy
    36-40, M
    Aug 2, 2015
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    26-30
    5 Responses Jun 5, 2014
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    2 Responses Jul 30, 2015
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    2 Responses Apr 14
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    26-30
    1 Response Sep 7, 2014

    Coo hwip. Hweat thins.

    wil Hweaton. Drunken clam...
    Spidey0 Spidey0
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Jul 22, 2015
    amnotthattired amnotthattired
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 15

    OMG watching the episode of Family Guy

    where Peter beats the crap out of Kyle, Chris's bully and I will admit there are some kids who you just feel the urge to beat the crap out of like that! lol When they won't stop mouthing off and acting hard and you just want to throat punch the little ****...... BUT you can't...
    CannibalisticUnicorn CannibalisticUnicorn
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Oct 28, 2015

    Brian: "I'm starting a new advocacy group.

    The Quahog animal equal rights league. Our first meeting is tomorrow night, and I'd really appreciate it if you guys would come and show your support." Lois: "Well, of course we will, Brian. We'd be happy to come." Brian: "Terrific! See, I thought I'd start locally, and then...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    3 Responses Aug 8, 2015

    I watched Sunday's episode of Family Guy last

    night on DVR. My faith in Seth MacFarlane is restored. Great episode.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 29, 2015
    TedInstead TedInstead
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 14
    amnotthattired amnotthattired
    26-30, F
    Jan 31

    But I hate EPAllie. She censored this twice.

    Even after I altered the spelling and replaced letters with symbols in the two words that could have got it censored. In the comments (her blind spot) is a dialogue from a banned Family Guy episode. The episdoe is about Lois becoming a surrogate for her friend from college. Not...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    3 Responses Jun 16, 2015

    When "Officer Nasty" dances to techno

    and appropriates Meg's hat and glasses using his special...ummm....dancing technique. I still laugh out loud every time.
    Nijima Nijima
    41-45, M
    Feb 3

    watching family guy before bed like every other

    night! p.s. 6 days till Christmas!
    MissCadyAnn MissCadyAnn
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 18, 2015
    katiecooper999 katiecooper999
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Mar 30, 2014

    Chris: "But I thought Rush Limbaugh was a

    fictional character played by Fred Savage." Lois: "Where did you hear that?" Chris: "Fox News. Lois: "Then it's a lie. Everything Fox News says is a lie." Chris: "But this one's true Mom. You saw it with your own eyes then you reported it on Fox News." Lois: "Even true...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 25, 2015

    i love the episode where chris falls in love

    with that black girl and they go to a motel and ... chris: what do people usually do in motels girl: they get naked chris: but the only thing i know about sex is on the computer so id love to try buffering
    spitzz spitzz
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Aug 10, 2015

    Peter: Katey! Katey! *throws trash can through

    window* Peter: KATEY! Katey: WHAT?! Peter: Oh never mind then *walks away*
    Dalano Dalano
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Aug 8, 2015

    "Merry Christmas to all

    and to all, shut the hell up." Peter Griffin - Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
    Ilovefeet2015 Ilovefeet2015
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jul 2, 2015

    Oh.. Have You Not Heard??

    It was my understanding that everyone had heard!! The bird is the word! One of my favorite episodes. 😃
    myblumoon myblumoon
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Oct 29, 2013

    "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

    " "because you touch yourself at night"
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 25, 2015

    Family Guy marathon courtesy of my

    ex-boyfriends netflix account. Haha, sucker. :D
    Vengeancex Vengeancex
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jul 6, 2014

    Peter : "OHHH!! Oh no she di-ent!

    ! " Joe : " Oh yes she did!" Peter: " No she di-ent!!" Joe: " Oh yes she did!" Peter: " Oh no she di-- " Joe: " YES SHE DID PETER! I JUST SAW IT!!! Peter : " Alright! Take it easy! 😂😂
    ImaPrincess344 ImaPrincess344
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Dec 26, 2014

    IT'S THE BEST SHOW EVER!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm not taking my Sneakers off. I am Sneakers O'Toole 
    daddydnj609 daddydnj609
    31-35, M
    Sep 18, 2015

    Some people think it is crude,

    but those who enjoy that type of humor will like it. There are always things on the show that manage to make me laugh. I don't know if I have a favorite character because they all seem to have funny storylines.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Oct 26, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Nov 13, 2015

    Omg Im watchin Family Guy rite now.

    haha. Stewies dressed as a girl again,.
    amnotthattired amnotthattired
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 31

    The episode where Peter became obsessed with

    'Surfin Bird'. Never gets old. :D
    Railfan50 Railfan50
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Feb 2

    I FREAKING LOVE FAMILY GUY AND ALMOST

    EVERYTHING ON ADULT SWIM!!!!!!:)????
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 23, 2015
    TheAverageIdiot TheAverageIdiot
    18-21, M
    4 Responses May 22, 2014
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    Aug 8, 2015

    I like family guy and other shows like it like

    american dad and the Cleveland show
    shadowminecraft shadowminecraft
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Jan 15
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