overcome any obstacle.
Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian: What the hell...
A few years ago, our children…ages 17 & 18 introduced my husband and myself to “Family Guy”. We were both very reluctant, having seen a few short commercial trailers depicting the show. The idea of a talking dog and a highly (unrealistically) intelligent infant wasn’t...
Peter: Good cause this is starting to get boring.
Brian: Peter, the final plague is the death of the first born son.
Peter: Oh no Stewie!
Brian: First born...
Brian: Your daughter...
that little girl were playing with dolls and made the dialogue.
Stewie: "Idk what the big deal is, I stopped for one drink after work!"
Girl: "yes, but it's every night!"
*male doll yanks pearls off the female doll*
Stewie: "THERE! NOW YOU CAN BE UPSET ABOUT THAT!"
see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed!
Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine.
Peter: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.
So apparently the creators killed off Brian because they wanted a 'change?' Well that's bullshit. Brian was a main character and was a big part of each show. Without him the entire show will be different. They're going to have a new character.....a dog named Vinny. Wtf?! I can't...
Meet the quagmires is my fav family guy episode and when peters in the clam with cleavland and their dancing to the Beverly Hills theme song hehehehehehehehehhehehe and another hehehehehe omg lmfao!!!!!
one of my favorite things about family guy are the constant put downs of meg. like when its her bday, but peter and lois dont know how old she is and dont really seem to care. and in their star wars episodes, megs monster character asks "how come i dont have any lines" and peter...
You're really going to take back donated presents on Christmas Eve?
Peter: Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an...