" where's my money *****, I need my money "
Meet The Quagmires - Meet the quagmires is my fav family guy episode and when peters in the clam with cleavland and their dancing to the Beverly Hills theme song...
"shut Up Greg!" - one of my favorite things about family guy are the constant put downs of meg. like when its her bday, but peter and lois dont know how old she is and...
stewie has all that mouth and intellect yet he still wears diapers lol
I love the show though
Background Noose - I play it on Netflix as I fall asleep. I can't sleep without it on in the background. This is my most embarrassing secret.
They Killed Off Brian. - So apparently the creators killed off Brian because they wanted a 'change?' Well that's bullshit. Brian was a main character and was a big part of each...
Peter Gets In Touch With His Feminine Side - This to me is one of the funniest episodes. After Peter returns from the women's retreat and trys to nurse stewie I almost wet my...
I couldn't stop laughing when Meg and Stewie were in the tub together.. Little bubbles came out of Stewie and they both laughed.. But when meg bubbled, Stewie screamed and jumped...
New Season! - I'm so glad the new season is finally on! I've been waiting for it for the longest time! I've seen every episode. I love Stewie! "Is Whoopie Goldberg working out down...
Brian Is My Ideal Man ... - .... well read, urbane, witty, loyal, appreciates a good cocktail and looks good in a collar.
Only rub is, he's a dog. A cartoon dog. Damn it.
The bird IS THE WORD!! (=~=)/
Family Guy Is Funny Enough As It Is, But... - ...Nothing is funnier than a room filled with rednecks watching an episode of Family Guy that pokes fun at rednecks (To be precise...
I hated the last family guy episode I saw it was so sad but I won't spoil it
I got these gifts for you they're up in my bum hehe
It just cracks me up and it's so entertaining and stupid, you just gotta love it.
Where's my money!?! You got my money!?!
Best show ever! I can stay up all night watching it! 😍😝
I 💜 Consuela - More lemon pledge.............
"But scratcher but scratcher get you but scratcher hear "
Brian's Death For Me Is A Good And Bad Thing. - I wasint really willing to give Family Guy a chance for a very long time despite my boyfriend pushing me to watch it seeming I enjoy...
Lol it's on now and im watching it. Who else loves this show?!
Brian's death is foreshadowed.
In an previous episode of family guy Brian was going to kill himself to save peter. So that means that they probably wanted to kill him off then but...
Family Guy Lover - Love that show .... tried to keep my children from watching it but they eventually watch it and love it but shhhhhhhhh dont want to b known as a horrible mom lol...
Stewie - Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps...
It Doesn't Have To Be Logical To Be Randomly Funny As Hell! - Family guy is just amazing, I started watching it when I was 9, but I wasn't allowed to but I just thought it was...
I'm happy that Brian's back <3 I can now enjoy watching family guy again
They killed off Brian!!!!! NO!!!!!!
Men.. We Know How to Be Friends!
Hey anyone want to talk ? And yes I love family guy it's funny :D
I can literally have conversations about family guy that last hours. My best friend and I always use them as reference when we talk.
Funniest show alive, Peter is hilarious, Stewie is the coolest baby:p lol
Amazing! - Every episode of Family is just hilarious! It amazes me that Seth was able to make several seasons of pure gold, the quality never diminishing, each episode as funny...
Brian - So... you killed off Stewie's counter point and gave him an Italian stereotype. Oh. Joy. o_o
I know it's wrong for adults to watch cartoons. Something in me says this is for kids why am I a middle aged man watching "family guy" well because it's funny! I remember family...
Robber: We have your son.
Louis: Meg's our daughter.
Haha, Am I the only one who thinks Meg isn't even ugly??
Oh.. Have You Not Heard?? - It was my understanding that everyone had heard!!
The bird is the word!
One of my favorite episodes. 😃
Italian Guy - "Peter you don't speak Italian." Sure I do, boppity boopa, bippity boppity boopa?
you what every homeowner should have! volcano insurance!!!! how about 200$!?
OH MY GODDD CANT BELIEVE BRIAN DIED !!!!
I Want A Son Like Stewie - Minus the fact he is constantly trying to kill his mother :p
Its so funny and just its family guy
I Laughed So Hard I Peed My Pants. - The episode where they are locked in the bank vault, Stewie and Brian that is. It's f%$&ing hilarious!!!
I love family guy so freakin much I watch it on the elliptical machine and I've choked on my water and I've fallen off the machine!!!
Family Guy is freakin hilarious I love Stewie and Brian. Together there just so funny. I like family guy's old episodes I haven't really seen the new ones. But I enjoy watching...
I'm just going to post this. So it was a rainy day, and a max just happen to stop at the same time tailgating happened. What was really interesting, was when I saw this orange...
I'm 14 so yeah I'm not quite a woman yet but I am a black girl who loves white guys. I don't look down or disregard my own race but I've just always been more attracted to the...
I love black guys!!
My first experience was a wild weekend filled with using my mouth to swallow his stereotypical African manhood.
If you want a weekend like this in Boston, let...
I love having guy friends, but it's impossible for me cause they always ending like me or the other way around. And then it's just awkward and it ruins your friendship.
I love Black guys who are hung like a horse!
My dad wouldn't approve of me dating one tho. Oh well. :)
I love Spanish guys there voices and tempers and sex and there music and food I think I would have the cutest babies with a Spanish man💋💃
I also use the app called Whisper, and I really love the app, since it's mostly a shortened version of this website, but here I can write the whole story that I would like to share...
I have always dreamed of a white guy as my soulmate but i have never experienced being with a white guy. My relationships with black guys always turned out messy and I believe if I...