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    When "Officer Nasty" dances to techno

    and appropriates Meg's hat and glasses using his special...ummm....dancing technique. I still laugh out loud every time.
    Nijima Nijima 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    Whenever I watch Star Wars Episode IV

    and it is at the scene where they have escaped the Death Star and while manning the guns Han tells Luke not to get cocky I can't stop myself from saying under my breath "Don't get pen!$-y!"
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 15, 2015

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    amtired amtired 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    Did anyone see last week's new episode with

    Tiny Tom Cruise? Before he took off his sunglasses I knew it was him. I was literally on the ground lmfao.
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30 1 Response Oct 13, 2015

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    JK7448 JK7448 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 9, 2015

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    Meet The Quagmires

    Meet the quagmires is my fav family guy episode and when peters in the clam with cleavland and their dancing to the Beverly Hills theme song hehehehehehehehehhehehe and another hehehehehe omg lmfao!!!!!
    AccDeleted AccDeleted 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 31, 2013

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    "this family believes in the Easter Bunny.

    he died for our sins in that helicopter crash."
    ShysietheVampiric ShysietheVampiric 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 13, 2015

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    Everytime they say a movie title in a movie,

    I always act like a pure dork...for instance the other night I was watching a movie and there was a part where Woody Harrelson says "That's the 'Cowboy Way'" to Ernie Hudson and I was like "Oooooh".
    DesiredUserNameandStuff DesiredUserNameandStuff 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 16

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    Oh.. Have You Not Heard??

    It was my understanding that everyone had heard!! The bird is the word! One of my favorite episodes. πŸ˜ƒ
    myblumoon myblumoon 36-40, F 6 Responses Oct 29, 2013

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    amtired amtired 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    Omg Im watchin Family Guy rite now.

    haha. Stewies dressed as a girl again,.
    amtired amtired 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    TedInstead TedInstead 22-25, M 2 Responses Jan 14

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    Family Guy marathon courtesy of my

    ex-boyfriends netflix account. Haha, sucker. :D
    Vengeancex Vengeancex 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 6, 2014

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    I like family guy and other shows like it like

    american dad and the Cleveland show
    shadowminecraft shadowminecraft 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 15

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    "You'd better watch who you're calling a child,

    Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A *********. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert."
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 27, 2015

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    Some people think it is crude,

    but those who enjoy that type of humor will like it. There are always things on the show that manage to make me laugh. I don't know if I have a favorite character because they all seem to have funny storylines.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic 26-30, F 6 Responses Oct 26, 2015

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    Peter : "OHHH!! Oh no she di-ent!

    ! " Joe : " Oh yes she did!" Peter: " No she di-ent!!" Joe: " Oh yes she did!" Peter: " Oh no she di-- " Joe: " YES SHE DID PETER! I JUST SAW IT!!! Peter : " Alright! Take it easy! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    ImaPrincess344 ImaPrincess344 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    Peter: Katey! Katey! *throws trash can through

    window* Peter: KATEY! Katey: WHAT?! Peter: Oh never mind then *walks away*
    Dalano Dalano 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 8, 2015

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    watching family guy before bed like every other

    night! p.s. 6 days till Christmas!
    MissCadyAnn MissCadyAnn 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 18, 2015

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    katiecooper999 katiecooper999 26-30, F 7 Responses Mar 30, 2014

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    Poor Meg. Robber: We have your son.

    Louis: Meg's our daughter. Robber: ....Really? Haha, Am I the only one who thinks Meg isn't even ugly??
    BrowningEmpress BrowningEmpress 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 10, 2014

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    *Brian walks into the kitchen wearing

    glasses* Brian: "Morning, everybody." Stewie: "Aaaand the crisis continues." Brian: "Oh, what these? Come on the last thing I want is attention. It's just when you've read as many books as I've had it takes a toll." Stewie: "You sure it's not from watching too much close...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30 4 Responses Oct 26, 2015

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    Brian: "I'm starting a new advocacy group.

    The Quahog animal equal rights league. Our first meeting is tomorrow night, and I'd really appreciate it if you guys would come and show your support." Lois: "Well, of course we will, Brian. We'd be happy to come." Brian: "Terrific! See, I thought I'd start locally, and then...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30 5 Responses Aug 8, 2015

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    IT'S THE BEST SHOW EVER!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm not taking my Sneakers off. I am Sneakers O'Toole 
    daddydnj609 daddydnj609 31-35, M Sep 18, 2015

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    TheAverageIdiot TheAverageIdiot 18-21, M 4 Responses May 22, 2014

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    https://youtu.be/pwM_-jyKQIs (Every parent on

    social mediaπŸ™ˆπŸ™Š)
    archknight archknight 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 20, 2015

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    I get on my family's nerves

    when we watch Family Guy because I'll sit there and quote the whole show. I've seen every episode so many times I've lost count. favorite character is of course Stewie! I cried like a baby when Brian died and was sooooooo relived when they brought him back. yea I'm in love with...
    ShysietheVampiric ShysietheVampiric 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 13, 2015

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    Coo hwip. Hweat thins.

    wil Hweaton. Drunken clam...
    Spidey0 Spidey0 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 22, 2015

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    Peter: When have we ever had communication

    problems? *goes to flashback at a sunset* Lois: Oh Peter I love you Peter: Eh about a quarter pass 5 XD love this show with a passion
    Dalano Dalano 18-21, M Dec 23, 2015

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    mongo275 mongo275 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 30, 2014

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    "Merry Christmas to all

    and to all, shut the hell up." Peter Griffin - Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
    Ilovefeet2015 Ilovefeet2015 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 2, 2015

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    Whenever I need a good laugh all I have to do

    is think of the episode where Peter is angrily singing Surfin' Bird.
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 5 Responses Oct 1, 2015

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    The episode where Peter became obsessed with

    'Surfin Bird'. Never gets old. :D
    Railfan50 Railfan50 46-50, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    amtired amtired 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    Stewart Gilligan Griffin.

    ..............one of my favorite characters of all time. Family Guy is comedic genius about people that aren't necessarily geniuses, i.e. Peter. Giggity!
    TW8NY TW8NY 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 27, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jun 5, 2014

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    Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits!

    It says, Oooooo! Brian: Peter, you're eating cheerios.
    cbcs cbcs 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 21, 2015

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    luvabl3 luvabl3 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 13, 2015

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    i love the episode where chris falls in love

    with that black girl and they go to a motel and ... chris: what do people usually do in motels girl: they get naked chris: but the only thing i know about sex is on the computer so id love to try buffering
    spitzz spitzz 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 10, 2015

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    amtired amtired 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    I watched Sunday's episode of Family Guy last

    night on DVR. My faith in Seth MacFarlane is restored. Great episode.
    cbcs cbcs 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 29, 2015

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