I Love Family Guy

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    26-30
    1 Response Jul 31, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jul 30, 2015

    I actually love the Family Guy

    and The Simpsons crossover. Peter: I'm a family guy Homer: And i'm a The Simpsons. Hahaha!
    abbiecinnamon abbiecinnamon
    18-21
    2 Responses Jul 30, 2015

    Fav episode - the 150th

    because it was so different. Fav episode title - Chitty Chitty Death Bang.
    comfi comfi
    56-60, M
    Jul 28, 2015

    I love Family Guy so much!

    It's one of the funniest shows I've ever seen! ^^
    115Master 115Master
    18-21, M
    Jul 25, 2015
    Spidey0 Spidey0
    31-35, M
    Jul 22, 2015

    Coo hwip. Hweat thins.

    wil Hweaton. Drunken clam...
    Spidey0 Spidey0
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Jul 22, 2015

    Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits!

    It says, Oooooo! Brian: Peter, you're eating cheerios.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 21, 2015

    "Merry Christmas to all

    and to all, shut the hell up." Peter Griffin - Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
    Ilovefeet2015 Ilovefeet2015
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jul 2, 2015

    The Amish praryer from Amish Guy (Season 10

    Episode 7) Eli's Father "Dear Amish Lord: Thou lookest sternly down upon us-thine flock-even though we did not do anything wrong, and have been doing chores like $&@%? crazy. Please make us humble and deliver us more hardship-that we may get thick calloused hands, much larger...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 23, 2015

    But I hate EPAllie. She censored this twice.

    Even after I altered the spelling and replaced letters with symbols in the two words that could have got it censored. In the comments (her blind spot) is a dialogue from a banned Family Guy episode. The episdoe is about Lois becoming a surrogate for her friend from college. Not...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    3 Responses Jun 16, 2015

    "They may just be narcotic

    or possibly psychotic, they're the fellas at the freaking FCC!!!!!!!" I love that song!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jun 15, 2015
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    Jun 13, 2015
    Totalwar1214 Totalwar1214
    18-21, M
    Jun 4, 2015
    PorkythePig PorkythePig
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Mar 15, 2015
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 23, 2015

    I loved when Stewie and

    that little girl were playing with dolls and made the dialogue. Stewie: "Idk what the big deal is, I stopped for one drink after work!" Girl: "yes, but it's every night!" *male doll yanks pearls off the female doll* Stewie: "THERE! NOW YOU CAN BE UPSET ABOUT THAT!"
    thisissamwut thisissamwut
    18-21, M
    Feb 19, 2015

    Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire make a great

    singing duo. http://youtu.be/E7sPPJ2AuFA
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 30, 2015

    Any family guy fan would love this.

    It's Seth Macfarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, and Mike Henry doing their characters' voices live. http://youtu.be/HGOzjdcNtw8
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 19, 2015

    Mayor Chapstick......

    .. Dig 'em!!! That is all lol
    gingerstone gingerstone
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Jan 15, 2015

    Peter : "OHHH!! Oh no she di-ent!

    ! " Joe : " Oh yes she did!" Peter: " No she di-ent!!" Joe: " Oh yes she did!" Peter: " Oh no she di-- " Joe: " YES SHE DID PETER! I JUST SAW IT!!! Peter : " Alright! Take it easy! 😂😂
    ImaPrincess344 ImaPrincess344
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Dec 26, 2014
    miker3200 miker3200
    31-35, M
    1 Response Dec 20, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 7, 2014

    i will never get tired of this show!

    everytime i watch it i can not help but laugh
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 18, 2014

    I'm so addicted to family guy!

    I almost dumped a guy bcuz he didn't wanna watch it lol
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 18, 2014
    fauxlady fauxlady
    26-30, F
    Aug 14, 2014

    Family Guy marathon courtesy of my

    ex-boyfriends netflix account. Haha, sucker. :D
    Vengeancex Vengeancex
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jul 6, 2014
    Angel2345 Angel2345
    16-17, F
    Jun 30, 2014

    "Meg, clean out the shower the next time you

    shave your legs". "It's like carpet in there.." Oh Peter....
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 21, 2014

    The episode from season 12- secondhand spoke is

    killing me right now! Sooooooo funny. Peter is awesome.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 6, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Jun 5, 2014

    My favorite is Stewie.

    Now, go away, fat man
    FedUpTeen FedUpTeen
    18-21, M
    3 Responses May 28, 2014

    I noticed stewie isn't

    that evil anymore :(
    JedAdams JedAdams
    18-21, M
    5 Responses May 23, 2014

    "You're a smart speller dad!

    " "You're a fart smeller meg!" Family guy, episode name: Tales of third grade nothing
    JedAdams JedAdams
    18-21, M
    1 Response May 23, 2014
    TheAverageIdiot TheAverageIdiot
    18-21, M
    4 Responses May 22, 2014

    Been watching from S1 E1.

    on Netflix, I LOVE it. It's so racial and crude and offensive, it's awesome. Seth MacFarlane has the same thinking as me ahah <3
    freeebird freeebird
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 17, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 8, 2014

    "You laugh, the kids laugh,

    the dog laughs, and i die a little inside" -Stewie I am stewie xD
    stevenmonroe stevenmonroe
    18-21, M
    1 Response May 7, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses May 1, 2014

    I don't why I like this show.

    It has probably offended every racial group, religion, sexual orientation, etc. there is but I find it amusing. I feel like I am the only person rooting for Meg. I'm just waiting on the day she comes out on top. I feel bad for her. Go Meg!
    aja6693 aja6693
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 30, 2014

    Italians..... Are not jews!

    ! Hahaha Who loves family guy????
    Guido1198 Guido1198
    18-21, M
    Apr 30, 2014
    Alexdrunkunc Alexdrunkunc
    22-25
    Apr 15, 2014

    Quagmire making an announcement from the

    cockpit: "...we'll be facing a strong head wind.. giggity..."
    MasterAndHusband MasterAndHusband
    31-35, M
    1 Response Apr 9, 2014

    Stewie: "I'm beginning to think

    that guy wasn't a real penis butt inspector" lol
    MasterAndHusband MasterAndHusband
    31-35, M
    Apr 9, 2014
    MasterAndHusband MasterAndHusband
    31-35, M
    Apr 9, 2014
    mongo275 mongo275
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Mar 30, 2014
    katiecooper999 katiecooper999
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Mar 30, 2014

    Family guy always makes me die laughing!

    My favorite characters are the gay guy, Herbert the pervert, and stewie!
    Littlemonster77777 Littlemonster77777
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 29, 2014
    ash18bmth ash18bmth
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Mar 10, 2014

    stewie has all that mouth

    and intellect yet he still wears diapers lol I love the show though
    mufasa1905 mufasa1905
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Feb 21, 2014

    Poor Meg. Robber: We have your son.

    Louis: Meg's our daughter. Robber: ....Really? Haha, Am I the only one who thinks Meg isn't even ugly??
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    26-30
    5 Responses Feb 10, 2014
    Urbangentleman Urbangentleman
    26-30, M
    Feb 9, 2014
    oakdolphinking oakdolphinking
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 4, 2014

    Hey anyone want to talk ?

    And yes I love family guy it's funny :D
    MrJohnnyleyva14 MrJohnnyleyva14
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 31, 2014
    Imbatgirl Imbatgirl
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 25, 2014
    saramariani saramariani
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 20, 2014
    IamtheawesomePrussia IamtheawesomePrussia
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Jan 15, 2014

    Lol it's on now and im watching it.

    Who else loves this show?!
    Chocolatebear91 Chocolatebear91
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 15, 2014

    I love family guy so freakin much I watch it on

    the elliptical machine and I've choked on my water and I've fallen off the machine!!!
    Englishmuffin15 Englishmuffin15
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 12, 2014
    ljv87 ljv87
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jan 7, 2014
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