EMBARRASS MYSELF ALL THE TIME!
I absolutely love going to all you can eat buffets, constantly guzzling down vast amounts of food, as the plates pile up beside me, I keep eating and eating, getting fatter and...
I don't think marriage is necessary anymore in our society. Humanity needs to wake up and realize that being monogamous is not natural. I feel that to a certain extent that being...
I just bought one dozen Krispy Kreme donuts (because they are the ultimate donut) and plan on eating every single one by myself as fast as I can. Here today, gone in an hour ;)
Ruuuuddddyyyy, A message to you rudy !!!!!!! makes me stand up in my room and start skanking by myself, such a tune !
For a rocker - Jackson Browne
Don't tell me you love me - Night Ranger
Running with the night - Lionel Richie
Suddenly last summer - The Motels
She's a beauty - The Tubes
before anyone point this out I know it sounds like a contradiction to one my other stories. Buts it's not. My other stories may sound like I hate myself or something but I dont. I...
I'm touching myself now 😂✌️😱
I went out to eat dinner today at a mexican restaurant called El Paso and they were having a special on a burrito called the"Super Burrito" it sounded good so I got it and it...
My mom is here visiting and we have a tradition on Sat nights where we watch a ton of movies all night. We stay up and talk, laugh, eat junk food and just enjoy each others...
It's funny that a guy talks about this. Butt it's true. We all love each others butts. And our butts are bigger than our hearts. So let's love with all our butts.
SputnikShe was a Boston Terrier. Feisty, gassy, full of beans. She could jump so very high. She loved playing with my seven year old. My daughter would run and Sputnik would chase...
Will anyone wanna stay up all night with me?
Night owl by nature. Love to stay up and read, play videogames or just text.
One day I was bored I went all night without any sleep on the internet. I ended up on craigslist and had sex with a prostitue. She ended up telling me her life story and how she...
"Perserverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did." ~Newt Gingrich
Some boys are out with their girlfriends or hanging with their buds.
I'm inside reading a good book.
Some boys play sports during school.
I stare at them from the benches...
Just checked in at raj park, chennai, India and am having too much of fun. The room is great and the people are greater!! Wish the stay was a little longer, got just one night!!
YASSS. I'm so bored and it's only 12:43... This is gonna be a long *** night😂😂 so dm me if ya want. Only people that are 13-15. Like for reals. And no creepers.
I think my addiction to gaming is a problem.. I live to play Zelda and work so I can afford it..
message me so i dont have to stay up alone!
Got my whiskey, smokes, and netflix on my tv. I'm gonna make this night count before I leave to go to Dallas tomorrow. The benefits of living in a house that has a bar.
Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
I was up until 4 last night watching Lilo and Stitch.
Then I finally fell asleep and woke up at 6 haha.
And now I look like this
The world is dark! But there is light moment in the darkness.
I've always wanted to visit England, France, Spain, parts of Russia, Germany, of course the Mediterranean, maybe China and Japan as well. Also Canada. A lot of my friends have gone...
Here it is 4:07...........
Why am I such a fool?
I can't stop myself from loving you.
Countless nights I've cried over you,
Just because my feelings are true.
You're up, you're down,
Your feelings are all...
My heart loves many. Each love is different and means something different to me. I wish my heart was more reluctant to love because often it gets broken. I know well the childish...
Of course this would be no big deal in today's world where everyone throws around the word "love" like a frisbee. I, however, know for sure. This is not a story of strong feelings...