I Love Finding Funny Words

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    Heard On The Radio

    H1N1 is pronounced 'Hiney' (hi-nee).     Remember this one now!
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Dec 31, 2009

    Kiddlemid Got Me Into It

    So as you may have already read, Kiddlemid is into finding funny words. Having a few phone and band bus conversations with her, it is safe to say that I too love finding funny words. Here are some of my (and kiddlemidd's) favorites: Persnickety Kumquat Squash Kiwi Squish...
    dancer2011 dancer2011
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Sep 5, 2008

    Tutor

    The first time I heard the word "tutor", as in math tutor, I was in elementary school.  I remember laughing until I cried about that word.  It's still almost as funny!  :)
    TreadingWater TreadingWater
    31-35, F
    Oct 21, 2010

    7 Common Funniest Contradictory Words We Use At Same Time............ ;-))

    1. Clearly Misunderstood.. 2. Exact estimate.. 3. Small crowd.. 4. Act Naturally.. 5. Fully Empty.. 6. Found Missing.. & funniest and best of all 7. Happily Married ;-) Regards
    valobasa4ever valobasa4ever
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Dec 10, 2012

    I'm putting together an extensive list of words

    (in English). I'm studying patterns of repeated letters, spelling, meaning, synonyms, anagrams: principally for purposes of crossword and codeword/alphapuzzle solving. This may seem dry but it is entertaining, but really I need to sell it eventually or get someone to make it...
    Explorer1958 Explorer1958
    56-60, M
    1 Response Jan 5, 2014

    Immaturity At Its Finest

    These words will make me giggle like a child no matter what . - squeegee - mange - pomegranate - the sentence 'it's all oily' (seriously say it a few times) I love hearing strange, random, funny words !
    Cocolily Cocolily
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 26, 2012

    A List Of Funny Words

    Abibliophobia - The fear of running out of reading material. Absquatulate - To leave or abscond with something. Allegator - Some who alleges. Anencephalous - Lacking a brain. Argle-bargle - A loud row or quarrel. Batrachomyomachy - Making a mountain out of a molehill...
    Patronusmagic Patronusmagic
    18-21, F
    Jun 23, 2013

    I'm Always Looking

    Anyone who's ever actually talked to me in person or on the phone knows that I do this (dancer2011, that's you). "Well, I guess he's not really my friend... more of an aquaintance, but-" -giggle- "Aquaintance. That's a funny word." I'll always do that...
    garbanzobean garbanzobean
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Aug 23, 2008

    Ultimate....

    ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT  DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEEGEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORETHE...
    valobasa4ever valobasa4ever
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 22, 2013

    What The Yacht

    Yacht. I just think it's a funny word; funny in terms of the fact it just sounds so unlike its spelling- yät. And without the 't' it's just 'yach'. Or maybe it's just me, and I just want to call it a boat.
    EmeraldFalls EmeraldFalls
    22-25, F
    May 24, 2013

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