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I Love Finding Funny Words

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    7 Common Funniest Contradictory Words We Use At Same Time............ ;-))

    1. Clearly Misunderstood.. 2. Exact estimate.. 3. Small crowd.. 4. Act Naturally.. 5. Fully Empty.. 6. Found Missing.. & funniest and best of all 7. Happily Married ;-) Regards
    valobasa4ever valobasa4ever 36-40, F 3 Responses Dec 10, 2012

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    Kiddlemid Got Me Into It

    So as you may have already read, Kiddlemid is into finding funny words. Having a few phone and band bus conversations with her, it is safe to say that I too love finding funny words. Here are some of my (and kiddlemidd's) favorites: Persnickety Kumquat Squash Kiwi Squish...
    dancer2011 dancer2011 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 5, 2008

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    Heard On The Radio

    H1N1 is pronounced 'Hiney' (hi-nee).     Remember this one now!
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 2 Responses Dec 31, 2009

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    What The Yacht

    Yacht. I just think it's a funny word; funny in terms of the fact it just sounds so unlike its spelling- yät. And without the 't' it's just 'yach'. Or maybe it's just me, and I just want to call it a boat.
    EmeraldFalls EmeraldFalls 22-25, F May 24, 2013

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    Ultimate....

    ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT  DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEEGEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORETHE...
    valobasa4ever valobasa4ever 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 22, 2013

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    I'm putting together an extensive list of words

    (in English). I'm studying patterns of repeated letters, spelling, meaning, synonyms, anagrams: principally for purposes of crossword and codeword/alphapuzzle solving. This may seem dry but it is entertaining, but really I need to sell it eventually or get someone to make it...
    Explorer1958 Explorer1958 56-60, M 1 Response Jan 5, 2014

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    Tutor

    The first time I heard the word "tutor", as in math tutor, I was in elementary school.  I remember laughing until I cried about that word.  It's still almost as funny!  :)
    TreadingWater TreadingWater 31-35, F Oct 21, 2010

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    I'm Always Looking

    Anyone who's ever actually talked to me in person or on the phone knows that I do this (dancer2011, that's you). "Well, I guess he's not really my friend... more of an aquaintance, but-" -giggle- "Aquaintance. That's a funny word." I'll always do that...
    garbanzobean garbanzobean 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 23, 2008

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    A List Of Funny Words

    Abibliophobia - The fear of running out of reading material. Absquatulate - To leave or abscond with something. Allegator - Some who alleges. Anencephalous - Lacking a brain. Argle-bargle - A loud row or quarrel. Batrachomyomachy - Making a mountain out of a molehill...
    Patronusmagic Patronusmagic 18-21, F Jun 23, 2013

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    Immaturity At Its Finest

    These words will make me giggle like a child no matter what . - squeegee - mange - pomegranate - the sentence 'it's all oily' (seriously say it a few times) I love hearing strange, random, funny words !
    Cocolily Cocolily 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 26, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    Do you make (funny) music? In Southern California? Want to make videos or play games? I have 2 free groups on FB (& Tagged, Yahoo & Google Groups) forming. Comment/message for...
    supergirl805 supergirl805 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    ????Music has always been apart of my life since I was a little one.???? Everyone in my family is very much musically talented either with their voice or body. My father was in a...
    lilxbitx88 lilxbitx88 26-30, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Yep, I'm a grand Star Wars fan. I'm not particularly crazy about it because I'm more of the type to look at things in the bigger picture. That being said; I appreciate the...
    CaptainMurphy CaptainMurphy 22-25, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    "Restless"https://youtu.be/8c_3Afx9ZGE What can you buy That lifts a heavy heart up to the sky? What makes your day? What miracle of life Has come to stay? A taste of love So...
    genjiipiexx genjiipiexx 31-35, F 7 hrs ago

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    Intelligence and humour, attractive. A man, good physique, intelligent and funny, oh! Women should be smart and quirkily funny, and honest in their opinions.
    Wishart95 Wishart95 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Okay, so sophomore year, the year I started to come out of my shell. It was really a great year. I met all the new people I was supposed to meet my freshman year (They always say...
    HPlover394 HPlover394 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    The way you make me feel when you say those three magick words. The words that turn armies around, the ones that can build kingdoms, the ones can bring even the toughest of walls...
    Nightshade721 Nightshade721 13-15, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Prioritize. Putting yourself first doesn't equate to you not helping anyone else. It means giving yourself permission to take care of your needs and desires so that when you do...
    arailia03 arailia03 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    "If someone treats you like crap, just remember that there is something wrong with them, not you. Normal people don't go around destroying other human beings."
    Rachel335 Rachel335 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    I appreciate, when such men exist and their women get lucky to have them by their sides. But I truly love and adore my Twin Flame, who is tender, sweet, kind, funny and very...
    DragonSheep DragonSheep 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    I love turning the pillow over and finding the cold side especially when it is a hot night and you need a bit of relief or finding to cold side of the bed :-)
    bodyboarder27 bodyboarder27 26-30, M Feb 2

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    Words are completely meaningless if a person does not mean them by showing it through their actions. Saying it is one thing, but actually meaning it, and proving that you mean it...
    RainEmbrace RainEmbrace 31-35, F 8 Responses Feb 2

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    After I met this Virgo man and developed feelings for him, I found myself here.I never knew any virgo before & boy I had no idea these men are so COMPLICATED!It all started when...
    aquascorp01 aquascorp01 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    ''A penny for my thoughts oh no i'll sell them for a dollor, their worth so much more after i'm a goner. and maybe then you'll hear the words i've been singin, funny when your dead...
    puppylove42 puppylove42 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 1

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    My favorite thing to draw is comic strips with my style of characters and my own stories~ XD I love making funny ones. So relaxing.
    KazumaIkez KazumaIkez 13-15, T Feb 1

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    Since Jan. 1st, Texas is allowing gun owners to carry their guns openly in most places. However, you still have to conceal your science book. ~Conan O'Brien
    MsInquisitive MsInquisitive 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 1

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    In the car the other day, he was there driving, doing his usual daddy stuff. I was sitting next to him in heaven as always. My little side has been in hiding recently. It can...
    OwnedByDaddy OwnedByDaddy 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    Just like this group's name , words are like knife.The thing is I have hurt too many people with my words. My mom , friends who no longer exist and many more.. I have always been...
    charley00 charley00 16-17, F Jan 31

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    What is kind of funny is that when you become used to it , it just gives you a laugh. Some cultures rely very heavily on their own media..metaphors..poets..ancient scribes...
    voyelle voyelle 41-45, F Jan 30

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    "Hold You Up" by Shane Harper When it's coming apart, you had it all. It wasn't enough. No, it's not enough. They tell you it's not worth the price, so just let it go. But you...
    Camehashi Camehashi 26-30, F Jan 30

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    I swear this is me every time
    J3ssie J3ssie 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 29

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    I dont think they translated that right.....
    Gemzaayy Gemzaayy 31-35, F Jan 29

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    I have always hung on to words. The words that were intended to lift me up...along with the words that sought after striking me down. I make it my mission either way to churn...
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    You have always told me there are no words you have been able to find that make sense of what is inside you. But why should you ever become weary with that, my love? For words...
    Idolovemostofyourthoughts Idolovemostofyourthoughts 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 28

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    Over time, regardless of distance, regardless of rank, not only increase. No matter where, parents share of deep concern and thoughts about, give me a calm heart. Some moved has...
    appalese appalese 26-30, M Jan 28

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    A song that describes my love life - because I always end up crushing on guys who are not available lol Words like violence Break the silence Come crashing in Into my little world...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 25

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    Mini-Story 3 (Part 1) Gray pastures...the once green grass, has, over an unknown amount of time, died. Ashen trees, with not a leaf in sight to adorn their branches. Perhaps they...
    angelafireheart angelafireheart 26-30, F Jan 25

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    Las Palabras De Amor (The Words Of Love)" Don't touch me now Don't hold me now Don't break the spell darling, now you are near Look in my eyes And speak to me The special promises...
    PeacefulWarrior143 PeacefulWarrior143 26-30, M 2 Responses Jan 25

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    The wolf you feed is the wolf that wins....
    GoKingsGo GoKingsGo 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 24

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    Social worker crayons...just came out!
    MsInvis MsInvis 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 24

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    Lol. Me every time I want to fall asleep in class.
    CMinusMinius CMinusMinius 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 22