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    Heard On The Radio

    H1N1 is pronounced 'Hiney' (hi-nee).     Remember this one now!
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 2 Responses Dec 31, 2009

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    A List Of Funny Words

    Abibliophobia - The fear of running out of reading material. Absquatulate - To leave or abscond with something. Allegator - Some who alleges. Anencephalous - Lacking a brain. Argle-bargle - A loud row or quarrel. Batrachomyomachy - Making a mountain out of a molehill...
    Patronusmagic Patronusmagic 18-21, F Jun 23, 2013

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    Ultimate....

    ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT  DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEEGEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORETHE...
    valobasa4ever valobasa4ever 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 22, 2013

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    Immaturity At Its Finest

    These words will make me giggle like a child no matter what . - squeegee - mange - pomegranate - the sentence 'it's all oily' (seriously say it a few times) I love hearing strange, random, funny words !
    Cocolily Cocolily 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 26, 2012

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    7 Common Funniest Contradictory Words We Use At Same Time............ ;-))

    1. Clearly Misunderstood.. 2. Exact estimate.. 3. Small crowd.. 4. Act Naturally.. 5. Fully Empty.. 6. Found Missing.. & funniest and best of all 7. Happily Married ;-) Regards
    valobasa4ever valobasa4ever 31-35, F 3 Responses Dec 10, 2012

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    I'm putting together an extensive list of words

    (in English). I'm studying patterns of repeated letters, spelling, meaning, synonyms, anagrams: principally for purposes of crossword and codeword/alphapuzzle solving. This may seem dry but it is entertaining, but really I need to sell it eventually or get someone to make it...
    Explorer1958 Explorer1958 56-60, M 1 Response Jan 5, 2014

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    What The Yacht

    Yacht. I just think it's a funny word; funny in terms of the fact it just sounds so unlike its spelling- yät. And without the 't' it's just 'yach'. Or maybe it's just me, and I just want to call it a boat.
    EmeraldFalls EmeraldFalls 22-25, F May 24, 2013

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    Tutor

    The first time I heard the word "tutor", as in math tutor, I was in elementary school.  I remember laughing until I cried about that word.  It's still almost as funny!  :)
    TreadingWater TreadingWater 31-35, F Oct 21, 2010

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    Kiddlemid Got Me Into It

    So as you may have already read, Kiddlemid is into finding funny words. Having a few phone and band bus conversations with her, it is safe to say that I too love finding funny words. Here are some of my (and kiddlemidd's) favorites: Persnickety Kumquat Squash Kiwi Squish...
    dancer2011 dancer2011 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 5, 2008

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    I'm Always Looking

    Anyone who's ever actually talked to me in person or on the phone knows that I do this (dancer2011, that's you). "Well, I guess he's not really my friend... more of an aquaintance, but-" -giggle- "Aquaintance. That's a funny word." I'll always do that...
    garbanzobean garbanzobean 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 23, 2008

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    Looking for the right realtor is not that stressful. Make sure that you will be cautious in your search especially in observing critical matters so that you'll never miss the...
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    I take the last drag from my cigarette. I savor it because I knows it's going to be my last. I remembers the my first cigarette. It was the first time I felt alive. My life has...
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    April fools day is a favored day for some, since there are many funny jokes that can be played. But when you are working for The Man humor can be unacceptable. The workplace has...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 2 hrs ago

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    There are certainly a quantity of approaches to decide on a Cosmetic Dentist, some great, some bad. Below I describe some good methods, and some that arent so good. The best way...
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    hehehe this is so true and funny
    CandiceAllcoxx CandiceAllcoxx 26-30, T 4 hrs ago

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    And it made me never want to love someone like that ever again. I'd actually met this guy when we were both in first grade. He and I attended the same elementary school for a while...
    Curlatte3845 Curlatte3845 18-21, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    SENIOR SEX The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned...
    BrokenAngel7 BrokenAngel7 36-40, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Penny for your thoughts? Oh no I'll save them for a dollar, their worth so much more after I'm a goner and maybe then you'll hear the words I've been singing. Funny when you're...
    Hayden23 Hayden23 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I love finding out complete quotes people have cut off or altered for their own purposes, when the original often have the complete opposite (and better imo) meaning. "Curiosity...
    Atmosfaerie Atmosfaerie 22-25 1 Response 1 day ago

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    "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" Hit me with your best shot; Give me all that you've got. Hit me till I'm down and out, And black and blue. Now for the love of God, Hit me with your...
    sonadora87 sonadora87 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    "Evermore" Out in the haze of the distance You're never sure, but you're listening Static in then fading out Like a sound in the city Just a long lost memory Echoing in the...
    VelcroB VelcroB 41-45, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I keep most all money whenever I find it . I have found way over £1. ooo in all . I find money in the street all the time. I have twice found £40 on two separate occasions .once...
    peterstephen7 peterstephen7 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    An adult variation on the Toy story 'My arms are too short' joke.
    MrSquishy MrSquishy 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    My previous story where I tell you of how I am best friends with my teacher is talking about a different teacher... This story talks about the teacher I almost favorited before...
    xoxosweetsierra xoxosweetsierra 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Every once in awhile, people step up. They rise above themselves and sometimes they surprise you. Sometimes they fall short (keep your short jokes to yourself stretch!) Life is...
    Salsaconqueso1124 Salsaconqueso1124 31-35, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I loved her beyond words. She was my world. Now she won't talk to me because I expressed my feelings
    kbmusical kbmusical 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Creating a smile on the face of another person can at times easily be the biggest reason for my own smile. It can be as simple as sharing something sarcastic or funny that strikes...
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Before anything, here's a little background about me. I'm an Asian. Born and raised here. my parents are divorced, and I've been living with my mom and my younger brother for...
    bridget08 bridget08 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    TooShy2 TooShy2 61-65, M 4 days ago

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    I really don't like my parents. They curse at me all the time & my mom calls me bad words like everyday! I don't know if I deserve this or not Bc Ik I can be mean! But it's not...
    EmilyPower EmilyPower 13-15, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    PART TWO SO THIS IS HEAVEN, HE THOUGHT, AND HE HAD TO SMILE at himself. It was hardly respectful to analyze heaven in the very moment that one flies up to enter it. As he came...
    TheRisingPhoenix54 TheRisingPhoenix54 61-65, M 4 days ago

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    "Never Had A Dream Come True" S Club 7 Everybody's got something they had to leave behind One regret from yesterday that just seems to grow with time There's no use looking back...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    "Now you're just a memory, In my past, is where you'll stay. Now you're just a memory, Better keep your distance from me!" Just a Memory - Escape the Fate
    MrCutBleedSmile MrCutBleedSmile 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    a simple way to show I love you. no words, no sex just holding hands. ?
    Ckg7 Ckg7 22-25, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I kinda laughed pretty hard at this in the middle of mcdonalds 😂
    Jurnee16 Jurnee16 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I laughed way to hard on this!
    FacePalmCat FacePalmCat 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    A friend told me about this group they have been around for a while. Once I heard this song I was hooked and not to mention one of the best guitarists ever Mr Johnny Marr..Legend...
    firetrap93 firetrap93 41-45 Aug 20

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    A few years ago, while still in Ontario at my old job. I was in the middle of a call. The ladies around me started to buzz about this guy that just came onto the floor. I finished...
    snowberry75 snowberry75 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    I have always had an affinity for girls and for years now I have been collecting pictures of beautiful girls. I am bisexual and had a hard time explaining my collection to my...
    emmastewart emmastewart 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    for all my fellow EP users struggling with depression. this song has helped me a lot since it came out. its called Past Gone by Mike Stud. give it a listen
    Djtorc Djtorc 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 19

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    The song that speaks to me this past 3 weeks is Lost It All - Black Veil Brides... When I hear it I feel like it's me in musical form...
    ThisGirlIsMissplaced ThisGirlIsMissplaced 13-15, F Aug 18

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    Yes first off I am a guy... but I love to dress up like a knocked up teenager... I love finding guys or groups of guys to lay around with and chill out while I play the part... can...
    wannabepreggers wannabepreggers 36-40, M Aug 17