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FMyLife.com - so many laughs and it never seems to end 42 People

    FML.com #110 A Few Of The Best I Found Today.

    Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML Today, I wanted to...
    Serenitree Serenitree 70+, F Aug 20, 2011

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    It's Great Entertainment.

    This site is very funny.  I read some of the entries and just can't believe that actually happened to somebody!  But then I laugh because, at least it isn't me!  =P
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 23, 2009

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    Fmylife.com

    I love fmylife, and also mylifeisaverage. And Texts from last Night is good. So is Abadcaseofthedates. Anddd peopleofwalmart.com failblog.   overheardinnewyork.com  notalwaysright.com     dontevenreply.com   check these out!
    WinterPrincess21 WinterPrincess21 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 5, 2009

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    Sometimes I Don't Know Whether to Laugh Or Cry

    This site has a lot of funny stories, some aren't very funny and I just feel bad for the author, mostly though I read and laugh. :) some of my favorites.....   Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an...
    DelightfulBabe08 DelightfulBabe08 26-30 2 Responses Mar 22, 2009

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    DAMMIT.COM

    There's also DAMMIT.COM DAMMIT.COM is a collection of anecdotes that provoke people to say DAMMIT! Everyone says DAMMIT! More so than fmylife, fwhyme, or any of the others combined. DAMMIT! is One Word that millions of people around the world use on a...
    surferdude780 surferdude780 26-30 1 Response Aug 7, 2009

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    Endless Entertainment

     You could spend hours upon hours in schadenfreudistic jubilee browsing the multitude of ****** stories. They speak for themselves:   "Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 6 Responses Mar 13, 2009

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    I Usually Read The Stories

    at night before i go to bed. It gives me a second to escape reality and realize that more than me are having problems or go through stupid things LOl.
    lostprophet lostprophet 22-25, F Jan 7, 2010

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    Way to Vent...

    *half smile* You may recognise me there soon. Some of the stories are kind of cute and I hope the authors can smile about them someday.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 22, 2009

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    There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
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    Have you ever spent all day or even a few days messaging someone and get excited to see that little green dot beside their name waiting for another message? Then the green dot...
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    Forever, I will believe in its tremendous power, its benevolence, its majesty, its complexity, its shy, And, obvious simplicity. Love is the only truth that succeeds our last...
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    It has been a comfort, being a member of this EP group, there are so many people in a similar boat and sharing a similar pain it is truly comforting. Emotions are such a...
    RaiseYourWhat RaiseYourWhat 26-30, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Hello here goes, I'm 50 years old,going through a divorce, my wife and I had nothing in common, marry in haste,repent at leasure, that's what they say and in my case it couldn't be...
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    Islam..VERSES FROM THE QURAN.. EVIDENCE THAT ISLAM IS Clearly and Concisely Evil, Violent, and Intolerant September 9, 2011 at 7:43am Islam… Clearly and Concisely Evil and...
    SempreverdeSelva SempreverdeSelva 13-15, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    I would fukkin love to do it some day. I feel like I have a lot to say but im not 100% sure how to make it funny. George Carlin and Louis ck are huuuuge inspirations to me. ps rip...
    DannibalLecter99 DannibalLecter99 16-17, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I saw an image gallery on a news site yesterday that was bizarre. It was supposed to be embarrassing pictures taken candidly of others not famous. Some were and some weren't. I...
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend 36-40, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I loved 3's company! I thin that was the 70's, maybe early 80's, but I remember watching it in the 80's, tho. I also liked My two dads, Growing pains, Who's the Boss, Moonlighting...
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 1 Response 3 days ago

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    tried my first Cuban Coffee yesterday at The Cuban Cafe in Dothan, Al. It was fierce but so good.
    Alahiker Alahiker 41-45, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    So there is this guy at my work. I had noticed him checking me out before, but both of us are shy and we had never spoken. Things all changed when I got a cute pixie cut. He...
    kitkat0216 kitkat0216 31-35, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I love finding out complete quotes people have cut off or altered for their own purposes, when the original often have the complete opposite (and better imo) meaning. "Curiosity...
    Atmosfaerie Atmosfaerie 22-25, T 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    The lyrics are deep, the circle of life lol "Dots and lines" - Lupe Fiasco
    kiki2016 kiki2016 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    Watching Last Comic Standing that recorded yesterday by myself wishing I had some drinks to go along with it.
    SocialHermit SocialHermit 41-45, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Baby Steps While shopping one day with my son , Jett , we happened upon an arts and crafts store . He was only two years old at the time and all the colors of the paint pots...
    freefallnc freefallnc 41-45, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    None of my friends use Oxford commas, but I love the Oxford comma. I just love commas and apparently I use too many in my writing. Oops.
    deleted deleted 26-30 a week ago

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    I love where it comes from, I love the smell, and I love how a cup of coffee can wake you up and make you feel good. Coffee is so great! Especially iced coffee.
    FemaleTrouble88 FemaleTrouble88 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    My Ex had so many issues. I'm not dimming their severity. But she should have owned them before getting with me. But she kept questioning. Doubting... I eventually had to leave her...
    Spidey0 Spidey0 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I LOVE wearing tight clothes now! I used to feel really self conscious wearing tight clothes bc my boobs would be visible and my nips would be poking out. But I've learnt to love...
    KrazyKylie21 KrazyKylie21 22-25, F 9 Responses Aug 23

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    The other day I was out and about shopping at Wal-Mart. I got a few pair of silk dress socks, a couple pair tights, and 2 pair of panties. All these things are black, other than...
    ginger38 ginger38 36-40, M 4 Responses Aug 23

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    "Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where...
    BeautifulSurprise BeautifulSurprise 36-40, F Aug 21

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    If you are Norwegian and were raised Lutheran and have family from Minnesota or North Dakota you have to listen to this show. You will laugh so hard!!! When my dad was in a...
    amazingdream amazingdream 46-50, F Aug 20

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    when I love I love hard and completely and totally. There is nothing I wouldn't do for my loved ones. I strive to give of myself and serve without expecting anything in return.
    ms5271115 ms5271115 36-40, F Aug 18

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    It it possible to fall in love at first sight online....is it possible to know,that even as you go to push the accept on a friend request that just looking at that red dot....that...
    angel1647 angel1647 61-65, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    I am proud of our library. We win an award this year. Or libraries are to if the line, cozy, and drop dead gorgeous... Type in Dothan Houston County Library System.. give us a busy...
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    I used to love the starchy comfort foods , fresh breads , cheeses , and the odd takeaway , but now my eating habits , understanding of great heathy and amazing tasting food has...
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    When I met the girl who became my wife, she had hair until halfway her back. Thick hair, chestnut colored. Beautiful hair. When we were together for a year, she had a perm done...
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    I wanna be someone/somewhere else. Someone who goes to live shows and oceansides and mountains to let loose and someone with her own place with a ******* mattress on the floor...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 22-25, F Aug 16

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    Good company. You know who else writes with, ellipses? Hunter S. Thompson and the greatest writer of 20th century (except, arguably, Bulgokov).... Celine.
    SenorDinosaur SenorDinosaur 41-45, M Aug 15

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    I do that.... but have recently started repkacing them after the fact with commas and periods cuz they get annoying.
    SenorDinosaur SenorDinosaur 41-45, M Aug 15

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    Thousands of collectible vinyl records on offer, many rare and obscure items.Full details at spinauctions dot com
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