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    Endless Entertainment

     You could spend hours upon hours in schadenfreudistic jubilee browsing the multitude of ****** stories. They speak for themselves:   "Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family...
    zeligocity zeligocity
    22-25, M
    6 Responses Mar 13, 2009

    FML.com #110 A Few Of The Best I Found Today.

    Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML Today, I wanted to...
    Serenitree Serenitree
    70+, F
    Aug 20, 2011

    Sometimes I Don't Know Whether to Laugh Or Cry

    This site has a lot of funny stories, some aren't very funny and I just feel bad for the author, mostly though I read and laugh. :) some of my favorites.....   Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an...
    DelightfulBabe08 DelightfulBabe08
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 22, 2009

    I Usually Read The Stories

    at night before i go to bed. It gives me a second to escape reality and realize that more than me are having problems or go through stupid things LOl.
    lostprophet lostprophet
    22-25, F
    Jan 7, 2010

    Way to Vent...

    *half smile* You may recognise me there soon. Some of the stories are kind of cute and I hope the authors can smile about them someday.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 22, 2009

    DAMMIT.COM

    There's also DAMMIT.COM DAMMIT.COM is a collection of anecdotes that provoke people to say DAMMIT! Everyone says DAMMIT! More so than fmylife, fwhyme, or any of the others combined. DAMMIT! is One Word that millions of people around the world use on a...
    surferdude780 surferdude780
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 7, 2009

    Fmylife.com

    I love fmylife, and also mylifeisaverage. And Texts from last Night is good. So is Abadcaseofthedates. Anddd peopleofwalmart.com failblog.   overheardinnewyork.com  notalwaysright.com     dontevenreply.com   check these out!
    WinterPrincess21 WinterPrincess21
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 5, 2009

    It's Great Entertainment.

    This site is very funny.  I read some of the entries and just can't believe that actually happened to somebody!  But then I laugh because, at least it isn't me!  =P
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 23, 2009

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    This is something so painful that only people experiencing this will truly understand ... I'm from Australia , Sydney in particular I've known this guy since 15 mind you we fell...
    Lydiaaellise Lydiaaellise
    18-21, F
    Apr 21
    Part 2 Second year is an interesting story. So much happened and yet so little. It started well, I returned to Uni and thanks to that final night out we’d all become friends...
    Tobey94 Tobey94
    18-21, M
    Apr 21
    Hey guys I'm in a huge rut at the moment and I feel like complete crap. I've fallen in love with a girl I met online on a depression support app. She's from the US and I'm from the...
    DeanMart1n DeanMart1n
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Apr 21
    Grateful Dead: Brokedown Palace http://youtu.be/YT0662mthec The lyric to Brokedown Palace was written by Robert Hunter as part of a suite of songs that arrived via his pen during...
    NobleDebaucher NobleDebaucher
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Apr 21
    It's funny to me how you showed up in my life. I told myself that I would never let someone else into my heart. Every single time ended in heart break. Turns out that not a single...
    Dafhunter Dafhunter
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 21
    Hi everyone. . I'm writing here as kind of an outlet. I've been keeping a secret for a long time. It's been around 25 years since I've been apart from her, my first love..aka the...
    maritimer maritimer
    41-45
    Apr 21
    I never thought of it as an affair..... It started here, on EP, with a reply to her story about the Status Quo. She was involved with a man on-line, but it wasn't fulfilling, it...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Apr 20
    My EP Story... and boy this is a long one Haha Last June, on the 19th I believe it was, I was looking for a question I had to be answered. It was like 2am during the summer and I...
    dathglas dathglas
    13-15, M
    1 Response Apr 20
    My EP story I have discovered this site over a year ago (December of 2014) This place has gotten a big impact on my life, this place changed alot about the way I think and my...
    Tagstar2000 Tagstar2000
    13-15, M
    2 Responses Apr 19
    This will be a long post but I hope you bear with because this is something that’s been eating at me for a while. I fell in love with the most amazing girl I’ve ever met. The...
    Tobey94 Tobey94
    18-21, M
    Apr 19
    My Undying Love for Ed...It’s been 3 years since I last wrote a blog about my first love. Now, I’m going to write again.I don’t know how I will start my blog...
    red2006 red2006
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 19
    A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa...
    Rusham Rusham
    66-70, M
    4 Responses Apr 19
    I don't recall if I did the piece of it . I do remember that many months ago , I did explain to a girl , why good works and deeds are important . Her post was about salvation won't...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko
    36-40, M
    Apr 19
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    LittleRed88 LittleRed88
    26-30, F
    Apr 18
    Love it :)! So comfyyyyyyyyyy
    GabbyTheSiren GabbyTheSiren
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 16
    where to begin in my life there is almost of things I can tell anyone I feel like I'm going to explode if I don't get it out. Yes, me like so many of you am in love with a married...
    debbie03102 debbie03102
    18-21, F
    Apr 16
    I want to fill my pink,white polka-dot panties with sticky messy food then poo in them. :-P
    P1sceang1r1y6 P1sceang1r1y6
    46-50, T
    Apr 15
    When I met my girlfriend at 16 years old, she was skinny as a pole, around 105 lbs, with 34B boobs and size 0 or 1 jeans. All the other girls envied her. In the 3 years since then...
    sterlingredjack sterlingredjack
    18-21, M
    Apr 15
    i never disliked animals but over the course of the last few years i have been becoming much more attached to the pets we have in our house and animals generally. well actually...
    moonlightflower moonlightflower
    22-25, F
    Apr 14
    Let's play a game. Can anyone guess who I am? I wear leather everyday. I'm very full of myself and am in desperate need of attention and compliments. Want to see my feet? Oh, I got...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    11 Responses Apr 14
    so I am in love with Greek mythology especially poetry I'm a hopeless romantic at heart Betrayed Expectations I flew to Olympus, to find its heart, armour intact against Hades...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 14
    I am unsure if I am scared of falling in love... or that I am not ready to fall in love again. Recently out of a 5 year long term relationship with an ex I met in my early 20's...
    JfromV JfromV
    26-30, F
    Apr 14
    I always wondered.... I always stared at the stars, sometimes I wept and wondered upon the heavens for someone like you. .... A lot of the times I just hurt more than words can...
    AmazingPoet AmazingPoet
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 13
    I fell back in love with diapers at the age of seven. I say back in love because I never remember hateing wearing one even when I was like four and would be put back in one as...
    Thejannettearmet Thejannettearmet
    51-55, T
    4 Responses Apr 13
    Have you seen the profile photo of this group? I actually literally did that once, just to break the common routine of shy first meetings between friends (or potential crushes...
    SparkofDecency SparkofDecency
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 13
    My ultimate overide control if you will. If any girl should walk up and cast her tongue anywhere near my ears? :) Even having never known her in my life before, she will instantly...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 13
    How did I do it. I wasn't in love with you for first few months but the way you loved me and care for me I fall in love with you. As I start falling in love with you. You was...
    rosecr rosecr
    36-40, F
    Apr 12
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    timesoftrouble timesoftrouble
    56-60, M
    Apr 11
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    Rosalindaag Rosalindaag
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 11
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    kk1874 kk1874
    31-35, F
    Apr 10
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    Thommath Thommath
    18-21, M
    Apr 10
    Why love is so complicated? Why we always fall in love with the person we can't have? Why loving someone feels so right even if it's wrong? Am I fool for loving him even if I know...
    alia101990 alia101990
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 10
    I fell in love with a stranger on the bus last week. We were waiting at the same stop and I noticed her immediately. She's very cute, but not completely out of my league, I don't...
    mlxstr mlxstr
    18-21, M
    Apr 9
    I love to be the fresh new man meat for a couple, married or unmarried. Its great to be the alpha male and get to stud a woman in front of her man and him seeing how eager and...
    talking4fun talking4fun
    51-55, M
    4 Responses Apr 9
    when it comes to love many don't realize what truly they where expressing. the ancient Greeks who came up with the discription for love would probably smite us with their lightning...
    Thesdamos Thesdamos
    16-17, M
    Apr 9
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    Fcab Fcab
    51-55, F
    Apr 8
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    kk1874 kk1874
    31-35, F
    Apr 8
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    Rusham Rusham
    66-70, M
    1 Response Apr 8
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    Danielleirisgene Danielleirisgene
    31-35, F
    Apr 7
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    22-25, M
    Apr 7
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    MalikMinu MalikMinu
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 7
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    Poxulis Poxulis
    18-21
    2 Responses Apr 7
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    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 7
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    Dollfan32 Dollfan32
    31-35, F
    Apr 7
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    lifeseemstosuck lifeseemstosuck
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 5
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    ToughKitty ToughKitty
    31-35, F
    Apr 5
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    anuragch11 anuragch11
    18-21, M
    Apr 5
    Unfortunately Experienceproject will close in a few days. But there's a forum full of like minded people, so maybe you like to check it out. www(dot)thetraumadb(dot)com
    cwagner9090 cwagner9090
    36-40, M
    Apr 5
    Hi there! Unfortunately Experienceproject will close in a few days. But there's a forum full of like minded people, so maybe you like to check it out. www(dot)thetraumadb(dot)com...
    cwagner9090 cwagner9090
    36-40, M
    Apr 5
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    DropsOfRain DropsOfRain
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 4
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    BolekBis BolekBis
    51-55, M
    1 Response Apr 3
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    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 3
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