I Love Fortune Cookies

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    There's a certain brand of fortune cookies it

    has to be, otherwise I won't eat them. But the fortunes are fun. :)
    Philli8807 Philli8807
    26-30, F
    Mar 24, 2014

    Fûck Th Fortune

    i just love their nummy-ness
    knucklez knucklez
    18-21, M
    Aug 22, 2009

    So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell

    the family parrot to the town gossip.
    RealSouthernGentleman RealSouthernGentleman
    51-55, M
    1 Response Jun 29, 2015

    "Only listen to fortune cookie,

    disregard all other fortune telling units." Obligatory.
    RoddyB7589 RoddyB7589
    18-21, M
    Jan 17, 2015

    Here What My Fortune Said

    "You will make a change for the better." "An old Friend will try to contract you." "Happiness will be the keystone of your life."
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Dec 11, 2010

    My Fortune Cookie Says....

    Ok I just had the yummiest lunch. Chinese chow mein, fried rice, and chicken with green beans. YUMM!!!My tummy is happy.Oh and my fortune cookie says: "Be the labor great or small...Do it or not at all!"I like this quote. It's basically saying not to do things half Azz. It's like...
    surrealreality surrealreality
    31-35, F
    Oct 21, 2011

    I Keep a Special One In My Wallet At All Times

    My then fiance (now husband) and I were eating Chinese food with an older couple we know and we decided to tell them we were engaged. They were so excited for us and we talked for 3 hours about their marriage and old stories and it was just wonderful At the end of the...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jul 7, 2008

    Two of my favorites: For people

    who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. & Don't fret: your friends will zig whenever you zag.
    MissAnthony MissAnthony
    41-45, F
    Jan 10, 2014

    My Favorite Fortune...

    More than thirty years ago, I was dining with a group of friends (and the person this happened to is still a dearest friend now), one of whom was vexed at a crossroad between what one could/should do for who and why and how. His life was changed by a fortune cookie. I follow and...
    warmwhisper warmwhisper
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jun 1, 2010

    My fortune cookie for today - You will find

    great fortunes in unexpected places.
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    Feb 23, 2015

    March 6 2011

    People appreciate your leadership qualitites.For French people or people know how to read French.Vos qualites de leader sont vivement appreciees.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Mar 7, 2011

    March 7 2011

    Other people admire your assertiveness.D'autres admirent votre manitere assuree.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Mar 7, 2011

    My Fortune Cookie Says...

    "A refreshing change is in your future"I got this from my cookie this weekend when I went to Panda Express.
    surrealreality surrealreality
    31-35, F
    Sep 28, 2011

    TAO In Nyc

    The place is friggin ausome! For their dessert the have a gigantic fortune cookie. Probably about the size of cantalope! Or there abouts. Anyway, half filled with dark chocolate mousse and half white chocolate mousse. It is also served with fresh fruit! Here's the kicker Its only...
    Aminik Aminik
    31-35, F
    Sep 21, 2007

    I am obsessed with them!

    I make them all the time, so much fun.
    deleted deleted
    Oct 23, 2014
    DaughterOfMichael DaughterOfMichael
    18-21, F
    Aug 10, 2015


    Occasionally, when I do get one. I haven't had very many, for some reason, but find them interesting. Will I really?? Nooo!!! I don't want that to happen!! Confused?? What does THAT mean?? - All things I think when reading what they say
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 15, 2007

    "You Will Be Hungry In One Hour.

    " - Haha that was true.
    Bonita26 Bonita26
    26-30, F
    Jan 28, 2014

    My boyfriend and I got chinese tonight.

    I had a fortune cookie that's fortune said "Before you roar, take a deep breath first" My boyfriend has anger management problems, so I have him that fortune and said "here babe, I think this one was meant for you, not me" lol I think he hates me.
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 20, 2014

    " You should enhance your feminine side.

    " I have a vagina so my feminine side is already enhanced....
    Stormeyes Stormeyes
    18-21, F
    Feb 22, 2016

    I Just Had Chinese For Dinner

    I love fortune cookies for eating but usually just look at the fortunes as a joke. Today i lucked out and got TWO fortune cookies and when i read the fortunes i was shocked the first one said i have a keen sense of humor which i think many people would agree with and the second...
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick
    46-50, M
    Nov 12, 2010
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 22, 2015

    I Will Look At It On Days That Are Tough (pic)

    The fortune that I found inside my fortune cookie today was so inspirational that I taped it to my laptop:     It's not really a fortune though =P
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Sep 16, 2009

    San Francisco

    I got a chance back in 1998 to visit a fortune cookie bakery/factory. There were these ladies making them fresh. It was open to the public, so you walk in, give them your money and then you get a bag of fresh cookies. They were cooled of course so they had a nice crunch. I tried...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jul 29, 2007


    The one time I got one and there was no fortune inside. I joked I had no fortune because I had no future and we all had a good laugh. Still, it was a bit unsettling. Anyway I've had lots of fortunes since, it was just my luck to get a defective cookie.
    outercalm outercalm
    51-55, M
    4 Responses May 28, 2009

    "Watch for a new relationship to develop within

    the month." It's not gonna be anyone off of here. Sorry fuckboys. LOL
    Stormeyes Stormeyes
    18-21, F
    Feb 22, 2016


    I got a fortune cookie today that said "You will step on the soil of many countries" I like this fortune 
    Tacit Tacit
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 7, 2008

    My Fortune Cookie Message 1/18/13

    Chinese food for lunch today. YUMM!!!My fortune says " No matter what your past has been, you have a spotless future." I Like this message  :D
    surrealreality surrealreality
    31-35, F
    Jan 18, 2013

    Buckets of 'em

    A long long long time ago, a friend of mine was moving out of state. We got everyone she cared about together (about 20 people) and went to this chinese buffet for a long tearful goodbye. We laughed and told stories and cried, and all that fun stuff. At the end of the meal, the...
    eyes eyes
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Nov 19, 2007

    How I Save My Fortune Cookie Fortunes

    I just wanted to let everyone know that there is a website where you can save your fortune cookie fortunes: fortunekookie.com.  On the site you can enter your fortunes as you get them and then there is page that displays all of them at once.
    craig1 craig1
    2 Responses Nov 3, 2008

    Today I got some dark chocolate covered fortune

    cookies, they were really good. This was my fortune: "Being deeply loved gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." I thought that was a really nice quote, and now I am sitting here crying. Not just because I am touched, but because I know deep down, I...
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    Feb 16, 2016

    Language :)

    I really love fortune cookies and get completely mad if they have the quotes like 15 languages but all like: Japanese, Russian, Chinese, Swedish, Hindi, Greek, Czech... and what do i know... but any language I don't understand. Those producers drive me mad. So I have to make...
    GothGrrrl GothGrrrl
    18-21, F
    May 23, 2007

    They lead me in life

    and give my inspiration
    LovelyDeadly LovelyDeadly
    18-21, F
    Sep 19, 2014

    My fortune for tonight.

    ...To be calm, I guess I shall be a giant tree *sticks arms out, breathes in oxygen like a tree*
    deleted deleted
    May 10, 2015


    ...because I got the ever-popular "Help I'm locked in a fortune cookie factory" recently and haven't looked back since. However, I'm trying to find out loads of things about them, to see how likely it is that someone might actually be locked in a factory...
    mistermiller mistermiller
    1 Response Dec 10, 2008

    Fortune Dueling

    So me and my best friend have gone to the same Chinese restaurant for almost 4 years.  They always stay in business because their food is high quality, nothing like typical Chinese takeout.  They also offer a fortune cookie, as you'd hope at the end of each filling meal...
    Honir Honir
    26-30, M
    7 Responses Apr 28, 2009

    An Unexpected Answer In My Hand

    I was eating dinner at a chinese restaurant before heading off to a meeting. A rainstorm just started and suddenly I was caught between two decisions and wasn't sure which to choose. To drive an hour through a rainstorm to meeting that I could reschedule, but I didn't know if I...
    mierje mierje
    41-45, F
    Mar 30, 2008

    One Of My Fav Fortune Quotes

    ‎''It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime''...I didn't say it. My fortune cookie did ;D
    Aniohevetotha Aniohevetotha
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 27, 2011

    My fortune from a few days ago.

    .."The saints are the sinners who keep on trying."
    deleted deleted
    Aug 12, 2015

    Some of them make me laugh.

    I've often thought of developing a product called "misfortune cookies". They would contain messages like: "Oops, you broke your cookie" "And what were you expecting this little piece of paper to say?" "Sorry, please play again." "Cookie malfunction. Contact the manufacturer...
    Hobvin2884 Hobvin2884
    41-45, M
    Jan 10, 2014

    Strange Fortune

    This is the strangest fortune cookie I have ever received.    
    bals081 bals081
    26-30, M
    May 9, 2010
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