Our relationship isn't all tasks, orders, domination, rules, sub/dom, master/slave stuff.
It's him phoning to say he's coming to see me after work, it's our hour long...
Ain't it funny how a melody, can bring back memories? Take you to another place and time...even change your state of mind.
Dear paranoid people who check behind the shower curtain for murders, if you find one, what's your plan?
I like to laugh and joke often, so I want to be with someone who has a good sense of humor :)
I appreciate, when such men exist and their women get lucky to have them by their sides.
But I truly love and adore my Twin Flame, who is tender, sweet, kind, funny and very...
It's always nice. And people who are funny sure can make your day go from okay to, I haven't had a good laugh in a long time.
In the car the other day, he was there driving, doing his usual daddy stuff.
I was sitting next to him in heaven as always.
My little side has been in hiding recently. It can...
How do you tell someone they have bad breath without hurting their feelings?
A. Hey I am bored, let's go brush our teeth.
"Where did you come from?"" asks Jessie, Luke's nanny
"My parents say the stork but the seventh graders have an interesting theory" Luke replies
"New rule... no talking to...
I like when people joke with me.
Some time ago, my hairdresser thought I would look great with a new hair color. Can't explain what kind if color it was. More or less...
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow...
I thought it was funny anyway
Wife asked husband if her butt is big
Husband says well yeah like a barbecue grill
Husband wants to get frisky that night
Wife says... "and I'm...
Of course they are not funny. Just think about people who want to be raped. It is their dream. Laughing offends them.
You got to admit...you do look rather funny!!!!
"The fridge is a true example of what truly matters lies on the inside."
I find it funny that when people want you to change for them, they won't even step out of their own comfort zone hmm..
Mike Tyson is the most unintentionally funny person ever
Fell in love twice
You are so funny, you are so nice,
You are the boy with whom I fell in love twice.
The first time was love at first sight,
My heart said 'ouch' when cupid's...
I like being funny some of these groups on ep though are just too funny they can't be real people doing the stuff I want to laugh
Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out...
My bf makes me laugh every single day. Doesn't really do anything specific, but makes random silly jokes that I find absolutely hilarious. I love it when someone makes me laugh or...
Stupid warnings on products. Or are they?
6PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS"
AH!!Dam it, Dam it, you want to know what sucks on any emotional level, falling in love with your best friend, not telling her, then in funny conversation (like any other you have...
so a telemarketer phones me and I decide to **** with him so this is how it goes:
me - what are you wearing
him - did I just hear you right. did you just ask me what I am...
"Look, we've all got something to contribute to this discussion.
And I think what you should contribute from now on is silence."
Red Dwarf; Arnold J Rimmer
It all began last night when rain started to fall and temperature reached around 4 degrees celcius or below in any way. For me, it was just another night passing by. As I was...