do you its so cute and when they say it its so funny too
This is the other song that has me struggling with my decision to keep trying or Let Him Go. It's so difficult when we are so emotionally entertained. I wish I could look at...
Yeah, I make only a little over minimum wage but that's my fault. Yes, my responsibilities are irritating at times. Yes, our customers can be idiots. But I've always enjoyed making...
I love rock music, especially classic rock, but one band bit me way back in 1973, Aerosmith, it's funny but I was born in Boston, Mass. in 1959 and grew up very close to the...
No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy telephone, you say "Hello".
I saw this today and thought it was pretty funny, now before I get a bunch of hate messages, I believe in GOD..but come on even God is probably laughing at this.....(so everyone...
Because i am smart and funny why would I not like someone like me?
It's the way to my heart. I absolutely love funny guys
A doctor is supposed to be a qualified professional. Why do they call his place of work practice?????
Damn, and here I wanted to eat my cat as a dessert.
People don't think Im funny when I tell a joke but when Im serious they laugh... I think that is funny... ipso factso I AM funny?
Today cops came to my house. And we got taught to not answer the door. But I wanted to. So I answered the door and said in my best British accent "you want some tea and crumpets...
They say s dog is for life. Fido has sadly passed today so I guess my days are numbe
If I'm smart and funny at the same time am I multi tasking?
Found this so funny when I first saw it.
House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you.
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people would manage their freaking stupidity.
I may look calm, but in my head I have killed you 3 times.
better not say by whom.
Why do noses run but feet smell
Life is not a fairy tale…..if you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk!!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
When I die, I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandpa did. Not like the screaming passengers in his car.
"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?"
If I had a choice between handsome and humorous guy, I would choose the second.
funny quotes and funny videos, funny texts make my day!!!! bring it. let me pee myself with laughter.. of greatness.
more like smart *** and funny