There's this guy. We have been friends for almost a year and he really makes me happy. Whenever our eyes meet he would make funny faces even if he's on the other side of the street...
I think I'm having a crush on one of my groupmates in a class. He's very funny and I find him cute. But I don't want this crush to grow so I'm stopping now. I feel stupid, having a...
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend.
They spend a blissful afternoon together. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the...
Good lord, every time I'm around him... Ugh. I'm just so damn happy. He makes me laugh so much... I love when he purposely leans over just a little too much to show me something...
Who loves ridiculousness on here? One of the funniest shows these days.
People have told me I look like a dog do i
Titanfall. I'm playing in a party with my best friend and we're fighting on attrition. He and I are doing fine, pretty much top of our team. About half way through the fight, I...
I saw this on a sign in a store today:
A nervous man is a man who has a mortgage payment, car payment, alimony payment, wife, and girlfriend that are all a month late.
"Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."
"Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place."
"God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
Nobody dies a virgin cause in the end life screws us all.
“I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.”
There's this guy that I've had a crush on for a looooooooong time and hes hilarious but he's really shy . I want to get to know him more but he's like a little turtle it takes time...
Ice Bank Mice Elf
"If you fall, I will be there." -Floor
I just saw a commercial that described Texans as free thinkers.
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as...
"I don't want to date someone normal. I want to date you." - Tony
"Thanks?!" - Jessie
- Disney series "Jessie"
"Baked Alaska is baked right here in Florida!" - Rose to Dorothy
"Yes Rose, and Mars Bars are made right here on Earth!" - Dorothy to Rose
- The Golden Girls
when stepbrothers is on tv though
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile....then walk into a pole..
"Something, something, something, dark side . . . Something, something, something, complete . . . !" May the 4th be with you, everyone. =)
I love funny stories or watching vines about animals mostly cats. Cats are hilarious sometimes. What are some of your animal stories?
Yup av - Keep Ya Head Up
It's hard to be legit and still pay tha rent
And in the end it seems I'm headin for tha pen
I try and find my friends, but they're blowin in the wind
I am 34 and I still watch animes. I grew up watching them; the very firsts were Lady Georgie, Candy Candy, Minky Momo and Lady of Versailles.
Lady of Versailles is such a...
It depends on the humor though and if I can understand it. I don't like crude humor. I like innocent, truly funny, not at someone else's emotional expense humor.
I tend to also...