There is something that is odd and weird but take as i am or keep walking my family loves me .
That's funny enough
To Love Me More - P.M. Dawn
When you run away with someone
To the corners of your mind...
"Ching Chang chong"
(He actually said this but the video has been taken down)
When my grampa gets hurt and someone asks if he's ok he always says
"It's just old age, I'll get over it."
Dating a guy who makes you laugh and can tease you without hurting your feelings is one of the best things ever
I do this most of the time haha...
If you're funny, I'll be 50% more attracted to you, someone who can make me laugh is honestly all I want.
I feel like I'll just need to date a comedian.
i need to meet new people
wanna be my friend ? mayne we can catch uo? im new here
Q: what kind of bagel can fly?
A: A plain bagel.
this one made even me laugh:
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup...
I honestly love to be funny because I think I'm just naturally funny and I love the look on peoples face on when they laughed everyone always tells me I'm such a funny guy but...
I just want to say........................................
1. His smile
2. His gorgeous blue eyes
3. His amazing personality
4. His talent
5. His interests
6. His adorable British accent
7. How he flirts with me
8. He's respectful
There is nothing more refreshing, invigorating and attractive than a man that can make me laugh. Something really special about these kinds of people, they have the ability to...
I am viewing a page that shares hilarious pictures of pranks others did. I am not sharing the page link because it is flooded with ads.In this one, the door stopper on the wall has...
I just read Lolita for the first time last week. I was 14 when the remake of the movie came out and was fascinated by it. Tho to this day I've never seen the one from 97'.
if you can make me genuinely laugh, i almost instantly fall in love.
"I wise man once said nothing"
a woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: she changes it more often
Lol, this happens almost everyday.
All I can say is "okay, why care? My voice is worse than that problem! Move on!!!!!"
Ah huh, I know xD
after Tuesday, even the calendar goes
W T F
I was just after being severely bullied by my best friends. My self esteem was non existent, I had no friends and I had no hope. She sat next to me one day in art class - not out...
if you love someone set them free. I'd they come back to you nobody else wanted them.
Love is a funny thing
Whenever I give it, it comes back to me
And it?s wonderful to be
Giving with my whole heart
As my heart receives
Oh, ain?t it nice tonight we got...
the shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room