So in class there's always that one guy who's the class clown, the nerd, the funny one who keeps quiet and finally the annoying one. So there's this one guy who sits next to me in...
Hanging out with them makes me forget all my problems in life. Who are funny people here? Haha. :))
I don't have a problem with talking to 'attractive' guys. I admit that I'd probably stare if it wasn't such an awkward and rude thing to do, but I'm often disappointed by their...
I don't care how attractive a guy is if he's not funny he's automatically ugly.
Keven hart <3 so friggn funny!
I have met funny guys and I have one
I have met one of funny guy he is very cute and made me feel comfortable and laugh all the time. Great!!
I need a boyfriend :( I'm tired of being alone and thinking "love" doesn't exist just becouse I have never experienced it. Life is complicated 😔
I really do love chocolate chip cookies! 😢
I love my moments with him and the more time goes the less I see the annoying side of him even though I can't talk a lot with him since i only see him at his job it always...
Love will get u more tipsy than wine
But wine helps too
Yep he was sure a killer XD
Hello kitty so manly!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha ha
Someone sent me this
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I once had the following on a t shirt.
When I'm in a sober mood, I worry,work and think.
When I'm in a drunken mood, I gamble,fight and drink.
When my moods are over. And my time...
Q: what do you call a sleeping bull?
A: a bull-dozer
Q: why was the mother flea so unhappy?
A: all her children have gone to the dog.
A guy walking down the street stops a fellow pedestrian and says
"Sssscuse mm me mate. Ha ha have you ggggot the tttime o o o on you m m mate?"
The pedestrian remains silent.
'I see' said the blind man to the deaf man listening to the radio..
Q.how do you make seven an even number?
A.take the s out!
Deepika Padukone-I have more fans than you.Aaliya Bhatt-I have A .C. at home .
with great power
comes great electricty bills
At the construction job There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper...
A couple walks on the beach and the seagull flies over and craps on the ladies shoulder.. Mortified the guy says.. ' let me run inside to get a towel' and the lady replies ' Don't...
A guy comes home stone drunk and standing by his bedroom door he says .. ' The next time this bed comes around, I'm on it.'
After an accident the patient wakes up at hospital and looking up at the nurse in sheer horror exclaims, 'I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs' and the nurse looks down at...
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
For the selfies obsessed lol
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!!!!
"JUST SMILE" this is when you feel happy and smile :D
Let's make crazy faces...yay! I'm crazy too :P
Nothing better than a guy who can make you laugh! Who you can share jokes with and have the same humour as 😊
Tom Stade, Craig Campbell, Nina Conti, Jimoin, There are a few really gifted comics about! American,Canadian,English,and Irish. And that's just the four I listed!
When you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world, there's a moron pushing a door that said pull.
If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to being a mermaid, so who's the real winner here?!
Why am I always getting judged for my faith I feel like when I start to get interested in someone male of course and I tell them I am a Christian and I don't have sex outside of...
Here's an old maritime quote about knowing what you're aiming for, I have no idea who said it:
'If you don't know your heading then know wind is a fair wind.'
That moment when you talk to yourself and start smiling like an idiot because you are just so hilarious!
Me: I really can't stay!
Bed: But baby, it's cold outside!
"Sometimes me think: 'What is friend?'" And then me say: "Friend is someone to share the last cookie with." -Cookie Monster
"Life's a *****, and then you don't die".
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, your either on a roll or taking **** from some *******.