"If we work together, there's nothing we can't do", says Dez to his girlfriend.
"Really? Can you teach me how to fly?" she excitedly asks him.
"Okay, there's one thing we can't do...
I got a boyfriend but I'm glad to have people as friends
Hmm. There's something about it, huh?! 😳
“In the past, when gays were very flamboyant as drag queens or as leather queens or whatever, that just amused people. And most of...
I like telling my own material and real life stories
(no offense to anyone this is just my preference)
Before I tell my story I have to explain a couple of things
1) Erick is my...
It had been a long day, I was sitting in his car heading back to his house where our family was waiting for us to get back. His brother was my dad. He was my uncle.
My dad and my...
Just heard a good one for an air freshener of some sort.
Woman says "I want my son's room to smell like he's at boarding school".
Hehe! This might only be funny to mothers of...
I felt a bug on my shoulder and there actually was one...I think it's really time to clean my room.
---Just Breathe Life can be funny at times. Throw us for a loop. Take us and spin us around, jumble us up to the almost point of insanity, yet somehow, always put...
I have been married for four years, we have been together for 6. We initially met when I was separated from my ex-husband, which was a very abusive unhealthy marriage. When my...
Love coffee?Love funny videos on YouTube?If so, check this out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGQmmDEDYiIThe first verse details your coffee obsession:I'm tryin' to cut...
There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
I love funny guys ...... ...,,.!!!!!!!
I am sometimes but on a fundamental level I'm not funny and I wish people wouldn't laugh at some of my jokes.I'm not funny.I'm a ****.Learn the difference.
can you make me happy girls
With latest swiss technology everyone can get fixed teeth in 3 days without cut; no bone grafting ; no waiting
This technique is specially for senior citizens ; diabetic patients...
Straight ahead a freeway.
Overpriced housing gated.
In my ear.
On my skin
Where is funny.
Coyotes near a freeway.
So I'm talking to my 12 year old brother (Max) who lives in Washington and I live in Ohio
(Max)Oh cool mom says she saw a bug or spider
(Me)Did she kill it. Oh wait max get a...
if you make me laugh ive pretty much accepted you
Absolutely, including the ones that has their meanings.
http://youtu.be/V7mf55p1wA8 I ******* love this video its so stupid but soo funny omg hahah !!
This guy once told me, " You just need some hard **** and a shoulder to cry on, than you won't be so stuck up." Lololol never been more dead in my life
When I say "kids," I usually mean little kids. But teens are kids too. Though, I don't find teens to be very funny most of the time. I think they tend to be pretty serious folks...
Haha. This is a new one, funny though!
It's a lot of fun to stumble across a picture that is funny without intending to be
India has more cows than USA has children.
So, on Tuesday I went to bed at 11:16 pm and I got up at 3:30 am in order to do my homework...when I got to school, my classmates told me that we didn't have classes T.T
Anybody want to swap them?
This is another true and funny story I read just now and am posting:
Went to a gas station where my two year old climbed out of her car seat and locked my door with the keys in it...
Sharing a true story that's also funny:
Reminds me of a story I read years ago. There was a woman that had locked her keys in her car in a parking lot (no baby inside fortunately...
People think they are soooo pretty and beauty is in the core of a person.
I see profile pictures of women licking their lips, showing their figures, with this deep gazing stair lol...
I love to laugh and funny pics really help.
Don't we all like funny stories?
It's funny because most of them are not true but really funny
"Listen, smile, agree. Then do whatever the **** you were going to do anyway."
-Robert Downey jr
Learn a lesson from your dog -
No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that **** and move on
Hello everyone. I'm new here and searching for funny guys
My son was telling me about a dream he had when he was much younger . ..maybe 3 years old. He had me cracking up! He said that his mom and I went out and left Ronald McDonald to...