i love guys who can make me laugh and smile
I just Love a guy that can make me laugh
I always like making people laugh by posting funny quotes.
I'm on a web site that Yahoo News linked me too. I have been laughing so much from what I'm reading. I'm gonna bookmark the site. In the meantime, I'm gonna post some rather...
Who loves ridiculousness on here? One of the funniest shows these days.
Don't you just love when your crush texts you cute things like: 'Who is this?' and 'How did you get my number?'
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as...
"I don't want to date someone normal. I want to date you." - Tony
"Thanks?!" - Jessie
- Disney series "Jessie"
"Baked Alaska is baked right here in Florida!" - Rose to Dorothy
"Yes Rose, and Mars Bars are made right here on Earth!" - Dorothy to Rose
- The Golden Girls
when stepbrothers is on tv though
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile....then walk into a pole..
"Something, something, something, dark side . . . Something, something, something, complete . . . !" May the 4th be with you, everyone. =)
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
"This seaweed needs a little salt" - Kwazii
"Ah, let me help. I feel a sneeze coming on!" - marine iguana
"Uh, that's okay" - Kwazii
- Octonauts (marine iguanas eat seaweed and...
My sister was speeding and someone cut in front of her
Sister: Move you stupid *** car
Sister friend: Gosh I feel like I'm in fast and furious
It happened today on crowded underground. If you ever commuted in London in rush hour you can imagine.
Literally like sardines in a tin.
So I was standing and front of me a nice...
The 2 most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. Not necessarily in the order....
I'm not to sure if this qualifies but this pretty much just happened to me:
-Watches Naruto over Netflix, episode where Lee opens the gates and unleashes a serious case of whoop...
If you fall I will be there
" There's no better feeling in the worldwide than a warm pizza box on your lap. " -Kevin James
The girl in violet....lol
Miranda Lambert - Me and Charlie Talking Lyrics
Me and Charlie boy used to go walking
Sittin in the woods behind my house
When bein lovers meant a stolen kiss
I really really love the ocean especially the beach it sorta makes me feel peaceful and it's funny to think you're standing at the edge of world you see the endless ocean...
I'm African American and my boyfriend is white. We have to face a lot of stereotypes and funny looks but it's made our relationship better and has made us grow as an individuals as...
It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office.
— Shirley MacLaine
Yessss! People who are smart and funny are amazing. Others think its funny to act dumb. But its really not.
Pugs are funny - make funny noises and they make funny faces XD
My current mentor had a plan.
Me said give three days.
But rain was followed by wind.
Cold fokme wind.
Yet my mind said go be worthy.
So me went...
Just watched "Bare Bea" (Just Bea). It is really funny, but there was a lot of "pillow" moments :D Awkward, but fun :)
Now what to watch?...
A lot of good movies out there...
Getting sweet texts and funny texts is the best way to start and end my day it shows me and speaks a lot of maturity level And that someone is truly interested in me total turn off...
The moment someone sprouts a lame pick up line and I can't reply because it was just that funny....
Images can be a lot of fun and they can also help us in showing our creativeness. They can help us in showing our thoughts, in the easiest possible way. Previously, individuals...
This post goes out to, I dunno someone... Maybe look at the title? Ah **** it, this post goes to possibly the biggest sore in my white ***. You're there when I need you, you're a...
It's like a happyness zone. I don't know why but I really love laughing and staying close to funny people always cheers me up n_n
This is a cool one. It is so funny.
I'll send a picture of me if you'll send me a picture of you ??????? wait that's not funny! Nor is it appropriate!