I don't know why I find this so funny..
Funny discovering music, at this point in my life the music of Dar Williams is speaking to me.
It's so funny how excited the dogs get when I baby talk them
Although when I do it to the cat she just stares at me in disgust
It's so ******* hilarious
She looks at me like
It's crazy how a guy I never met a day of my life but by watching all his YouTube videos hearing his laugh his voice it's like I know him and all his inspiration sayings always...
Q: what kind of bagel can fly?
A: A plain bagel.
this one made even me laugh:
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup...
I honestly love to be funny because I think I'm just naturally funny and I love the look on peoples face on when they laughed everyone always tells me I'm such a funny guy but...
I just want to say........................................
1. His smile
2. His gorgeous blue eyes
3. His amazing personality
4. His talent
5. His interests
6. His adorable British accent
7. How he flirts with me
8. He's respectful
There is nothing more refreshing, invigorating and attractive than a man that can make me laugh. Something really special about these kinds of people, they have the ability to...
I am viewing a page that shares hilarious pictures of pranks others did. I am not sharing the page link because it is flooded with ads.In this one, the door stopper on the wall has...
I just read Lolita for the first time last week. I was 14 when the remake of the movie came out and was fascinated by it. Tho to this day I've never seen the one from 97'.
if you can make me genuinely laugh, i almost instantly fall in love.
"I wise man once said nothing"
a woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: she changes it more often
Lol, this happens almost everyday.
All I can say is "okay, why care? My voice is worse than that problem! Move on!!!!!"
Ah huh, I know xD
after Tuesday, even the calendar goes
W T F
I was just after being severely bullied by my best friends. My self esteem was non existent, I had no friends and I had no hope. She sat next to me one day in art class - not out...
if you love someone set them free. I'd they come back to you nobody else wanted them.
Love is a funny thing
Whenever I give it, it comes back to me
And it?s wonderful to be
Giving with my whole heart
As my heart receives
Oh, ain?t it nice tonight we got...
the shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
Life is a mystery wrapped around an enigma
IF "Plan A"Didn't Work.The alphabet has25 more letters!Stay Cool.
"don't let an idiot ruin you day"
High up above, aliens hover,
making home movies for folks back home,
Of all these weird creatures,
who lock up their spirits,
drill holes on themselves
and live for their secrets...
I love funny insults, if you don't try to take them to seriously you'll have a fun time.
id like to dance with you till the cows came home ...second thoughts id like to dance with the cows till you come home
people say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day ;-)
Winnie-the-Pooh (my hero)
If music is the food of love are you the indergestion
If the foo *****........
Every time I hear that phone it's ringing.
~ Kenneth Joseph (My Father)
a bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist
a successful man is one who can make more money than his wife can spend. a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
always borrow money from a pessimist. he won't expect it back!