Me Too -
I always come across funny ones, but not sure where to find them all! I'd loove to learn how to do them myself even!
I'm just going to post this. So it was a rainy day, and a max just happen to stop at the same time tailgating happened. What was really interesting, was when I saw this orange...
Normally I'm quoting stupid movies like mean girls and step brothers but lately I've been quoting Kevin Hart and I think I have a problem. Like I'll randomly yell 'she wasn't ready...
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of...
I love it when guys I know flirt with me and do stupid, but cute things to try and impress me or make me laugh!
Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think its cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick. - unknown
If a guy can make me laugh then he instantly becomes twice as attractive to me. It's all about having a sense of humor
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
There's this guy who wants to be taken serious, he always says that... But I can't take him seriously.. He makes me laugh... Can't help but laugh at the things he says and does.
From an episode of Jessie on Disney:
Ravi: What is AM radio?
Zuri: A radio you can only listen to in the morning. Duh!
Taylor Swift has more break ups than a kit-kat bar does:)
"I found out you can make Baked Alaska right here in Florida." - Rose
"That's nothing. Mars Bars are made right here on Earth." - Dorothy
- Golden Girls
Can you fly bobby???????????????????????????
"Stu is not my boyfriend", Amy adamantly states.
"I'm sorry. Maybe boyfriend is too strong a word", Maxine comments. "What do you call someone with whom you are naked a lot of the...
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three...
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
- David Brenner
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- Will Rogers
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
- Fred Allen
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
- Rita Rudner
Sadly my daydreams of being skinny are interrupted by the sound of me chewing
My mom told me i could be anything i wanted...so i became an *******
Dr. Bailey: do you honestly believe I care?
Dr. Bailey: good maybe your not as stupid as I thought
I'm not letting go of my ball lol
Can i get a piece of that cookie?
That feeling when someone is behind you
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.Mark Twain.
When life gives you lemons, wonder why the hell life has given you lemons
When life gives you lemons, make sure to pay him back
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice to...
You are proof that evolution can go in reverse!
Sorry, a sharp tongue does NOT mean you have a keen mind.
I'm impressed; I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
You have a nasty speech impediment....your foot.
I hear you changed your mind at last! What did you do with the diaper?
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.
When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
I worship the ground that awaits your corpse.
I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
I'd like to give you a going-away present.....First, you do your part.
Ordinarily people live and learn, but you, you just live.
I love funny people :)It’s true, think about it. Who are you friends with? Chances are that it is the people who you have the most in common with — who you have the...
I guess in this post, it won't be about how I want to be loved but I can't because of trust issues, or because I am afraid of being broken hearted. Actually, I've never experienced...
Mines a just given to me after really bad floods 2 years ago while I was pregnant poor thing was do tiny I still had to feed it milk like a baby , and I was getting ready to have a...
I went there last year, I have never been in such a great place ! People were so lovely, funny and eveything, the atmosphere just perfect, Edinburgh was awesome and I just had the...
Pops farm was the place to go, load the truck up, hit the dirt roads, jump the barbed wire spread the word, light the bin fire then call the girls, jack and Jim were a few good men...
Funny memories are the best memories. I love reminiscing about something funny that happened. Especially with old friends or family. Some funny memories have a lot of mileage! It...
Funny Story On August 22 2012
Today was a Funny day on August 24 2012 It was a Friday to.
I woke up around 7 Pm afternoon, well I was woken up by the noise my friend was talking...
Cupid at Work
I love creating effects with my photos. My favourite website to do this is at "Funny Photo." (Link below)
Four days ago, I thought it would be fun to create...
Menopause the MusicalFor any woman who is approaching, there, or past this stage, this musical is a hilarious take on what we as women must face. Funny, funny, funny!! : )
i don't try to be funny, I'll just say something that's on my mind and the people around me start to laugh like crazy people, and I'm just like, " what did i do" and they say...