There's this guy. We have been friends for almost a year and he really makes me happy. Whenever our eyes meet he would make funny faces even if he's on the other side of the street...
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend.
They spend a blissful afternoon together. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the...
This is my cup. My cup is very accurate. I love my cup. :]
"Life's a ***** then you die bleeding like a stuck pig " - chucky movie
I downloaded the "Raining Tacos" song, and I just laugh every time it comes up. I'll be listening to my music and then bam! The song starts playing and yeah :P
Humour is very important to me. I think laughter can be the best medicine in many situations, so having someone who can make you laugh and ease the tension of a bad day is vital...
WE JUST FED HER THIS MORNING
AND A BLUE BUM STROLLS IN
PIECE OF CAKE
'An Ode to Fifty Shades of Grey'
The missus bought a Paperback
down Shepton, Saturday,
I had a look in her bag;
...T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
Well I just left her to it...
People have told me I look like a dog do i
Titanfall. I'm playing in a party with my best friend and we're fighting on attrition. He and I are doing fine, pretty much top of our team. About half way through the fight, I...
I saw this on a sign in a store today:
A nervous man is a man who has a mortgage payment, car payment, alimony payment, wife, and girlfriend that are all a month late.
"Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."
"Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place."
"God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
Nobody dies a virgin cause in the end life screws us all.
“I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.”
There's this guy that I've had a crush on for a looooooooong time and hes hilarious but he's really shy . I want to get to know him more but he's like a little turtle it takes time...
Ice Bank Mice Elf
Murr and Sal are my favourite outta the four. Murr handles most of the situations with some confidence but every once in a while whuses out, he's also quiet energetic and funny...
I actually like this song..from Drake's early mixtape before he blew up. He collaborated with Little Brother and made a funny song about someone's girlfriend jocking them
Yeah, and I'm always in the mood for being funny, because is funny to be funny.. Well, you know what I mean :/
people think im nice and funny, but the thing is I'm not funny I would be insulting the person in front of me but in a funny way
It depends on the humor though and if I can understand it. I don't like crude humor. I like innocent, truly funny, not at someone else's emotional expense humor.
I tend to also...
at first i found him very attractive. infact i was the one who hit on him. but after we began our relationship he started doing little things that turned me off BIG TIME. like...
I went out with my new bf tonight and he is smoking hot. Even my mom says so. Thats why I have to pinch myself. My coat smells like fries and shrimp.We went out to eat and He did a...
I am a nobody to anyone not even myself
At the current Time I'm listening to pink Floyd indulging in a crown an coke funny thing is I don't drink don't know why I'm doing now I...
Currently I am watching "Welcome to the NHK". It is a bit different from the usual anime that I watched or manga that I read because I usually watched funny, action and about...
Hi!! I am a teen with a secret love for my best friends brother, whom is two years older than me. When i go into high school next year he will be a junior. He has beautiful light...
Music can turn on me.
But noises are funny.
Woz de woz de bop ditty bop.
David lee roth was funny.
Those noises make me laugh.
I grew up in the Upper Penn. of Mich. my whole life. It's a beautiful area full of lakes and forests. There is a bounty of animal life every where you turn. During the last part...
I was laughing at this funny post and was like:
"aaah sometimes I just love people"
then suddenly my face went poker and I got all serious
Check out my tumblr: www.vendetta-is-bae.tumblr.com I post reblog pics of nature, animals, funny stuff, fashion, maybe anime and goth stuff, mostly nature, animal, funny **** and...
I do this a lot where I just remember something funny and start laughing uncontrollably. Sometimes I do this around my friends and they be like "Is this girl drunk" but I'm...
i think im pretty funny tbh
I can be a real *****, but I know I'm funny when my friends laugh like hell when we're together.
I can be funny and I can be a riot if the mood takes me....... I know I have.... been told but hey!.......If there is already a person making people giggle it's rude to interrupt...
I'm just so funny, and no one appreciates it. I have an odd sense of humor
Actually I'm always funny. Even when I'm mad. I tend to yell at things that aren't alive. I also call things different names, like my cup of tea, turns into a "damn cup of liquid...