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I Love Funny Ecards

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    Lmao So True

    Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place." Lmao
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Drinking Wine

    I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Some People..

    Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Hehe

    They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    The Impression

    Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Phht Vulgar

    I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Exactly!!

    Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Ahaha

    Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them. Lmao I love eCards.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Wow Uterus....

    Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Please Forgive Me

    I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Deanze Deanze 41-45, M Sep 13, 2012

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    Learn How To Take A Joke

    You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****. Lol
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Ftw Ahaha

    I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm 41-45, F 5 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    I'm Going To Hell

    I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 25, 2013

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    :p

    Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 7, 2012

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    Stupid

    I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

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    I Said Try

    I couldnt pass up on this. No! Its not an ecard bad it could be.
    Deanze Deanze 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 7, 2012

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    Omg Lmao

    I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Congratz

    Congratz on the new baby girl! :D She already looks like her ***** mother!
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Am also bit of funny type character an I love funny guys azwell laughing z god if someone enjy ma conversation an laugh on it Thad's great feeling fo me Bcoz world is full of...
    usman1engnieer usman1engnieer 22-25, M Apr 7

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    I love funny people who don't take things too seriously and can say a joke or laugh on a mines.
    CmonLetMeRide CmonLetMeRide 13-15, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I love people who are just naturally funny and have a good sense if humour, laughing is the cure for any unhappiness :)
    Elysiaaaxo Elysiaaaxo 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    I Love humor in a guy. I am the type of person that doesn't really care about looks. If a guy is funny then that's all I need to love him xD
    Raven628 Raven628 16-17, F Apr 1

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    Cute guys make you crazy. Cool guys make you daydream. Funny guys make you fall in love without noticing
    jjcairo jjcairo 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 8

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    Guy who is the king of lazy: "My dad left me in charge." Girl who is known to be in your face, bold, funny and sarcastic: "You're in charge??? I have more hair on my legs than you...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Mar 26

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    I saw a T-shirt that made a pretty funny ADD joke: I have ADD which means it's hard to focus And focus rhymes with hocus pocus And I like magic. Abracadabra!
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 26

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    funny school exam answers
    dreammss dreammss 26-30, F Apr 15

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    laughing is what i really need when im in the blue.. having a funny n smart guy as a company is a treasure! 😘😘
    Tella84 Tella84 26-30, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    This is bigger than I thought. You Think I'm Funny? Pool scene You wanna check tapes? 2:05 min I cannot understand you! Six times was the charm  
    Toby89 Toby89 36-40 2 days ago

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    I love people who make your day by just saying a stupid joke !! 😂😂👏👏
    Valentina123 Valentina123 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 25

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    I just immediately fall in love with a guy that can always make me laugh
    ILYBlackVeilBrides ILYBlackVeilBrides 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    I love guys with good sense of humor. Little laughs make my day.
    jjcairo jjcairo 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    I just love him. Every thing about him. But he's with some one else... And I'm 100 miles away ...
    ithzelhernandez ithzelhernandez 16-17, F Apr 8

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    Love being with my guy friend Tommy funniest guy I know
    RaspberryTommyCat RaspberryTommyCat 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her $perm, she'll give you a baby, if you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll...
    primnproper primnproper 46-50, F 3 Responses Mar 28

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    dreammss dreammss 26-30, F Mar 31

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    God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them on the face.
    dreammss dreammss 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich: "Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox." John Wilkes:"That depends, my lord, on whether I embrace your lordship...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F Apr 1

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    TV talk show host Joe Pyne was a decorated WWII hero who lost his leg in battle. He had a wooden leg. Musician Frank Zappa was a guest on his show when Frank was wearing long hair...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 4 Responses Apr 1

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    The 30th President of the United States, Calvin Coolidge, was not nicknamed 'Silent Cal' for nothing. He was well known for being a man of few words. Whilst seated at a dinner...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 3 Responses Apr 1

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    Chuck Norris... He knows Victoria's secret. Superman has Chuck Norris PJs. Tetanus gets a Chuck Norris shot. Chuck Norris has inside jokes with strangers. The lottery won Chuck...
    FakeIsTheNewReal FakeIsTheNewReal 31-35, F Apr 1

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    "Where is their M O M?" "Hello! I'm NINE. I can S P E L L." - Judging Amy
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Apr 3

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    When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!
    menelaeus menelaeus 61-65, M Apr 3

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    Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I just let her sleep.
    menelaeus menelaeus 61-65, M Apr 3

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    cheleshere cheleshere 66-70, F Apr 4

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    Sometimes....when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes....when you are in pain.... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes....when you are worried.... no one sees your...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    Comment if you run like mad after switching off the light so no one can kill you in the dark
    silentlyhurtingeveryday silentlyhurtingeveryday 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 5

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    The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog- mark twain
    scarpi scarpi 18-21, M Apr 6

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    I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' --- Anonymous
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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