There's this guy. We have been friends for almost a year and he really makes me happy. Whenever our eyes meet he would make funny faces even if he's on the other side of the street...
I think I'm having a crush on one of my groupmates in a class. He's very funny and I find him cute. But I don't want this crush to grow so I'm stopping now. I feel stupid, having a...
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend.
They spend a blissful afternoon together. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the...
Good lord, every time I'm around him... Ugh. I'm just so damn happy. He makes me laugh so much... I love when he purposely leans over just a little too much to show me something...
I downloaded the "Raining Tacos" song, and I just laugh every time it comes up. I'll be listening to my music and then bam! The song starts playing and yeah :P
Humour is very important to me. I think laughter can be the best medicine in many situations, so having someone who can make you laugh and ease the tension of a bad day is vital...
WE JUST FED HER THIS MORNING
AND A BLUE BUM STROLLS IN
PIECE OF CAKE
'An Ode to Fifty Shades of Grey'
The missus bought a Paperback
down Shepton, Saturday,
I had a look in her bag;
...T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
Well I just left her to it...
People have told me I look like a dog do i
Titanfall. I'm playing in a party with my best friend and we're fighting on attrition. He and I are doing fine, pretty much top of our team. About half way through the fight, I...
I saw this on a sign in a store today:
A nervous man is a man who has a mortgage payment, car payment, alimony payment, wife, and girlfriend that are all a month late.
"Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."
"Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place."
"God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
Nobody dies a virgin cause in the end life screws us all.
“I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.”
There's this guy that I've had a crush on for a looooooooong time and hes hilarious but he's really shy . I want to get to know him more but he's like a little turtle it takes time...
Ice Bank Mice Elf
"If you fall, I will be there." -Floor