Hehe - They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
I Said Try - I couldnt pass up on this. No! Its not an ecard bad it could be.
The Impression - Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
Omg Lmao - I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
Some People.. - Some people just need a high five...
In the face...
With a chair.
Stupid - I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I honestly thought you already knew.
Please Forgive Me - I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
Lmao So True - Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place."
I'm Going To Hell - I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
Ahaha - Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them.
Lmao I love eCards.
How Do You Spell Relief? -
Because The Level Of Conversation Around Here Needs Improvement ... ;) -
And I Also Appreciate Good Grammar... :-) -
Drinking Wine - I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
:p - Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
Phht Vulgar - I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
Wow Uterus.... - Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
Learn How To Take A Joke - You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****.
Ftw Ahaha - I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
Congratz - Congratz on the new baby girl! :D
She already looks like her ***** mother!
Exactly!! - Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
I'm just going to post this. So it was a rainy day, and a max just happen to stop at the same time tailgating happened. What was really interesting, was when I saw this orange...
Normally I'm quoting stupid movies like mean girls and step brothers but lately I've been quoting Kevin Hart and I think I have a problem. Like I'll randomly yell 'she wasn't ready...
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of...
Alvin And The Chipmunks have beautiful music and hilarious music. My favorite hilarious songs are all by them and here are a few: Alvin's Harmonica, Alvin's Orchestra and Japanese...
I love it when guys I know flirt with me and do stupid, but cute things to try and impress me or make me laugh!
Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think its cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick. - unknown
If a guy can make me laugh then he instantly becomes twice as attractive to me. It's all about having a sense of humor
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
There's this guy who wants to be taken serious, he always says that... But I can't take him seriously.. He makes me laugh... Can't help but laugh at the things he says and does.
From an episode of Jessie on Disney:
Ravi: What is AM radio?
Zuri: A radio you can only listen to in the morning. Duh!
Taylor Swift has more break ups than a kit-kat bar does:)
"I found out you can make Baked Alaska right here in Florida." - Rose
"That's nothing. Mars Bars are made right here on Earth." - Dorothy
- Golden Girls
Can you fly bobby???????????????????????????
"Stu is not my boyfriend", Amy adamantly states.
"I'm sorry. Maybe boyfriend is too strong a word", Maxine comments. "What do you call someone with whom you are naked a lot of the...
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three...
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
- David Brenner
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- Will Rogers
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
- Fred Allen
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
- Rita Rudner
Sadly my daydreams of being skinny are interrupted by the sound of me chewing
My mom told me i could be anything i wanted...so i became an *******
Dr. Bailey: do you honestly believe I care?
Dr. Bailey: good maybe your not as stupid as I thought
I love funny people :)It’s true, think about it. Who are you friends with? Chances are that it is the people who you have the most in common with — who you have the...
I guess in this post, it won't be about how I want to be loved but I can't because of trust issues, or because I am afraid of being broken hearted. Actually, I've never experienced...
Mines a just given to me after really bad floods 2 years ago while I was pregnant poor thing was do tiny I still had to feed it milk like a baby , and I was getting ready to have a...
I went there last year, I have never been in such a great place ! People were so lovely, funny and eveything, the atmosphere just perfect, Edinburgh was awesome and I just had the...
" Mad World "
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their...
Bear with me.
I'm hard to deal with.
I have a disease, I'm messy, I embarrass you, and then there's the cold feet about all the big steps I'm going to take in my life that scares...
A Dog Named Sex
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He`s a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to City Hall to...
Funny memories are the best memories. I love reminiscing about something funny that happened. Especially with old friends or family. Some funny memories have a lot of mileage! It...
Funny Story On August 22 2012
Today was a Funny day on August 24 2012 It was a Friday to.
I woke up around 7 Pm afternoon, well I was woken up by the noise my friend was talking...