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    Drinking Wine

    I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Learn How To Take A Joke

    You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****. Lol
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Lmao So True

    Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place." Lmao
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Wow Uterus....

    Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Amginn Amginn 36-40 2 Responses Jul 17

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    Exactly!!

    Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Ftw Ahaha

    I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Stupid

    I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Some People..

    Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    The Impression

    Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Omg Lmao

    I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    I'm Going To Hell

    I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 5 Responses Aug 25, 2013

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    Lol I wish I could do more

    than 1 at a time
    Amginn Amginn 36-40 Jul 17

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    Phht Vulgar

    I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

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    Ahaha

    Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them. Lmao I love eCards.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Aha yeh that's for sure ,

    still find myself saying sorry
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F Jul 17

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    Congratz

    Congratz on the new baby girl! :D She already looks like her ***** mother!
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Please Forgive Me

    I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    :p

    Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 7, 2012

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    Oh hell yes.... Seriously,

    it won't allow me to post this because there isn't enough characters. 👍👍👍👅💏👑
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    Hehe

    They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    I love funny guys (and girls). I think funny people are the best friends to have. I and think it's attractive!
    CaliginousHeart CaliginousHeart 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 3

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    this story short but funny <3 one of my guy friends (not giving names) at his college they were having a date something similar to a prom night thing <3 anyway few days...
    XDHyperGirlXD1 XDHyperGirlXD1 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 9

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    Ahhh, she's beautiful, well, as beautiful as you can believe someone to be, online. I can't really see her entire face actually, its obscured by her headdress and on-top of her...
    shesheresomewhere2014 shesheresomewhere2014 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 11

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    I really love videos about Vines. They are so hysterically funny, that I almost cried laughing. There are some Vine videos that's between 2-3 minutes to almost 2 hours. I started...
    YoungSwag4Life YoungSwag4Life 16-17, M 1 Response Dec 6

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    My love is 23 years older than me. We met a few years ago online via AgeMeet.com. It was totally platonic but I broke off contact due to doing other things in my life, I wasn't...
    candycc12 candycc12 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 8

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    Nothing sexier than a man who knows how to make a lady laugh. Laughter is a remedy that can bond people's relationships. I love laughing, and making others laugh so why not find...
    MsShortiie MsShortiie 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 7

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    "That's right. A guarenteed disaster. Like eating a burrito before sex." - Baldwin on 30 Rock
    Alphadog42 Alphadog42 31-35, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional!
    Darjo74 Darjo74 36-40, M Nov 24

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    I so do. It's nice to be around a gal who can make a guy laugh.
    Profweird Profweird 18-21, M Nov 25

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    http://youtu.be/BEPbXYzE5_Y Baby Groot :P
    ContagiousBrunette ContagiousBrunette 13-15, F Nov 28

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    Student: "is it ever ok to get in trouble for something u didn't do?" Teacher: "no, its not okay" Student: "okay, I didn't do my homework"
    ThatOneBlackGurl ThatOneBlackGurl 18-21, F Nov 29

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    Because Corgi's have to be the funniest dogs alive. Just listen to Topper. He wants to say hello ;)I found the picture online, but I edited it in Photoshop and added the mustache...
    theamazingzady theamazingzady 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 4

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    I haven't laughed in months maybe even a year. And I mean actually not fake it. He takes time out of his busy schedule to talk to me. Even while he works out he has the cutest...
    TexasGypsyMommy TexasGypsyMommy 22-25, F Dec 5

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    Going for a rip er ya bud?
    sydneymichelle sydneymichelle 18-21, F Dec 9

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    All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Spike Milligan
    holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 10

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    I'd like to live a poor man with lots of money. Pablo Picasso
    holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M Dec 10

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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl - dr. Seuss
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I ran three miles today. Finally I said "lady, take your purse"
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M 4 days ago

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    You have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    Every guy thinks that every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, bullshit! Every girls dream is to eat without getting fat.
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    There's almost an instant attraction. A good sensr of humor, for me, can outweigh looks. He doesnt have to physically be my type, if he really makes me laugh i'll be attracted. I...
    LovelyLadyJ LovelyLadyJ 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    While you're my world, my life.... You're out living your life, seeing the world. I am just a piece of your life... A stop on your world tour. Hardly seems fair. Loves funny like...
    dsuzy dsuzy 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 9

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