I found a twitter of Darth Vader just pointing at random stuff, its stupid but funny, its on twitter at @PointingVader
I do this most of the time haha...
I never thought that love would find me again. but it was until I was about to give up that I found the love of my life. I love her so much it's amazing. I met her here on Ep and...
If you're funny, I'll be 50% more attracted to you, someone who can make me laugh is honestly all I want.
I feel like I'll just need to date a comedian.
i need to meet new people
wanna be my friend ? mayne we can catch uo? im new here
Q: what kind of bagel can fly?
A: A plain bagel.
this one made even me laugh:
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup...
I honestly love to be funny because I think I'm just naturally funny and I love the look on peoples face on when they laughed everyone always tells me I'm such a funny guy but...
I just want to say........................................
1. His smile
2. His gorgeous blue eyes
3. His amazing personality
4. His talent
5. His interests
6. His adorable British accent
7. How he flirts with me
8. He's respectful
There is nothing more refreshing, invigorating and attractive than a man that can make me laugh. Something really special about these kinds of people, they have the ability to...
I am viewing a page that shares hilarious pictures of pranks others did. I am not sharing the page link because it is flooded with ads.In this one, the door stopper on the wall has...
I just read Lolita for the first time last week. I was 14 when the remake of the movie came out and was fascinated by it. Tho to this day I've never seen the one from 97'.
if you can make me genuinely laugh, i almost instantly fall in love.
"I wise man once said nothing"
a woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: she changes it more often
Lol, this happens almost everyday.
All I can say is "okay, why care? My voice is worse than that problem! Move on!!!!!"