I've been in such serious relationships, and trust me they aren't that fun. I started working at Von's (Safeway grocery store) and became friends with this cool guy John Fajardo...
In my opinion, being funny is a must. you have to make me laugh cause I love laughing . I just fall quickly for funny guys. if you can make my stomach hurt laughing , I love you.
Yesss women who are silly, kinda weird, and funny is sooo cute to me, that is one of my turn ons about a woman. but of course she must know when to be serious at serious moments...
I love love love guys that have a great sense of humor and can make me laugh
I love Switzerland and the flag's a big plus!
Someone once asked, when you have a handful of divorces, sadness, bad thoughts and hatred. And another hand full of joy, friendship, love and kindness. What do you really have...
I found this image so hilarious! But so true! So many of us are like that when we are on our laptops/computers... Personally I hate having people over my shoulder being Nosey lol...
The moment when that little voice in your head says "Yep... Your going to hell"
**Caution Strong Language**
A book fell on my head last night.
I've only got my shelf to blame.
Anyone want to swap puns? They're the highest form if humour!
If you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid.
"The truth will set you free...but first it will **** you off"
This is just so true😂😂
"There's a light at the end of every tunnel..just pray it's not a train"
" Sometimes I pretend to be Normal, but then it gets boring... so I go back to being me" 😎
"Zayummmm! You got a bae? Or nah?"😂❤️
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Damn right biatches!
"There are Three Kinds of Lies..
2. Damnable Lies.
"There is One Distinct Criminal Class in America....It's Called Congress".
"Always do the Right Thing...
10 FACTS ABOUT YOU
1. Your reading this right now
2. Your realizing that is a stupid fact
4. You didn't realize I skipped three
5. Your checking now
6. Your smiling
7. Your still...
Anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree.
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down.
That's how you wash a cup... =)
My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself.
Hahaha..... That's so wrong!!
I have profound respect for chastity - in others.