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    The Impression

    Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Wow Uterus....

    Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    I'm Going To Hell

    I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 25, 2013

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    Congratz

    Congratz on the new baby girl! :D She already looks like her ***** mother!
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

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    Oh hell yes.... Seriously,

    it won't allow me to post this because there isn't enough characters. 👍👍👍👅💏👑
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 18, 2014

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    Learn How To Take A Joke

    You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****. Lol
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Drinking Wine

    I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Amginn Amginn 36-40 2 Responses Jul 17, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Stupid

    I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Ahaha

    Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them. Lmao I love eCards.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Phht Vulgar

    I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Omg Lmao

    I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Aha yeh that's for sure ,

    still find myself saying sorry
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F Jul 17, 2014

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    :p

    Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 7, 2012

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    Ftw Ahaha

    I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Please Forgive Me

    I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Hehe

    They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    Lmao So True

    Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place." Lmao
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Exactly!!

    Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Some People..

    Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Lol I wish I could do more

    than 1 at a time
    Amginn Amginn 36-40 Jul 17, 2014

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    So I wanna watch some films from the 90's or 80's something funny cause I'm really stressed about college. Any reccomendations?
    PhillipBibat PhillipBibat 16-17, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Just heard a good one for an air freshener of some sort. Woman says "I want my son's room to smell like he's at boarding school". Hehe! This might only be funny to mothers of...
    SavannahAnsley SavannahAnsley 41-45, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I felt a bug on my shoulder and there actually was one...I think it's really time to clean my room.
    sharestry sharestry 18-21, F 16 hrs ago

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    ---Just Breathe    Life can be funny at times. Throw us for a loop. Take us and spin us around, jumble us up to the almost point of insanity, yet somehow, always put...
    Elandra77 Elandra77 56-60 17 hrs ago

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    I have been married for four years, we have been together for 6. We initially met when I was separated from my ex-husband, which was a very abusive unhealthy marriage. When my...
    Notintomyelf Notintomyelf 26-30, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Love coffee?Love funny videos on YouTube?If so, check this out!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGQmmDEDYiIThe first verse details your coffee obsession:I'm tryin' to cut...
    dan13732 dan13732 51-55, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
    tessaccaa tessaccaa 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    I love funny guys ...... ...,,.!!!!!!!
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    I am sometimes but on a fundamental level I'm not funny and I wish people wouldn't laugh at some of my jokes.I'm not funny.I'm a ****.Learn the difference.
    KurMujun KurMujun 18-21 5 days ago

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    can you make me happy girls
    roseonesex roseonesex 13-15, F a week ago

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    With latest swiss technology everyone can get fixed teeth in 3 days without cut; no bone grafting ; no waiting This technique is specially for senior citizens ; diabetic patients...
    rohanvirani rohanvirani 31-35, M a week ago

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    Straight ahead a freeway. Behind me Overpriced housing gated. In my ear. Coyote party. On my skin Bugs biting. Where is funny. Coyotes near a freeway. Funny...
    Converted Converted 46-50, M a week ago

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    So I'm talking to my 12 year old brother (Max) who lives in Washington and I live in Ohio (Max)Oh cool mom says she saw a bug or spider (Me)Did she kill it. Oh wait max get a...
    DavidHamilton1 DavidHamilton1 16-17, M 1 Response a week ago

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    if you make me laugh ive pretty much accepted you
    kyanitestone186 kyanitestone186 18-21, F Jul 21

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    Absolutely, including the ones that has their meanings.
    Glumie57 Glumie57 16-17, F Jul 20

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    http://youtu.be/V7mf55p1wA8 I ******* love this video its so stupid but soo funny omg hahah !!
    Rachel282 Rachel282 18-21, F Jul 20

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    This guy once told me, " You just need some hard **** and a shoulder to cry on, than you won't be so stuck up." Lololol never been more dead in my life
    FindingKiaraJ FindingKiaraJ 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    When I say "kids," I usually mean little kids. But teens are kids too. Though, I don't find teens to be very funny most of the time. I think they tend to be pretty serious folks...
    TheBadgeringWitness TheBadgeringWitness 31-35 1 Response Jul 18

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