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I Love Funny Ecards

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    Please Forgive Me

    I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Ahaha

    Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them. Lmao I love eCards.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Learn How To Take A Joke

    You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****. Lol
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Amginn Amginn 36-40 2 Responses Jul 17

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    Drinking Wine

    I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Oh hell yes.... Seriously,

    it won't allow me to post this because there isn't enough characters. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘…πŸ’πŸ‘‘
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    I'm Going To Hell

    I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 5 Responses Aug 25, 2013

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    Ftw Ahaha

    I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Lmao So True

    Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place." Lmao
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Exactly!!

    Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Omg Lmao

    I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Wow Uterus....

    Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Some People..

    Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Phht Vulgar

    I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Lol I wish I could do more

    than 1 at a time
    Amginn Amginn 36-40 Jul 17

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

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    Stupid

    I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    :p

    Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 7, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    The Impression

    Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Congratz

    Congratz on the new baby girl! :D She already looks like her ***** mother!
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Hehe

    They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Aha yeh that's for sure ,

    still find myself saying sorry
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F Jul 17

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    But I hate guys who try to hard to be funny because I can tell
    ohlayla ohlayla 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 3

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    The guys I work with are very crazy and funny. They are a gang of fools for laughing! It is difficult work sometimes, but they make lots of humour to sweeten the doing of it.
    Lecuyer90 Lecuyer90 22-25, F Aug 6

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    Who wouldn't want to be around with a funny & sweet guy? Hmmm 😊
    msgrateful msgrateful 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    If you're funny with a good heart and a good job you're golden.
    LIZard0121 LIZard0121 16-17, F Aug 18

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    I'm watching 'Married at First Sight' I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my salsa dipped tortilla chip. The bride in the first wedding is too funny. Just love her! :)https://www...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F Aug 19

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    Weird Al Yankovic is a genius when it comes to funny stuff. At it for 25 years, he's still going strong and now my kids love watching him and are constantly singing his tunes. I'm...
    Pinky65 Pinky65 46-50, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    when crush says something funny me: hahahahahahahahahahahavesexwithmehahahahahahahahahhahaha #imjustkidding #sorrynotsorry #dontjudge #imreallyanicepersonirl
    buymeconcerttickets buymeconcerttickets 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Damn I love this guy so much!!! He's the best there is πŸ’“
    fitbodylover fitbodylover 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Now that's a guy I'd love to be with. Someone who could make me laugh, but also know how to be serious when necessary.
    left4deadspace left4deadspace 16-17, M 17 hrs ago

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    XD LMAO MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THIS
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 2

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    .I miss being a kid.  My only responsibilities were running around and laughing a lot..... someone else was in charge of my hair! 
    SolitaireDiamond SolitaireDiamond 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 4

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    I didn't know Craiglist had a jewelry section ...
    AldousHuxtable AldousHuxtable 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 4

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    Inbetweeners 2 cant wait
    dynamo38 dynamo38 41-45, M Aug 5

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    What does Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? "They both want to be real boys"
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F Aug 9

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    Wow I am truly done LMAO !!!!!!!
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F Aug 11

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    The Star Wars That I Used To Know  
    ludix ludix 41-45, M Aug 11

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    Hello friends idk what to say but yeah. Message me if you want or idk
    NicoleDelaCruuz NicoleDelaCruuz 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 11

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    In my opinion I think a sense of humor is one of the most important things a guy can Utilize if he's trying to attract a woman. When I'm on dates I try to make a joke so I can...
    lunalight21 lunalight21 18-21, F Aug 11

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    My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
    pjoel123 pjoel123 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 12

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    Dear math, SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS. MATH=mental abuse to humans If I'm gonna hit someone, might as well hit em hard. What's the point of life without an annoying person to...
    Firtreegirl Firtreegirl 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 14

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    I dig, you dig, We dig, he dig, they dig…. It is not a a beautiful poem but it’s very deep.
    lloyds123 lloyds123 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 14

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    Found my ideal man in the snow .... * giggles*- he's cool-last just long enough-doesn't see my faults-Listens to what ever I say-Doesn't ever want me to meet his parents-I f I don...
    mintybear2 mintybear2 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 14

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    "The best defense is a good offense. Or is it the other way around?" - Wolverine.
    JohnBobMac JohnBobMac 16-17, T Aug 14

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    You have delighted us long enough. -Jane Austen
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Aug 15

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    Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. Anonymous
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Aug 16

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    This song rude by magic is actually amazing XD it's always stuck in my head
    bigbrownbastard bigbrownbastard 18-21, M Aug 17

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