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    Drinking Wine

    I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Learn How To Take A Joke

    You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****. Lol
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    :p

    Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 7, 2012

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    The Impression

    Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Oh hell yes.... Seriously,

    it won't allow me to post this because there isn't enough characters. 👍👍👍👅💏👑
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 18, 2014

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    Lmao So True

    Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place." Lmao
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Congratz

    Congratz on the new baby girl! :D She already looks like her ***** mother!
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Exactly!!

    Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Lol I wish I could do more

    than 1 at a time
    Amginn Amginn 36-40 Jul 17, 2014

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    Ahaha

    Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them. Lmao I love eCards.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Aha yeh that's for sure ,

    still find myself saying sorry
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F Jul 17, 2014

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    I'm Going To Hell

    I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 25, 2013

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

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    Please Forgive Me

    I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Some People..

    Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Hehe

    They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Omg Lmao

    I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Wow Uterus....

    Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Phht Vulgar

    I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Ftw Ahaha

    I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Stupid

    I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Amginn Amginn 36-40 2 Responses Jul 17, 2014

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    i prefer say i love ''funny and cute'' pictures. funny and cute is best conbination.
    juryandrews juryandrews 31-35, F Jan 7

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    I'm just falling over my guy friend , who is so great, lovely and FUNNY and i just laugh all the time with him.
    brojob brojob 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    ........funny and cute....
    juryandrews juryandrews 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 9

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    I am thinking of you my friend and wishing that you had not felt the need to block me. I always considered you a friend, and I am sorry you feel the way that you do. I just wanted...
    OneClassyLady OneClassyLady 70+, F 3 days ago

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    Funny guys make great friends and boyfriends! It's a requirement for me. Hehe!
    Leofflaed Leofflaed 18-21, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Younger women dating older men mainly because younger women are attracted older men. older men mature, confident, stable .Mature guys always know how to treat their women.These...
    cathouscc11 cathouscc11 26-30, F Jan 5

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    Younger women dating older men mainly because younger women are attracted older men. older men mature, confident, stable .Mature guys always know how to treat their women.These...
    cathouscc11 cathouscc11 26-30, F Jan 5

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    okay even though im married i do still have guy friends. and i love to laugh and joke and have fun its the only way to live.
    AiymaSnikies AiymaSnikies 22-25, F Dec 27, 2014

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    I want this cat! He's mine!! :) One of the most adorable cat photos I've seen. He's too cute. Omg!!! Too adorable. I love him to pieces :)
    AquariusLife AquariusLife 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 11

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    HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SEXY *******!!!!!
    MNI1982 MNI1982 31-35, F 3 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Laughing at this. Just saw it. Must learn it! http://youtu.be/MKsmGKS1_Ds :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 2

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    The other day I was sent this song to make me smile...from a guy who has a great sense of humor :) Take a few minutes and listen...lol
    Macy24 Macy24 22-25, F Jan 5

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    Anyone think they can make me laugh? Need a good laugh right about now
    wonderwall12 wonderwall12 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 5

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    GIRL, IF YOU WERE A VEGETABLE YOU'D BE A CUCUMBER, BECAUSE ITS CUTE AND I WANNA SHOVE IT UP MY ***. Hahahahaha.
    Euphoricbunnymaster Euphoricbunnymaster 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 8

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    Happiness to me always involves some p*nis.
    Mendmyheart Mendmyheart 46-50, F 8 Responses Jan 13

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    :( it's really hard not talking to you!
    XXimdeadinsideXX XXimdeadinsideXX 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -George Carlin 😋
    Loverofpeace Loverofpeace 36-40, F 10 Responses Jan 15

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    at work ... got my headphones in... nothings playing... guy next to me has headphones in... hes singing :'):') badly... adele songs.. he thinks i cant hear ... but oh... i can...
    MSFUGLY MSFUGLY 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 16

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    so what happened is......mr.Obama was going to come to India to celebrate Independence day with us, as soon as we came to know about this, we got so excited that we called the...
    teenboyAddy teenboyAddy 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    Being cremated will be my last chance for a smokin hot body......... lol
    SweetEmotions SweetEmotions 36-40, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying.
    InaamHaq InaamHaq 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Lord knows I've created a few myself:( Like.....falling OUT of the bath! I slipped on an icy road and landed spread eagled on it.....then slid, downhill. 20 feet! Stood on the...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 3 days ago

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    " There is only 2 things in the world that are infinite. Human stupidity and the amount of Zubats in dark cave. "
    michellesydney michellesydney 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    My Dad and his wife went to visit my sister and husband last summer in the upper northwest. The route they took to get there brought them across Montana, Idaho and into Washington...
    HardDragger HardDragger 46-50, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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