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I Love Funny Ecards

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    Please Forgive Me

    I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Lol I wish I could do more

    than 1 at a time
    Amginn Amginn 36-40 Jul 17

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    Aha yeh that's for sure ,

    still find myself saying sorry
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F Jul 17

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    Wow Uterus....

    Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Congratz

    Congratz on the new baby girl! :D She already looks like her ***** mother!
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Ftw Ahaha

    I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Drinking Wine

    I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Learn How To Take A Joke

    You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****. Lol
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

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    :p

    Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 7, 2012

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    Some People..

    Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Exactly!!

    Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Omg Lmao

    I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Phht Vulgar

    I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    The Impression

    Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Ahaha

    Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them. Lmao I love eCards.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Oh hell yes.... Seriously,

    it won't allow me to post this because there isn't enough characters. 👍👍👍👅💏👑
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    Lmao So True

    Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place." Lmao
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    I'm Going To Hell

    I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 5 Responses Aug 25, 2013

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    Hehe

    They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm 41-45, F 5 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Amginn Amginn 36-40 2 Responses Jul 17

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    Stupid

    I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    I've been in such serious relationships, and trust me they aren't that fun. I started working at Von's (Safeway grocery store) and became friends with this cool guy John Fajardo...
    missdaisyray missdaisyray 18-21, F Jul 10

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    In my opinion, being funny is a must. you have to make me laugh cause I love laughing . I just fall quickly for funny guys. if you can make my stomach hurt laughing , I love you.
    xriiccii xriiccii 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    Yesss women who are silly, kinda weird, and funny is sooo cute to me, that is one of my turn ons about a woman. but of course she must know when to be serious at serious moments...
    Jamila94 Jamila94 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    I love love love guys that have a great sense of humor and can make me laugh
    lifeoutsidethebox1 lifeoutsidethebox1 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    I love Switzerland and the flag's a big plus!
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Jul 4

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    Someone once asked, when you have a handful of divorces, sadness, bad thoughts and hatred. And another hand full of joy, friendship, love and kindness. What do you really have...
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M Jul 13

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    I found this image so hilarious! But so true! So many of us are like that when we are on our laptops/computers... Personally I hate having people over my shoulder being Nosey lol...
    SimplyBeingMe94 SimplyBeingMe94 18-21, F Jul 2

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    The moment when that little voice in your head says "Yep... Your going to hell"
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 2

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    **Caution Strong Language** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8
    AlwaysPersevere71 AlwaysPersevere71 41-45, M Jul 3

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    A book fell on my head last night. I've only got my shelf to blame.
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Jul 4

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    Anyone want to swap puns? They're the highest form if humour!
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Jul 4

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    If you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid. -Eddie Izzard
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Jul 4

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    "The truth will set you free...but first it will **** you off" This is just so true😂😂
    stacy0508 stacy0508 18-21, F Jul 6

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    "There's a light at the end of every tunnel..just pray it's not a train"
    BossiRossi BossiRossi 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 8

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    " Sometimes I pretend to be Normal, but then it gets boring... so I go back to being me" 😎
    stacy0508 stacy0508 18-21, F Jul 8

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    "Zayummmm! You got a bae? Or nah?"😂❤️ -Nash G.
    XxbixtchybellaxX XxbixtchybellaxX 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. Damn right biatches!
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    "There are Three Kinds of Lies.. 1. Lies. 2. Damnable Lies. 3. Statistics". "There is One Distinct Criminal Class in America....It's Called Congress". "Always do the Right Thing...
    Davido57 Davido57 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 13

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    10 FACTS ABOUT YOU 1. Your reading this right now 2. Your realizing that is a stupid fact 4. You didn't realize I skipped three 5. Your checking now 6. Your smiling 7. Your still...
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    Anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree.
    exitstageleft exitstageleft 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 14

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    Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. That's how you wash a cup... =)
    alx99 alx99 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself.
    exitstageleft exitstageleft 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 14

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    LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
    Cozy01 Cozy01 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    Wowzwers....................
    Cozy01 Cozy01 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    Hahaha..... That's so wrong!!
    Cozy01 Cozy01 18-21, F Jul 16

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    I have profound respect for chastity - in others.
    holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M Jul 17

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