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I Love Funny Ecards

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    DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Learn How To Take A Joke

    You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****. Lol
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

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    Congratz

    Congratz on the new baby girl! :D She already looks like her ***** mother!
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Ahaha

    Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them. Lmao I love eCards.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Amginn Amginn 36-40 2 Responses Jul 17, 2014

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    I'm Going To Hell

    I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 25, 2013

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    Oh hell yes.... Seriously,

    it won't allow me to post this because there isn't enough characters. 👍👍👍👅💏👑
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 18, 2014

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    Please Forgive Me

    I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Omg Lmao

    I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Drinking Wine

    I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    The Impression

    Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Lol I wish I could do more

    than 1 at a time
    Amginn Amginn 36-40 Jul 17, 2014

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    Some People..

    Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Ftw Ahaha

    I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Exactly!!

    Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Aha yeh that's for sure ,

    still find myself saying sorry
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F Jul 17, 2014

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    Lmao So True

    Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place." Lmao
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Stupid

    I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Wow Uterus....

    Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Hehe

    They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    Phht Vulgar

    I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    :p

    Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 7, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    I love people who can make me laugh when I don't even want to smile. Funny people are the best. You'll never get bored talking to them. No dull moments.
    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    My boyfriend of going on three years is one of those guys. It's true that as time goes on some things in relationships get stale. We have to put effort into our sex life and muster...
    atiekay atiekay 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    Omg!! KrimsonRogue is so funny!! And this entire review is absolutely true!! http://youtu.be/jSGC9OaTpQs
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F Feb 17

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    Here you go! You can't see this pic on the app. Use web browser.
    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 3 Responses Feb 11

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    Person who leaves the funniest response on this post will get something special 😘
    michellesydney michellesydney 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 13

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    Try to pronounce this at the restaurant and see if it makes sense. LOL You need a browser to read this.
    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M Feb 13

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    Badgers!  Badgers!  We don't need no stinking badgers!!!   ;)
    Calif42 Calif42 46-50, M Feb 13

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    And I'm that idiot TOO pulling a door that says "PUSH"
    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F Feb 17

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      FORGET DRAINS YOUR NEXT ROUND OF CHEESE GET THEM OUT OF THE COMPUTER WORLD
    longdistancecheese123 longdistancecheese123 51-55, F Feb 19

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    As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction ~ An Irish saying~
    orchidangel orchidangel 41-45, F 4 Responses Feb 20

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    Here is one a dear friend sent to me by way of shared link and I am sharing it here. It's hilarious. A Wal-Mart employee named Shane keeps getting outed on the announcement board...
    nsquaredmeanshartspaired nsquaredmeanshartspaired 36-40, F Feb 22

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    Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
    StarletScarlett StarletScarlett 16-17, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    my eldest daughter at 8 months old... myself carrying her and talking to a carpet sales man when all of a sudden she burps loudly right in the guy's face...he closes his left eye...
    tiffaz1984 tiffaz1984 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    My dog hates me sometimes LOL
    Louisexoxo Louisexoxo 18-21, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the...
    orchidangel orchidangel 41-45, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I got so excited spring is coming, that I wet my plants!
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 4 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    This happened to a friend's son. He's in high school and plays lacrosse. His name is Jordan. So during a game, Jordan took a shot right between the legs. Of course, this was the...
    gjessica gjessica 18-21, F 6 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I remember as a child when I repeatedly misbehaved my mom would go and retrieve the belt for a spanking. On occasion, if I had received a spanking recently she would say, "you...
    RUEXPERIENCED RUEXPERIENCED 31-35, F 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Since my ex broke up with me, i started to hang out with my teacher in school because he knows about my ex and at first I just wanted to ask about relationship and stuff. Then we...
    Karinyu0422 Karinyu0422 18-21, F 2 Responses 19 hrs ago

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