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    Stupid

    I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Wow Uterus....

    Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Lol I wish I could do more

    than 1 at a time
    Amginn Amginn 36-40 Jul 17, 2014

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    :p

    Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 7, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Drinking Wine

    I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Aha yeh that's for sure ,

    still find myself saying sorry
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F Jul 17, 2014

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    Omg Lmao

    I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Oh hell yes.... Seriously,

    it won't allow me to post this because there isn't enough characters. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘…πŸ’πŸ‘‘
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 18, 2014

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    Ahaha

    Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them. Lmao I love eCards.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Phht Vulgar

    I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    I'm Going To Hell

    I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 25, 2013

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    The Impression

    Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Ftw Ahaha

    I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Hehe

    They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    Exactly!!

    Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Learn How To Take A Joke

    You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****. Lol
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Please Forgive Me

    I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Lmao So True

    Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place." Lmao
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Congratz

    Congratz on the new baby girl! :D She already looks like her ***** mother!
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

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    Some People..

    Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Amginn Amginn 36-40 2 Responses Jul 17, 2014

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    Claudia905 Claudia905 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I think I'm having a crush on one of my groupmates in a class. He's very funny and I find him cute. But I don't want this crush to grow so I'm stopping now. I feel stupid, having a...
    higalove higalove 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend. They spend a blissful afternoon together. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the...
    CalledByTheVoid CalledByTheVoid 46-50, M 7 Responses Apr 8

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    Good lord, every time I'm around him... Ugh. I'm just so damn happy. He makes me laugh so much... I love when he purposely leans over just a little too much to show me something...
    jbnichole jbnichole 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I downloaded the "Raining Tacos" song, and I just laugh every time it comes up. I'll be listening to my music and then bam! The song starts playing and yeah :P
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F Apr 1

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    Humour is very important to me. I think laughter can be the best medicine in many situations, so having someone who can make you laugh and ease the tension of a bad day is vital...
    Superficialsaint Superficialsaint 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 2

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    WE JUST FED HER THIS MORNING AND A BLUE BUM STROLLS IN PIECE OF CAKE THANKS !!!!
    blueisabum123 blueisabum123 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    'An Ode to Fifty Shades of Grey' The missus bought a Paperback down Shepton, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; ...T’was β€œFifty Shades of Grey”. Well I just left her to it...
    Blondiex15 Blondiex15 36-40, F 17 Responses Apr 7

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    People have told me I look like a dog do i
    figureskate26 figureskate26 26-30, F 5 Responses Apr 10

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    Héhé
    rodscot rodscot 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 11

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    Titanfall. I'm playing in a party with my best friend and we're fighting on attrition. He and I are doing fine, pretty much top of our team. About half way through the fight, I...
    OmegaJ OmegaJ 16-17, T Apr 14

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    I saw this on a sign in a store today: A nervous man is a man who has a mortgage payment, car payment, alimony payment, wife, and girlfriend that are all a month late.
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 4 Responses Apr 18

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    "Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."
    Novemberman Novemberman 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    "Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place."
    Novemberman Novemberman 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    "God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties." (Hackers (1995))
    Novemberman Novemberman 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    Nobody dies a virgin cause in the end life screws us all.
    SloaneJ SloaneJ 16-17, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    β€œI’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.”
    MrSquishy MrSquishy 41-45, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    There's this guy that I've had a crush on for a looooooooong time and hes hilarious but he's really shy . I want to get to know him more but he's like a little turtle it takes time...
    yoli5656 yoli5656 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Ice Bank Mice Elf lmao :D Get it?
    TGBman TGBman 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    "If you fall, I will be there." -Floor
    SweetcakesJr SweetcakesJr 13-15, F 4 days ago

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