I always like making people laugh by posting funny quotes.
I'm on a web site that Yahoo News linked me too. I have been laughing so much from what I'm reading. I'm gonna bookmark the site. In the meantime, I'm gonna post some rather...
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared.
Who loves ridiculousness on here? One of the funniest shows these days.
Don't you just love when your crush texts you cute things like: 'Who is this?' and 'How did you get my number?'
i love guys who can make me laugh and smile
Beer might not be the solution, but it is a solution. Ask a chemist.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as...
"I don't want to date someone normal. I want to date you." - Tony
"Thanks?!" - Jessie
- Disney series "Jessie"
"Baked Alaska is baked right here in Florida!" - Rose to Dorothy
"Yes Rose, and Mars Bars are made right here on Earth!" - Dorothy to Rose
- The Golden Girls
when stepbrothers is on tv though
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile....then walk into a pole..
"Something, something, something, dark side . . . Something, something, something, complete . . . !" May the 4th be with you, everyone. =)
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
"This seaweed needs a little salt" - Kwazii
"Ah, let me help. I feel a sneeze coming on!" - marine iguana
"Uh, that's okay" - Kwazii
- Octonauts (marine iguanas eat seaweed and...
My sister was speeding and someone cut in front of her
Sister: Move you stupid *** car
Sister friend: Gosh I feel like I'm in fast and furious
It happened today on crowded underground. If you ever commuted in London in rush hour you can imagine.
Literally like sardines in a tin.
So I was standing and front of me a nice...
The 2 most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. Not necessarily in the order....
I'm not to sure if this qualifies but this pretty much just happened to me:
-Watches Naruto over Netflix, episode where Lee opens the gates and unleashes a serious case of whoop...
If you fall I will be there