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    Learn How To Take A Joke

    You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****. Lol
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Hehe

    They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    Phht Vulgar

    I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

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    Stupid

    I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Please Forgive Me

    I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Congratz

    Congratz on the new baby girl! :D She already looks like her ***** mother!
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    I'm Going To Hell

    I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 25, 2013

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    Ahaha

    Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them. Lmao I love eCards.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Oh hell yes.... Seriously,

    it won't allow me to post this because there isn't enough characters. 👍👍👍👅💏👑
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 18, 2014

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    Lmao So True

    Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place." Lmao
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    :p

    Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 7, 2012

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    Aha yeh that's for sure ,

    still find myself saying sorry
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F Jul 17, 2014

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    Lol I wish I could do more

    than 1 at a time
    Amginn Amginn 36-40 Jul 17, 2014

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    The Impression

    Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Some People..

    Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Exactly!!

    Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Drinking Wine

    I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Amginn Amginn 36-40 2 Responses Jul 17, 2014

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    Ftw Ahaha

    I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Wow Uterus....

    Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Omg Lmao

    I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    WhiskeyGold WhiskeyGold 41-45, M 2 hrs ago

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    I do this most of the time haha...
    miru1 miru1 26-30, F 5 hrs ago

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    If you're funny, I'll be 50% more attracted to you, someone who can make me laugh is honestly all I want. I feel like I'll just need to date a comedian.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 12 hrs ago

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    i need to meet new people wanna be my friend ? mayne we can catch uo? im new here
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    Q: what kind of bagel can fly? A: A plain bagel.
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    this one made even me laugh: Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.” Lemony...
    Tiffany94 Tiffany94 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.” Ellen DeGeneres
    Tiffany94 Tiffany94 26-30, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” Marilyn Monroe
    Tiffany94 Tiffany94 26-30, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup...
    Tiffany94 Tiffany94 26-30, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I honestly love to be funny because I think I'm just naturally funny and I love the look on peoples face on when they laughed everyone always tells me I'm such a funny guy but...
    omarOG66 omarOG66 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    I just want to say........................................
    SnickerDo0dle SnickerDo0dle 22-25, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    1. His smile 2. His gorgeous blue eyes 3. His amazing personality 4. His talent 5. His interests 6. His adorable British accent 7. How he flirts with me 8. He's respectful 9. He...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 23

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    There is nothing more refreshing, invigorating and attractive than a man that can make me laugh. Something really special about these kinds of people, they have the ability to...
    JaneD22 JaneD22 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 23

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    I am viewing a page that shares hilarious pictures of pranks others did. I am not sharing the page link because it is flooded with ads.In this one, the door stopper on the wall has...
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend 36-40, F Jun 22

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    I just read Lolita for the first time last week. I was 14 when the remake of the movie came out and was fascinated by it. Tho to this day I've never seen the one from 97'. I've...
    Benny412 Benny412 31-35, M Jun 22

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    if you can make me genuinely laugh, i almost instantly fall in love.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 22

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    "I wise man once said nothing"
    Unicentrism Unicentrism 26-30, M 1 Response Jun 21

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    a woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: she changes it more often Oliver Henford
    miaici miaici 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 20

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    Lol, this happens almost everyday. All I can say is "okay, why care? My voice is worse than that problem! Move on!!!!!" Lmao xD
    Quaenie Quaenie 22-25, F Jun 19