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    Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 7, 2012

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    Some People..

    Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    I'm Going To Hell

    I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 25, 2013

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    Phht Vulgar

    I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Amginn Amginn 36-40 2 Responses Jul 17, 2014

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    Omg Lmao

    I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Stupid

    I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Hehe

    They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Drinking Wine

    I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Please Forgive Me

    I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Aha yeh that's for sure ,

    still find myself saying sorry
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F Jul 17, 2014

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    Learn How To Take A Joke

    You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****. Lol
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Lmao So True

    Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place." Lmao
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Lol I wish I could do more

    than 1 at a time
    Amginn Amginn 36-40 Jul 17, 2014

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    Exactly!!

    Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Congratz

    Congratz on the new baby girl! :D She already looks like her ***** mother!
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

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    Wow Uterus....

    Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    The Impression

    Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Ahaha

    Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them. Lmao I love eCards.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Ftw Ahaha

    I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Oh hell yes.... Seriously,

    it won't allow me to post this because there isn't enough characters. 👍👍👍👅💏👑
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 18, 2014

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    "I am so sorry for my rude behavior yesterday. I had no idea you were a somebody." explains media reporter to local celebrity. "Here, it is perfectly permissible to be polite to...
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    Dear paranoid people who check behind the shower curtain for murders, if you find one, what's your plan?
    aaron62 aaron62 46-50, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I like to laugh and joke often, so I want to be with someone who has a good sense of humor :)
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic 26-30, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I appreciate, when such men exist and their women get lucky to have them by their sides. But I truly love and adore my Twin Flame, who is tender, sweet, kind, funny and very...
    DragonSheep DragonSheep 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    It's always nice. And people who are funny sure can make your day go from okay to, I haven't had a good laugh in a long time.
    Shxxxooo Shxxxooo 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    In the car the other day, he was there driving, doing his usual daddy stuff. I was sitting next to him in heaven as always. My little side has been in hiding recently. It can...
    OwnedByDaddy OwnedByDaddy 41-45, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    How do you tell someone they have bad breath without hurting their feelings? A. Hey I am bored, let's go brush our teeth.
    AwakenEdge AwakenEdge 41-45, F 19 Responses 6 days ago

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    "Where did you come from?"" asks Jessie, Luke's nanny "My parents say the stork but the seventh graders have an interesting theory" Luke replies "New rule... no talking to...
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    Hahahaha! I like when people joke with me. Some time ago, my hairdresser thought I would look great with a new hair color. Can't explain what kind if color it was. More or less...
    mmorgam mmorgam 41-45, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow...
    SimplyTracie SimplyTracie 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 29

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    I thought it was funny anyway Wife asked husband if her butt is big Husband says well yeah like a barbecue grill Husband wants to get frisky that night Wife says... "and I'm...
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    Of course they are not funny. Just think about people who want to be raped. It is their dream. Laughing offends them.
    natalypetrvicki natalypetrvicki 18-21, F Jan 27

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    You got to admit...you do look rather funny!!!!
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 25

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    Feelingood85 Feelingood85 31-35, M Jan 24

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    Maybe it's been a little too longHolding it in, trying to be strongFunny the things we bottle upCome streaming out when you feel enoughThere is a trust the cautious will lackNow...
    NyxInvictus NyxInvictus 41-45 Jan 24

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    I was a typical 14 years old girl when new "teacher" came to our school. He started teaching us geography. I was so excited, he was so cute and funny. I fell in love with him. I...
    Loveya16 Loveya16 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 24

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    "The fridge is a true example of what truly matters lies on the inside."
    LittleMissCandy LittleMissCandy 16-17, F Jan 24

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