Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
Some people just need a high five...
In the face...
With a chair.
Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them.
Lmao I love eCards.
still find myself saying sorry
I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I honestly thought you already knew.
Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****.
Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place."
Congratz on the new baby girl! :D
She already looks like her ***** mother!
I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^