Stupid - I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I honestly thought you already knew.
I'm Going To Hell - I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
Exactly!! - Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
:p - Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
And I Also Appreciate Good Grammar... :-) -
Congratz - Congratz on the new baby girl! :D
She already looks like her ***** mother!
Ftw Ahaha - I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
Omg Lmao - I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
I Said Try - I couldnt pass up on this. No! Its not an ecard bad it could be.
The Impression - Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
How Do You Spell Relief? -
Lmao So True - Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place."
Drinking Wine - I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
Some People.. - Some people just need a high five...
In the face...
With a chair.
Ahaha - Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them.
Lmao I love eCards.
Hehe - They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
Phht Vulgar - I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
Because The Level Of Conversation Around Here Needs Improvement ... ;) -
Learn How To Take A Joke - You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****.
Please Forgive Me - I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
Wow Uterus.... - Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
I love funny movies and laughing. Watching a funny movie can make me feel better. It makes me in a better mood and I forget about my stress. Some of my favorite funny movies are...
Am also bit of funny type character an I love funny guys azwell laughing z god if someone enjy ma conversation an laugh on it Thad's great feeling fo me Bcoz world is full of...
Im very attracted to funny people, love watching comedians on you tube....
I love watching
- Katt Williams
- Russell Peters
- Kevin Hart
I love people who are just naturally funny and have a good sense if humour, laughing is the cure for any unhappiness :)
I Love humor in a guy. I am the type of person that doesn't really care about looks. If a guy is funny then that's all I need to love him xD
Cute guys make you crazy. Cool guys make you daydream. Funny guys make you fall in love without noticing
Guy who is the king of lazy:
"My dad left me in charge."
Girl who is known to be in your face, bold, funny and sarcastic:
"You're in charge??? I have more hair on my legs than you...
I saw a T-shirt that made a pretty funny ADD joke:
I have ADD which means it's hard to focus
And focus rhymes with hocus pocus
And I like magic. Abracadabra!
funny school exam answers
laughing is what i really need when im in the blue.. having a funny n smart guy as a company is a treasure! 😘😘
I Absolutely love tenacious d they're hilarious and sometimes I just love to sing like an idiot along with them for fun. I saw them in concert in December they were amazing!<3
I love people who make your day by just saying a stupid joke !! 😂😂👏👏
I just immediately fall in love with a guy that can always make me laugh
I love guys with good sense of humor. Little laughs make my day.
I just love him. Every thing about him. But he's with some one else... And I'm 100 miles away ...
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her $perm, she'll give you a baby, if you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll...
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them on the face.
John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich: "Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox."
John Wilkes:"That depends, my lord, on whether I embrace your lordship...
TV talk show host Joe Pyne was a decorated WWII hero who lost his leg in battle. He had a wooden leg. Musician Frank Zappa was a guest on his show when Frank was wearing long hair...
The 30th President of the United States, Calvin Coolidge, was not nicknamed 'Silent Cal' for nothing. He was well known for being a man of few words. Whilst seated at a dinner...
Chuck Norris... He knows Victoria's secret.
Superman has Chuck Norris PJs.
Tetanus gets a Chuck Norris shot.
Chuck Norris has inside jokes with strangers.
The lottery won Chuck...
"Where is their M O M?"
"Hello! I'm NINE. I can S P E L L."
- Judging Amy
When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I just let her sleep.