Hehe - They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
Please Forgive Me - I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
Ftw Ahaha - I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
Lmao So True - Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place."
I Said Try - I couldnt pass up on this. No! Its not an ecard bad it could be.
Ahaha - Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them.
Lmao I love eCards.
I'm Going To Hell - I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
Stupid - I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I honestly thought you already knew.
How Do You Spell Relief? -
Some People.. - Some people just need a high five...
In the face...
With a chair.
Drinking Wine - I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
Exactly!! - Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
Omg Lmao - I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
:p - Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
Congratz - Congratz on the new baby girl! :D
She already looks like her ***** mother!
Wow Uterus.... - Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
Phht Vulgar - I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
The Impression - Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
Because The Level Of Conversation Around Here Needs Improvement ... ;) -
Learn How To Take A Joke - You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****.
And I Also Appreciate Good Grammar... :-) -
Normally I'm quoting stupid movies like mean girls and step brothers but lately I've been quoting Kevin Hart and I think I have a problem. Like I'll randomly yell 'she wasn't ready...
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of...
Alvin And The Chipmunks have beautiful music and hilarious music. My favorite hilarious songs are all by them and here are a few: Alvin's Harmonica, Alvin's Orchestra and Japanese...
I love it when guys I know flirt with me and do stupid, but cute things to try and impress me or make me laugh!
I saw some comments on a story and I wanted to share them. lol They are genius and amusing.
*I read a story a while back regarding a Ukrainian guy who was tired of receiving...
Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think its cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick. - unknown
If a guy can make me laugh then he instantly becomes twice as attractive to me. It's all about having a sense of humor
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next".
So when I am at a funeral I poke them and said "you're next".
There's this guy who wants to be taken serious, he always says that... But I can't take him seriously.. He makes me laugh... Can't help but laugh at the things he says and does.
From an episode of Jessie on Disney:
Ravi: What is AM radio?
Zuri: A radio you can only listen to in the morning. Duh!
Taylor Swift has more break ups than a kit-kat bar does:)
"I found out you can make Baked Alaska right here in Florida." - Rose
"That's nothing. Mars Bars are made right here on Earth." - Dorothy
- Golden Girls
Can you fly bobby???????????????????????????
I love funny people :)It’s true, think about it. Who are you friends with? Chances are that it is the people who you have the most in common with — who you have the...
I guess in this post, it won't be about how I want to be loved but I can't because of trust issues, or because I am afraid of being broken hearted. Actually, I've never experienced...
Mines a just given to me after really bad floods 2 years ago while I was pregnant poor thing was do tiny I still had to feed it milk like a baby , and I was getting ready to have a...
Who doesn't? I don't know but friends always say that anytime they're with me, they laugh alot, and at random stuff too. Maybe because I talk crap all the time haha. Oh and when I...
Funny memories are the best memories. I love reminiscing about something funny that happened. Especially with old friends or family. Some funny memories have a lot of mileage! It...
Funny Story On August 22 2012
Today was a Funny day on August 24 2012 It was a Friday to.
I woke up around 7 Pm afternoon, well I was woken up by the noise my friend was talking...
Cupid at Work
I love creating effects with my photos. My favourite website to do this is at "Funny Photo." (Link below)
Four days ago, I thought it would be fun to create...
Menopause the MusicalFor any woman who is approaching, there, or past this stage, this musical is a hilarious take on what we as women must face. Funny, funny, funny!! : )
i don't try to be funny, I'll just say something that's on my mind and the people around me start to laugh like crazy people, and I'm just like, " what did i do" and they say...
Yes real funny haha
Crazy yes, funny maybe when I am looking back at it years from now.
My coworkers usually ask me what I find so funny... I don't know. I just get random things popping in my head and sometimes things click and trigger a funny memory. I can't help it...
I could use some help. I believe deep down in my heart I am still very much in love with my first. It's been two years since we broke up and our communication with each other has...
I posted that in my blogs. But I wanted to keep it here. About a brilliant mind, a good person, living like, a rolling stone.
About a boy
I read a story that Mulder wrote today...
He's so funny^_^ I secretly want my own pet SpongeBob so he can make me laugh all the time. My brother told me that he's like Ren & Stimpy so I have started watching them too and...
My son is always cracking me up. He is watching Teen Titans Go this morning and he come up to me and ask can good and evil like each other? I asked him to explain what he meant and...
What would you do if this were you. I am just trying to see if I'm overreacting or not.
I have been dating my sailor since last May and there are a list of things that have been...
Time to count down my top favorites of 2013:
#1: Gravity: I fell in love with this movie. The acting, directing, the cinematography, everything was spot on!
#2: 12 Years A Slave...