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    Exactly!!

    Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    :p

    Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 7, 2012

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    Congratz

    Congratz on the new baby girl! :D She already looks like her ***** mother!
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Wow Uterus....

    Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Ftw Ahaha

    I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Drinking Wine

    I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F Aug 25, 2013

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    Omg Lmao

    I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

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    Oh hell yes.... Seriously,

    it won't allow me to post this because there isn't enough characters. 👍👍👍👅💏👑
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 18, 2014

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    DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Hehe

    They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2012

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    Stupid

    I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Phht Vulgar

    I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    The Impression

    Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Lol I wish I could do more

    than 1 at a time
    Amginn Amginn 36-40 Jul 17, 2014

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    Please Forgive Me

    I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Ahaha

    Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them. Lmao I love eCards.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2012

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    Amginn Amginn 36-40 2 Responses Jul 17, 2014

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    Lmao So True

    Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place." Lmao
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 7, 2012

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    Learn How To Take A Joke

    You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****. Lol
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    I'm Going To Hell

    I can't even begin to tell you the number of jokes I'm going straight to hell for laughing at.
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 25, 2013

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    Some People..

    Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart 16-17, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Aha yeh that's for sure ,

    still find myself saying sorry
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F Jul 17, 2014

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    I'm on a web site that Yahoo News linked me too. I have been laughing so much from what I'm reading. I'm gonna bookmark the site. In the meantime, I'm gonna post some rather...
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F 4 days ago

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    You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared.
    Holman27 Holman27 31-35, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Who loves ridiculousness on here? One of the funniest shows these days.
    AwesomeGuyy22 AwesomeGuyy22 22-25, M May 3

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    Don't you just love when your crush texts you cute things like: 'Who is this?' and 'How did you get my number?'
    SloaneJ SloaneJ 16-17, F 1 Response May 11

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    i love guys who can make me laugh and smile
    anneloves anneloves 18-21, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 May 2

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    "I don't want to date someone normal. I want to date you." - Tony "Thanks?!" - Jessie - Disney series "Jessie"
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F May 3

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    "Baked Alaska is baked right here in Florida!" - Rose to Dorothy "Yes Rose, and Mars Bars are made right here on Earth!" - Dorothy to Rose - The Golden Girls
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F May 3

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    when stepbrothers is on tv though
    MerelyKatie MerelyKatie 16-17, F May 3

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    I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile....then walk into a pole.. Giggle..:)
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 4

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    "Something, something, something, dark side . . . Something, something, something, complete . . . !" May the 4th be with you, everyone. =)
    AdolescentBro AdolescentBro 18-21, M May 4

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    Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
    Tiffany94 Tiffany94 26-30, F 2 Responses May 7

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    "This seaweed needs a little salt" - Kwazii "Ah, let me help. I feel a sneeze coming on!" - marine iguana "Uh, that's okay" - Kwazii - Octonauts (marine iguanas eat seaweed and...
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F May 7

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    My sister was speeding and someone cut in front of her Sister: Move you stupid *** car Sister friend: Gosh I feel like I'm in fast and furious
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F 1 Response May 9

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    It happened today on crowded underground. If you ever commuted in London in rush hour you can imagine. Literally like sardines in a tin. So I was standing and front of me a nice...
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 1 Response May 12

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    The 2 most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. Not necessarily in the order....
    MNI1982 MNI1982 31-35, F 1 Response May 12

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    I'm not to sure if this qualifies but this pretty much just happened to me: -Watches Naruto over Netflix, episode where Lee opens the gates and unleashes a serious case of whoop...
    WarriorsHeart WarriorsHeart 22-25, M May 12

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    If you fall I will be there ~floor
    Smurfberry24 Smurfberry24 13-15, F 2 Responses May 14

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    " There's no better feeling in the worldwide than a warm pizza box on your lap. " -Kevin James
    SweetcakesJr SweetcakesJr 13-15, F May 19

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