I Love Funny Ecards

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    The Impression

    Oh, you must be under the impression I gave a **** abort t anything you just said. Easy mistake xD.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    Aug 7, 2012

    Please Forgive Me

    I know I should accept your opinion, but I find thay hard because you're a ******* retard ^^
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    Aug 7, 2012

    Lmao So True

    Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. "Look at that ***** eating crackers like she owns the place." Lmao
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    Aug 7, 2012
    Amginn Amginn
    36-40
    2 Responses Jul 17, 2014

    Phht Vulgar

    I'm not vulgar. I just happen to have a very colorful vocabulary. **** yiu very much :)
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    Aug 8, 2012
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 9, 2012

    :p

    Let me tell you a joke that'll make your **** fall off. Oh.. I see you already know it.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    1 Response Aug 7, 2012

    Exactly!!

    Procrastinator! No, I save my homework till the last minute because ill be older, therefore more wiser.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    Aug 7, 2012

    Congratz

    Congratz on the new baby girl! :D She already looks like her ***** mother!
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    Aug 7, 2012
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 19, 2012

    Lol I wish I could do more

    than 1 at a time
    Amginn Amginn
    36-40
    Jul 17, 2014

    Hehe

    They say, "You are what you eat." That's funny I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning ;).
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    3 Responses Aug 7, 2012

    Some People..

    Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    Aug 8, 2012
    DinahMoeHumm DinahMoeHumm
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Nov 19, 2012

    Aha yeh that's for sure ,

    still find myself saying sorry
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf
    18-21, F
    Jul 17, 2014

    Learn How To Take A Joke

    You need to learn how to take a joke as easily as you take a ****,*****. Lol
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    Aug 8, 2012

    Ahaha

    Now, I'm not saying she fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick 5 oglf the fattest people I know she would be 3 of them. Lmao I love eCards.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    Aug 7, 2012

    Omg Lmao

    I hope that you can drop your baby faster than you dropped you panties.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    Aug 7, 2012

    Ftw Ahaha

    I want to slap you, but I dont want to get **** on my hand.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    Aug 7, 2012

    Stupid

    I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I honestly thought you already knew.
    Tatteredheart Tatteredheart
    16-17, M
    Aug 7, 2012

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