when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush...
" Luke says to Ravi.
"It is called a microscope, you ignoramus!" retorts Ravi to Luke.
"I missed my cartoons for this?!?" Zuri fumes.
"Spoiler alert!" Jessie retorts. "The coyote gets hit by the anvil!"
- Disney series, Jessie
"" asks Jessie, Luke's nanny
"My parents say the stork but the seventh graders have an interesting theory" Luke replies
"New rule... no talking to seventh graders" replies Jessie
- Disney series "Jessie"
I had no idea you were a somebody." explains media reporter to local celebrity.
"Here, it is perfectly permissible to be polite to nobodies" local celebrity responds wittingly.
- TV show "Murder, She Wrote"
ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire!!!"
The METHODISTS gathered in the corner and prayed.
The BAPTISTS cried, "Where is the holy water?"
The QUAKERS quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.
The LUTHERANS posted a...
instead of with Chuck. He won't leave me alone. His poems are getting worse." says Trish.
"I've got a new girl. Her name is Trish. I lie awake at night thinking of our first kish." reads Ally.
"There's no way I'm kishing him", Trish says.
- Disney series Austin And Ally
scratch my but" Stan said. (I misspelled the word so it wouldn't get censored or deleted) (Stan is a talking dog)
"That's why your tennis racket has that funny smell!" Chloe responded to Avery.
- Disney series, Dog With A Blog