and start smiling like an idiot because you are just so hilarious!
and when someone breaks our wings we continue to fly...on a broomstick...we are flexible like that
I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneres.
and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
until a poster falls down in the middle of the night
Close to the heart & always there for support! :)
obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree.
the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject!!
"GOKU" there is nothing stronger than GOKU
well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl - dr. Seuss
and it's so true
Hand over the coffee & no one gets hurt
where pizza gets to your house before the police.
there's no suck in success.
Accidents in the back seat,
and see if it makes sense. LOL You need a browser to read this.
Other times I just let her sleep.
'" And then me say: "Friend is someone to share the last cookie with." -Cookie Monster
Bouchard: I'm going to make an offer to you, Barnabas. My last. You can join me by my side and we can run Collinsport together as partners, and lovers... or I'll put you back in the box.
Barnabas Collins: I have already prepared my counter-proposal. It reads thusly: You may...
to a prostitute for a hug.
that money can't make me happy.
, compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!
LOL! LOL! :)
Finally I said "lady, take your purse"
It is not a a beautiful poem but it’s very deep.
Cut those suckers up and find some tequila.
may the splinters never point in the wrong direction
~ An Irish saying~
your either on a roll or taking **** from some *******.
when I need an expert opinion ! "
is on a sign over my Dad's workbench.
I've only got my shelf to blame.
but teach a man to fish, he eats everyday.
That he fished so much everyday, there'll be no more fish to fish for yourself
that's why you NEVER EVER EVER teach a man how to fish...
and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
feminists won't like it haha
"If women can do anything men can; how come they've never successfully oppressed and entire gender"
I about died haha
when I came across a sandwich board which read "Adults are just big kids with money"
I thought how true ..It did make smile :)
CUCUMBER, BECAUSE ITS CUTE AND I WANNA SHOVE IT UP MY ***.
that are infinite. Human stupidity and the amount of Zubats in dark cave. "