Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
I'd they come back to you nobody else wanted them.
and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
your either on a roll or taking **** from some *******.
All I can say is "okay, why care? My voice is worse than that problem! Move on!!!!!"
and someone asks if he's ok he always says
"It's just old age, I'll get over it."
weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
actually said this but the video has been taken down)
and start smiling like an idiot because you are just so hilarious!
price you can't resist
nervous man is a man who has a mortgage payment, car payment, alimony payment, wife, and girlfriend that are all a month late.
then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
cute things like: 'Who is this?' and 'How did you get my number?'
It is not a a beautiful poem but it’s very deep.
making home movies for folks back home,
Of all these weird creatures,
who lock up their spirits,
drill holes on themselves
and live for their secrets...
~ Thom Yorke of Radiohead
but I do nothing every day ;-)
Winnie-the-Pooh (my hero)
when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush...
than a man's: she changes it more often
he won't expect it back!
be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Accidents in the back seat,
, compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!
LOL! LOL! :)
home ...second thoughts id like to dance with the cows till you come home
The alphabet has25 more letters!Stay Cool.
obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree.
My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneres.
'" And then me say: "Friend is someone to share the last cookie with." -Cookie Monster
..but first it will **** you off"
This is just so true😂😂
friends? well I thought better of it and go **** yourself.
I had the radio on.”