Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
when I need an expert opinion ! "
is on a sign over my Dad's workbench.
I'd they come back to you nobody else wanted them.
'" And then me say: "Friend is someone to share the last cookie with." -Cookie Monster
You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared.
be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
nervous man is a man who has a mortgage payment, car payment, alimony payment, wife, and girlfriend that are all a month late.
All I can say is "okay, why care? My voice is worse than that problem! Move on!!!!!"
there's nothing we can't do", says Dez to his girlfriend.
"Really? Can you teach me how to fly?" she excitedly asks him.
"Okay, there's one thing we can't do"
- Austin And Ally
I had the radio on.”
making home movies for folks back home,
Of all these weird creatures,
who lock up their spirits,
drill holes on themselves
and live for their secrets...
~ Thom Yorke of Radiohead
home ...second thoughts id like to dance with the cows till you come home
actually said this but the video has been taken down)
when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush...
Accidents in the back seat,
and someone asks if he's ok he always says
"It's just old age, I'll get over it."
..but first it will **** you off"
This is just so true😂😂
fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
The alphabet has25 more letters!Stay Cool.
It is not a a beautiful poem but it’s very deep.
, compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!
LOL! LOL! :)
and start smiling like an idiot because you are just so hilarious!
weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
than a man's: she changes it more often
your either on a roll or taking **** from some *******.
for finding furniture in a dark room
he won't expect it back!
but I do nothing every day ;-)
Winnie-the-Pooh (my hero)
even goggle won't be able to find you.