stuck pig " - chucky movie
where pizza gets to your house before the police.
, compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!
LOL! LOL! :)
"oh, you look so familiar, where do I know you from?" I like to respond with, "do you watch ****?"
well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl - dr. Seuss
the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject!!
for a smokin hot body.........
obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree.
and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
It is not a a beautiful poem but it’s very deep.
and see if it makes sense. LOL You need a browser to read this.
'" And then me say: "Friend is someone to share the last cookie with." -Cookie Monster
that money can't make me happy.
feminists won't like it haha
"If women can do anything men can; how come they've never successfully oppressed and entire gender"
I about died haha
CUCUMBER, BECAUSE ITS CUTE AND I WANNA SHOVE IT UP MY ***.
Bouchard: I'm going to make an offer to you, Barnabas. My last. You can join me by my side and we can run Collinsport together as partners, and lovers... or I'll put you back in the box.
Barnabas Collins: I have already prepared my counter-proposal. It reads thusly: You may...
Other times I just let her sleep.
until a poster falls down in the middle of the night
your either on a roll or taking **** from some *******.
and when someone breaks our wings we continue to fly...on a broomstick...we are flexible like that
and it's so true
Hand over the coffee & no one gets hurt
I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
lives to fight another day (skeletor)
there's no suck in success.
Cut those suckers up and find some tequila.
that are infinite. Human stupidity and the amount of Zubats in dark cave. "
may the splinters never point in the wrong direction
~ An Irish saying~
but teach a man to fish, he eats everyday.
That he fished so much everyday, there'll be no more fish to fish for yourself
that's why you NEVER EVER EVER teach a man how to fish...
My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneres.
Close to the heart & always there for support! :)
Accidents in the back seat,
and start smiling like an idiot because you are just so hilarious!
and drive on a parkway?
I think it's because if we tried to drive in a driveway, we would hit the garage door; and, if we tried to park on a parkway, we'd get hit and/or a ticket.