Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
fart and they will stop. well your friends will probably laugh at you, including me. lol
"" asks Jessie, Luke's nanny
"My parents say the stork but the seventh graders have an interesting theory" Luke replies
"New rule... no talking to seventh graders" replies Jessie
- Disney series "Jessie"
I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
nervous man is a man who has a mortgage payment, car payment, alimony payment, wife, and girlfriend that are all a month late.
to this discussion.
And I think what you should contribute from now on is silence."
Red Dwarf; Arnold J Rimmer
000 times and she'll never notice. Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget it...
even goggle won't be able to find you.
You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared.
comfortable ,supporter ,it keeps you tight and always it's close to your heart . :))
when I need an expert opinion ! "
is on a sign over my Dad's workbench.
and my wife - sometimes.
-Kang Yeon Do in Sassy Go Go
often very much surprised himself.
buy a house
apply for college
but thank god I can graph a polynomial function
I had the radio on.”
your either on a roll or taking **** from some *******.
obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree.
Who are you going to call "Dora"?
Jo: "It's just like unwrapping a burrito then wrapping it up again"
Gabe: "I think I just had my last burrito"
- Good Luck, Charlie
Disney tv series
.. He's probably thick and tired of it.
, compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!
LOL! LOL! :)
I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.”
― Robert Frost
one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote! :p
skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think its a...Teabag
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
make lemonade.....then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons,until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
if you wish to look for it.
or a caterpillar"
before you jump. I say: Jump first and then think as much as you want!”
but I do nothing every day ;-)
Winnie-the-Pooh (my hero)
matters lies on the inside."
so pretty?" God said,"so you would love them." "Well why did you make them so dumb?" asked Adam. "So they would love you!" God replied.
Or are they?
6PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS"
Accidents in the back seat,
I had no idea you were a somebody." explains media reporter to local celebrity.
"Here, it is perfectly permissible to be polite to nobodies" local celebrity responds wittingly.
- TV show "Murder, She Wrote"