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I Love Funny Sexy Quotes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 8 People


    "It isn't considered premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns
    soleilbaby soleilbaby
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Jan 6, 2010


    There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he...
    diamondmmh diamondmmh
    26-30, F
    Nov 6, 2011


    A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his...
    diamondmmh diamondmmh
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 6, 2011
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