I Love George Carlin

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    A Truth Teller With Effortless Wit

    I really enjoy watch George Carlin clips on youtube , the guy was a genius and a vocal one ( just the way I like my geniuses ) . I want to share this little gem with everyone . Sadly he's spot on and we have to endure these people on a daily basis .
    Smackhead Smackhead
    70+, F
    May 10, 2013

    School Uniforms? Don't these schools do enough

    damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German. Anyways we do share a Birthday.
    Eleni1982 Eleni1982
    31-35, F
    1 Response Sep 15, 2015

    How True...

    "Trying to be 'happy' by Accumulating possessions... is like trying to satisfy 'hunger' by Taping Sandwiches all over your body."
    Ferric67 Ferric67
    36-40, M
    Jan 7, 2013

    "Divide the People" He couldn't have put it

    anymore truer than that! This dude knew what was going on lol
    kiki2016 kiki2016
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 18, 2015

    Ratshitbatshitdirtyoldtwatsixtynineassholestiedinaknoehooraylizardshitfuck!

     THEMAN!!!!   Eat, bite, ****, suck, nibble, gobble, chew. Finger ****, hair pie, **** **** screw. Hooray, bat ****. BLOW ME!
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Apr 7, 2011

    Let's All Start Sharing Our Favorite Carlin Quotes:

    First one from me:  “My first rule: I don’t believe anything the government tells me.”
    kayaker712 kayaker712
    61-65, M
    1 Response Aug 7, 2010

    What A Comedian

    i have always been told i should be a comedian, but unless i am in the moment i can never think of anything funny. George carlin is one of the most brilliant comedians i have ever heard. his material is so down to earth that it blows me away that no one else thought of that. I...
    childcalledit childcalledit
    22-25, T
    Nov 13, 2009

    Prolific

    One of the only comics in history to record a new hour of comedy every year.  That takes SO much.  And SO much of his vast expanse of work was good!  Thank you, whoever is up there, for such a smart, cynical, witty comic to guide the rest of us for so long.
    unobserver unobserver
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jun 11, 2010

    R.I.P George Carlin

    the only mentor i had....i agree that he made me or unrevealed my negative side....but he knows the truth that very few know about our lives and society...
    anotherclone anotherclone
    31-35, M
    1 Response Feb 14, 2013

    Is There Any Comic Similar To George Carlin

    i searched so much couldn't find someone like george carlin.lewis black,bill hicks......couldn't find someone so realist and straight forward like geroge carlin..any suggestions?
    anotherclone anotherclone
    31-35, M
    Feb 17, 2013

    Not Actually Carlin, But Usually Attributed To Him

    Snopes says that a pastor from Seattle actually wrote this in the 90s, but kudos to him for making it a readable chain letter. The Paradox of Our Time in History The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 18, 2013

    Clever Comic

    I watched George Carlin,through his whole carreer,He was a very funny guy.You have to be very intelligent and very observant to be that funny,That's what attracted me to watch some of his rant's,That man made you laugh,and would always make you think!
    morganjefford morganjefford
    51-55, M
    May 3, 2010

    Genius

    Prior to my first time watching Carlin I loved racial humor the kind of comedy that focuses on one particular race and parodies it. But one day I was watching a 100 greatest stand up comics hoping to see my favorites at the time well 98 passed that I had never heard of until it...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 30, 2012

    George

    George helps me to put my "stuff" issue in perspective. I love George! http://youtu.be/dtX3yZmzfUU
    jenvice jenvice
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Nov 28, 2011

    George is Carlin does have point rockets

    and bullets and Missiles do look like pensi it's way projecting pensi in to peoples lives and last thing they see before they dye
    Eleni1179 Eleni1179
    36-40, F
    1 Response Oct 14, 2014

    About this time, someone is telling you to get

    on the plane. "Get on the plane, get on the plane." I say, "@#%$ you, I'm getting in the plane! In the plane! Let Evil Knievel get on the plane! I'll be in here with you folks in uniform. There seems to be less wind in here."
    Legman79 Legman79
    36-40, M
    1 Response Nov 7, 2014

    "Religion Is Bullshit"

    One good view on religion which is funny and besides that should make people think. Just for a minute...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Apr 7, 2011

    PC

    jenvice jenvice
    46-50, F
    Nov 26, 2012

    Humor Is Good Medicine

    When all else fails...may as well laugh.
    jenvice jenvice
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jun 30, 2012

    Losing Stuff

    When I am down and feeling low George Carlin can always make me smile. I love the funny.
    jenvice jenvice
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jun 15, 2013

    I am a young stand up comedian

    and I love political topics. I think I do it the most out of all stand up comedians in my country. I don't need to mention that my views are on the left. I haven't performed anywhere abroad in English, to see how would my performance do. I might be mistaken, but I think it's a...
    DragoSeksi DragoSeksi
    26-30, M
    Jan 30
    Funkadelic Funkadelic
    36-40, M
    Jul 31, 2012

    I Miss G.carlin

    I am sad he passed away as he had a knack of showing truth in comedy. My favorite part about him is that he did not skew his words and he did not let anyone force their way down his throat. I think his show on shell shock is so truthful and every person that supports the military...
    Clara999 Clara999
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 8, 2012

    "Join the Book Club" still has me in hysterics

    very time I hear it, as does almost everything I have heard and seen from the man. I delved into his works quite late, only a few years ago; those relatively lucky few to have seem him live must have left the theatres with their sides sore and jaws aching. What a great man, a...
    bigWIDEworld bigWIDEworld
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jun 20, 2015
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