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I Love Getting Head First Thing In the Morning

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    Nothing Better

    Than waking up to the nice sound of slurpping. It starts your morning off with a bang. You feel stress free, confident. Just an all around good day.
    Jamcojay Jamcojay 31-35, M 6 Responses Aug 16, 2007

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    Its The Best.

    I am an extremely lucky guy. There have been many mornings where the first thing I feel is my partners lips sliding down the shaft of my ****. She loves to tease me in the mornings because thats usually when Im the most horny and she knows all the little tricks to get me rock...
    zombiekiller84 zombiekiller84 26-30, M 1 Response Jun 5, 2012

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    I'm going somewhere at noonish looking at the clock and it was 11:45..... Am I dressed? Nope? Am I comfy? Yup? I don't want to walk to the closet and find some clothes, underwear...
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    Not mine, of course, because I don't have a shaved head. My boyfriend has one though and I did it to him; umm, at his request, mind you. The first time he asked me to do it to him...
    SallyLongHair SallyLongHair 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 20

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    If only i could stay one more minute with my bed, and cuddle with my pillows, i Would, but since its late in the morning, i have no choice but to get up. -____- Good morning to...
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    Whatever I do I cannot wake up in the morning cause my bed is too snuggly
    amou1a amou1a 16-17, F Aug 15

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    It's so hard to bet my butt moving in the morning. Mom has already left for work and I have so much to do, but I'm still here. The bed feels so good.
    SadieAnn SadieAnn 18-21, F Aug 20

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    Love the feeling of drinking and having sex on top of that is fantastic!
    shortandstacked shortandstacked 22-25, F 6 Responses Aug 2

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    It's nice to know once in a while someone has you on their mind. I like getting a random text that can make my day.
    AllThatGlitters29 AllThatGlitters29 18-21, F Jul 29

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    Any girls that like getting belly raspberries wanna chat? Message me
    Sinisternate Sinisternate 22-25, M Aug 14

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    Love it. Inbox me anytime. Love talking to new people
    cupcakes38 cupcakes38 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 3

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    I don't like to drink but I like seeing people get drunk and being stupid lol.. What I really love is when girls get so drunk they start loving everyone lol you ladies are much...
    billyaldo billyaldo 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 6

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    I remember the first day i met him! <3
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 10

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    The music playing to get you into a party mood, bathing , body lotion, chosen clothing, makeup, friends arriving, wine, laughter, excitement at the night ahead and the hope of a...
    Bound34 Bound34 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    I love to be tickled. I really love it when someone blow raspberries on my belly but sadly it's been a while anyone did it to me :(. Is there anyone who likes to tickle and...
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    I also think its a dangerous thing, love makes blind , it also can lead you into pain.
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    I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did. & I know you didn't mean to hurt me, but you did.. & well that's okay ..
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    There are some days it takes me awhile to get dressed. Once I have on my jeans and my bra, I just wanna lay around like that for awhile
    amy1963 amy1963 46-50, T 3 Responses Aug 12

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    Smacking people with shaving cream and having it done to me is funny as ****.
    louisrcac louisrcac 13-15, M Aug 9

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    Have any women had to share a bed with a woman you didn't know very well?
    ONEPIECE749 ONEPIECE749 18-21, M Aug 3

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    Do I HAVE to get up?! Ugh.... 😴💤😩way too comfy.
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    Looking to get really messy as a dare so please send me messy dares
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    weird but i do like :______________))))
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    I want to be fisted by a women. And no I don't want a guy to do it!
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    Gay teens send me some snaps. @jcjx_192
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    I rarely relax my body is always tense and stressed. so its nice to be rubbed and massaged and touched.
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    I'm an Italian girl and I'd like to know people from other countries :)
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    I like talking and meeting new people :)
    Taup Taup 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 3

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    19 year old female, guys and girls send me pics ;)
    emma99620 emma99620 18-21, F 6 Responses Aug 3

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    I was fisted at the back of a night club, one of the best nights of my life. <3
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    WHY does every second male who messages actually thinks there the next Christian grey ffs grow a set and think for yourself
    weeshil weeshil 41-45, F 14 Responses Aug 4

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    Preferably something less sleep inducing than "hi, how are you?". 💤
    jojijo jojijo 22-25, M Aug 4

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    Any girls up for sending me sexy pics of themselves, maybe chat about them?
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