I Love Gnomes

Strange & Kinda Creepy ---the Guardians of the Yard 76 People

    Well, Sort Of.

    I love my grandmother, and she loves gnomes. I have a few pictures of when she first started her collection.   She got annoyed by them all having the same colored hats and painted them different colors one day: This is the slutty blue hat gnome, who was always on his...
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    26-30
    1 Response Dec 29, 2008

    Casting Call - How Many Gnomes Do You Have?!

    Can’t get enough of your gnomes? Do you carry a special gnome with you everywhere you go? Is this addiction taking over your life? Do others find your attachment to this object strange or abnormal? Are your friends and family members concerned about your well being? If you...
    20westsn 20westsn
    22-25
    1 Response Jun 27, 2012

    Sleeping With the Gnomes

    In the past 5-6 years, I have become an avid collector of gnomes. Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of money to increase my collection. I only have 11 gnomes, including a wooden one. Last year, I was shopping with my roommate and I saw a sheet set with lawn gnomes on it. It's...
    Papryka Papryka
    18-21, F
    Feb 8, 2008

    Gnomeland

    I've collected them for a while. It started when a friend of mine was making a manga (japanese animation story) about myself and our two other friends. We had to pick a magical creature that we liked... I chose a gnome (I always thought they were cute, some creepy but mostly cute...
    modmidwestfemme modmidwestfemme
    22-25, F
    Apr 27, 2012
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    36-40, F
    Feb 25, 2011

    Collection

    My neighbour has an entire collection of them all around his garden. He has all the seven dwarfs next to the tree, a good few around the pond and the rest clustered on the patio. I reckon there's about 20 of them, he just keeps coming back from his holidays with new recruits to...
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    Mar 9, 2008

    Sexi

    This is a neighbor's gnome. I captioned him.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 8, 2008

    I Want More

    I HAVE ALOT BUT WANT MORE!
    theluckyduck theluckyduck
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Dec 22, 2008

    The Impact

    Five years ago my cat, Chester was eaten by a rabid dog who had been terrorizing our neighborhood. My husband, Georgie, was seriously distressed by this event. He began to see hallucinations of gnomes otherwise known as the "little people".  These little people...
    gnomeaholic gnomeaholic
    66-70, F
    2 Responses Aug 22, 2007

    Miracle By Gnome

    Every night in my dreams I see gnomes, I feel them, that is how I know gnomes go on. Far across the distance and spaces between gnomes, gnomes have come to show you go on. Near, far, wherever gnomes are I believe that the heart does go on. Once more gnomes...
    gnomeaholic gnomeaholic
    66-70, F
    1 Response Aug 22, 2007

    The Story of Gnomes

      Gnomes are very widespread species, known to a number of human races. Germans name them Erdmanleins, except in the Alpine areas, where...
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    26-30
    Mar 17, 2008
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