I Love Great Songs With Silly Lyrics

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    God Save the King

    King George, he had a date, He stayed out very late, He was the king.   Queen Mary paced the floor, King George came home at four, She met him at the door, God save the King!
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Apr 6, 2009

    No L

    To the tune of The First Noel   A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z No L, no L, no L, no L, No L, no L, no L, no L.
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009

    We Have No School Today

    To the tune of Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay   Ta ra ra boom de ay, We have no school today; Our teacher passed away, She died of tooth decay.   We threw her in the bay, We watched her float away, The fish had lunch today, Ta ra ra boom de ay.
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 6, 2009

    Thick As a Brick - Jethro Tull

    Thick As A Brick Really don't mind if you sit this one out. My words but a whisper -- your deafness a SHOUT. I may make you feel but I can't make you think. Your *****'s in the gutter -- your love's in the sink. So you ride yourselves over the fields and you...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Mar 21, 2008

    It's a Long Way From Amphioxus

    to the tune of It's a Long Way to Tipperary   A fish-like thing appeared among the Annelids, one day; It hadn't any parapods or setas to display; It hadn't any eyes or jaws or ventral nervous cord; But it had a lot of gill slits and it had a notochord.   Chorus...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009

    An Innocent Pastoral Song

    to the tune of Amazing Grace   I found her there behind the house, So dark I could not see; And as I whispered soft sweet words, I drew her close to me.   I could not speak her language, And she could not speak mine; But with her eyes she gave consent, Which...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009

    Immortality Celine Dion Have you ever loved a

    woman Eric Clapton, live 1974 Hard To Say I'm Sorry, Peter Cetera
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 4, 2014

    Propel, Propel, Propel Your Canoe

    Propel, propel, propel your canoe, Smoothly 'cross the liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically; Existence is merely an illusion.
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Apr 6, 2009

    National Embalming School

    Tune: various, as described.   We live for you, we die for you, National Embalming School. We do our best, to give you rest, National Embalming School. We make a coffin out of tin, Then dig a hole to put you in. We live for you, we die for you, National Embalming...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009

    What a Friend We Have In Cheeses

    What a friend we have in cheeses: Mozzarella, Gouda, Swiss! Bleu and Limburger’s sweet breezes Linger like a lover’s kiss. Humble milk’s apotheosis: Muenster, Provolone, Brie; Darn cholesterol’s thrombosis, Cheese is Gouda stuff by me! Heed...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009

    Silly Lyrics

    Check out the chorus to this song   "Mmm bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, ba duba dop - Ba du - Mmm bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, Ba du dop - Ba du bop, Ba du dop - Ba du."
    Firetech Firetech
    56-60, M
    13 Responses Mar 1, 2008

    Zip Up Your Doo-dah

    Zip up your doo-dah, don't be risque! My, oh my, what a thing to display! Plenty of people staring your way! Zip up your doo-dah, it's cold out today!
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009

    Fleischmann's Yeast

    to the tune of Hark the Herald Angel's Sing   Uncle Mert and Auntie Mabel Fainted at the breakfast table. This should be sufficient warning, Never do it in the morning.   Fleischmann's Yeast has set them right, Now they do it every night. Uncle Mert is hoping...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009

    A Trio of Sightless Rodents

    A trio of sightless rodents, a trio of sightless rodents; Observe how they perambulate, observe how they perambulate; They all pursued the agriculturalist's spouse, Who severed their caudal appendages with a carving utensil; Have you previously observed such a phenomenon in...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    8 Responses Apr 6, 2009

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    feeder101 feeder101
    18-21, M
    Apr 21
    Honesty~Billy Joel Hi Friends Its the close of EP and I wanted to post this song that I believe changed my life and can change yours too. Listen to the song and read the lyrics...
    MsMargaux MsMargaux
    41-45, F
    Apr 21
    I love Ashley songs and her movie sharpay fabulous adventure
    maia21 maia21
    22-25, F
    Apr 21
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    Bellylover98 Bellylover98
    16-17, M
    Apr 20
    With one day to go before EP closes, I've gotten on to just about everything. I'd love to keep in contact with this lovely kinky community, so take a look at my "about me" section...
    chrishansen chrishansen
    22-25, M
    Apr 20
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    feeder101 feeder101
    18-21, M
    Apr 20
    It's kinda silly for me to be just now writing this but here it is. I love a woman with a big round belly. Whether it be full, pregnant, or inflated. Just seeing that distended...
    MattMiller21 MattMiller21
    22-25, M
    Apr 20
    Hi there. Who wants to talk to me?
    mikosaurus mikosaurus
    18-21, M
    Apr 20
    Name me your most emotional, heart gripping, tear ******* sad songs you know, Inorder of sadness. 1. Being most sad
    JordanTheLost6 JordanTheLost6
    16-17, M
    Apr 20
    Hey, straight M 21 dominator here. I'm looking for a long term F slve/subbie to control and use for my own pleasure. Any girl interested? K.i.k. : evilgeek23
    evilgeek23 evilgeek23
    18-21
    Apr 19
    You can fall for chains of silver You can fall for chains of gold You can fall for pretty stangers, and the promise says they hold You promised me everything You promised me we'ed...
    jessie8g jessie8g
    16-17, F
    Apr 18
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    LittleRed88 LittleRed88
    26-30, F
    Apr 18
    I was reading experiences in the group and now I am about to go have a bath with my clothes on, its been about three days since my last :3 so relaxing
    Caleyz Caleyz
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 17
    Once I get older and move out of my parents house. Once I get my own house (Preferably a house with a indoor heated pool). The first thing I'm going to do is either jump in the...
    LGootzeit LGootzeit
    16-17, M
    Apr 17
    Hm Mm Hm Hm Pyaar Humko Bhi Hai, Pyaar Tumko Bhi Hai To Yeh Kya Silsile Ho Gaye Bewafa Hum Nahin, Bewafa Tum Nahin To Kyoon Itne Gile Ho Gaye Chalte Chalte Kaise Yeh Faasle Ho Gaye...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 17
    I love how round my girlfriend's belly has been getting lately. She used to be skinny as a pole, only 105 lbs when I met her in high school. Now after a few years of college...
    sterlingredjack sterlingredjack
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 16
    I was privledged to experience this yesterday. I'm still smiling. That might've been the best time ever. If he tops that I'll create my own lake...
    GeekyFatChick GeekyFatChick
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 16
    I want to fill my pink,white polka-dot panties with sticky messy food then poo in them. :-P
    P1sceang1r1y6 P1sceang1r1y6
    46-50, T
    Apr 15
    https://youtu.be/gVILookzrPw The One ~ Kodaline Tell me, tell me that you want me And I'll be yours completely for better or for worse I know, we'll have our disagreements Be...
    poetz13 poetz13
    36-40, F
    Apr 14
    SHAWTY RIGHT THERE SHE'S GOT EVERYTHING I NEED AND IMA TELL HER ONE TIME, ONE TIME, GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED, DOWN TO MY LAST DIME, SHE MAKES ME HAPPY, I KNOW WHERE I'LL BE...
    LifeAsCiara LifeAsCiara
    18-21, F
    Apr 14
    I always wondered.... I always stared at the stars, sometimes I wept and wondered upon the heavens for someone like you. .... A lot of the times I just hurt more than words can...
    AmazingPoet AmazingPoet
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 13
    I absolutely adore this song. Sorry Wynter, it's not that sad though. lol http://youtu.be/pQ834kuaYTk James Bay - Hold Back The River
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    Apr 13
    Jacquees - idgaf 😍😍😍😍
    XOVO XOVO
    18-21, F
    Apr 13
    Check out the new and improved EP! http://exp2.xyz/
    Ttlicious1 Ttlicious1
    46-50, F
    Apr 12
    Whenever I lose anything I love or loved dearly, this song always plays in my mind. For as long as I can remember and as a young girl, bullied, I would often sit at my window...
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Apr 12
    Why are people afraid of the anal stuff and play?
    Llarra Llarra
    26-30, F
    29 Responses Apr 12
    Let's make every moment count in here and enjoy this time. http://youtu.be/pslCLQYw-kA
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 12
    One of the most happiest moment in my life is when my boyfriend smiled when I gave him his birthday present. I knew it made his whole day special. Feeling blessed :-)
    imasurvivor92 imasurvivor92
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 12
    Can somone make me their baby factory? I want a big round belly
    JuicyBlueberry97 JuicyBlueberry97
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 10
    The Smiths- How soon is nowThere is a club if you'd like to goyou could meet somebody who really loves youso you go and you stand on your ownand you leave on your ownand you go...
    Cierzo Cierzo
    41-45, M
    Apr 10
    Its just what I'm looking for
    michaelaanderic michaelaanderic
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Apr 10
    "Rose Tattoo" by Dropkick Murphy's The pictures tell the story This life had many shades I'd wake up every morning and before I'd start each day I'd take a drag from last nights...
    Akiiim Akiiim
    41-45, M
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    OurFatExperience OurFatExperience
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Apr 10
    There are certain songs that just make you feel beautiful. This is one of them. http://youtu.be/q9ayN39xmsI
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Apr 10
    One of my favorites. http://youtu.be/EdBym7kv2IM Coldplay - The Sciebtist
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    Apr 10
    Say something, I would have followed you anywhere EP. http://youtu.be/BmErRm-vApI
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Apr 10
    Say something EP, tell me this is only a bad dream. I don't want to be forced to walk away from everything I hold so dear. I've tried social networks out there and they are not...
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 10
    "Homecoming" by Cynthia Voigt, copyright 1981, found at a resale shop. Page 95+.... ...... .... if God gets me through this divorce and cancer, he can get me through...
    Likewise2 Likewise2
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 9
    Mostly when it comes to love. 🌹 When you're confuse, lyrics speak for you. There are times that I confess my feelings through songs. *blush blush blush*
    BittersweetRose BittersweetRose
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Apr 9
    i am so obsessed with this song right now. it describes my situation so well. https://youtu.be/Femqf_Mel4U
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 7
    I really love Drown by Bring me to the Horizon. It's such a sad and meaningful song. If you haven't listen to it yet, you really should!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 7
    There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them. ~ Niels Bohr ~
    Mcinacann Mcinacann
    41-45, F
    Apr 7
    https://youtu.be/tZFScuPR0v0 Lay me Down ~Sam Smith
    poetz13 poetz13
    36-40, F
    Apr 6
    listening to love me like you do. old one but the lyrics ??
    masood4u masood4u
    18-21, M
    Apr 6
    going crazy from bein stuck in bed from a car accident a few days ago... i wish i had a girl to take care of me and make me feel better! someone that would watch movies with me and...
    garrett1990 garrett1990
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Apr 6
    I'm glad to see this experience more and more often on here. As a hairy man it's nice to know my body hair doesn't deter all women. When I was in high school being hairless was "in...
    collegeguy134 collegeguy134
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 5
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