I Love Great Songs With Silly Lyrics

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    God Save the King

    King George, he had a date, He stayed out very late, He was the king.   Queen Mary paced the floor, King George came home at four, She met him at the door, God save the King!
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Apr 6, 2009

    Thick As a Brick - Jethro Tull

    Thick As A Brick Really don't mind if you sit this one out. My words but a whisper -- your deafness a SHOUT. I may make you feel but I can't make you think. Your *****'s in the gutter -- your love's in the sink. So you ride yourselves over the fields and you...
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Mar 21, 2008

    We Have No School Today

    To the tune of Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay   Ta ra ra boom de ay, We have no school today; Our teacher passed away, She died of tooth decay.   We threw her in the bay, We watched her float away, The fish had lunch today, Ta ra ra boom de ay.
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 6, 2009

    No L

    To the tune of The First Noel   A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z No L, no L, no L, no L, No L, no L, no L, no L.
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009

    A Trio of Sightless Rodents

    A trio of sightless rodents, a trio of sightless rodents; Observe how they perambulate, observe how they perambulate; They all pursued the agriculturalist's spouse, Who severed their caudal appendages with a carving utensil; Have you previously observed such a phenomenon in...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    8 Responses Apr 6, 2009

    Fleischmann's Yeast

    to the tune of Hark the Herald Angel's Sing   Uncle Mert and Auntie Mabel Fainted at the breakfast table. This should be sufficient warning, Never do it in the morning.   Fleischmann's Yeast has set them right, Now they do it every night. Uncle Mert is hoping...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009

    What a Friend We Have In Cheeses

    What a friend we have in cheeses: Mozzarella, Gouda, Swiss! Bleu and Limburger’s sweet breezes Linger like a lover’s kiss. Humble milk’s apotheosis: Muenster, Provolone, Brie; Darn cholesterol’s thrombosis, Cheese is Gouda stuff by me! Heed...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009

    National Embalming School

    Tune: various, as described.   We live for you, we die for you, National Embalming School. We do our best, to give you rest, National Embalming School. We make a coffin out of tin, Then dig a hole to put you in. We live for you, we die for you, National Embalming...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009

    Silly Lyrics

    Check out the chorus to this song   "Mmm bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, ba duba dop - Ba du - Mmm bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, Ba du dop - Ba du bop, Ba du dop - Ba du."
    Firetech Firetech
    56-60, M
    13 Responses Mar 1, 2008

    It's a Long Way From Amphioxus

    to the tune of It's a Long Way to Tipperary   A fish-like thing appeared among the Annelids, one day; It hadn't any parapods or setas to display; It hadn't any eyes or jaws or ventral nervous cord; But it had a lot of gill slits and it had a notochord.   Chorus...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009

    Immortality Celine Dion Have you ever loved a

    woman Eric Clapton, live 1974 Hard To Say I'm Sorry, Peter Cetera
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 4, 2014

    Propel, Propel, Propel Your Canoe

    Propel, propel, propel your canoe, Smoothly 'cross the liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically; Existence is merely an illusion.
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Apr 6, 2009

    An Innocent Pastoral Song

    to the tune of Amazing Grace   I found her there behind the house, So dark I could not see; And as I whispered soft sweet words, I drew her close to me.   I could not speak her language, And she could not speak mine; But with her eyes she gave consent, Which...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009

    Zip Up Your Doo-dah

    Zip up your doo-dah, don't be risque! My, oh my, what a thing to display! Plenty of people staring your way! Zip up your doo-dah, it's cold out today!
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    Apr 6, 2009
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