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    Two Hard-boiled Eggs.

    "East is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does."   Somewhere in there lies a deep philosophical point about the ultimate nature of things. I just have no idea what it is. Groucho...
    phatb1991 phatb1991 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 11, 2010

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    Groucho

    The Marx Borther  films are some of the best and the best is "A Night at the Opera".But Groucho was a very witty man and I have abook of his sayings which wiil always cheer me up.  They were a remarklabe family and i gather actulally related to Karl Marx but I think they did...
    Fulke Fulke 70+, M Jan 6, 2011

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    Well, Here I Am

    I've heard that people are missing Witty Banter, so I came back to EP.Here I am, guys.
    WittyBanter WittyBanter 46-50, F Aug 23, 2011

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    Groucho Marx

    I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along. Julius Henry, aka "Groucho" Marx was an oustanding comedian who was born on October 2, 1890 in New York, NY.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Oct 30, 2013

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    A Witticism - G. Marx

    "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." Groucho Marx.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Jul 13, 2013

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    Say The Secret Word; It's Something You See Every Day

    Who better to write about on National Grouch Day than Groucho? A great comedian and a good actor.. I didn't see a lot of his movies, I admit but I loved to watch his television show.
    MPsslavetommy MPsslavetommy 70+, M 1 Response Oct 15, 2010

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    I Miss Witty Banter

    We live in the post-witty era. Instead of Groucho's clever one-liners, we have Jackass: The Movie. (sigh) Watching Johnny Knoxville eat a worm and then giggle hysterically for an hour saying "Dude! wasn't that, like, crazy?" isn't what I would consider "witty...
    niceguyinhell niceguyinhell 31-35, M 3 Responses Jan 24, 2009

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    Lots of people say that the Marx Bros were ahead of their time with their surrealist comedy, but I don't agree. We probably need to wait another hundred years before we can call...
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    An old Soviet joke. Karl Marx was resurrected and came to the USSR. He was shown factories, hospitals, cities and villages, etc. Finally, he requested to be allowed to make a...
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    How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 8

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    Your mother is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M Feb 12

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    Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    "Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex. " -Karl Marx
    janice1986 janice1986 26-30, F Feb 17

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    How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?--None; the light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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    To The Girl Who Replaced Me, Please Take Care Of Him! Dear Replacement, There are a few things I think you should know, as you are now the object of his affection. Don’t let...
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    Love sucks. I fell for a guy online I only got to see his pictures never heard his voice never hugged him no kiss he made me feel loved and wanted. He promised me happiness, but...
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    How do you wait At least 2 years For a possible soul mate But have no fears For you, I open my gate And wish that you were here But you live in another land Yet another reason...
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    before I asked her out, and before she said yes, my life was uninteresting. I thought I was just going through life. my favourite expression of mine "another day in the life of a...
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    Kenny Chesney - There Goes My Life Lyrics All he could think about was I'm too young for this Got my whole life ahead hell I'm just a kid myself how I'm gonna raise one All...
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    Kenny Chesney - A Lot Of Things Different Lyrics I'd spend a lot more time in the pouring rain without an umbrella Covering my head And I'd stood up to that bully when he...
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