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I Love Groucho Marx

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    Well, Here I Am

    I've heard that people are missing Witty Banter, so I came back to EP.Here I am, guys.
    WittyBanter WittyBanter 46-50, F Aug 23, 2011

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    Groucho Marx

    I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along. Julius Henry, aka "Groucho" Marx was an oustanding comedian who was born on October 2, 1890 in New York, NY.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Oct 30, 2013

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    Say The Secret Word; It's Something You See Every Day

    Who better to write about on National Grouch Day than Groucho? A great comedian and a good actor.. I didn't see a lot of his movies, I admit but I loved to watch his television show.
    MPsslavetommy MPsslavetommy 70+, M 1 Response Oct 15, 2010

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    Groucho

    The Marx Borther  films are some of the best and the best is "A Night at the Opera".But Groucho was a very witty man and I have abook of his sayings which wiil always cheer me up.  They were a remarklabe family and i gather actulally related to Karl Marx but I think they did...
    Fulke Fulke 70+, M Jan 6, 2011

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    I Miss Witty Banter

    We live in the post-witty era. Instead of Groucho's clever one-liners, we have Jackass: The Movie. (sigh) Watching Johnny Knoxville eat a worm and then giggle hysterically for an hour saying "Dude! wasn't that, like, crazy?" isn't what I would consider "witty...
    niceguyinhell niceguyinhell 31-35, M 5 Responses Jan 24, 2009

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    A Witticism - G. Marx

    "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." Groucho Marx.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Jul 13, 2013

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    Two Hard-boiled Eggs.

    "East is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does."   Somewhere in there lies a deep philosophical point about the ultimate nature of things. I just have no idea what it is. Groucho...
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