I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
Julius Henry, aka "Groucho" Marx was an oustanding comedian who was born on October 2, 1890 in New York, NY.
"East is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does."
Somewhere in there lies a deep philosophical point about the ultimate nature of things.
I just have no idea what it is. Groucho...
We live in the post-witty era.
Instead of Groucho's clever one-liners, we have Jackass: The Movie.
Watching Johnny Knoxville eat a worm and then giggle hysterically for an hour saying "Dude! wasn't that, like, crazy?" isn't what I would consider "witty...
The Marx Borther films are some of the best and the best is "A Night at the Opera".But Groucho was a very witty man and I have abook of his sayings which wiil always cheer me up. They were a remarklabe family and i gather actulally related to Karl Marx but I think they did...