I Love Having a Sense of Humor

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    Loretta78 Loretta78
    36-40, F
    1 Response Mar 5, 2016

    Whats the difference between a comedian

    and foul mouthed rude gob shite? about a few grand a a gig
    BikerDaddyBear BikerDaddyBear
    36-40, M
    Oct 20, 2015

    Sassypants2 posted a question that's asked what

    is the last thing we did that was silly. I happened to be walking into Office Depot where I was a few weeks ago where I posted about the epic imaginary gunfight I had with a kid. Her question inspired me. I read this post as I was just walking into Office Depot. I decided...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Jul 10, 2015

    At a college with a shady reputation,

    the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball team by suspending any basketball player who wasn't maintaining a passing average. Furious, the coach came storming into the dean's office, followed by one of his star players. "You can't keep him from playing!" the...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 1, 2015

    Damn...it's half over

    and I just received the notice!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 15, 2015

    I got fired today... Seems like my boss

    and I had a misunderstanding about "working" hard and being "hard" at work
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    4 Responses Apr 22, 2015

    There's Mad Cow Disease,

    Bird Flu and Swine Flu in this world. How come my boss didn't believe me when I said I had the Fish Flu? :D
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 22, 2015

    throwing a lamp at people

    who need to lighten up
    Afraidrhombas56 Afraidrhombas56
    18-21, F
    Apr 20, 2015

    I want to take a minute to tell you about my

    first crush (pic) It was delicious!
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Apr 16, 2015

    Pringles used to have "Once you pop,

    you just can't stop" on their packaging. Well, with my dislike of being told what to do, I would buy a can of Pringles and only eat just one! Now, their packaging says, "You don't just eat 'Em" And this is why I'm fat.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Apr 15, 2015
    Bedikrishu Bedikrishu
    26-30, M
    Apr 14, 2015
    apperentlyicanthavemynameagain apperentlyicanthavemynameagain
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 11, 2015

    Does your immanent linguistic eminence shine

    through when you use big words correctly? Of course, it's imminent!
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 10, 2015

    I love using big words I don't fully understand

    to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    6 Responses Apr 10, 2015

    Foreplay on a ticklish girl is a serious blow

    to the ego... They always laugh at your performance!
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    Mar 21, 2015
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    Mar 14, 2015

    If you can't laugh at this,

    i can't be your friend lol
    JerryJerryA JerryJerryA
    31-35, F
    Feb 6, 2015
    mstv1112 mstv1112
    22-25, F
    Jan 7, 2015

    When Bill Gates died,

    he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven. One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    4 Responses Nov 20, 2014

    It's ******* fantastic being in love with ur

    self it's not to often I feel this way so I just enjoy the experiences. no regrets. Than I stop using drugs and reality sets in. Then think to my self what a fucken idiot feel the feelings than later laugh at my self cause I'm human. Life's to short! Lol
    Janisoneluv Janisoneluv
    31-35, F
    Oct 5, 2014
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    36-40, M
    1 Response Sep 27, 2014

    I think it's my one saving grace!

    People can fault me for the way I look or the things I've done. But something they can't fault me on is my sense of humour. Very dry with a little sarcasm.
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    Sep 17, 2014

    I am very sarcastic, I have a dark sense of

    humor, I like to make people laugh. Nothing ever really bothers me.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits
    22-25, M
    1 Response Sep 16, 2014

    Three guys went for a nature walk one day,

    they decided to travel up a huge cliff with a very narrow path along side of it. When they reached the top, they found a mysterious glowing rock. On the side of it was a message carved into the side, it said, this is the chance to be what ever you three want to be, touch this...
    Sheismybestfriend Sheismybestfriend
    31-35, M
    1 Response Sep 16, 2014

    So...ever wondered why we name driveways,

    driveways, when park in them, and parkways, parkways, when you drive on them?
    Sheismybestfriend Sheismybestfriend
    31-35, M
    Sep 16, 2014

    I saw a video on how babies develop in the womb

    and then come out of a woman's vagina.... And it gave me a headache and an anxiety attack. I'm gonna just adopt. **** it
    curlyjaz curlyjaz
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 1, 2014

    "When troublesome days seem to make life empty,

    a lot of silly thoughts can help your mind remain fertile. Your sense of humor can also bring sunshine." — Dodinsky
    lovingRIZA lovingRIZA
    56-60, F
    Jul 5, 2014

    I love my daughter. We were outside having a

    private talk and all of a sudden she shrieks and runs away fast into our home and jumps on the kitchen chair.... Why do you ask ??? Because the ground is full of WORMS !!!!!
    jcain739 jcain739
    41-45, F
    Jul 2, 2014

    This would totally confuse me

    while driving.  Hopefully no one got into an accident looking at it for awhile,,,,,,
    lovingRIZA lovingRIZA
    56-60, F
    Jun 21, 2014

    "I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey,

    but I turned myself around." **Saw this on a billboard,,, lol :)
    lovingRIZA lovingRIZA
    56-60, F
    1 Response Jun 21, 2014

    I love a guy or anyone really with a sense of

    humor and who can take a joke. Life isn't fun if you around being uptight all the time. So let that giddy/goofy side out every once in awhile. I love a good laugh😋😄
    BlueMoonx BlueMoonx
    18-21, F
    Jun 19, 2014

    Crime Scene Investigation I am writing to say

    what an excellent product I have found Tide to be! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I continue to be amazed at the effectiveness of this wonderful cleaner. About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 17, 2014

    The1960texan The1960texan
    51-55, M
    1 Response Mar 24, 2014

    romeo & juliet (2014) j: lol

    where r u romeo r: wana come over? j: cant r: y? j: idk parents r: lets kill ourself j: lol k r: swag j: swag
    Cutebunny42 Cutebunny42
    18-21, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    Ghost hunters: Can you communicate with us?

    *Door creeks* Ghost hunters: Oh so your name is Dave??
    Cutebunny42 Cutebunny42
    18-21, F
    Jan 10, 2014

    It'S Always Good To Laugh

    I enjoy having a good laugh, in my opinion i find it better than being serious all the time. I like smiling and seeing other people smile and have a good time laughing about something.
    sadeyesallday sadeyesallday
    22-25, F
    Jun 11, 2013

    Laughter Is What The World Needs More Of...So Let Me Try To Do My Part.

    A joke I heard once goes like this: A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds...
    PeteVeritatem PeteVeritatem
    36-40
    May 14, 2013

    I Learned From The Greats

    i'm Monstermaster13. If my username is any indication, I have a strange and off-kilter sense of humour. If my stories are any indication....I love making fun of cliches especially horror cliches. My werecreature parodies like the werejohncandy and so on are perfect proof of this...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13
    22-25, M
    Mar 22, 2013

    Smosh

    Who knows Smosh, on youtube, hey're really famous. And when I'm down I always watch their vids, they so hilarious. So I recommend you: Smosh! Especially vids like, I'm not racist, or 'I lost my hair" -littlewolf1 (Akitah)
    littlewolf1 littlewolf1
    18-21
    Mar 13, 2013

    Plan For Peace

    That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have 'Schiffer Brains'.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 13, 2013

    Two Questions

    A man was skydiving. He pulled his ripcord to deploy his chute and it malfunctioned, he then pulled the ripcord on the emergency chute which also malfunctioned! As he was plummeting downward, he saw another man coming skyward! As the two passed, one going down, the other up, the...
    basementsong basementsong
    41-45, M
    Feb 7, 2013

    Humor

    If I didn't have a Sense of Humor - I wouldn't be married!!!
    imaginaryfriend88 imaginaryfriend88
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jan 22, 2013

    I Was A Used Car Salesman!

    Once upon a time, a long long time ago I was a car salesman. We are going back to the early 1980's, when a Chrysler Cordoba or Chevy Monte Carlo first broke the $10,000 mark, and an economy car was only $4,500. There was little profit to be made from new cars, so I stuck with the...
    wetdog777 wetdog777
    51-55, M
    8 Responses Nov 29, 2012

    Life : Good Vibes

    i never spent my day without a joke popped from my mouth! I can't help my self to be crazy for some times in a day . It is my natural way of fighting stress ,forgetting my problems & healing my wounds inside ! many would say LAUGHTER is the best medicine & i agree with this...
    ascelous21XXX ascelous21XXX
    18-21, M
    1 Response Nov 11, 2012

    Glad I Have A Sense Of Humor

    When you have a sense of humor, not only do you make other people laugh but you generally get others jokes and comments. Some people just do not the humorous side of much of what happens in life. If you can laugh at annoyances and mishaps, it makes day to day life much easier...
    wheretheskymeetsthesea wheretheskymeetsthesea
    56-60, F
    Oct 6, 2012

    Sense Of Humour

    Sense of humour,Where would I be,Without it?Goodness knows,It's just not me,I need a laugh,Joke or two,I guess,It's just the way I am.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Mar 10, 2012

    Buddies

    Two friends were in a bar celebrating. Had been drinking many hours and one of them got sick and before he could get to the bathroom, he threw up all over himself. He said: "Awww man! My wife is gonna kill me. This is a brand new shirt she just bought me!" His friend said: "Here...
    basementsong basementsong
    41-45, M
    1 Response Feb 11, 2012

    Tolerance

    What? Did you know, the first is good sense of humor, anything else can be tolerated.
    elanghitam elanghitam
    31-35, M
    1 Response Nov 10, 2011

    More Than Anything Else

    I love having the type of personality that can take a joke and tell a joke, dish it out but can take it as well. You won't ever see me having a laugh where it is at the cost of another persons dignity though.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 22, 2011

    Humor Is The Life Preserver In A Well Of Grief

    I haven't been here on EP for quite a while. Except for contacts from some incredibly faithful friends (who tried to stay in touch despite my reclusive behavior), I haven't been anywhere for quite a while. I lost my husband to cancer last September after a nearly 15-month...
    mamapolo mamapolo
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Oct 25, 2010

    Before My Computer

      from   www.churlygirl.com I found myself without a computer this week.  While waiting for my computer to recover from its grave illness, I had time to ponder what I did before technology took root in my daily routine.  Here is a list of a few key...
    CHURLYgirl CHURLYgirl
    31-35, F
    May 26, 2010

    Like to Laugh.

             Here on EP is so much fun a lot of my circle makes me laugh. I enjoy having a sense of humor.....
    cjpsf5 cjpsf5
    41-45, M
    10 Responses Jul 22, 2009

    Humour...

       A good friend once said to me "Sammy, without humour you should be dead in a box" and, y'know, it's kinda true. Humour makes the world go around...it breaks down barriers and involves people!    Sammy Jo Duponte x  
    Samm199294 Samm199294
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Aug 2, 2008

    Conversations With My Dog Scrappy

    Laughter is a good medicine for all humanity who desire to have a tension free life and future. Let us therefore, as a family, learn to laugh again. Laughter will ensure the complete eradication of all the unhealthy pent-up anger, the up-tight frustration, and the sadness...
    Healthguru Healthguru
    46-50
    Jul 20, 2008

    Everybody Should Have a Sen...

    Everybody should have a sence of humour. We all need one to try and see the other side of a bad situation. I think having a sence of humour is extreamely important, even if we can not see any way out at the time. Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 20, 2008

    IdoIdoIdo Oooo!!

    I do love having a sense of humor. Everyone around me has to have a sense of humor or it wouldn't work out. At all. I mean we wouldn't have anything to talk about...it would be kinda akward.....
    Eamane Eamane
    18-21, F
    Apr 13, 2008

    Yepper I Do

    read my blogs and you will find out.... :0)
    redman redman
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Apr 8, 2008

    Tea

    I adore my sense of humour. I would make it tea, should it be the kind of thing that can drink. But, alas, it is hidden somewhere inside me, os that means I have to drink the tea, so the humour gets some too. So everyone is happy and the humour gets a refreshing drink
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 2, 2008

    Laughter Is Good For the Soul!!!

    You have to laugh, we have these emotions for a reason.  Laughter or a smile makes a difference.  If u can find a way to laugh at yourself and situations then things do not seem so bad.  Everything has its moments.  Their say people who are funny outgoing...
    Butterfly4 Butterfly4
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 1, 2008

    Laughter Is Good For the Soul!!!

    You have to laugh, we have these emotions for a reason.  Laughter or a smile makes a difference.  If u can find a way to laugh at yourself and situations then things do not seem so bad.  Everything has its moments.  Their say people who are funny outgoing...
    Butterfly4 Butterfly4
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Feb 1, 2008
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