Probably My Favorite One: - HEHEHEHE last time i heard that one i laughed so hard i fell off my DINOSAUR. bahahahaha. yep, thats my favorite
McLovinthegirl 0 Dec 9, 2008
*You're* His Present? - This happened a couple years ago. It was in December (I think the week before we got out for Christmas vacation), and my friend was wearing a string tied around her stomach. "I'm my boyfriend's present," she said. "Did you keep the receipt?" I asked.
Nvisiblenite 1 Response 0 Sep 26
Logic - The next time a man/woman gives you the I'm just being logical stance in an arguement. Just pop this quote in. Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority. by Doctor Who
firespryte 0 Aug 30, 2012
I've Just Gotta Share This! - One Thanksgiving a few years ago my wife was in the Kitchen making a cup of coffee for my mother and she asked me: "How does your mom take her coffee" to which I quickly replied: "Orally!"
OhioScott 2 Responses 1 Aug 25, 2008
Skydiving - my ex, and I were watching a movie one time and there were skydivers in it, She asked me "how long do they have to pull the ripcord"? I answered "The rest of their lives"
Deepressed 2 Responses 1 Aug 3, 2011
Goofy But Still... - My favorite comeback of all time has got to be- " I know you are, but, what am I?"Ahahaha. That cracks me up everytime. I love it. It is just hilarious.
Lark33 0 Sep 4, 2012
I Couldn't Resist - I love to hear a great comeback such as “ya’ll comeback now ya hear?” or “come back and see us real soon.” Great Southern Hospitality at its finest.
fungirlmmm 1 Response 0 May 14, 2008
Hmm.... - Good Comeback...well...I know I can comment and do good in here...Well...I know that I can try make Friends smile...if I can't...I'm not working hard enough...
mother1983 8 Responses 1 Sep 17, 2008
As A Typical Scouse Comedian, I Love Hecklers, As It Makes More Openings ... - As a typical Scouse comedian, I love hecklers, as it makes more openings for comedy As a Groovy Grandad & ex-stepdad to 4 young lovelies, I even led with the chin & invited upset women to vent @ Ted...
ShyButCreativeSexyGuy 0 Jun 30, 2012
I Do, - An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, pink, blue, yellow, purple. The old man just stared. The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never...
deleted 4 Responses 4 Sep 13, 2008
Saying Them Too - i enjoy hearing them but am also happy with myself when i get to say one. one day, my husband jokingly told me that he would break my arm. i looked at him and told him that i would break his spirit. perhaps you had to be there.
kittten 2 Responses 1 Jan 18, 2008
Absolutely! - A good comeback is a wonderful thing. Last year (only like a few months ago lol), my fiance and another man at his work were teaching a trainee, and my guy gave a direction that sounded vaguley off-colour. The other man laughed and said 'That's what your wife said...
sugarburn 2 Responses 1 Jan 6, 2009
Nose Joke Anyone? - Was walking with a friend when a car with three young men slowed along side us and one called out to my friend,"Hey blondie do you wanna come over here and sit on my face"as quick as a whip she replied with"why,is your nose bigger than your...
keran 2 Responses 2 Sep 14, 2008
Still Waiting!! - I served an elderly man and his wife and after giving them their purchases,I said "thank you, see you later" he turned to his wife and said"she always says that but never shows up"
keran 2 Responses 5 Aug 25, 2008
A Little 'flashy' - a drunk walks into a restaurant and tries to get some service but he was too inebriated so the female manager asked him to leave. he got unruly so she threatened to call the police. He unzipped his pants and waved his private parts at her and said through his...
Deepressed 1 Response 4 Aug 3, 2011
Love It! - I posted this in another group, but I find it fitting here too. A joke someone once told me... A 19 year old boy recently joined the Army. After being away for just 4 months, he gets a letter from his girlfriend back home. In the letter, she tells him that since he's...
ladyzantorian 2 Responses 3 Feb 20, 2012
Elephants - A young boy goes to the zoo with his father. As they are passing the elephant exhibit the youngster looks over at the elephant. After a few seconds he turns to his Dad and asks "Dad, what's that hanging down from the elephant?" His father replies "That's his trunk...
Deepressed 2 Aug 3, 2011
It Was Good Enough... - Once I was walking down a street with two of my friends, and it was crowded. People were walking around, going to bars and the like. I was wearing these tight black and white striped pants I´ve got (which I love) with red sneakers. I wasn´t...
deleted 1 Response 1 Jan 22, 2009
Don't Underestimate The Quiet Kid - In art, it was around after October and this boy was saying how he saw a man dressed as a woman (for Halloween I take it). "Are you sure you weren't looking in the mirror?" I asked. It was always funny, because I was quiet and reserved in...
Nvisiblenite 0 Sep 26
Be Prepared For Hecklers - This is why men shouldn't breast feed!
ElLagarto 3 Responses 0 Jan 19, 2008
Touche! - There's a book full of 'em called "Acid Drops" by English actor/raconteur Kenneth Williams,who had a famously sharp tongue. I like one where he argued with another actor and called him something nasty. The guy said "I could never talk to anyone like that...
Rob22make3 1 Response 0 Oct 2, 2008
The Waitress - The best comeback I have ever heard came from a waitress who was in my employment at the restaurant I was manager of. It goes like this. I had the night off as I had been invited to a birthday party by a wealthy acquaintance named Greg, along with a few others...
deleted 2 May 12, 2011
I Get Too Excited, It Throws People Off. - Firstly, i'll say that I love a good argument. Arguments, that don't turn aggressive, can fuel many great ideas and feed the brain. Just recently, I was in an argument with a colleague of mine and she said something completely unexpected...
Demerviose 3 Responses 2 Apr 26
Especially... - when it comes out of my mouth, haha I'm normally really awful at comebacks and can't think of anything good for a few hours. I did have a good one semi-recently however. During the Beijing Olympic Ceremonies one of the guys sitting behind me said "How...
axelval 0 Nov 29, 2008
Except - As much as I love the cleverness of a good comeback. I'm not so great with them myself. Not always quick enough to get one in. Except for once in a while on accident.
brwneyedbeauty 0 Dec 9, 2008
Take That - There are few things as satisfying as a good comeback or retort. At the very most it disarms your opponent and at the very least it annoys or stuns them. Its like winning a debate, just a bit more petty. I can admit that at least. I just cant resist the urge to...
Lullacus 0 May 8
Blow Blow Blow - Good comebacks are great to hear. Especially when they come out of my best friend's mouth. She is a gem when it comes to comebacks. I'm thankful I've never been on the receiving end of one. But, she sometimes forgets comebacks and blows in their ear instead...
Luangi 4 Responses 1 Mar 12, 2008
Heheh - apparently i am very good in a fight, with good come backs. but i dont like confrontation so i dont get to show it. a swift verbal b**** slap is my speciality.
ForeverAutumn 0 Dec 21, 2008
Back and Forth.. - I have to agree with the others, I do enjoy a good comeback, especially when I can throw it back and forth, it's like a word game and may the best one win.
Krayons 1 Response 1 Feb 3, 2008
I Love Giving(Receiving) Massage - I LUV giving (and getting) massage. I am really good at it...I do deep tissue, therapeutic massage....for friends and family. Ladies say I have very good hand and some of them even say that my hands are made only for massage. I should continue...
andy4321 1 Response 1 Nov 25
I Am A Good Massage For Woman Contach Call Me 3930107953 - I ama good massage for woman contach call me 3930107953
waqarAsghar 1 Response 0 Nov 15
I Love A Good Quote - Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows.
PrettyPandaPrincess 1 5 days ago
Forbidden Love - I wish you'd fall in love with me," she said. "Why?" "Because you're really someone worth falling in love with. And if we were in love, I wouldn't be drifting. I wouldn't be nobody. At least not while I was with you.
terriblethings 1 Response 1 Nov 13
I Love Giving Massage - I have been involved with massage for over 7 years now. I love every aspect of it, the touch, the healing of emotions and spirit, the satisfaction of helping someone feel better in a mixed up world has rewards beyond any monetary gains. For the most part...
andy4321 1 Response 2 Nov 25
Love Giving Massages - Love Giving Massage I have been involved with massage for over 15 years. I love every aspect of it, the touch, the healing of emotions and spirit, the satisfaction of helping someone feel better in a mixed up world has rewards beyond any monetary gains...
andy4321 3 Responses 0 Nov 25
I Want To Love, And Be Loved. - I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want gemstones or gold. I have those things already. I want…a steady hand. A kind soul. I want to fall asleep, and wake, knowing my heart is safe...
livelaughlovedream3 2 Responses 4 Nov 26
Things We Get From Love - "Being loved deeply by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." Lao Tzu
greeneyedlady72 2 3 days ago
Keep Love in Your Heart - "Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead." Oscar Wilde
greeneyedlady72 3 3 days ago
The Agony Of Ageing - On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my ageing friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back…."
nevernohow 1 Response 1 Nov 22
Hi Everybody, - I'd like to chat to a girl who has the same passion like me.... I cannot understand why, but I have been attracted by the girls who have to pee in a such way that it become an excitement. I cannot describe why or how it gets aroused me, but I do love to see a...
napoleonebonaparte 1 Response 0 Dec 1
KFC Ran Out Of Chicken?!?!? - It was a summer day in June. I was hanging out with my 6 good friends at the local pool. My one friend Dwayne was hungry and said" Hey, why don't we get some lunch? How about some KFC?" He loved KFC ever since we where 3 years old. So we went to KFC...
MJtheMoonWalker 0 Nov 17
My Strangest Ever Male Massage - I have a problem with tension in my shoulder / neck area , work related and need remedial massage and physiotherapy occasionally. I usually go near my work in the suburbs near home . One week I had some city work to do one day in the afternoon...
andyp3136 4 Responses 3 Nov 21
I love getting a good massage. I also enjoy giving a good massages. Nothing like generous healing touch.
in2mec 1 Response 1 5 days ago
Laugh - A good laugh is a good tonic so lets make the effort to cheer someone up today.
mysteryjourney 3 Nov 11
Random Thoughts - With the exception of a few friends and a very special friend I mostly observe on this site. I read a lot of questions and answers and an occasional story. The variety in how people act on here is really pretty amazing. Almost as intriguing as the way people...
Trackcoachred 1 Response 4 Nov 13
Massage=Foreplay - Love massages and I always get stimulated from a good massage. If its real awesome and one flick of a nipple and I can ******. Crazy sensitive skin. Definitely a favorite foreplay...but I won't get one professionally because of my over stimulation problem lol
mandy795 6 Responses 9 Nov 19
Waving Hello - I love getting a good massage. I'm afraid of getting a professional massage worried about my member waking up and waving hello.
sweetwilliam75 4 Responses 1 Nov 19
I've always hoped for a " Good morning text ". From the person i love.
Eleannor 4 Responses 4 2 days ago
Blond Gets Pulled Over, - and starts to panic because she doesn't have driver's license! So she fumbles around in her purse, comes across a small mirror and thinks that it might do the trick if he ask's for I.D. After all, she looked in the mirror, and it WAS a good likeness...
TtotheD 2 Responses 4 Nov 12
Shifu Bruce Lee's Philosophy - 1. “I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to mine.” 2. “Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one” 3. “Be like water making its way through...
IncongruousAngel 2 Responses 2 Nov 16
Shared By One Of My Crazy Male Friend.😜 - Phrases you don't tell a naked man:👀 I've smoked joints fatter than that. Ahh, it's cute. I'm sorry. Who circumcised you ? Why don't we just cuddle ? You know they have surgery to fix that. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger. Oh no, a...
MeinHerzschlag 3 Responses 7 Nov 16
Massage Enthusiastic - I am here to give massage. People say I have very good massage hands. Would you like to give a try? I am in bay area of California. Please let me know if anyone interested. Best, Andy
andy4321 0 Nov 19
If The Girl Does Not Want A Massage....She Is OUT! - I LUV giving (and getting) massage. I am really good at it...I do deep tissue, therapeutic massage....for friends and family. If I meet a girl, and she doesn't like getting a massage...forget it. I want to help people and give...
7gj7 2 Responses 3 Nov 21
Interest. - Cheap words are never favoured. I am not a conversational snob, but... It is good to converse on shared interests.
aoutdouze 1 Response 2 Nov 26
Mergers Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker. 3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood. John...
jml2000 2 Responses 3 6 days ago
I do not go to parlors or chiropractors but, I think one of the most physically and mentally stimulating, relaxing, things that one can experience in life is a great massage, back rub, from someone in their life that enjoys sharing the healing power. The touch, the soft...
Factorial 1 4 days ago
"do not get up in the business of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup:
PrettyPandaPrincess 1 Response 1 4 days ago
I got a pair of Studio Beats by Dr. Dre today and I thought they were a real pair, she tested them to let me know they worked before I bought them and they seemed wonderful, but when I got home I found found out they were actually a fake pair. I'm not gonna complain though, they...
Mjj101 0 3 days ago