A man and a woman were getting it on in the woods. After 15 minutes the man asks for a flashlight. The woman says I need one to because for the last ten minutes you've been eating...
See Pic!!!I'm so sick of political correctness I could scream....well ok sometimes I actually do scream.So how many felt guilty today saying "Happy Thanksgiving", you know that the...
If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done.
This picture sums up how I feel most mornings..
“Think how you love me,' she whispered. 'I don't ask you to love me always like this, but I ask you to remember.'
You'll always be like this to me.'
Oh no; but promise me you...
"It’s rare to find someone who truly wants to explore you deeply beyond the body and mind, who has the desire to learn every ounce of your soul, just because they want to love...
Nigel was telling his mate Kevin about the first time he tried phone sex. "Was it good mate?" asked Kevin. "No it was embarassing, had to go to casualty to get the phone removed...
Hidey Ho good neighbor Tim!
Making love to music can be really romantic but only if you last longer than the intro of track 01.
"i talk to myself because i love dealing with the best class of people" 😀
Wow I am still tingling all over and slept really well now that's what I call a good massage wish I could afford to have one every day!
love when people make me laugh good sense of humor is great to have
Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.