My 15th anniversary was June 30. It was a lovely day. I was off work. Piddled with this and that. Ran a few errands. Slogged my way through the backlog of laundry resulting from my...
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His name was Bubba. He was from Texas but he was in New York City and he needed a loan. He walked into a bank in the Big Apple and asked for the loan officer.
He told the loan...
I have a bad stomach ache, I should probly eat but I'm trying to lose weight. I'm just rubbing my stomach laying down on my bed, feels sooo good.
A Bible group study leader says to his group, What would you do if you knew you only had four weeks left before the great Judgment Day? A gentleman says, I would go out into my...
The greatest this you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
My favorite quote of all time. :)
This one's a bit old now, but I remember laughing out loud the first time I saw this years ago... If you've never seen this clip from The One Ronnie and are looking for a good pun...
I can only fight for something that I love, love only what I respect, and respect only what I at least know <3
I was blessed with a massage therapist for close to 2 years who was a true healer, a Shaman by birthright. He learned my body; he adapted to my particular needs. I suffer from a...
New diet fade:
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous...
I LOVE giving them - hearing those little moans and seeing her squirm...the best part is when I've relaxed them enough that they just fall right to sleep while I'm doing it
Anyone can love a rose, but it takes a lot to love a leaf. It's ordinary to love the beautiful, but it's beautiful to love the ordinary.
Had a hectic day..feeling sleepy now, good night y'all
id love to have a good in~depth heart to heart with someone thats easy on the eyes
I don't love casually. When I love, it's fierce. It's my soul ripped wide open and raw. It's my whole heart on display. It's all I have and everything I know, handed over to you...