I Love Homer Simpson

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    I Love Homer Simpson!

    One of my favorites things in my kitchen is a Homer pez dispenser that is displayed on a shelf with flower pots over my kitchen sink. Have to share just a few quotes...so many quotes..so little time! Operator! Give me the number for 911! "Oh, so they have internet on computers...
    SensitiveNavel SensitiveNavel
    51-55, F
    Nov 11, 2012
    DefiantRed DefiantRed
    Jul 18, 2010

    Famous Homie Quotes

    “How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”    “I'm not normally a praying man...
    vanessa34 vanessa34
    26-30, F
    11 Responses Jun 11, 2009

    Do I Know What Rethorical Means?

    LOL. I thought I'd be the founder of this group but as it turned out someone else already started. Then again, how come there's only 8 of us here? Homer Simpson is the Donald Duck of next generation cartoon, I think. Bumbling, temperamental, always unlucky screwup. Kind of...
    june1999 june1999
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Jun 11, 2009

    My Guru

    I feel like I'm quite like him. I'm a woman who's thin and has hair and never drinks beer, but I feel like I tend to be lazy and childlike. I get freaked out by a lot of the things that freak Homer out. I bet if I met him, we'd get along famously. One of my fave things that...
    Sage360 Sage360
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jul 2, 2010

    Bart The Ultimate Prankster.

    Why you little!!!!
    EatMyShortsBitch EatMyShortsBitch
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Jul 24, 2014
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    2 Responses Apr 22, 2014

    Classic One Liners

    I think he has so much to say and here are a few examples of homers words of wisdom. Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually! Donuts...is there anything...
    thehippy thehippy
    41-45, F
    May 25, 2009
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