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    Shaving Cream

    I have a set story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of sh–aving cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look clean   I think I'll break up with my girlfriend Her...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Jan 13, 2009

    I'm My Own Grandpa

    Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed Oh I'm my own grandpa I'm my own granpa It sounds funny I...
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity
    31-35
    Aug 19, 2008
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