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    Two blondes fell down a hole.

    One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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    Few people have the balls to admit

    when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
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    Wife: "How would you describe me?

    " Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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    Few people have the balls to admit

    when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
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    I drank so much vodka last night,

    I woke up with a Russian accent.
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    Always wear cute pyjamas to bed you'll never

    know who you will meet in your dreams.
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