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I Love Illiterate Troll

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    Different Kinds Of Love.....

    Not into the passionate stuff with someone that lives under bridges; we climbers are into high places with panoramic views. You got to admire someone that can live under a bridge and still have such a quick wit and hold his/her own against all comers. Very gutsy person. More than...
    climber1 climber1 66-70, M 4 Responses Dec 11, 2012

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    *blushing!*

    So there I was stalking a friends groups when I stumbled upon this one! I feel all embarrassed now! But I'm very touched and you've given me a warm little glow, thank you! Mwah!
    Illiteratetroll Illiteratetroll 46-50 2 Responses Nov 10, 2012

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    My My.... Oh My

    Trolly is such a doll of a person. As we would PM back and forth, Troll would mention what delicious treat she was munching. But!!! It gets better: I received a parcel in the mail FILLED with Trolly treats! Troll included the very things she would tell me she was eating. How...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 2 Responses Feb 12, 2013

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    For My Trollbaby

    Illiteratetroll? She IS endearing... Stop it Troll, I see you leering! Catch her when she is in "form;" OH MY GAWD! She watches ****! You must in fact cut her a break... She ALWAYS shares if she has cake. She's supportive, kind, and loving too... Perhaps she'll be a friend...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 4, 2013

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    Eh

    She is awesome, the most thing that makes her awesome is her sense of humor, she is really funny! Makes me laugh out loud at times! Plus, she is very kind and friendly, even to the EPers she doesn't know, I mean.. I am talking about myself when I first met her, but now we are...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 1, 2013

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    YAY For Troll :)

    I knew this group would exist! Troll is someone who always notices people and really cares about them.
    FallenAngelWOOT FallenAngelWOOT 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 19, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    Troll troll troll your boat, gently down the stream. You're gonna have to try a lot harder dear. Suicide is not a joke btw
    WintersSoldier WintersSoldier 18-21, F Jul 12

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    and he thought i would cry wtf? seriously the guy thinking he could call me names would make me whimper........ or the fact that he says i was abused as a child would make me...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 25

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    You have to learn to laugh. I don't consider myself to be a troll but I joke around sometimes with the users here. Most of the time people cannot tell if I am joking or being...
    Jackson2222 Jackson2222 26-30, M Jul 12

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    Jokes I troll the troll it self mayn
    baconassassin baconassassin 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Asked a casual question today of 'What is the most intoxicating smell to you?' The response of 'rape in the morning' was just something I was NOT expecting in any form. Why EVER...
    joydream joydream 31-35, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    That may be that. My wife discovered that I have stayed in touch with my girlfriend. She packed a bag and left. My children are both out of town. I dread Sunday, when I have...
    PC09 PC09 51-55 3 Responses Jul 2

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    I'm very weird but i know my friends on EP will accept me. Usually i ignore trolls but i had to address this one. It's people like that that are ruining EP. No profile pic, no...
    Heartsu Heartsu 26-30, F 4 Responses Jun 29

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    Hurray for Trolls! I am laughing my head off at the bitter comments of one. thank you for the comic relief.
    Katertoten Katertoten 46-50, F Jun 23

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    I have more than a few trolls to add to this long list. armygirl2012, captaingargoyle, and deadheretic. my crime? being a feminist. ._.
    SourQueen SourQueen 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 28

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    Hey TROLLS "If you don't have anything nice to say Don't say anything at all "
    jupsta jupsta 36-40, F Jun 28

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    I'm not a troll. I just like to make people smile. There's a big difference.
    SomeCatsBarkRuuff SomeCatsBarkRuuff 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    User 1337anonymous1337 is a troll. Just a heads up.
    TheAnonymousINTP TheAnonymousINTP 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Do you know why trolls have that ugly color?It's because they're green with envy....they feed on it thus  making hate run through their veins. Once in a while you'll run...
    LittleMinxx LittleMinxx 41-45, F 1 day ago

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    I love you guys so much that I'm gonna write a little section for each of my closest friends on here. Thank you for being my friend, everyone. TheContemporaryDancer- It's no...
    BewareTheGonzo BewareTheGonzo 13-15 4 Responses Jun 28

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    This is such a cool idea and so useful for personal growth and insight. Although there are definitely some snide troll types, my experience so far has been great. Connecting with...
    mylove77 mylove77 36-40, M Jun 24

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    For the last 3yrs I've used Paco Rabanne One Million - because I got a squirt from a bog troll in Liverpool and my ex was, how can I put this politely, all over me :) I've tried...
    Mick672 Mick672 41-45, M Jun 26

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    My wand has chosen you! Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player Hey, baby; I must be in the Room of Requirement, because I require YOU! Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F Jun 27

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    I love my science and would not mind doing a few other experiments while I am there anyways.
    ziroks ziroks 22-25, M Jul 9

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    The Room and Troll 2 are honestly my favorite.
    autumnwinds20 autumnwinds20 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I came to EP because a friend invited me here. She was undergoing a divorce and being on EP was her escape. At first I was drawn to the silliness of Q&A, but I've found that under...
    AvalonWeiss AvalonWeiss 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    I was given the opportunity of meeting Mr. Mcfeely. He did a public show in Scranton PA at the trolley museum and I was the little boy who got to help him make a cake for Purple...
    Muddylover Muddylover 18-21, M 13 hrs ago

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    Ok so this my first story, I was about 14 when noticed I liked girl I was lesbian or bi ...Well I fell crazy in love with this girl in my school, she great when two us where...
    freedomlovergirl freedomlovergirl 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    OK! Let me be straight a head and honest when i talk about women. Most guys talk about the girl azz and beebs as have to say some does. I do look to women in different angle as...
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 31-35, M 1 hr ago

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    my hands, Your hands Tight up like two ships Drifting, weightless waves try to break it I'd do anything to save it why is it so hard to save it? my heart, Your heart sit tight...
    5sosGirl 5sosGirl 13-15, F 1 hr ago

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    I love someone and would give the world to have her, but..... I'm in such deep love with someone, and I cannot shut her out of my mind, not even for a second. I wake up several...
    aldream221 aldream221 31-35, M 10 hrs ago

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    When I was a teenager I had an amazing crush on my neighbour. She was lovely and I used to love seeing her sunbathing in her garden in a skimpy bikini. When she went away on...
    Stephbscot Stephbscot 41-45, M 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I didn't plan on falling in love with you, and I doubt that you planned on falling in love with me. But once we met, it was clear that neither of us could control what was...
    hannagrace hannagrace 31-35, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Love love LOVE this classic... Elvin Bishop - Fooled Around & Fell In Love - HD Bubblerock Promo ... vimeo.com/56494381
    stacey6988 stacey6988 31-35, F 1 hr ago

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    An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison...
    Loneliness78 Loneliness78 31-35, F 5 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    If I love sin then I love satan but if I hate sin then I love Jesus Christ .... So your choice also he force no one but it your choice.
    7DeadlySin 7DeadlySin 13-15, M 8 hrs ago

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    As every good story starts; there's this girl. I met here when moved to my current city about 7 months ago. I got to school and made friends by the end of first period. Lunchtime...
    timboslice42 timboslice42 13-15, M 8 hrs ago

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    I am not a native English speaker,but I'll try to be understood by you. I met someone on Internet one year ago. We are both from different countries,so we speak in English. The...
    nathhalia nathhalia 16-17, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    So sneaking out naked has been a regular hobby of mine for the past 3 years. I usually have pretty fun adventures but tonight was my most adventurous ever. So right now it is...
    yoyomobread yoyomobread 16-17, F 14 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I didn't realize that I could actually grow to tolerate him much less fall in love. He was the guy I saw Bye Bye Birdie with. The guy who taught me how to work a light board...
    OverusedSlogan OverusedSlogan 22-25, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I really love people. All kinds of people. I love getting to know them, what they like, what they do; I like learning what makes them special.
    Irwood Irwood 16-17, F 9 hrs ago

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    It really helps that i LOVE beer. I live in Grand Rapids, Michigan which has been dubbed "Beer City USA," so there is no shortage of good beer here. I love to drink and get drunk...
    ilovefatforsomereason ilovefatforsomereason 22-25, M 8 hrs ago

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    A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. A...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I love all my lovers and my haters even though haters can get annoying I still lib yuh thanks for all the nice sweet things
    GIRLYGIRL894 GIRLYGIRL894 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I'm obsessed with her I wanna meet her so bad and wanna be like her but I look nothing like her but my friend has her hair and face can be similar and it makes me jealous cause she...
    hellokitti hellokitti 13-15, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Bryan Ferry - Slave to Love. Heard this on the radio the other day and loved it. Enjoy :)
    Varun555 Varun555 31-35, M 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    If life is a question mark What if all we have ever wanted isn't hiding in some secret and far away dream but inside of us now as we breathe one another and find...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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