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I Love Intelligent Machines

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    Copy Machines

    Right now, a copier at work is showing a display telling everyone where paper is jammed inside of her.  I am quite turned on by machines that know this much about themselves :-) ... Actually I think she's being "bitchy" though, cause the last several times she's shown...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Feb 16, 2010

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    I Was Bored While Creating Test Users...

    and actually I was waiting for someone to get back to me on something at work... so I did quick a search online for a particular brand of machine to see if anyone had posted any cool pictures/footage... the brandname of the machine was "Helena"... If you know me, you have seen...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Mar 22, 2011

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    Today In A Fastfood Place

    While I was buying a sausage biscuit I saw a girl fartin' around with a really large smoothie or ice cream machine... The machine was one of these new-fangled Taylor ones with the very beautiful 4 line or so VFD display that you don't even know is there unless the machine...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Dec 15, 2009

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    Computerized Sewing Machines

    The first one I ever saw was the Husqvarna Designer through a store window in Alexandria, VA.  I was immediately in love with the idea that a sewing machine would have a computer inside, let alone one with a huge screen (and the screens even got bigger in the later models I...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 3 Responses Feb 6, 2010

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    She's A Little Confused Right Now....

    This RainSoft water softening controller isn't connected to a water tank, but she's interpreting the facts the best she can given all that... Now I've read that these Ladies can actually monitor how you use water and adjust their procedures accordingly... My kinda girl :-)
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Aug 7, 2010

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    More Of Miss Rainsoft...

    This is a walkthrough of her menus... She knows the time and date, even tracks this when power is off, and also can be told when her family is on vacation... In addition to her ability just to monitor and understand stuff....
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Aug 7, 2010

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    Lainox

    I was just searching the web for something else entirely and learned of a company called "Lainox" who makes restaurant equipment.  Since the name was intriguing (if you know me, you know why too :-D), I then Googled that, and they have a very hi-tech computerized oven with...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Feb 16, 2010

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    I'm Sort Of Turned On By This...

    This auction right now on eBay called "AMSCO Eagle Steris Model 3017 EO Sterilizer Aerator"... Why does a device like this need a computer inside? And check out the printout.  You can't even open her door aparently without her making a note of it :-D
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 3 Responses Nov 5, 2009

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    I Wonder How Common Stuff Like This Will Be In the Future...

    A vacuum cleaner who sends you little complaints by e-mail if she doesn't like something... http://homeappliances.wordpress.com/2006/09/27/md-airforce-vacuum-emails-over-powerlines/ In my recent ponderings on "what it meant for a machine to be anthropomophic", I...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Sep 28, 2009

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