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I Love Intelligent Machines

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    Today In A Fastfood Place

    While I was buying a sausage biscuit I saw a girl fartin' around with a really large smoothie or ice cream machine... The machine was one of these new-fangled Taylor ones with the very beautiful 4 line or so VFD display that you don't even know is there unless the machine...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Dec 15, 2009

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    I Wonder How Common Stuff Like This Will Be In the Future...

    A vacuum cleaner who sends you little complaints by e-mail if she doesn't like something... http://homeappliances.wordpress.com/2006/09/27/md-airforce-vacuum-emails-over-powerlines/ In my recent ponderings on "what it meant for a machine to be anthropomophic", I...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Sep 28, 2009

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    Copy Machines

    Right now, a copier at work is showing a display telling everyone where paper is jammed inside of her.  I am quite turned on by machines that know this much about themselves :-) ... Actually I think she's being "bitchy" though, cause the last several times she's shown...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Feb 16, 2010

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    More Of Miss Rainsoft...

    This is a walkthrough of her menus... She knows the time and date, even tracks this when power is off, and also can be told when her family is on vacation... In addition to her ability just to monitor and understand stuff....
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Aug 7, 2010

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    Computerized Sewing Machines

    The first one I ever saw was the Husqvarna Designer through a store window in Alexandria, VA.  I was immediately in love with the idea that a sewing machine would have a computer inside, let alone one with a huge screen (and the screens even got bigger in the later models I...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 3 Responses Feb 6, 2010

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    I Was Bored While Creating Test Users...

    and actually I was waiting for someone to get back to me on something at work... so I did quick a search online for a particular brand of machine to see if anyone had posted any cool pictures/footage... the brandname of the machine was "Helena"... If you know me, you have seen...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Mar 22, 2011

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    I'm Sort Of Turned On By This...

    This auction right now on eBay called "AMSCO Eagle Steris Model 3017 EO Sterilizer Aerator"... Why does a device like this need a computer inside? And check out the printout.  You can't even open her door aparently without her making a note of it :-D
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 3 Responses Nov 5, 2009

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    She's A Little Confused Right Now....

    This RainSoft water softening controller isn't connected to a water tank, but she's interpreting the facts the best she can given all that... Now I've read that these Ladies can actually monitor how you use water and adjust their procedures accordingly... My kinda girl :-)
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Aug 7, 2010

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    Lainox

    I was just searching the web for something else entirely and learned of a company called "Lainox" who makes restaurant equipment.  Since the name was intriguing (if you know me, you know why too :-D), I then Googled that, and they have a very hi-tech computerized oven with...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Feb 16, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    When I was a young girl my father use to race snow machines. He traveled with a business that sponsor's the snow machine races. He'd travel trough Mich and sometimes out of state...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F Feb 3

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    The Older, The Better I Suppose. I'm not even twenty-one, but I still really admire intelligent minds over the majority of minds my age. As a younger guy, it's not really easy to...
    AtypicNic AtypicNic 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 2

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    There is something about an intelligent woman that makes me happy. The ability of someone with intelligence that can actually keep me interested in a conversation is amazing. It is...
    chrissed47 chrissed47 18-21, M Feb 14

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    Just warning, this might get slightly long. So, I am a 13 year old girl. (Please don't judge me by my age). I have always been kind of "boyish" or however you want to call it. I...
    Wildheart919 Wildheart919 13-15, F 7 Responses Feb 6

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    Just warning, this might get slightly long. So, I am a 13 year old girl. (Please don't judge me by my age). I have always been kind of "boyish" or however you want to call it. I...
    Wildheart919 Wildheart919 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 6

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    I am a 12 year old boy who has been bullied all my life. I don't have any physical or mental problems from it...at least not yet. I have yet to find a girl who I think appreciates...
    QBWR QBWR 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    So this is my last month at the box :(. It's a good month to end it because we have an obstacle relay at the end of the month. I've been excited with how much I've improved in so...
    LanaKane101 LanaKane101 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 10

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    I'm attracted to intelligence. No the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you've gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent...
    MarissaSimmonds MarissaSimmonds 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 2

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    Maybe it's because I can have deep converstaions with intelligent men, and they won't end.
    Amusical135 Amusical135 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    I get really excited when I meet a really intelligent man .its so sexy .you're thinking my my sir what a big brain you have....it keeps me on my game as well I definitely read...
    amie26 amie26 31-35, F 6 Responses Feb 3

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    You could be the sexiest guy on the planet but if you can't hold an intelligent conversation with me, I don't give a damn.
    ComplicatedGirl18 ComplicatedGirl18 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 3

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    Quality is never an accident.It is always the result of intelligent effort.John Ruskin.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F Feb 7

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    Science, proper science, looks for the truth regardless of what you personally want to find. Creationist "science" and intelligent design are the opposite. It's not looking for the...
    FluffyStuff FluffyStuff 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    We got a new one cup coffee machines at work and I set it up. I place a little sign on it which read, The new and improved techknowledgey Voice activating coffee machine...
    bayowolf2 bayowolf2 51-55, M 2 Responses Feb 7

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    The Upper Peninsula of Mich always gets slammed with lots of snow. I remember snow so deep I could walk across it and right up the roof of the garage. Most families have snow...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F Feb 9

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    Tagore's letter to Gandhi.Dear Mahatmaji, Power in all its forms is irrational; it is like the horse that drags the carriage blindfolded. The moral element in it is only...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F Feb 9

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    Back in the 70's winter in Upper Mich revolved around snow machines for my father. You get a free weekend and grab some buddies and go riding sleds. I don't think there was a lot...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    There is nothing more attractive, interesting, fascinating and sexy than an intelligent woman.
    RC4blue RC4blue 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 12

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    "Machines" by Crown The Empire. Favourite song right now!
    Norsenadian Norsenadian 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 16

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    It was a beautiful sunny day so I took a ride out to my girlfriend's house to have coffee and chit-chat. She is a single mother raising two girls. She has a ranch style house...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F Feb 17

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    A woman is in a coma, and the nurse tending to her notices that whenever she is sponge bathing the woman, the woman’s vital signs jump a little on all of the machines an screens...
    BandsSavedMyLife BandsSavedMyLife 18-21, F Feb 21

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    Looking to chat with an intelligent, attractive man aged 22-39.
    Lelayla Lelayla 31-35, F 18 Responses 6 days ago

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    I like to think my wife and I are intelligent. We embrace nudity too as clothing seems unnecessary when in a warm environment. Here she is in her glory!
    EclipseV EclipseV 31-35, M 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    I'm the same as I was when I was 6 years old And oh my God I feel so damn old I don't really feel anything On a plane, I can see the tiny lights below And oh my God, they look so...
    FabledCity FabledCity 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    actually am intelligent i listen to the classes i ask doubts but i dont know why i fail in my exams at finals everyone in the college gets shock , dont know why its happening to...
    shekarleader shekarleader 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    "Believe it or not," I typed in with a smile, "I usually come across as too shy." I pressed the 'enter' button and waited for him to respond. "Seriously?" was his reply, and I had...
    thetitania thetitania 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    Well actually am I going to talk about my best, best 100% flawless friend on EP. She is one of the best people I have met ever since I came back. I have left this place for two...
    GunWarrior GunWarrior 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 2

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    I'm not even sure where to start, or how to do this. As I try to focus to get this out, I can't help but fear how melodramatic I'm being. I don't get to talk to anyone, really. The...
    tacgirl tacgirl 26-30, F 4 Responses Feb 2

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    I love creative writing and want to share short stories with everyone- if you want to read them, they are not novels just short pieces :) This story starts quite sad, and isn't my...
    XdreamingofparadiseX XdreamingofparadiseX 13-15, F Feb 7

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    I have thought about this for awhile and want to know what people think. I know this is a little different but if I could describe a woman who would be a great fit for me she would...
    luckyone1979 luckyone1979 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 16

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    I am a Virgo but don't feel like a typical one because I love exploring new horizons, I get bored with routine but then I yearn it, I'm impatient, I can be blunt and abrasive, I...
    CosmicPrincess CosmicPrincess 26-30, F Feb 17

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    So I have a student, let's call her Ashley (not her real name). I had her as a student for the first time four years ago when she was a freshmen and I was 24. Being a young, male...
    jlr1987 jlr1987 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 22

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    I am in love with two completely different men. Danny is my dream guy, physically. He has those brown eyes that always manage to draw me in. Danny is brazilian and has a dark tan...
    molliee151 molliee151 22-25, F 6 days ago

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