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I Love Intelligent Machines

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    Today In A Fastfood Place

    While I was buying a sausage biscuit I saw a girl fartin' around with a really large smoothie or ice cream machine... The machine was one of these new-fangled Taylor ones with the very beautiful 4 line or so VFD display that you don't even know is there unless the machine...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Dec 15, 2009

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    I Wonder How Common Stuff Like This Will Be In the Future...

    A vacuum cleaner who sends you little complaints by e-mail if she doesn't like something... http://homeappliances.wordpress.com/2006/09/27/md-airforce-vacuum-emails-over-powerlines/ In my recent ponderings on "what it meant for a machine to be anthropomophic", I...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Sep 28, 2009

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    I'm Sort Of Turned On By This...

    This auction right now on eBay called "AMSCO Eagle Steris Model 3017 EO Sterilizer Aerator"... Why does a device like this need a computer inside? And check out the printout.  You can't even open her door aparently without her making a note of it :-D
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 2 Responses Nov 5, 2009

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    Computerized Sewing Machines

    The first one I ever saw was the Husqvarna Designer through a store window in Alexandria, VA.  I was immediately in love with the idea that a sewing machine would have a computer inside, let alone one with a huge screen (and the screens even got bigger in the later models I...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 3 Responses Feb 6, 2010

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    More Of Miss Rainsoft...

    This is a walkthrough of her menus... She knows the time and date, even tracks this when power is off, and also can be told when her family is on vacation... In addition to her ability just to monitor and understand stuff....
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Aug 7, 2010

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    Copy Machines

    Right now, a copier at work is showing a display telling everyone where paper is jammed inside of her.  I am quite turned on by machines that know this much about themselves :-) ... Actually I think she's being "bitchy" though, cause the last several times she's shown...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Feb 16, 2010

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    Lainox

    I was just searching the web for something else entirely and learned of a company called "Lainox" who makes restaurant equipment.  Since the name was intriguing (if you know me, you know why too :-D), I then Googled that, and they have a very hi-tech computerized oven with...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Feb 16, 2010

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    She's A Little Confused Right Now....

    This RainSoft water softening controller isn't connected to a water tank, but she's interpreting the facts the best she can given all that... Now I've read that these Ladies can actually monitor how you use water and adjust their procedures accordingly... My kinda girl :-)
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Aug 7, 2010

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    I Was Bored While Creating Test Users...

    and actually I was waiting for someone to get back to me on something at work... so I did quick a search online for a particular brand of machine to see if anyone had posted any cool pictures/footage... the brandname of the machine was "Helena"... If you know me, you have seen...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Mar 22, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    Reasons I love coffee: - tastes like hopes and dreams - other people talk to me in the mornings - prison is a real thing - hard to work with eyes closed - helps me mimic socially...
    JosephinaBallerina JosephinaBallerina 31-35, F 1 hr ago

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    All it takes is just sharing a laugh or two with that person and some songs. And when they start to say the same things that I have in mind, it's like a connection has already been...
    Lxza Lxza 16-17, F 1 hr ago

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    I love music because of its beautiful melody. It is comprised by different notes and magically flows into your heart and ears which can relax you from a tiresome journey/work or...
    jessyung jessyung 26-30, F 1 hr ago

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    I do love use pacifier, and also bib, babybottle, sippy cup and diapers. I would love if this would be fulltime.
    SofiaMikaela SofiaMikaela 26-30, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Sigh.. Where to even begin this battle. I have been married for almost 17 yrs. I have fallen out of love long ago, but since we are military and I have no job I am trapped. We have...
    luvme4me2012 luvme4me2012 31-35, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I want to honor the beautiful, magical feeling of in- love-ness, with a beautiful full moon approaching, with my heart wide open to receive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    For some reason...I'm totally capable of love and loving people who do not return it. I can give and give and give love...even when I feel like I have nothing left to give, I...
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 22-25, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Everything about them. There is more to love and they give the greatest cuddles
    TheDevilsSon666 TheDevilsSon666 46-50, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    i love those people who love me with no reason :')
    ihtisham ihtisham 18-21, M 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    "Someone who is worthy of your love will never put you in a situation where you feel you must sacrifice your dignity, your integrity, or your self-worth to be with them...
    miru1 miru1 26-30, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I LOVE MY MOMMY <3333 She understands me & I thank her everyday for popping me Out #MommasBoy :)
    Jojo069 Jojo069 22-25, M 3 hrs ago

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    Intelligent people tend to acquire power in their lives. Doctors, teachers, lawyers, business managers and so on, one usually meets them when they have control of some sort. We may...
    Richlieu Richlieu 61-65, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    intelligent women get me hot. haha.
    funguy6987 funguy6987 26-30, M 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    I love talking to intelligent people but on this site I've yet to find anybody that is intelligent I know 6 year old kids that have higher IQs then the people on this site and the...
    thomwhite59 thomwhite59 56-60, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    Weak people revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore.
    nice4mheart nice4mheart 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    So I've been talking to this one guy on the phone for awhile and our conversations are awesome. His personality alone, I can't even begin to put it in words. Ok, yes I can. He's...
    Salute2MyFlaws Salute2MyFlaws 18-21, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    The mind of a woman can be so cunning...like a cat!With that said....keep them out of politics!!!!;)(hehehehehehe)
    Spitbak Spitbak 41-45, M 4 days ago

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    When a guy is intelligent, it would seem like he would be able to figure out how to talk to girls as quick as he could solve a complicated math equation. But it's actually the...
    erika514 erika514 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    I have a very deep need for a connection with someone who isnt in this kind of relationship just for the sexual aspect. Of course, physical attraction plays a big part. My mind is...
    smartprincess77 smartprincess77 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    It's difficult for me to feel this way. I feel like I am falling too fast to grip onto anything to stop myself. She's intelligent, an educational leader in her work. She loves...
    RomanticRamsey RomanticRamsey 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    My lunchtimes can get pretty strange and creative. The labs where I work get these huge bags of grains like rice, oats, barley, dent corns (mostly intended for ingredients in farm...
    UnderwaterTeaParty UnderwaterTeaParty 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    My last girlfriend was highly intelligent and taught me so much. I really miss her. Intelligence is far more important than a tight *** or perky boobs. When looking for a new...
    JKerouac JKerouac 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    The Status of Madden NFL: In which the Business Rests Going Into Madden 16 A year ago, Madden NFL received probably the warmest wedding reception novice provided since EA...
    MQYANG MQYANG 18-21, F Aug 19

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    A few years ago, while still in Ontario at my old job. I was in the middle of a call. The ladies around me started to buzz about this guy that just came onto the floor. I finished...
    snowberry75 snowberry75 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    Darned auto correct. I wrote this about how much I enjoy building ship models. Since they represent historical "machines", I'm going to leave it under this experience heading...
    Dave002 Dave002 56-60, M Aug 19

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    Then I find out how easily they can put me in my place. Stop doing that, intelligent women. Use your intelligence for good, not bad. Well, bad from my perspective.
    Gladhander Gladhander 36-40, M 9 Responses Aug 19

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    News story about the whale who asked some fishermen in Australia for help to remove some plastic from its mouth. (link in comments section). I have some mixed feelings about this...
    Tinboxdoll Tinboxdoll 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    After completing a rather detailed personality assessment for the research study I'm participating in I've come to the conclusion that yes I am amiable and kind to others but I do...
    honestlyanonymouslyme honestlyanonymouslyme 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    Now you can make yourself Like a Attractive and intelligent women with the help of our supplement its easy to use and buy because its less expensive here its name "Cerebria" and...
    JamesSmiths917 JamesSmiths917 22-25, M Aug 17

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    She is soo intelligent, does great humanitarian work and is a great actress. She is also really beautiful
    EdwardXV EdwardXV 22-25, M Aug 16

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    there is a huge difference between book-smart people and life-smart people. and in some cases very intelligent people may end up getting bad grades due to social factirs
    Faten99 Faten99 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 15

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    Battlestar Gallactica ! Such a great show and got cancelled due to the enormous costs. Heroes... why the hell did that got cancelled ? Hit and miss. A British TV show about a...
    Luckyguy1970 Luckyguy1970 41-45, M Aug 15

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