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I Love Intelligent Machines

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    I'm Sort Of Turned On By This...

    This auction right now on eBay called "AMSCO Eagle Steris Model 3017 EO Sterilizer Aerator"... Why does a device like this need a computer inside? And check out the printout.  You can't even open her door aparently without her making a note of it :-D
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 3 Responses Nov 5, 2009

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    I Was Bored While Creating Test Users...

    and actually I was waiting for someone to get back to me on something at work... so I did quick a search online for a particular brand of machine to see if anyone had posted any cool pictures/footage... the brandname of the machine was "Helena"... If you know me, you have seen...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Mar 22, 2011

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    More Of Miss Rainsoft...

    This is a walkthrough of her menus... She knows the time and date, even tracks this when power is off, and also can be told when her family is on vacation... In addition to her ability just to monitor and understand stuff....
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Aug 7, 2010

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    Copy Machines

    Right now, a copier at work is showing a display telling everyone where paper is jammed inside of her.  I am quite turned on by machines that know this much about themselves :-) ... Actually I think she's being "bitchy" though, cause the last several times she's shown...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Feb 16, 2010

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    She's A Little Confused Right Now....

    This RainSoft water softening controller isn't connected to a water tank, but she's interpreting the facts the best she can given all that... Now I've read that these Ladies can actually monitor how you use water and adjust their procedures accordingly... My kinda girl :-)
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Aug 7, 2010

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    Today In A Fastfood Place

    While I was buying a sausage biscuit I saw a girl fartin' around with a really large smoothie or ice cream machine... The machine was one of these new-fangled Taylor ones with the very beautiful 4 line or so VFD display that you don't even know is there unless the machine...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Dec 15, 2009

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    I Wonder How Common Stuff Like This Will Be In the Future...

    A vacuum cleaner who sends you little complaints by e-mail if she doesn't like something... http://homeappliances.wordpress.com/2006/09/27/md-airforce-vacuum-emails-over-powerlines/ In my recent ponderings on "what it meant for a machine to be anthropomophic", I...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Sep 28, 2009

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    Computerized Sewing Machines

    The first one I ever saw was the Husqvarna Designer through a store window in Alexandria, VA.  I was immediately in love with the idea that a sewing machine would have a computer inside, let alone one with a huge screen (and the screens even got bigger in the later models I...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 3 Responses Feb 6, 2010

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    Lainox

    I was just searching the web for something else entirely and learned of a company called "Lainox" who makes restaurant equipment.  Since the name was intriguing (if you know me, you know why too :-D), I then Googled that, and they have a very hi-tech computerized oven with...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Feb 16, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    Y'know, it's interesting how a different string of words may strike you ... well, differently ... at different times. I definitely enjoy interacting with intelligent people, as I...
    MisterSerious MisterSerious 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 6

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    Let me explain: Does not have to be erotic love or passionate love. But an intelligent woman always inspires me, sparks my curiosity and paints my canvas of all the colors under...
    breathingeasy breathingeasy 41-45, M 7 Responses Dec 8

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    There is nothing more attractive to me than an intellectual man. Not only intelligent, but literate as well. :)
    arianemariexx arianemariexx 18-21, F Nov 30

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    An intelligent knowledgeable woman gives me a mind ***** in no time. And we all know that mind boners are, well, boners waiting to happen.
    FryyM FryyM 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 6

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    God has given us the purest life catalogue to interacting and dealing with each other. You can see that clearly through the holy Qur'an, and it's really interesting to see your...
    Modyf Modyf 26-30, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    There are two things I adore being intoxicated with... music and pure love....
    Summerandroses Summerandroses 22-25, F Nov 30

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    "The smartest thing a thing a woman can do is to never need a man" Remember always ladies, he needs you.
    Summerandroses Summerandroses 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    I posted a story a while back about me asking a woman out. Today she wasn't absent at the club, so I actually asked her out! :D A shame though that she said it was just as 2...
    Junkard Junkard 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 29

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    The smarter the better....BUT. also physically attractive.
    SanchoPanzaElGuapisimo SanchoPanzaElGuapisimo 26-30, M 2 Responses Dec 4

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    Smart girls are just super hot.
    holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M Dec 9

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    I love intelligent women because there is always a conversation and a debate to be had. Conversation is very important as we age, when exterior beauty fades, and the honeymoon...
    shesheresomewhere2014 shesheresomewhere2014 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 10

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    I love intelligent guy message me Mia235
    mia235 mia235 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    The thing I like best about EP is that the environment it presents forces you forge relationships based on communication. So naturally, the more intelligent a woman is, the better...
    Jacob63 Jacob63 51-55, M 2 hrs ago

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    Damn This computer teacher is wayy too sweet haha <3 So today I was walking with my friends and he came up to me and said I will send u the letter of recommendation today...
    InLove000 InLove000 18-21, F 7 hrs ago

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    There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 2

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    I love women who are smart and I can hold an intelligent conversation with. It's such a turn on to me.
    eartheyes82 eartheyes82 31-35, M 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    which is the odd one out intelligent man intelligent woman or santa :)
    CrySweetRaven CrySweetRaven 13-15, F 9 Responses 2 days ago

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    Concerts make me happy ! thought i would list all the bands i have seen live ! ... The Flaming Lips x2 Smashing Pumpkins Less Than Jake x2 Reel Big Fish x2 Green Day Foo Fighters...
    TheFlamingLips TheFlamingLips 18-21, M 3 Responses Nov 22

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    Okay, here's the story: I have a very strong crush - I will not call it love - on my male employee. I am a manager at a place and he is one of my staff members. This should send...
    HunterOfTheRings HunterOfTheRings 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    An intelligent, beautiful woman with dirty mind that makes you lough non stop should be considered a ******* treasure.
    jojo0915 jojo0915 31-35, M 7 Responses Nov 24

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    bookshops are time machines spaceships story-makers secret-keepers dragon-tamers dream-catchers fact-finders & safe places (this book is for those who know this to be true) I...
    CaroleOR CaroleOR 46-50, F 2 Responses Nov 25

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    We have 37 rants on a a dan....we have control of ladies machines a year She has nothing
    onemorethingthatsit51 onemorethingthatsit51 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    "It's what non car people just don't get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half two tons of wires, metal, glass, and rubber. I see cars as amazing machines with extraordinary...
    CoolIntellectualJames88 CoolIntellectualJames88 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 29

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    Give me a geeky and intelligent girl any day.
    NuclearELDER NuclearELDER 41-45, M Dec 3

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    Right now I am not feeling intelligent. I don't think when I am doing something. That is why I am an idiot.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 5

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    To the point I would chain myself to a tree and get hit by machines if it would save the tree.
    MatildaBlack MatildaBlack 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 7

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    The mind connection to sexuality is the intensifier for me....nothing excites me more than an intelligent sharp -witted woman with an open mind and playful attitude sexually...the...
    ngdi ngdi 36-40, M Dec 9

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    There is nothing more exciting than having an intellectual conversation with another person. Physical attraction is important, of course, but it all starts with the mind. That...
    AmayaTsuki AmayaTsuki 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 9

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    I like them I'm not saying if you aren't smart I won't like you it's just I think talking to an intelligent person is fun and interesting they can teach you so much or you can have...
    digglett digglett 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 10

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    I see some things on here which makes me realise how dumb I am. I see stories with big words which I don't understand. I didn't do well at school, although partly cos I didn't go...
    CheatingTracy CheatingTracy 22-25, F 66 Responses Dec 14

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    I know that I have a brain but amaze myself at the dumb things I do and have done! I might be intelligent but my brain is clearly not always engaged. ;)
    Literaturegirl Literaturegirl 46-50, F 27 Responses 3 days ago

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    An intelligent woman stimulates my five senses. she's soft to the touch....beautiful in my eyes....pleasant of the scent.....music to my ears....delicious if I get a taste.....
    youngndfurius youngndfurius 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    As opposed to what, dumb and stupid ones? This title just kills me. There should be a group called; "Im attracted to dumb and stupid women" Or guys for that matter. Surely there...
    diegodlavega diegodlavega 46-50, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    some its just not your day and unfortunately u have a exam on that day what do u expect it doesn't mean he or she is not intelligent every one experiences a bad day
    waris1 waris1 16-17, M 1 day ago

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    Quiet but intelligent people are so attractive. It's such a mysterious yet perfect combination of traits. I'm not much of a talker, more of a listener, so I could listen to someone...
    Realitea Realitea 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I swear I develop a crush on every fcking guy who is intelligent and thinks out of the box, idk why but it's kinda sexy
    crazycatgirl0 crazycatgirl0 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    Aquarius and Scorpio, two of the most interesting and fiesty signs of all 12. This match is known as a strange, incompatible one, although many think this can be a match made in...
    AstroChic AstroChic 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 11

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