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I Love It When My Mom Breastfeeds Me

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 18, 2014

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    Ever felt like you are the WORST daughter/son ever when you make your mom cry?? It happened to me today. I did not disrespect her. We were just talking about my dad... who...
    EarlPhantomhive EarlPhantomhive 18-21, F 7 Responses Feb 4

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    Au Natural-I love Nude moms & our mom is & has always been a nude mom-(that is what makes her so unique & special). Nudism is something that our mom is & has always been perfectly...
    theswordinthestone theswordinthestone 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 30

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    Yup! I know the feeling lol. I love my momma! XD
    Terrain12 Terrain12 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 9

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    When I watch something on television, read something, or otherwise.. And I perhaps create this stereotype.. Which, well, probably has it´s function.. But I love when I watch...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    The more i grow the more i realise my "mom" is my best friend i ever had.
    KarenIsMyName KarenIsMyName 18-21, F 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Some people say it makes the person look sick when collarbones show. I like the sick look.
    jiayong jiayong 13-15, F 1 hr ago

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    I am not having a good evening tonight. My mom came home from work early due to being sick...again. I called her after I got off from work (like I always do) and it sounded like I...
    drummergrl06 drummergrl06 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    Sometimes my mom asks me for dirty clothes when she do the weekly laundry. But sometimes she jokingly asks for the clothes i was wearing that particular moment. I think what if one...
    Ashishkumar20 Ashishkumar20 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 19

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    Goodbye Kiss!! One beautiful morning I was leaving for my school when out of blue I remembered something. I instantly asked my father to turn off the car engine and told him that...
    hiddentears hiddentears 26-30, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Me: mom why do best people die early? Mom: when you're in a garden which flowers you want to pick? Me: The most beautiful one's.
    KarenIsMyName KarenIsMyName 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    You Never Thought Of Anyone Else-I hate that she cannot live without a certain demented individual who has beaten and pimped her as well as abused her children ever since he walked...
    OrchidOracle OrchidOracle 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 2

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    Yo momma is so old, when she was in school they didn't have History class!
    pattyhard pattyhard 51-55, T 1 Response Feb 12

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    Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!
    pattyhard pattyhard 51-55, T Feb 17

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    Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 17

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    my mom is battling breast cancer and has to have another surgery on March 18th. I'm not going to lie, I'm afraid. I hate when anyone has to have surgery. Please keep her in your...
    taurusboi23 taurusboi23 22-25, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic? The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 31

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    Thank you Mom for punishing me for the things I did wrong, I deserved every slap I got on my bottom, I am a disciplined woman because of you Mom. Thank you.
    somegirl300 somegirl300 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 11

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    Through my life I've always had things that usually don't happen to people happen to me. I tend to look at these "life experiences" and laugh. In Dec 2014 I had another what I...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F Jan 28

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    I can list many incidents that happened as my 2 children were growing up in the 1980's. You can look back at these moments and laugh now. At the time they happened you were...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F 2 Responses Jan 28

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    I'm struggling right now with watching my mom, on a daily and nightly basis, with her own loss of independence. She's only 70, but is blind in one eye and is experiencing early...
    MsInvis MsInvis 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    I have come to the realization,that I am NOT ready to lose my mom...and probably never will be. For whatever reason or no reason at all,be thankful for those in your life that you...
    readum16 readum16 26-30, F 8 Responses Feb 4

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    She supports me, cares the most about me, and always knows what I need. She makes me smile and wipes my tears when I cry. She kisses my injuries and makes me feel better when I'm...
    StillFlawless StillFlawless 13-15, F Feb 4

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    She is being a complete and total ***** right now. Sorry, but I "literally can't" anymore. I'm so sick of her yelling at me constantly for crap I didn't do. She takes out all her...
    lizygurl lizygurl 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5

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    Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 7

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    My mom and dad are the two most amazing people in the world. I couldn't have asked for better parents. Sure they do get on my nerves at times, but really, who's parents don't, but...
    kel619 kel619 36-40, F Feb 10

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    Yo momma so old her birth certificate expired!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 11

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    Uploading pics to here for the first time- kinda nervous. What do you guys think of my tubby little belly so far? I've been been putting on a couple extra pounds lately. I wasn't...
    ChubbyBunny499 ChubbyBunny499 22-25, F 13 Responses Feb 13

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    My mom got me a valentines day gift. she's so sweet. :)
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 14

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    I'm visiting my mom and we are watching sappy romantic Hallmark movies together. My only restriction is that no one dies.
    Deedle623 Deedle623 51-55, F 2 Responses Feb 14

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    I love mom more than everything, even more than me. I hope she knows it.
    lilikhaoula lilikhaoula 18-21, F Feb 19

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    I'm pretty sure most people with moms do.
    DarkLoser DarkLoser 13-15, F a week ago

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    Any sexy moms out there wanting to chat with a young girl?
    babyllove21 babyllove21 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    As we age our eye sight tends to dull. I was close to 50 when this started to happen with me. I researched "options" and came up with a plan. I'd get Lasik surgery done. My...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 30

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    she knows that I have a girlfriend an she doesn't like it at all. sometimes I say her name just to annoy her. when I do the bone an her throat sticks out an she starts to cringe. I...
    vertffy vertffy 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 10

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    Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12

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    my eldest daughter at 8 months old... myself carrying her and talking to a carpet sales man when all of a sudden she burps loudly right in the guy's face...he closes his left eye...
    tiffaz1984 tiffaz1984 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    As much as I'm pissed of at her, I can't help but always love her. Thank God for a snow day, we went shopping and everything. Had a good time.
    CheerleaderEm CheerleaderEm 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 2

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    This hasn't happened in such a long time but I truly love pets. It'd be a lie for me to say I love all animals because I don't but dogs and small, furry things.... They're the best...
    Allforaview Allforaview 18-21, F Feb 15

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    I have a weakness for beautiful women and if they have pretty feet to match that's hot as fk. I give the best foot massages to their pretty little piggies . I used to suck my ex...
    twalkermyconfession twalkermyconfession 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    Just had a super high calorie lunch, loved it. It was super greasy high fat noodles and Chinese donuts. Chinese donuts are basically deep fried bread dipped in fatty oils and...
    gainerboy gainerboy 13-15 4 Responses Feb 7

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    True Poets.. Make you feel.. And listen.. They leave you breathless.. "I stare at everyone it makes me wonder why I can't see anyone but you maybe change and all these...
    Kardia Kardia 36-40 2 Responses Feb 8

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    It didn't take long for me to mentally accept my adoration for beautiful feet wasn't a phase but a part of me. In fact two traits that I find myself aiming for when it comes to...
    niceguycursed niceguycursed 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 10

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