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I Love It When You Fondle My Trigger And Then Blame My Gun

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    Ya git me all mad and then yell at me fur it! What did ya expect from a LA woman? A bed of roses?
    Kittychanel Kittychanel 41-45, F 6 Responses Jul 23, 2012

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    Granddaddy always said When he was 17 he met the girl The one in all his dreams And man that was it He never once looked back He found something He just knew was gonna last And if...
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    I can not suggest this holiday break much more really, our only regret is we cant return there next week! Certainly paradise, absolutley wonderful.The Americas By providing the...
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    Ok... Here goes. "Love" is in parenthesis here. I HATE being blocked. While I prefer not to comment about the Who, the How, the Why - everyone being free to act as they like...
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    Love vs doubts... My love to you have won over any doubts I might have had at times... You have taken me and my heart belongs to you... Youre in my heart at all times, even when we...
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    when you called last night and we meet again, i was so happy knowing you made the effort..it maybe a short talk but it was so meaningful to me..i miss you, your eyes looks so sad...
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    Just pondering if I will be able to go diving With all the instructors in Biyadhoo or will I really have to do a study course first?All have air-con as well as a minibar, although...
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    I feel bad that i am not sad when you are and a great wave of emotion comes flooding over me. Next thing you know im in tears as well.
    cleocat1234 cleocat1234 13-15, F Oct 12

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    Oh, this is rich. I have fallen in love with words on a screen, thousands of virtual exchanges and looking into the eyes of digital photographs. He only lived four hours away, but...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 3 Responses Oct 14

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    You can 😍 I loved my last girlfriend more than anything. But she found someone better than me. But now I have the best person out there and I met her online and she's my world...
    uselessperson64 uselessperson64 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I met my girlfriend on here and she's so perfect and I love her so much so yes. It's possible to love someone you only know online. She makes me the happiest person alive and helps...
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    10-23-14This is my new dress the Queen bought for me. Its so cute, maybe a little to short. If my wife wore it I'd call it a turtle dress because it would only be two inches below...
    stefiecdtv stefiecdtv 51-55, T 5 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Those people who do that are already down & they want you to join them .. Misery loves company .. *** dem haters & them! Fake friends !!
    missyluvsmissy4me missyluvsmissy4me 41-45, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Th red jumpsuit Apparatus Misery Loves Company.
    Danae102 Danae102 18-21, F 56 mins ago

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    I used to be such a skinny girl. I was 5"6' and 96 pounds. Ever since I started a relationship with my current boyfriend 2 years ago, I've been piling on the pounds like crazy. I...
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    campingonmars campingonmars 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 1

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    It's so beautiful when it rains it's great.
    herealways2017 herealways2017 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    someone apparently did not like the fact i am from the Netherlands. She asked where i am from and when i replied : the Netherlands , i got blocked. Weird people around here
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