And now for something completely different:
Getting Rid of the Arachnid
When Isabel espied a spider through the x-ray alive inside her
She cried "Oh doc! A spider I spy
Inside of me
In my insides!"
The doctor said "We'll have to cut
To get it...
You're my creation, you're bisexual, you're my ideal of the celebrity I based you on...and you excite me like no other man. ****, you're so sexy...
Right now, you have Rob up against the wall of the shower, your Irish-Filipino colouring blending with his Mexican and I want to...