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I Love Jerking Off

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    ******* Off

    I love to jerk off. I will jerk off most every day at least once. I often think about one of my coworkers, she is very sexy for an older woman. She has a nice ***. I see her first thing every morning, we have coffee together and chat about most anything. Her perfume is...
    dagwoodie dagwoodie 51-55, M 8 Responses Sep 27, 2013

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    I Enjoy Rubbing My ****.

    I love ******* off and edging til i blow my load. Sometimes i lick my *** off my fingers mmmm.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 27, 2012

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    Jerkingoff

    I love to jerk my **** too! I love too rub my shroom head with oils. the *** blast is fantastic.
    ccboyy357 ccboyy357 41-45, M Jul 4, 2013

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    Can't Help It Sometimes.

    I've always loved playing with my ****, I can't help it sometimes how hard I get, I just have to jerk it until I shoot my load everywhere. Even talking about stroking my ***** is getting my horny. The look and feel of my thick **** as I yank and pull on it relentlessly, always...
    devilsin666 devilsin666 22-25 1 Response Jan 23, 2011

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