I Love John Stewart

For fans of the anchor of the Daily Show, the pioneer of fake news. 144 People

    John Stewart Is Brilliant.&nbs...

    John Stewart is brilliant.  I will never forget the day that he did the "Dead Eye ****" skit.  As if that event wasn't hilarious enough, he took it to comical heights that any comedian (alive or dead) would laugh at.  I think even God had a good chuckle...
    theophania theophania
    22-25, F
    Jan 25, 2007

    Not to be the worst..

    .. But... It's spelled *Jon
    VirginneartheAtlantic VirginneartheAtlantic
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 18, 2014

    In A Toatally Not Gay Way

    I watch Jon every night, even re runs sometimes
    quickfix4x4 quickfix4x4
    31-35, M
    Oct 5, 2012

    Daily Show Fan

    My boyfriend and I both like John Stewart. I read his picture book and it was hilarious.
    ameeker ameeker
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 16, 2007

    He says things that make me feel

    that somehow one day it won't suck as much
    aghc001 aghc001
    26-30, M
    Mar 14, 2014

    He Is So Funny And Adorable

    I love the Daily Show and watch it...well daily. I get sad when Friday comes around because I know there will be a few days without John Stewart. I have such a crush on him. lol
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 17, 2012

    Elmo!

    His Elmo bit was so funny, I couldn't breathe! I love Jon Stewart!
    missadventurer missadventurer
    22-25, F
    Jan 30, 2009

    According to a study,

    viewers of the Daily Show are much better informed on the news and politics than viewers of FOX or MSNBC.
    RustinCohle RustinCohle
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 14, 2014

    Celebrity Exception.

    I love him. I love his show. He's so hilarious and nice.. and what he did for the girl from the movie "Once" at one of those award shows (the oscars?) made my love for him sealed. If I were ever to meet him I would seriously be willing to have sex with him given the...
    WorldlySheep WorldlySheep
    18-21, F
    Jul 10, 2008

    Indeed.

     He makes fun of both sides. I respect that. 
    Mdear Mdear
    18-21, F
    Dec 26, 2010

    A Question

    I love to watch him from to time to time. Would someone please explain about his sanity rally? It sounds fasciniating. Heaven knows there is much insanity out there that needs attention!
    Sage360 Sage360
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Sep 30, 2010

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