Words can't describe how much I love that crazy twisted man
And yes my boyfriend is well aware of my love for Johnny Depp he even watches Johnny Depp movies with me
not love but rather respect him a lot!
"You know that feeling you get when your standing on a high place and you want you want to jump? I don't have it" -Johnnie Depp.
The best actor I've known #nobias
"Johnny Get Angry"
Johnny I said we were through
Just to see what you would do
You stood there, and hung your head
Made me wish that I were dead
Oh, Johnny get...
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you...
So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it.
One day in class, Johnny...
Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that's round red and good to eat? Sarah: an apple? Teacher: No it's a tomato...
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' Johnny: I is..
Teacher: No, that's not correct Johnny. You should always say, 'I am.'
Johnny: Okay, 'I am the ninth...
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes,"
he says. "My daddy taught me."
"Can you tell me what comes after three?"
"Four," answers little Johnny.
A teacher asks her class to talk about something they think is important. Little Johnny raises his hand and is called to the front of the classroom, where he draws a dot on the...
"It's My Party"
Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone
Judy left the same time
Why was he holding her hand
When he's supposed to be mine
It's my party, and I'll cry if...
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, May I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
"New Kid In Town"
There's talk on the street; it sounds so familiar
Great expectations, everybody's watching you
People you meet, they all seem to know you
The Small Turntable
I remember when I was a kid going to the train depot with Mom one day and picking up a package. It was a good sized cardboard box and took up a spot in the...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother.
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher asks, "Johnny, join these two sentences together.
I was cycling to school.
Insult - Sister
May a weird customs inspector discover a secret compartment in your sister.
-- Johnny Carson
The Classic country George Jones, Johnny cash(but who doesn't like Johnny) Conway Twitty, etc.
"Hurt" in the style of Johnny Cash
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting...
This has been a difficult week to say the least. There are things this week that I never thought I would have to face or have to try and overcome. But, through it all, I needed a...
"Black Is Black"
Black is black
I want my baby back
It's gray, it's gray
Since she went away, Ooh-Ooh
What can I do
'Cause I-I-I-I-I'm feelin' blue
If I had my way...
Did you know Johnny Mandel wrote the theme from the TV show M*A*S*H?
Had an interesting conversation with my wife tonight. She had gone to play tennis… and came back talking to me about hearing certain ladies talk about their impending divorces...
Last day of the rest of my life
I wish I would've known
Cause I didn't kiss my mama goodbye
I didn't tell her that I loved her and how much I care
Or thank my pops for all the...
"North To Alaska"
Way up north (North To Alaska)
Way up north (North To Alaska)
North to Alaska
They're goin' North, the rush is on
North to Alaska
1. Iron man- Robert Downey jr. is the reason why I watch the bloody movie.
His humour. His features that seem to be like wine(getting better wit age)
Hurt - johnny cash
Drown - front porch step
Bad company - 5fdp
Sex - the 1975
How long will i love you - ellie goulding
One more night - maroon 5
Stubborn love - the lumineers
Just a bunch of random songs in no particular order. I'll probably end up thinking of more songs I should've put on this list later. But anyway lots of videogames and anime and...
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Don Corleone to Johnny Fontane in the GodFather
I walk the line - Johnny Cash
"The Battle Of New Orleans"
In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans...
"Sink The Bismark"
In May of nineteen forty-one the war had just begun
The Germans had the biggest ship that had the biggest guns
The Bismark was the fastest ship...
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months."
Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"
Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get...
"Dark Horse" by Kattey Perry
I knew you were
You were gonna come to me
And here you are
But you better choose carefully
‘Cause I am capable of anything
Of anything and...
2 years ago, I met a boy, someone I really loved, yet being young I couldnt even recognise love let alone grasp the concept.
So anyway things between me and him were great for a...
I fell in love with horses the way most young guys fall in love with horses in their childhoods — through movies, cartoons, horse figurines and even a wooden rocking horse. I...
As I rise and give thanks for another day I walk by the mirror and what do you know I see a gray, no way! This can’t be what I think it is there is this just cant be true. I’m...
First love can never be replaced because the innocence and purity of your heart prevails just once and after it ends people use their mind and not heart to love again..
My name is Laurent ACHER
41 years old, French mother tongue
I'm single ,
height : 1.85 m,
Weight: 85 Kg
brown hair, brown...
I love to make my girlfriends tell me during sex how they first sucked someone off… at what age they started ************… usually this confessions are followed by a compliment...
I love the song Somebody's me by Enrique and Wish you were here by Avril Lavigne..which ones are your favourites???
I keep seeing this as I'm skimming and my mind forms "I love to Time Travel" and I get really excited.
I absolutely love reading and getting lost in a book. I'm extremely open and will pretty much investigate any novel that is suggested to me, so please feel free to throw me some...
We are both females. I am 17. She taught me two years ago and I've been hooked ever since. I know it can't happen in reality...she's married and 10 years older. But I can't stop...
I love having 2 men in my life. I have a husband and a boyfriend. They don't know about each other. I will always have 2 men in my life.