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    What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question with a joke?
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    The Best Pick Up Line Ever - A Scotsman walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman, he gives her a quick glance, then , casually looks at his watch for a...
    ExtremeNextHTNF ExtremeNextHTNF 26-30, F 52 Responses Jun 1, 2013

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    A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is...
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     Daaru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi ne Kasam li.........Aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga..........1st fekte bola - Teri vajah se Meri Naukri gayi.........2nd fekte...
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    Never Wax Your Hoo-ha - All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on...
    DEGBEME DEGBEME 56-60, M 153 Responses Feb 27, 2013

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    Cyber Sex Chat - Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "Cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines...
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    why are tumblr girls and white girls so helpless? because they cant even! hehe wait im on tumblr...****
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    I wish I could sleep buy my stupid ADHD kicks in and, well, basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old macdonald had a farm, heyyyyyyyyyyyyy macarena.
    dandydan1999 dandydan1999 51-55, M 7 Responses 2 days ago

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    A Man goes to the doctor for a check, and the doctor exams him and says "I've got bad news, you've got cancer and alzheimers" The man goes "Thank god I don't have cancer"
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    And if you think lawyers don't have hearts. Read the best lawyerstory of all time...bar none. The United Way Health Research Foundation realized that it had never received a...
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    Daily Joke 10-31-2006 - I start with a 'safe' joke about a blonde girl... (he thats me ;-) ) A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer...
    linda linda 21-25, F 37 Responses Oct 31, 2006

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    A man has got one of the new "smartwatches" and is bragging about his to a friend. "Wow, it can call, text, play movies, download games, it can do everything!" his friend cries...
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    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three...
    ButterflyEff3ct ButterflyEff3ct 18-21, F 11 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    a Woman's Ultimate Fantasy - A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy... In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the...
    iriseyes iriseyes 21-25, F 22 Responses Nov 18, 2006

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    Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That - There was once this man who requested to see both heaven and hell before dying. So when he went to hell, he saw people sitting around a circle...
    iriseyes iriseyes 21-25, F 20 Responses Nov 6, 2006

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    My Daily Joke .... Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? - Why did the chicken cross the road?: PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. DR. SEUSS: Did...
    linda linda 21-25, F 37 Responses Nov 5, 2006

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    A boy sends a text BOY: Hey GIRL (to herself): OMG..he jst texted me..I wonder what he wants..maybe he just wants to talk..or maybe he's mad at me, but all he said was hey.. I...
    enriqueclasico enriqueclasico 26-30, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    The Man And The Cat - A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was...
    CassiaDream CassiaDream 18-21, F 8 Responses Apr 24, 2013

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    I just wanted to post a picture of my '****, it's a nice '****, pretty big '**** as well. Now you can't just grab my '****, picture only cause only I know how to stroke my...
    Mrperfectstranger Mrperfectstranger 51-55, M 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    This Is Priceless - I used to be like this... Then I met a girl... She was like this... Together, we were like this... I gave her gifts like this... When she accepted my proposal...
    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 41-45, F 51 Responses Apr 2, 2013

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    My Daily Joke...suspicious Mother - Suspicious Mother Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing...
    linda linda 21-25, F 33 Responses Nov 6, 2006

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    If you have a ship made of 100 planks of wood, and over time replace every single, but keep all the old planks and build a ship with the old planks Which ship is the original ship...
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    How To Lose Weight, For You Guys - JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.. The next day, there's a knock on the door...
    hellimus hellimus 26-30, M 49 Responses Sep 16, 2012

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    Counting... One, Two, Three.... - Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 44 Responses Jan 20, 2010

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    Italy Vs. Greece - A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have...
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    "Dear person who stole my copy of Microsoft office, I will find you. You have my word." LOL.
    janedeuxtrois janedeuxtrois 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Silk Pyjamas - A man called home to his wife and said: "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This...
    EbonyLady EbonyLady 41-45, F 41 Responses Aug 21, 2011

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    Why am I Divorced?      Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant...
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    "dad, What Is Politics?" - A little boy goes to see his Dad and asks, "Dad, What is politics?" His Dad says: "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of...
    righteouschica righteouschica 18-21, F 15 Responses Sep 18, 2012

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    Dave bursts into the house, "Daddy! My GPA is 3.78 on a scale of 4!" The father is amazed and says "This calls for a party." The father takes Dave on a ride around town to shopping...
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    Never Assume That Men Understand. - A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area...
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    After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car, his father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy...
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    Anger Managment - When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't...
    TheOneyouwerewarnedabout TheOneyouwerewarnedabout 70+ 31 Responses Aug 27, 2012

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    Two children were in the Doctor's waiting room. The little girl started crying. Little boy asked her "Why are you crying?" The girl said "I'm here for blood test and the Doctor is...
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    A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to...
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    Confucius says... Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. Confucius says... If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. Confucius says...
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    "why Don't You Please Shut Up??" - "A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it...
    valobasa4ever valobasa4ever 31-35, F 65 Responses Jan 20, 2013

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    2 kids were deciding what game to play. One said "Lets play doctors and patients" The 2nd kid answered "Ok, you'll be the doctor, I'll sue".
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    A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the...
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    Eight men have been at a mental hospital for a period of time and are being tested to find out how they are progressing in order for them to leave the institution. The doctor in...
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    Very Funny - Someone passed this along to me and I just had to share it! HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it carefully in laundry hamper according to 'lights...
    KerriJ1970 KerriJ1970 41-45, F 43 Responses Sep 20, 2013

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    A guy sits at the bar and orders a drink, a second later a real short guy jumps out of his shirt pocket and starts running up and down the bar knocking drinks over, kicking over...
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    Dear Dogs And Cats: - The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 27 Responses Sep 25, 2011

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    A Mature Lady - A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I...
    darkice123 darkice123 36-40, M 84 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    A pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man. He shouted, "In the name of Jesus, what do you want from this Man?! Speak! Before I cast you out into the lake of fire! The demon in...
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    There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said, "Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for...
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    What did the egg day to the pot of boiling water? "I'm going to have difficulty getting hard since I just got laid by a chic. "
    chastewhisperer chastewhisperer 41-45, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    The Prisoner Has Escaped! - A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart...
    BhabeDel BhabeDel 41-45, F 44 Responses Sep 2, 2012

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    Cardiologist's Funeral - This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral... A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital...
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    Why Men Are Never Depressed - WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The...
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