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    My Daily Joke...suspicious Mother

    Suspicious Mother Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and...
    linda linda 18-21, F 33 Responses Nov 6, 2006

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    For years, men and women have argued over

    which is more painful: Being kicked in the bollocks, or giving birth.So how can we reach an answer? Well put it this way. About a year after a couple"s first child, a woman will say "lets have another baby"But I challenge you to find a man, who one year on, will turn to his mate...
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    There comes a time when a woman just has to

    trust her husband... A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 5 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Here is a good joke..

    ....................................................................................................................................Islam.
    EarDrummers EarDrummers 22-25, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    The Prisoner Has Escaped!

    A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the...
    BhabeDel BhabeDel 41-45, F 47 Responses Sep 2, 2012

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    A widowed Jewish lady,

    still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    A Mature Lady

    A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one...
    darkice123 darkice123 36-40, M 101 Responses Sep 28, 2012

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    Are My Testicles Black?

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask, "Are my...
    Wistina Wistina 22-25, F 36 Responses Oct 6, 2012

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    "There is no such thing

    as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988 "There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 18 hrs ago

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    give me an laughable jokes

    or a hard riddle
    SpongeCake1 SpongeCake1 22-25, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very

    lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also...
    openbook15 openbook15 26-30, M 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    The Type Of Lover

    John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." John says, "Well, give me some examples." Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a...
    1petitegreeneyes 1petitegreeneyes 46-50, F 52 Responses Aug 31, 2012

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    A little girl asks her mother

    where the human race came from. The mother explains that in the beginning, God made Adam and Eve, and that they had children, and their children had children, and so on up until the present time. Then the girl asks her father the same question. He explains that a long time ago...
    JohnWatsonMD JohnWatsonMD 61-65, M 3 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    Never under estimate the Importance of the

    BrA --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Striped BrA? zeBRA Q: Poisonous BrA? coBRA Q: Mathematical BrA? algeBRA Q: Sunsign BrA? LiBRA Q: Magical BrA? aaBRA ka daBRA Q: Religious BrA? BRA hmin! Q: Metallic BrA? BRAss Q...
    valobasa4ever valobasa4ever 31-35, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?

    A. Because it would be racist.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 2 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    Q: What does a mathematician do about

    constipation? A: He works it out with a pencil.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 21 hrs ago

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    The Irish Prostitute

    An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru...
    deleted deleted 26-30 61 Responses Jan 3, 2011

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    How do you confuse a fake punk?

    Point at his t-shirt and ask him his favourite Ramones album.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Anger Managment

    When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it...
    TheOneyouwerewarnedabout TheOneyouwerewarnedabout 36-40 39 Responses Aug 27, 2012

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    Q: Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

    A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 21 hrs ago

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    How To Lose Weight, For You Guys

    JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign...
    hellimus hellimus 26-30, M 53 Responses Sep 16, 2012

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    My girlfriend said our sex life was getting

    dull, and I should try and think outside the box.So I fukced her up the @rse.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 2 days ago

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    Walmart Shopper

    After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 113 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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    Never Assume That Men Understand.

    A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 113 Responses Dec 16, 2010

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    Counting... One, Two, Three....

    Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 55 Responses Jan 20, 2010

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    As for Elton John being a great musician- I

    agree. But while he"s the greatest on the piano, I hear he sucks on the organ.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Linda's Daily Joke...........men Are Like.......

    Men Are Like... Men are like a deck of cards.... You need a heart to love them A Diamond to marry them A Club to beat them And a spade to bury the bastards
    linda linda 18-21, F 38 Responses Nov 3, 2006

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    Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship,

    who gets saved? A: The Country!
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 2 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    This Is Priceless

    I used to be like this... Then I met a girl... She was like this... Together, we were like this... I gave her gifts like this... When she accepted my proposal, I was like this... I used to talk to her all night like this.. And at the office I used to do this... When my friends...
    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 46-50, F 60 Responses Apr 2, 2013

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    Never Wax Your Hoo-ha

    All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on......... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that...
    DEGBEME DEGBEME 61-65, M 156 Responses Feb 27, 2013

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    Why Men Are Never Depressed

    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack... You can be President. You can...
    climber1 climber1 66-70, M 52 Responses Mar 19, 2013

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    The sad life of a penis:I"ve only one eye,

    my hair"s a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbour"s an @rsehole, my best friend"s a cvnt, and my owner"s a w@nker.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Several days ago as I left a meeting at our

    church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically I headed for the parking lot. My wife, Diane...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 6 Responses 2 days ago

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    THE Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red > sports car and > was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a > blonde. > > The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's > license. She dug through her > purse and was...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 148 Responses Jan 16, 2009

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    How many men does it take to screw in a light

    bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 21 hrs ago

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    A father passing by his son's bedroom,

    was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands... "Dear, Dad. It...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 33 Responses Aug 24, 2014

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    Rohypnol is a load of bollocks.

    I"ve taken it for the past few weeks and haven"t scored once.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 2 days ago

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    "dad, What Is Politics?"

    A little boy goes to see his Dad and asks, "Dad, What is politics?" His Dad says: "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're...
    righteouschica righteouschica 18-21, F 21 Responses Sep 18, 2012

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    Italy Vs. Greece

    A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics" The Italian, nodding agreement, says...
    deleted deleted 26-30 35 Responses May 10, 2011

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    I"m so **** in bed I give women rohypnol

    after sex so they can"t tell anyone.
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 2 days ago

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    Margaret Thatcher's final wish was to be

    cremated. Unfortunately, we had no coal left.
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    The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney,

    walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney interrupts...
    ccrider63 ccrider63 61-65, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Hahahahahaahhaha Check this out.

    Its very interesting and Educative. If: A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is equal to; 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ; 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98% K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E ; 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96% L+O+V+E...
    Rosalindaag Rosalindaag 18-21, F 20 Responses Dec 13, 2014

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    "The 'Mai Tai' got its name

    when two Polynesian alcoholics got into a fight over some neckwear."
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    The Man And The Cat

    A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast...
    CassiaDream CassiaDream 18-21, F 17 Responses Apr 24, 2013

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