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    ANOTHER Laugh

    Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again...
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    Superman was flying around looking

    for a woman when you seen wonder woman naked on a rooftop with no legs open he said I'll hit that and be gone before she knows what happened in bang he was gone wonder woman jumped up and said what was that in the invisible man said I don't know but my *** sure hurts
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    Apr 25, 2015

    ANOTHER Laugh

    Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again...
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    26-30
    Feb 16, 2009
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