I Love Kids And The Funny Things They Say

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    My daughter asked me about good Friday

    and I told her about the crucifixion etc. so she said "why is it called Good Friday and not Horrible Friday?!" Imagine that...Horrible Friday. LOL
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    1 Response Apr 3, 2015

    Be Sure Your Sins Will Find You Out

    During an Open Day at my son’s school we took the opportunity of going into his classroom to admire the children’s work.  A crowd was assembled at one end where pictures of ‘My Family’ were on display.  There was some amusement.  So my husband and I went to investigate...
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    3 Responses Feb 9, 2011

    The Ballet

    Two little girls were sitting watching a performance of Swan Lake.  One turns to the other saying "What is the lump in the mans tights"  The other girl replies "That's what the lady stands on when he lifts her up!"
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    Feb 20, 2011

    Try Not To Laugh.

    Once one of my lil'sons, (5 at the time), got his -'you know'-, caught in his pants zipper, poor baby. I doctored 'it' up & told him it was ok if he just ran around the house with only a t-shirt on 'cuz we were the only ones home....& that  this would allow his...
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    1 Response Apr 16, 2010

    Parent: Did you bite her?

    Kid: No... She put her leg... Into my mouth... And I bit down... Parent: So you bit her? Kid: No... That was my brother's teacher's sister's something-or-other's situation; no biting involved, just biting down on legs put into her mouth... XD And she thought that she could get...
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    Nov 26, 2015
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