I Love Lamp

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 64 People

    deleted deleted
    Feb 12, 2014

    Well, I hate lamp now.

    Because the whole thing just burned out (not just the bulb), and that was the only light I had in this room. Damn it all.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    Oct 29, 2015
    DoeADeer517 DoeADeer517
    22-25, F
    Nov 21, 2015

    Oh Yes, and

    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party...
    ulionar ulionar
    41-45, F
    1 Response May 11, 2009


    I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this group. For one, it's great! For another reason, I was talking to one of my friends and he randomly just starts going, "I love lamp." So I just HAD to join this group. It was like a sign, lol.
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    Mar 16, 2008

    "Why Don't You

    go back to your home on W-h-o-r-e Island!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Mar 15, 2008


    I love this group! damn u though billy69, I was going to start it!! ;) lol "BAXTER!, BAXTER, AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, THE BAD MAN KILLED BAXTER!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 7, 2008

    That Is Because You Crazy!

    Watch. http://www.ineedcaffeine.com/unboring.php
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jun 10, 2008

    Where'd You Get Your Clothes From? ... The...Toilet Store?!?

    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you...
    suckfest suckfest
    18-21, F
    Dec 5, 2007
    n3v3rsl33p n3v3rsl33p
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 15, 2014

    When I moved to small-town (that probably goes

    without saying) northern Alberta, I thought that silence would be a nice change from the city lights of Toronto. And, for about a week it was charming. After the charm wore off, I peeled my tushy from my bathtub (aka: sanctuary) and poured myself into a doctor's office. After 5...
    tableforone tableforone
    31-35, F
    May 17, 2014

    I Love Lamp

    Would you like to come to a pants party?
    billy69 billy69
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Sep 12, 2007
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 6, 2014
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