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I Love Lamp

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    That Is Because You Crazy!

    Watch. http://www.ineedcaffeine.com/unboring.php
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 10, 2008

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    When I moved to small-town (that probably goes

    without saying) northern Alberta, I thought that silence would be a nice change from the city lights of Toronto. And, for about a week it was charming. After the charm wore off, I peeled my tushy from my bathtub (aka: sanctuary) and poured myself into a doctor's office. After 5...
    tableforone tableforone 26-30, F May 17

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    I Love Lamps Because...

    they barely light up the room. you can only see the corners. nothing else. they light the words of a book or light the yarn you are using to make a buncha bullshit. my hats and quilts mean nothing to my son, so put out the lamp and pull the ******* trigger because life's too...
    evonstevon evonstevon 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    Loud Noises

    Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom. Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about. Brian Fantana: You...
    WoodRooster WoodRooster 31-35, M Mar 18, 2013

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    n3v3rsl33p n3v3rsl33p 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    Eventhorizon75 Eventhorizon75 36-40, M Feb 12

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    Lava Lamp

    Not much of a story but I do like lamps LOL! I especailly like lava lamps and touch lamps. I want to get a nice standard lamp soon for my living room, I think there pretty cool! Um..that's it...that's my story LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Dec 2, 2007

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    "Why Don't You

    go back to your home on W-h-o-r-e Island!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 15, 2008

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    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6

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    Where'd You Get Your Clothes From? ... The...Toilet Store?!?

    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you...
    suckfest suckfest 19-21, F Dec 5, 2007

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    I Love Lamp

    Would you like to come to a pants party?
    billy69 billy69 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 12, 2007

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    LMAO!!...

    I love this group! damn u though billy69, I was going to start it!! ;) lol "BAXTER!, BAXTER, AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, THE BAD MAN KILLED BAXTER!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

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    OMG!

    I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this group. For one, it's great! For another reason, I was talking to one of my friends and he randomly just starts going, "I love lamp." So I just HAD to join this group. It was like a sign, lol.
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F Mar 16, 2008

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    Oh Yes, and

    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party...
    ulionar ulionar 41-45, F 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but...
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    So sneaking out naked has been a regular hobby of mine for the past 3 years. I usually have pretty fun adventures but tonight was my most adventurous ever. So right now it is...
    yoyomobread yoyomobread 16-17, F 22 Responses 1 day ago

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    A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70 Jun 25

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    Red Lamp A little boy was listening to a long and excessively boring liturgy of the passion of Christ in church on Good Friday. Suddenly the red sanctuary lamp caught his eye...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    Genie in the Lamp An atheist buys an Ancient Roman Catholic lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, "I’ll grant you...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    Red Lamp A little boy was listening to a long and excessively boring sermon in church. Suddenly his eye the red sanctuary lamp caught his eye. Tugging his father's sleeve, he...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    Its funny actually...was watching rio2.Again..and that cute capybara sings this song.loved the song...so checked it on you tube and boom!!live performance by Elaine Paige. Was...
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F Jul 3

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    Sullen clouds are gathering fast over the black fringe of the forest. O child, do not go out! The palm trees in a row by the lake are smiting their heads against the dismal sky...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    when u walk into lamp post, hit ur head , yet u smile like a fool coz some one just made ur day with three simple words... things get complicated, u feel lost yet u smile coz u...
    nealbrute nealbrute 22-25, F Jul 2

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    My grandma's house is facing the south, but she has this one room in the front left side of the house that I call, "the sunny room." It's small and painted white, with two closets...
    hornewrecked hornewrecked 16-17, F Jul 3

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    Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    Manawa mein mere aandhi hai uthiA storm has risen inside my heartbas stubdh khadi hoon mainand I stunnedSaanson mein baandh apani hi saansMy breaths are stuck withinnishabd khadi...
    adiscorpion41 adiscorpion41 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    Daylight See the dew on the sunflower And the rose that is fading Roses weither away Like the sunflower I yearn to turn my face to the dawn I am waiting for the day Memory Turn...
    popuptarget popuptarget 46-50, M Jul 13

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    "If life puts you in the dark, you will also get a lightbulb and a broken lamp"-Frankie Collins
    theDoomProject theDoomProject 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    I didn't read HP as a kid. I was brought up in a pretty strict christian household and Harry Potter was forbidden. I spent time (through books) in Narnia, Never Never Land and...
    starflower1 starflower1 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Platonic or romantic, I can't seem to hold lasting relationships. So many people have left me in such awful ways that I have trouble imagining people wanting to stay. Of course...
    Gold81 Gold81 16-17, F 4 hrs ago

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    I used to hate myself. I took blame for everyone else's pain and mistakes. I thought that I was scum of the Earth and how could anyone like me or care about me. And I often felt...
    hazy6 hazy6 16-17, F 1 hr ago

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    It's where we all start. It's the start of the long road. The start of our journey. This journey can begin when you least expect it. But it's not when we start. Or how we start...
    VolcanicPassions VolcanicPassions 36-40, M 1 hr ago

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    its been awhile since i logged into my ep account..bad thoughts are lingering inside my head again..and maybe thru writing in ep i can tune out these unhealthy thoughts im having...
    redchic4 redchic4 22-25, F 4 hrs ago

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    I'm with my first love, but we are in such a rocky stage. I don't know if I should continue being with him. But right now I love him so much. He is my best friend. I don't WANT to...
    misshaley7 misshaley7 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    I want someone that'll text me constantly, just because they can. I want someone to take care of me, be affectionate, and spend long nights with me. I want to have a girl that'll...
    futureboy64 futureboy64 16-17, M 21 mins ago

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    I would love to see pictures of sexy heels. I love them so much :)
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I love my Nissan Titan!! Bought it brand new last month and this is my second one. I traded in my 2010 Titan for it. Love how they have so much room and they ride very nice and...
    chris361977 chris361977 36-40, M 2 hrs ago

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    My MM has disrespected me one too many times. I have tried to be everything that he wanted but have lost myself. I've lost my spark, my enthusiasm for life and even sometimes my...
    nolasanchez30 nolasanchez30 31-35, F 1 hr ago

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    Im bad at starting conversations yet I love making friends (:
    tm0801 tm0801 16-17, M 4 hrs ago

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    I wanna **** you like a foreign film And there's no subtitles to get you through this And I'm a country you don't ever ever ever ever ever Want to visit again Line up, Roll camera...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    I've been learning to live without you now But I miss you sometimes The more I know, the less I understand All the things I thought I knew, I'm learning them again I've been tryin...
    awkwardat50 awkwardat50 46-50, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I don't know where to begin with this, but I'm in a relationship with a man that is 17 years older than me. We live together and have been together for five months. I really care...
    allytx11 allytx11 22-25, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    "My Love"-Paul McCartney
    maverick1962 maverick1962 51-55, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I believe that love is a myth. Hence, no question of anyone loving me.
    Tien101 Tien101 18-21 3 hrs ago

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    I love travelling. I have several homes around the world, in california, london, jakarta and bangkok. I have to travel to these places for buisness, but i also travel to other...
    MrDeanW MrDeanW 46-50, M 3 hrs ago

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    "Silly Love Songs"-McCartney & Wings
    maverick1962 maverick1962 51-55, M 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I am in love with my cousin. I admit it. It's not infatuation. Word cannot describe my feelings for her! Idk why and how this all happened. I want to be with her but I'm scared to...
    mateo213 mateo213 18-21, M 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I would love to go to Europe someday♥︎
    alenau alenau 16-17, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago