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I Love Lamp

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    Where'd You Get Your Clothes From? ... The...Toilet Store?!?

    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you...
    suckfest suckfest 19-21, F Dec 5, 2007

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    When I moved to small-town (that probably goes

    without saying) northern Alberta, I thought that silence would be a nice change from the city lights of Toronto. And, for about a week it was charming. After the charm wore off, I peeled my tushy from my bathtub (aka: sanctuary) and poured myself into a doctor's office. After 5...
    tableforone tableforone 26-30, F May 17

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    I just love lamp. Always there

    for me when I need it, always a bright, shining example of what it means to be there for you. Yeah they may break down sometimes, their light even may go out at times, but they're back in the game just as quick. You can replace a dim bulb, but you can't replace lamp. I love you...
    BigBlittleb123 BigBlittleb123 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    "Why Don't You

    go back to your home on W-h-o-r-e Island!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 15, 2008

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    Eventhorizon75 Eventhorizon75 36-40, M Feb 12

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    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6

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    I Love Lamps Because...

    they barely light up the room. you can only see the corners. nothing else. they light the words of a book or light the yarn you are using to make a buncha bullshit. my hats and quilts mean nothing to my son, so put out the lamp and pull the ******* trigger because life's too...
    evonstevon evonstevon 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    Oh Yes, and

    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party...
    ulionar ulionar 41-45, F 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    Loud Noises

    Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom. Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about. Brian Fantana: You...
    WoodRooster WoodRooster 31-35, M Mar 18, 2013

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    That Is Because You Crazy!

    Watch. http://www.ineedcaffeine.com/unboring.php
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 10, 2008

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    OMG!

    I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this group. For one, it's great! For another reason, I was talking to one of my friends and he randomly just starts going, "I love lamp." So I just HAD to join this group. It was like a sign, lol.
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F Mar 16, 2008

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    I Love Lamp

    Would you like to come to a pants party?
    billy69 billy69 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 12, 2007

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    Lava Lamp

    Not much of a story but I do like lamps LOL! I especailly like lava lamps and touch lamps. I want to get a nice standard lamp soon for my living room, I think there pretty cool! Um..that's it...that's my story LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Dec 2, 2007

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    LMAO!!...

    I love this group! damn u though billy69, I was going to start it!! ;) lol "BAXTER!, BAXTER, AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, THE BAD MAN KILLED BAXTER!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

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    n3v3rsl33p n3v3rsl33p 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    when u walk into lamp post, hit ur head , yet u smile like a fool coz some one just made ur day with three simple words... things get complicated, u feel lost yet u smile coz u...
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    My grandma's house is facing the south, but she has this one room in the front left side of the house that I call, "the sunny room." It's small and painted white, with two closets...
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    Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the...
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    Manawa mein mere aandhi hai uthiA storm has risen inside my heartbas stubdh khadi hoon mainand I stunnedSaanson mein baandh apani hi saansMy breaths are stuck withinnishabd khadi...
    adiscorpion41 adiscorpion41 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    Daylight See the dew on the sunflower And the rose that is fading Roses weither away Like the sunflower I yearn to turn my face to the dawn I am waiting for the day Memory Turn...
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    "If life puts you in the dark, you will also get a lightbulb and a broken lamp"-Frankie Collins
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    Platonic or romantic, I can't seem to hold lasting relationships. So many people have left me in such awful ways that I have trouble imagining people wanting to stay. Of course...
    Gold81 Gold81 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    Frank lampard and xavi will play in America MLS
    Ewan14 Ewan14 41-45, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Housewife One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas, and empty food boxes were on the...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 13 hrs ago

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    9 years ago I saw him. It was a new day at my new class, thought it could be the new start at better life. However, we had few moments, we were almost the best friends, but he...
    whiskeyandtypewriter whiskeyandtypewriter 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I am me. I love who I love. Right now that is a man. But I have been in love with a woman in the past. I don't love based on gender I love based on how that person makes me feel...
    dirtyangel68 dirtyangel68 41-45, F 4 hrs ago

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    Oldie but goodie. ★★★★★★★★★ Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome...
    vector8 vector8 46-50, F 2 Responses 24 mins ago

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    "Seeing with Love" by E JosephLet's Work Together for a Wonderful World"To change the picture you must change the sight that produced the picture." -- Mary Baker Eddy...
    vector8 vector8 46-50, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I knew this girl for a very long time, I don't even remember when we met. Over the years I fell in love with her. I could tell she felt the same way. Once she randomly just hugged...
    Filonix Filonix 13-15, M 4 hrs ago

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    I still love that person.i wrote a post last month or something.got loads of help and advice.and my craving to hear his voice or see him has reduced.but still I can't forget him...
    Naina94 Naina94 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    Always will :) I thank God everyday for my love and for the blessings he continues to give us. We have a love like no other.
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    Whoever claims this is guilty of paving the way for pedophiles. Of course love has an age. Of course there is no true love without some maturity. This group is promoting a lie and...
    Soniador1963 Soniador1963 46-50, M 3 hrs ago

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    For the past few weeks, I had been doing a little "me" time thinking things over and being preoccupied with work. It was during my break time at work that I try to log in here just...
    charmee26 charmee26 31-35, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Alright, so I thought I might start off with this one... I was in the tenth grade and this teacher ((I will not mention his name)) who was in his early thirties (he's probably in...
    GrumpyPig GrumpyPig 22-25, F 4 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I love giving and receiving. Giving and making my SO (currently single) feel loved, pleasured and happy is such a good feeling. Receiving and being thanked is wonderful.. I wish I...
    Winbu Winbu 16-17, M 6 hrs ago

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    I love great sex with hot younger women and they love the way I please them!
    John0406 John0406 61-65, M 6 hrs ago

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    Things get better all the time!! Have been so happy together lately <3 had our ups and downs but he is the one, I can feel it. I love my Boyfriend so so much. And I know he...
    PrincessDemeter PrincessDemeter 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    The concert has started. Slow down...and listen...It's raining...gently. Patiently. The rain is smoothing the sound of the traffic and mine. My thoughts have stopped too but not...
    MyLady9 MyLady9 46-50, F 2 hrs ago

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    I am really into this love song by Sergio Mendez entitled Take this love.
    charmee26 charmee26 31-35, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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