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I Love Lamp

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 59 People

    "Why Don't You

    go back to your home on W-h-o-r-e Island!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 15, 2008

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    iamokaynow iamokaynow 31-35, M Aug 1

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    Where'd You Get Your Clothes From? ... The...Toilet Store?!?

    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you...
    suckfest suckfest 19-21, F Dec 5, 2007

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    Loud Noises

    Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom. Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about. Brian Fantana: You...
    WoodRooster WoodRooster 31-35, M Mar 18, 2013

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    LMAO!!...

    I love this group! damn u though billy69, I was going to start it!! ;) lol "BAXTER!, BAXTER, AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, THE BAD MAN KILLED BAXTER!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

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    I Love Lamps Because...

    they barely light up the room. you can only see the corners. nothing else. they light the words of a book or light the yarn you are using to make a buncha bullshit. my hats and quilts mean nothing to my son, so put out the lamp and pull the ******* trigger because life's too...
    evonstevon evonstevon 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    n3v3rsl33p n3v3rsl33p 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    That Is Because You Crazy!

    Watch. http://www.ineedcaffeine.com/unboring.php
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 10, 2008

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    Lava Lamp

    Not much of a story but I do like lamps LOL! I especailly like lava lamps and touch lamps. I want to get a nice standard lamp soon for my living room, I think there pretty cool! Um..that's it...that's my story LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Dec 2, 2007

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    I Love Lamp

    Would you like to come to a pants party?
    billy69 billy69 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 12, 2007

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    When I moved to small-town (that probably goes

    without saying) northern Alberta, I thought that silence would be a nice change from the city lights of Toronto. And, for about a week it was charming. After the charm wore off, I peeled my tushy from my bathtub (aka: sanctuary) and poured myself into a doctor's office. After 5...
    tableforone tableforone 26-30, F May 17

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    Oh Yes, and

    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party...
    ulionar ulionar 41-45, F 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    Eventhorizon75 Eventhorizon75 36-40, M Feb 12

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    OMG!

    I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this group. For one, it's great! For another reason, I was talking to one of my friends and he randomly just starts going, "I love lamp." So I just HAD to join this group. It was like a sign, lol.
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F Mar 16, 2008

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    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6

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    Related Experiences

    I'm leaning on the lamp Maybe you think I look a tramp Or maybe you think I'm 'round to steal a car But no, I'm not a crook And if you think that's what I look I'll tell you why...
    dayvee65 dayvee65 46-50, M Sep 15

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    LED ceiling lamp is a sort of LED lights that's installed in the area. In view of comparatively flat top like adsorbing the roof of the light, when installed close to the roof...
    electricproducts electricproducts 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    After long silence - WB Yeats Speech after long silence; it is right, All other lovers being estranged or dead, Unfriendly lamplight hid under its shade, The curtains drawn...
    yeronlyman yeronlyman 41-45, M Sep 17

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    First Time Out With Friends In My Leather Pants I had just recently moved to London and summoned the courage to buy my first pair of leather pants. For the first few weeks I wore...
    zargent zargent 31-35, M a week ago

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    Sometimes I think I am the only person who thinks tall buildings, highways, neon street lamps and cars have a romantic quality all on their own despite being associated of natures...
    unsociableTim unsociableTim 31-35, M a week ago

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    My darling, I have much to say Where o precious one shall I begin ? All that is in you is princely O you who makes of my words through their meaning Cocoons of silk These are my...
    vinyards vinyards 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on...
    cheleshere cheleshere 66-70, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room, taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne , when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his bum! If you don't...
    orgasmic27 orgasmic27 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 8

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    Too much Coffee You know you're drinking too much coffee when... You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You grind...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F Sep 9

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    Being in love is suppose to be easy right? When I met this guy my freshman year of high school I hated his guts. In fact I hated him up until my junior year. He was so cocky and...
    Mystorynotmyname Mystorynotmyname 18-21, F 38 mins ago

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    Real love is letting go no matter how much it hurts you. Love is selfless.
    JustBeingMeInCA JustBeingMeInCA 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

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    http://youtu.be/18oYGsmUprM I just love this song :) "Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim Ready...
    Concerto Concerto 22-25, F 3 hrs ago

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    My girlfriend love sharing me. (Don't ask for girlfriends pics) please see my girlfriends friends, had fun with some them. One in maids outfit and yes she did know that I cross...
    naughtykevin430 naughtykevin430 41-45, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I love snapping new people, seeing what they do and where they live. Message me your snap chat names. :)
    johnm07 johnm07 26-30, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I would love to write to someone about random stupid things in life. A pen pal where can write our own stories to each other and share our life experiences with. Please message me...
    strawberriful strawberriful 18-21, M 4 hrs ago

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    still do love you and i miss you so much...but better to be good friends than losing you forever...
    hannagrace hannagrace 31-35, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    This is not the way it was supposed to go. I'm Rosalind (21 years old) and I have been with my boyfriend Benvolio (22 years old) for 6 months. Not incredibly long of a...
    ReservedRosalind ReservedRosalind 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    Right now this is my jam!! i love this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFy--HL-XTM Slash- The Dissident Listen to it! NOW! Hurry!.. R u listening to it yet?! Come on...
    HojaCaida HojaCaida 22-25, F 3 hrs ago

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    I've been reflecting on my love of wearing heels, which has now been over 40 years! I've always thought of them as making me horny, ready to compromise the nearest dog, but I've...
    russboots russboots 51-55, M 2 hrs ago

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    I love to lay in this big big cosy bed. Oerfhhhhh arghhhhhhh ARGHHHHHH. MERGHHHHHHHV A R G h H H And think about what to buy from the shops
    biguglyswampmonster biguglyswampmonster 31-35, M 2 hrs ago

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    If you're going to make a plan A. Then for the love of god make a plan B and if plan B doesn't work either.....well you know your alphabets.
    TheMoonShadow12 TheMoonShadow12 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

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    Well I am on study leave for the time being and I have a lovely plan to get me going. I plan to go online and buy an adult diaper or 2. When I get it I will pack my bag and take...
    guyzerp1 guyzerp1 26-30, M 1 hr ago

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    I love spending time making music. Writing, playing, recording. It's like oxygen to me. My music has been my therapy over the years and probably will be till the day I die
    mattywheels25 mattywheels25 26-30, M 1 Response 27 mins ago

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    Some people say my love cannot be true Please believe me my love an ill show you I will give you those things you thought unreal The sun the moon the stars all bear my seal Oh...
    Smigger1970 Smigger1970 41-45, M Sep 1

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    "Wicked Game" The world was on fire and no one could save me but you. It's strange what desire will make foolish people do. I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you. And I...
    Naughtycravings Naughtycravings 31-35, F 6 Responses Sep 1

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    After months of feeling hopeless, I came across this cutie on POF. We began talking and I'm so thankful I sent him a message. I've never loved anyone the way I've loved him. And...
    xNickDavidx xNickDavidx 18-21, M Sep 2

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    Follow up: Well the Summer of 2014 lived up to its promises. I went to Poland to the cousin I talked about in my first article. The moment we saw each other, yet again, the same...
    weather123 weather123 13-15 1 Response Sep 2

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    Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am home again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I am whole again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel...
    stevan456 stevan456 13-15, M Sep 3

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    JESSIE WARE “SAY YOU LOVE ME” LYRICS: Say you love me to my face I need it more than your embrace Just say you want me, that’s all it takes Heart’s getting torn from your...
    1sight 1sight 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 4

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    I have fallen in love with my 2nd cousin and my 2nd cousin has also fallen in love with me too. At first I ignored him and my feelings, thinking they would go away. I was disgusted...
    TheMannGirl48 TheMannGirl48 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 4

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    Lover Lay Down - Dave Matthews BandSpring sweet rhythm dance in my headSlip into my lover's handsKiss me oh won't you kiss me nowAnd sleep I would inside your mouthDon't be us too...
    yeronlyman yeronlyman 41-45, M 2 Responses Sep 6

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    Say Goodbye by Dave Matthews BandSo here we are tonight,You and me togetherThe storm outside, the fire is brightAnd in your eyes I seeWhat's on my mindYou've got me wildTurned...
    yeronlyman yeronlyman 41-45, M Sep 6

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    I'm so tired of feeling lonely and anyone who tells me they love me not showing it. My drug addict boyfriend(ex, idk really the label at this point)claims he loves me and yet his...
    secretdestiny secretdestiny 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 6

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    The most three beautiful words of your life. which can change your life within secs. So its good if u take time and choose the person wisely. People say it hurts . I still say...
    Want2di3 Want2di3 22-25, M Sep 6