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I Love Lamp

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 62 People

    When I moved to small-town (that probably goes

    without saying) northern Alberta, I thought that silence would be a nice change from the city lights of Toronto. And, for about a week it was charming. After the charm wore off, I peeled my tushy from my bathtub (aka: sanctuary) and poured myself into a doctor's office. After 5...
    tableforone tableforone 26-30, F May 17, 2014

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    Lava Lamp

    Not much of a story but I do like lamps LOL! I especailly like lava lamps and touch lamps. I want to get a nice standard lamp soon for my living room, I think there pretty cool! Um..that's it...that's my story LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Dec 2, 2007

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    "Why Don't You

    go back to your home on W-h-o-r-e Island!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 15, 2008

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    LMAO!!...

    I love this group! damn u though billy69, I was going to start it!! ;) lol "BAXTER!, BAXTER, AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, THE BAD MAN KILLED BAXTER!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

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    I Love Lamp

    Would you like to come to a pants party?
    billy69 billy69 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 12, 2007

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    Where'd You Get Your Clothes From? ... The...Toilet Store?!?

    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you...
    suckfest suckfest 18-21, F Dec 5, 2007

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    OMG!

    I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this group. For one, it's great! For another reason, I was talking to one of my friends and he randomly just starts going, "I love lamp." So I just HAD to join this group. It was like a sign, lol.
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F Mar 16, 2008

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    I Love Lamps Because...

    they barely light up the room. you can only see the corners. nothing else. they light the words of a book or light the yarn you are using to make a buncha bullshit. my hats and quilts mean nothing to my son, so put out the lamp and pull the ******* trigger because life's too...
    evonstevon evonstevon 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    That Is Because You Crazy!

    Watch. http://www.ineedcaffeine.com/unboring.php
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 10, 2008

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    Oh Yes, and

    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party...
    ulionar ulionar 41-45, F 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6, 2014

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    Loud Noises

    Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom. Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about. Brian Fantana: You...
    MetalRooster MetalRooster 31-35, M Mar 18, 2013

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    n3v3rsl33p n3v3rsl33p 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 15, 2014

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    So... I just finished reading The Plague Dogs by Richard Adams. I've never been in love with books about animals... I haven't read books like that since I was in elementary school...
    IntenseCookie IntenseCookie 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    "Can't Stand Me Now" An ending fitting for the start you twist and tore our love apart your light fingers through the dark that shattered the lamp and into the darkness cast us...
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F Apr 15

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    Remonstrances sound in the pale evening gloom One that is feared, a midnight rose' bloom. Concealed by a thick, emerging wall Cries never heard, dying off at her call. Peering...
    ArtInsanity ArtInsanity 13-15, F Apr 10

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    Detention notice. Reason: throw lamp at another student and told him to lighten the fck up.
    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 13

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    Two, not too bright, sailors sank their boat and ended up in the life raft. After three days (one without water, two without food and three without beer) they felt something...
    csouls csouls 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 14

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    throwing a lamp at people who need to lighten up
    Afraidrhombas56 Afraidrhombas56 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I think the doubts started for some , was when God could not be or act as the genie in the lamp for them . There are many reasons why things are the way it is in discovery for me...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M 1 day ago

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    Never had real true love my hole life even basic love as a child not even a cuddle ..... finaly felt what love was at the age of 28 crazy hu! and I fell hard. It was like I had...
    lilgizmo lilgizmo 31-35, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    A Letter (end) For the one you love How did you construe this Tangling and tearing me to bits Words of fire breathed out of desire The man you longed Was he ever so wrong...
    Ymfas Ymfas 26-30, M 3 hrs ago

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    Love is patient, love is kind; it does not envy, it does not boast. It is not proud, it is not rude, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight...
    rubyredrascal rubyredrascal 36-40, M 1 hr ago

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    I love them espec wen they sexy, intelligent kind. I love em all the more. Had a older lady friend we went our ways. Wish we didn't. She treat me very good give me pride make me...
    thatguyxx2 thatguyxx2 36-40, M 4 hrs ago

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    I am now 18 years old and already working.I have this feeling to my friend.We've known each other for three years now and I think I am totally in love with him.He's not my...
    gwapamanqoe gwapamanqoe 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    I know HOW it happened, but I don't remember which song, in particular, was instrumental in me becoming a life long devotee of the genre. I'm hooked on 60s 70s and 80s "classic...
    RobertaS RobertaS 36-40, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    This couple desparately seek for 'something'' each other ''Unconditional Love...''Even though they know that isn't exist tho. Wanting each other Hurting each other Jelous...
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F 43 mins ago

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    As a narcissist, I have always been in love with myself. I blush when I look in the mirror, and sometimes talk to my reflection. Then my boyfriend will walk in and I don't know who...
    TGBman TGBman 22-25, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I am very open minded but my girlfriend is not.... I secretly love it when over men look at her sunbathing wearing her bikinis which are very skimpy. I pretend not to notice but I...
    1eroticmind 1eroticmind 41-45, M 7 hrs ago

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    I met someone here. Some friends have told me to not go for it and that I should take a break in online dating.. But I don't think any of that matters. Screw there thoughts I do...
    OneWithTheSkies OneWithTheSkies 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I never met him in real life. I just met him on omegle and we continue our conversation on skype. We do cam chat from night til morning. Sometimes the cam chat isnt worth it. Bcs...
    ochamr ochamr 16-17, F 4 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    He keeps talking **** about me behind my back but I still love him and I always will
    weonfire weonfire 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    I love my cats but when my life changed drastically, so did theirs. outdoors all their lives and now they're trapped in the basement and haven't seen outside in 6 months. I don't...
    hollygee hollygee 41-45, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    She was my lover and my bestfriend. So when she decided to broke up with me, it almost kill me. I just wish that I'll wake up one day and I wont love her anymore.
    midnightthoughtsofyou midnightthoughtsofyou 22-25, F 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Does your life have this one person that you can't bear to be alone or close with because your stupid body just responds to their presence like an urge to be with them all the time...
    areYoureallyhere areYoureallyhere 22-25, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Love to undress a man in a suit. Love the feeling of a crisp shirt under the suit jacket, putting my arms around a man under his jacket. Makes me tingle.
    anavay anavay 41-45, F 1 Response 11 mins ago

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    Since Facebook has been blocked by our school EP has become the number one website my friend and I use. It's cool because I get to meet awesome Star Wars, Big Bang Theory, Hobbit...
    Vader1465 Vader1465 18-21, F 9 mins ago

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    As boots grow tight on my skin with every zip...I love it more and more.
    leatherx leatherx 26-30, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I finally did it!! After days of thinking and getting advice and encouragement I chopped of my hair that was 2 inches below my shoulders all the way to my chin!!!!! I love it!!!!
    Badgirl84 Badgirl84 26-30, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Love thyself ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    Dimples225 Dimples225 22-25, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I have always loved women with curves and i will always. Some people say, it's because i'm black and my answer is, i don't only like black curves. It's not a matter of color, it's...
    Tchoussang Tchoussang 26-30, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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