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I Love Lamp

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 61 People

    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6, 2014

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    That Is Because You Crazy!

    Watch. http://www.ineedcaffeine.com/unboring.php
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 10, 2008

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    Loud Noises

    Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom. Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about. Brian Fantana: You...
    WoodRooster WoodRooster 31-35, M Mar 18, 2013

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    Where'd You Get Your Clothes From? ... The...Toilet Store?!?

    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you...
    suckfest suckfest 19-21, F Dec 5, 2007

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    I Love Lamps Because...

    they barely light up the room. you can only see the corners. nothing else. they light the words of a book or light the yarn you are using to make a buncha bullshit. my hats and quilts mean nothing to my son, so put out the lamp and pull the ******* trigger because life's too...
    evonstevon evonstevon 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    Eventhorizon75 Eventhorizon75 36-40, M Feb 12, 2014

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    When I moved to small-town (that probably goes

    without saying) northern Alberta, I thought that silence would be a nice change from the city lights of Toronto. And, for about a week it was charming. After the charm wore off, I peeled my tushy from my bathtub (aka: sanctuary) and poured myself into a doctor's office. After 5...
    tableforone tableforone 26-30, F May 17, 2014

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    LMAO!!...

    I love this group! damn u though billy69, I was going to start it!! ;) lol "BAXTER!, BAXTER, AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, THE BAD MAN KILLED BAXTER!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

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    Oh Yes, and

    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party...
    ulionar ulionar 41-45, F 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    OMG!

    I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this group. For one, it's great! For another reason, I was talking to one of my friends and he randomly just starts going, "I love lamp." So I just HAD to join this group. It was like a sign, lol.
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F Mar 16, 2008

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    n3v3rsl33p n3v3rsl33p 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 15, 2014

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    "Why Don't You

    go back to your home on W-h-o-r-e Island!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 15, 2008

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    I Love Lamp

    Would you like to come to a pants party?
    billy69 billy69 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 12, 2007

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    Lava Lamp

    Not much of a story but I do like lamps LOL! I especailly like lava lamps and touch lamps. I want to get a nice standard lamp soon for my living room, I think there pretty cool! Um..that's it...that's my story LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Dec 2, 2007

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    Related Experiences

    A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush bolders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car...
    2015ishere 2015ishere 36-40, F 5 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 31

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    A woman was walking along the sand on the Beach, when she stumbled upon an old brass lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold, out popped a genie. The genie said...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 7

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    The child's invocation [bachaey ki duaa] Dr. Sir Allama Mohammad Iqbal Urdu: lab pe aatii hai duaa banake tamannaa merii zindagii shammaa kii surat ho Khudaayaa merii...
    InaamHaq InaamHaq 18-21, M Jan 31

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    The Child's Invocation: Dr. Allama Sir Mohammad Iqbal My longing comes to my lips as supplication of mine O ALLAH! May like the candle be the life of mine! May the world's...
    InaamHaq InaamHaq 18-21, M Feb 1

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    Norah Ephron and Rupert BrookePeople enjoy making lists: recipients of Christmas cards, invitations; resumes; bucket lists; books to read or avoid; favorite things (take a bow...
    unsichtbar unsichtbar 46-50 Feb 8

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    “Sometimes I look at people and I make myself try and feel them as more than just a random person walking by. I imagine like how deep they’ve fallen in love, or how much...
    shuga15 shuga15 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Some Simon & Garfunkel... Sound of silence... The ideal music to be doing some thinking and chilling after a long week of ups and down,... http://youtu.be/4zLfCnGVeL4 Hello...
    h4n5dj22 h4n5dj22 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 15

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    Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16

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    "The Sound Of Silence" Simon and Garfunkel Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again, Because a vision softly creeping, Left its seeds while I was sleeping...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Kort....................... When your legs don't work like they used to before And I can't sweep you off of your feet Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love? Will...
    notasmartman notasmartman 51-55, M 3 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    Second Chances and Late Bloomers in Love... I am 41 and finally experiencing real love in my life. I just want to relish in it some days. After a long, cold marriage, after...
    awakeforthedancechecksin awakeforthedancechecksin 41-45, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    When I joined this website...I was looking for an end...to everything....my hope was gone and my will had diminished to the point that I felt I could do nothing...I was just a...
    Volumes Volumes 22-25, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Well, nothing's changed. I am still deeply in love with him, and it sucks even more now because of two things. 1. I finally met his wife. I wanted to hate her, but I couldnt. She...
    Oldiesbutgoldies Oldiesbutgoldies 16-17, F 3 hrs ago

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    I do love Israel. I have family there who have been there since the late 1920's and I have visited the country. G-d willing I will buy an apartment and spend part of each year...
    pdqsailor1 pdqsailor1 51-55, M 6 hrs ago

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    Adderall changed my life. I abused drugs before in my past and developed severe anxiety. But somehow Adderall fixed my anxiety, made me happy, and I love it. I love love love love...
    AdderallAdmiral AdderallAdmiral 18-21, F 6 mins ago

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    hi I just want to say I have found a girl. before 15 days I don't know what is the quality she has I fall in love with her and even I know she never love me as I do i I know she...
    nopleaseness123 nopleaseness123 22-25, M 9 hrs ago

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    So I am in a long distance relationship which can be difficult in itself at times. I have a great lady and we have managed very well even though we live far apart. The big keys...
    srfchopper srfchopper 56-60, M 6 hrs ago

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    FINDING A WIFE ONLINE. love is better than the sound of every music i hear love is more delicious than any food i ever taste love is better than sex love is the most glorious...
    SaintGentleman SaintGentleman 22-25, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Honestly, I'm sorta all over the place emotionally today. I woke up energized after a day off with the sick kids yesterday. When I have energy, I'm creative. I wrote a poem/song...
    LoveExplorer78 LoveExplorer78 36-40, M 10 hrs ago

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    With sadness that on 2-21 2015 we lost our dear little baby kitty Josie. Josie was 8 years old and she showed up at our door with so much love we had to take her in. She befriended...
    djbarona djbarona 46-50 5 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    1) Project 86 "The Spy Hunter" 2) David Huff Blue Eyes Like Janey's 3) Led Zeppelin "All Of My Love" 4) Michael Card "Spirit Of The Age" 5) Reba Mcentire "The Night The Lights Went...
    poiema poiema 36-40, M 7 hrs ago

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    I fell in love with my guy bestfriend then when he broke up with his girlfriend he just stopped talking to me I feel like I was just some side hoe for him or something. He kept...
    PrincessWaffles PrincessWaffles 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I love my boyfriend :) We have been dating for 6 years already!!! <3 We are bffs and we met in college once upon a time. He is my soulmate and I hope we get our happy ending...
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I wish I could get pregnant again, but I need a husband who would not run away from responsibilities, and he loves babies too! Lol It's an amazing feeling, to be holding a baby...
    DawnSahour DawnSahour 26-30, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    It happens every time If it counts I'll lose my courage when I need it the most Then it comes crawling up after Begs me to ask her what I already know Singing "Oh, love get me out...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 2 hrs ago

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    I don't love anyone on this site. I have a special friend who I love dearly as a friend, but that's it. I don't play games with words or beat around that bush. And chances are the...
    AnnRowland AnnRowland 18-21, F 5 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    If I were to offer you a smile Would you smile back? If I should fail to greet you first Would you excuse the manners that I lack? If I were to reach out to you Would you take me...
    1gr8guy 1gr8guy 41-45, M 6 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I love to drink coffee in the morning as a sacred ritual in a stressful and hectic morning. It gives me balance to stand after having fallen out of bed. The coffee smell and aroma...
    TerryArmstrong TerryArmstrong 22-25, M 9 hrs ago

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    my good lord, i love it so much guess why im sweet and bitter. i especially love white chocolate, so creamy and awesome. i especially love this amazing cereal that is natural and...
    WhiteRice14 WhiteRice14 16-17, F 7 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    It's my wife's day to day, routine over-eating I enjoy. Last night we went out to dinner to this place that serves huge hamburgers. Now I ate one of these things, plus a small...
    joliat joliat 31-35, M 8 hrs ago

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    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/quizzes/personality-quiz/downton-abbey-s5-downton-dream-home-quiz/ What's Your Downton Abbey Dream Home? 35 Belgrave Square In the heart of...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    In love with my friend, I think he loves me too, but I just don't know.. He has said he does, but I think it was just a friend saying it to another friend, sometimes he gets upset...
    Confusedone92 Confusedone92 22-25, M 3 hrs ago

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