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Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 62 People

    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 12, 2014

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    Oh Yes, and

    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party...
    ulionar ulionar 41-45, F 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    I Love Lamp

    Would you like to come to a pants party?
    billy69 billy69 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 12, 2007

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    When I moved to small-town (that probably goes

    without saying) northern Alberta, I thought that silence would be a nice change from the city lights of Toronto. And, for about a week it was charming. After the charm wore off, I peeled my tushy from my bathtub (aka: sanctuary) and poured myself into a doctor's office. After 5...
    tableforone tableforone 26-30, F May 17, 2014

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    Loud Noises

    Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom. Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about. Brian Fantana: You...
    MetalRooster MetalRooster 31-35, M Mar 18, 2013

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    Where'd You Get Your Clothes From? ... The...Toilet Store?!?

    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you...
    suckfest suckfest 18-21, F Dec 5, 2007

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    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6, 2014

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    n3v3rsl33p n3v3rsl33p 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 15, 2014

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    "Why Don't You

    go back to your home on W-h-o-r-e Island!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 15, 2008

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    I Love Lamps Because...

    they barely light up the room. you can only see the corners. nothing else. they light the words of a book or light the yarn you are using to make a buncha bullshit. my hats and quilts mean nothing to my son, so put out the lamp and pull the ******* trigger because life's too...
    evonstevon evonstevon 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    LMAO!!...

    I love this group! damn u though billy69, I was going to start it!! ;) lol "BAXTER!, BAXTER, AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, THE BAD MAN KILLED BAXTER!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

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    Lava Lamp

    Not much of a story but I do like lamps LOL! I especailly like lava lamps and touch lamps. I want to get a nice standard lamp soon for my living room, I think there pretty cool! Um..that's it...that's my story LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Dec 2, 2007

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    That Is Because You Crazy!

    Watch. http://www.ineedcaffeine.com/unboring.php
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 10, 2008

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    OMG!

    I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this group. For one, it's great! For another reason, I was talking to one of my friends and he randomly just starts going, "I love lamp." So I just HAD to join this group. It was like a sign, lol.
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F Mar 16, 2008

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    FACTS! Husbands are like children — they’re fine if they’re someone else’s. Never trust a man who says he’s the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too...
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    When I'm in a antique shop I immediatetly feel calm. I like the musty smell too. It amazes me what you can find in a antique shop. I have been to Maine's largest antique shop, the...
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 7

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    ~ I Like For You To Be Still ~I like for you to be still It is as though you are absent And you hear me from far away And my voice does not touch you It seems as though your eyes...
    DayDreamer81 DayDreamer81 31-35, F Mar 8

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    “But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon who is already sick and pale with grief...
    Johnviolinist823 Johnviolinist823 22-25, M Mar 11

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    Here are artists who either are my favorite or they have one or two songs I favor by them. These are N, O, P, Q, R. Naomi Scott Natalie Grant Natasha Bedingfield Nevermind...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F Mar 12

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    Modest Mouse- Lampshades on Fire Thanks for waking me
    BLOWingTides BLOWingTides 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    sitting here watching national lampoons European vacation ... is this the worst one???
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I must be crazy now Maybe I dream too much But when I think of you I long to feel your touch To whisper in your ear Words that are old as time Words only you would hear If...
    rogi123 rogi123 36-40, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Christina Perri- Distance The sun is filling up the room And I can hear you dreaming Do you feel the way I do right now? I wish we would just give up Cause the best part is...
    PriscilaG PriscilaG 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    I wish I had a really good guy to love me. I wish I had a guy to do me right. After being raped at eleven years old, I've been like a pinball in a pinball machine bouncing between...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    You can't achieve everything you want to in your own life if you don't love yourself. You can go far, but I believe the unhappiness will catch up with you eventually. The most...
    MajesticMia MajesticMia 16-17, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I long for someone to love me just as much as I love them. I want to be head over heels in love with someone who feels the same about me. Im so tired of one sided love..
    Etherealrose Etherealrose 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    ''Trust me'' Is the skyline sliced up into pieces and broken steel and mesh Or is the progress of process that's a natural people quest Metal and the workings, dark and lurking in...
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F 15 hrs ago

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    THIS guy is like so perfect to me,he loves me,hes so Awsome,i love him im in love with him,i am really really thankful for him being in my life,he makes me smile and feel happy.<...
    taken102 taken102 13-15, F 14 hrs ago

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    First let me say that I am married to a woman that is dutiful to everyone but me About five months ago I started dating a coworker She also is married We ate dinners together...
    GatsbyinOk GatsbyinOk 41-45, M 10 hrs ago

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    I know other people judge us for our situation . but the only thing i always remember that all of this is a normal, but he is seminarians . seminarians also people who can fell...
    parvoyasersu parvoyasersu 18-21, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Love is as much a spiritual experience as its emotional and physical. While we can clearly define the emotional and the physical, its the spiritual that's difficult to explain. Its...
    BigAsset BigAsset 41-45, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Whenever I'm anywhere..I can't help looking at beautiful couples... I just set down,looking at them and admiring them... I don't want a relationship that lasts a month or a year...
    FazyH FazyH 18-21, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. --Lao Tzu
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 16 hrs ago

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    I love to ride horses. I would love to chat with anyone who feels the same.
    Ken987654321 Ken987654321 41-45, M 16 hrs ago

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    I believe happiness is the key to a better life and love, it is the path to memory and the path to future, and the key to happiness is in YOU... and your memories but mostly love
    Mikey312 Mikey312 13-15, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    I wished I had that. Your Grandma I mean mine are all dead and when we all cried and comforted each other about it we were like family. But when ever things happens she is always...
    Esther5000 Esther5000 13-15 13 hrs ago

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    I was in the third grade when I met her. Her name was shauntel and she was really pretty, but really quiet. I was part of this dumb group of fake friends at the time also who kinda...
    TokioDoll TokioDoll 16-17, F 12 hrs ago

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    People see him as demanding, someone with too many rules, and someone who takes what he wants. I see him as a man who gives everything of himself to me. He is demanding, but he...
    HisandnoOther HisandnoOther 22-25, F 11 hrs ago

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    In college, I took several art classes including an advanced models class. We would have live models and self portraits. We would often be in a state of undress as we explored the...
    carnivalcam carnivalcam 41-45, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I just found out some people think having a romantic friendship is unheard of. Why??????????? If I DATE a friend, then MARRY that friend, he will be my romantic friend. I am not...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F 10 hrs ago

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    I love receiving advice from older people. I just love old people in general actually. Many are so sweet.
    NicoleShamoleKoalaBear NicoleShamoleKoalaBear 18-21, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I need love i need love i need
    Thedepressedgirlatthewindow Thedepressedgirlatthewindow 16-17, F 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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