Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Love Lamp

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 57 People

    Lava Lamp

    Not much of a story but I do like lamps LOL! I especailly like lava lamps and touch lamps. I want to get a nice standard lamp soon for my living room, I think there pretty cool! Um..that's it...that's my story LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Dec 2, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Oh Yes, and

    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party...
    ulionar ulionar 41-45, F 1 Response May 11, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Love Lamps Because...

    they barely light up the room. you can only see the corners. nothing else. they light the words of a book or light the yarn you are using to make a buncha bullshit. my hats and quilts mean nothing to my son, so put out the lamp and pull the ******* trigger because life's too...
    evonstevon evonstevon 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 16, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    "Why Don't You

    go back to your home on W-h-o-r-e Island!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 15, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Where'd You Get Your Clothes From? ... The...Toilet Store?!?

    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you...
    suckfest suckfest 19-21, F Dec 5, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Eventhorizon75 Eventhorizon75 36-40, M Feb 12

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Loud Noises

    Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom. Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about. Brian Fantana: You...
    WoodRooster WoodRooster 31-35, M Mar 18, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    OMG!

    I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this group. For one, it's great! For another reason, I was talking to one of my friends and he randomly just starts going, "I love lamp." So I just HAD to join this group. It was like a sign, lol.
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F Mar 16, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    LMAO!!...

    I love this group! damn u though billy69, I was going to start it!! ;) lol "BAXTER!, BAXTER, AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, THE BAD MAN KILLED BAXTER!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    That Is Because You Crazy!

    Watch. http://www.ineedcaffeine.com/unboring.php
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 10, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    When I moved to small-town (that probably goes

    without saying) northern Alberta, I thought that silence would be a nice change from the city lights of Toronto. And, for about a week it was charming. After the charm wore off, I peeled my tushy from my bathtub (aka: sanctuary) and poured myself into a doctor's office. After 5...
    tableforone tableforone 26-30, F May 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    n3v3rsl33p n3v3rsl33p 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 15

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Love Lamp

    Would you like to come to a pants party?
    billy69 billy69 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 12, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    Oh lampshade, oh lampshade, with your lovely frillinessYou fill me full of mirth and sillinessWhich hath nowt to do with girth of willinessCause thats rude and doesnt rhyme anymore...
    hanntiger1 hanntiger1 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    So Friday was the first time I tripped ever and it was amazing....... My best friend prepared her place before my friend and I arrive with: a huge leopard patterned blanket...
    psychedelicblues psychedelicblues 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Midnight Oasis Pt. 1 The sun began to set on a routine, and rather uneventful Tuesday evening, as I walked through the small park towards the dreary apartment building that...
    purposebuilt purposebuilt 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 24

    Your Response

    Cancel
    The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock - By T. S. Eliot Let us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky Like a patient etherized upon a table; Let...
    ninewelshinches ninewelshinches 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 2

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I made my own bow and my friends gave me fibreglass arrows so I have been practising with my friend when he went lamping. Using the bow and arrows I shot 5 rabbits each arrow...
    DJer DJer 13-15, M 1 Response Dec 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Skinned"-by blind melon. (people probably think I'm crazy when I sing this. and well they would be right! gotta love the killer kazoo on this track) I'll make a shoehorn outta...
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I fell asleep holding her hand. I love her hands and trace her palms, squeeze her finger tips, and caress her ring finger where she used to wear her wedding band. Her hands feel...
    pcflvly pcflvly 46-50, M 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    One day a man stranded on a deserted island finds a magic lamp. he rubs it and out pops a genie. The genie informed him that because the genie doesn't believe in divorce he only...
    Pangy54321 Pangy54321 18-21, M Nov 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    One day a woman is walking along the beach when she finds a magic lamp she rubs it and out pops a genie. He says because she is divorced and he doesn't believe in divorce whatever...
    Pangy54321 Pangy54321 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants, and during a recent cold spell,the wife was bringing them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out...
    orgasmic27 orgasmic27 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 2

    Your Response

    Cancel
    How Many Dogs does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Dec 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over the Obama’s new puppy, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter. He climbed out of his Rolls and sat down...
    Inexperienced3 Inexperienced3 51-55, M 3 Responses Dec 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A few weeks back I was offered some tickets to see Fleetwood Mac as they rolled through our humble little town. While I’m not a huge fan I do know much of their music and...
    LivefortheWeekend LivefortheWeekend 46-50, M 6 Responses Dec 4

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A Note Life is the only way to get covered in leaves, catch your breath on the sand, rise on wings; to be a dog, or stroke its warm fur; to tell pain from everything it's not...
    WithGracefulness WithGracefulness 46-50, F Dec 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    The Old-Fashioned Christmas Tree My Grandpa died in 1980 at the age of 81, and I remember him telling me and my sisters stories about life in the olden days. I recall one story...
    BadPam BadPam 51-55, F 4 Responses a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he...
    Angel763 Angel763 22-25, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love to snuggle, spoon, cuddle, whatever, I just love feeling someone's body and warmth against mine. But it's a lot more than just physical contact that I love, for me...
    EmmyChi EmmyChi 22-25 1 Response 14 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I fear love, I fear falling in love, I fear losing my friends, I fear that the person that I love will die, I fear that someone that I know will die. I don't wanna love anymore...
    Ummaperson Ummaperson 13-15, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Of all the years.. of all the moments in between I still love my childhood best friend /crush. we we're in the fourth grade when we met and I was fond of him. I was so interested...
    gobacklike4thgrade gobacklike4thgrade 22-25, F 10 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love the soft petals, I love the spring rain, I love the shade n the health benefits to the tees Oh I luv u too How yur eyes r just amazing, I love all the kinds of foods the...
    jinna69 jinna69 31-35, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It is just sad how you can function so well around people, but no one knows exactly how your feeling. Suicide never is an option because you know that is not an answer and you love...
    snoopybowl snoopybowl 36-40, M 2 Responses 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    For awhile I hated Disney movies where it depicted a lovelorn protagonist who finds the love of his/her life at the end (I believe that this encompasses the whole of Disney's...
    Browncoat4077 Browncoat4077 26-30, M 34 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    i am a movie buff since my early teens..there is a drastic change in the movies tat r coming now..i like to watch movies which are very closer to reality and which are innovative...
    ucbenetton ucbenetton 22-25, M 14 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I Fell In Love Once, Or What I Thought Was Love. For 7 Years I Was The Happiest Guy In The Entire World. I Loved The Feeling Of Actually Being Needed By Someone, The Feeling Of...
    drblackjackx drblackjackx 26-30, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I was wrong this long. I thought I was cold and nothing would touch me. But it was wrong. I am not cold. Ne'er been one, and I will ne'er become one. I always guarded myself from...
    deathiscold deathiscold 70+, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love love love anime! It's a great pastime and so addictivexD I've completed animes like Kaichou Wa Maid Sama, Aishiteruze Baby, Ouran High School Host Club, Itazura Na Kiss...
    Shimmerz479 Shimmerz479 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The...
    khenpal khenpal 51-55, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    The world lost today a great music ManJoe Cocker rocked my world and the entire world.His soulful gravel voice can pierce your heart andthrow you to the otherside of the room. I...
    bemyvalentine bemyvalentine 56-60, F 5 Responses 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Ughhhh~ I love bloating so much~ I hope I expand more... I'd love to be rubbed and forcibly stuffed until I beg but get pushed more as I'm inflated while being force fed~ would...
    skinnybloatingirl skinnybloatingirl 18-21, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Ughhhh~ I love bloating so much~ I hope I expand more... I'd love to be rubbed and forcibly stuffed until I beg but get pushed more as I'm inflated while being force fed~ would...
    skinnybloatingirl skinnybloatingirl 18-21, F 3 Responses 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Ughhhh~ I love bloating so much~ I hope I expand more... I'd love to be rubbed and forcibly stuffed until I beg but get pushed more as I'm inflated while being force fed~ would...
    skinnybloatingirl skinnybloatingirl 18-21, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Women are the most beautiful thing that God has created they're full of intrigue surprises and many other things I love their bodies I love their curves and I love the scent of a...
    linvingthelfe linvingthelfe 46-50, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My girlfriend and I are inexperienced partners. We're both each other's first kisses, first love.... I love her so much but I doubt she feels the same. She texts this other guy...
    drukware drukware 13-15, M 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel