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I Love Lamp

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 70 People

    "Why Don't You

    go back to your home on W-h-o-r-e Island!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 15, 2008

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    I Love Lamp

    Would you like to come to a pants party?
    billy69 billy69 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 12, 2007

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    DoeADeer517 DoeADeer517 22-25, F Nov 21, 2015

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    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6, 2014

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    LMAO!!...

    I love this group! damn u though billy69, I was going to start it!! ;) lol "BAXTER!, BAXTER, AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, THE BAD MAN KILLED BAXTER!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

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    Loud Noises

    Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom. Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about. Brian Fantana: You...
    TheMetalRooster TheMetalRooster 31-35, M Mar 18, 2013

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    When I moved to small-town (that probably goes

    without saying) northern Alberta, I thought that silence would be a nice change from the city lights of Toronto. And, for about a week it was charming. After the charm wore off, I peeled my tushy from my bathtub (aka: sanctuary) and poured myself into a doctor's office. After 5...
    tableforone tableforone 26-30, F May 17, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 12, 2014

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    OMG!

    I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this group. For one, it's great! For another reason, I was talking to one of my friends and he randomly just starts going, "I love lamp." So I just HAD to join this group. It was like a sign, lol.
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F Mar 16, 2008

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    n3v3rsl33p n3v3rsl33p 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 15, 2014

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    Well, I hate lamp now.

    Because the whole thing just burned out (not just the bulb), and that was the only light I had in this room. Damn it all.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic 26-30, F Oct 29, 2015

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    Where'd You Get Your Clothes From? ... The...Toilet Store?!?

    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you...
    suckfest suckfest 18-21, F Dec 5, 2007

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    I Love Lamps Because...

    they barely light up the room. you can only see the corners. nothing else. they light the words of a book or light the yarn you are using to make a buncha bullshit. my hats and quilts mean nothing to my son, so put out the lamp and pull the ******* trigger because life's too...
    evonstevon evonstevon 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    That Is Because You Crazy!

    Watch. http://www.ineedcaffeine.com/unboring.php
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 10, 2008

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    Oh Yes, and

    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party...
    ulionar ulionar 41-45, F 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    Our capacity to love is one of Gods greatest gifts and there is no other feeling quite like it. I miss the feeling of guarding and comforting a woman. Being a person she can...
    ilikethecolourblue ilikethecolourblue 31-35, M 23 mins ago

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    I love all bare midriffs. Ripped abs, toned, chubby, obese, etc. They're all perfect in my eyes. But there's just something about a chubby girl who isn't afraid to, and actually...
    BareMidriffAdmirer BareMidriffAdmirer 18-21, M 41 mins ago

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    I love my fat belly and I Love to talk about it :). I love when people ask questions about my belly or why I always show it off. I'm also into female tummies(sorry guys, they're...
    Heartsu Heartsu 26-30, F 1 Response 55 mins ago

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    My ex BF believes that in a relationship, one is 'in love', & the other has respect, & that 2 can't be in love at the same time. I said, this is a belief system. I absolutely...
    TheRightFitforLife TheRightFitforLife 46-50, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    This is bad. I think one of my nightmares came in to life. Unfortunately, I, a 3rd year Engineering student, is falling in love with my professor. I don't know how it started...
    Plsptsya2311 Plsptsya2311 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    How to define love: fall but do not stumble, be constant but not too persistent, share and never be unfair. Understand and try not to demand, hurt but keep the pain. Love is like a...
    cupcake1356 cupcake1356 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    In September of 2015 I met the most amazing and beautiful woman on here. I began to fall in love with her almost immediately but was afraid to declare my love for fear of scaring...
    jimmybear100 jimmybear100 61-65, M 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I honestly can barely agree with the my man part of this title or category but I'm kind of tired of posting in other woman because it's not really an accurate one either. I signed...
    lilimartelini lilimartelini 51-55, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I love women 30 and above. Most of them have body types that are fully matured. I love when an older woman. accepts her body as beautiful and sexy, as she packs on those aging...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 46-50, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I have to wake up earlier. I am a spoilt brat. ego. but, I love my parents. I want to make em happy. I want to be their cutest, loveliest , happiest daughter. and I want them...
    iChange iChange 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    GUIDELINES Here’s what you need to do, since time began: find something—diamond-rare or carbon-cheap, it’s all the same—and love it all you can. It should be something...
    dvandva dvandva 66-70, M 7 hrs ago

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    i love country living i love the nature i love back roads i like bonfires, i love the creek, i love fishing, i like camo, i like mudding, i like horses. cows, ever been too a...
    autism1011 autism1011 22-25, M 7 hrs ago

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    Every week i feel the weight of my belly increasing! Every day i try and eat more and more in hope of keeping it growing forever! I am in love with every inch of my growing belly...
    bigchubbygirl bigchubbygirl 18-21, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    Nice little weekend in the Hilton compliments of my lovely boyfriend, love valentines day😘💕 4 years on and were still going strong x
    Hannahmc18 Hannahmc18 18-21, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    love wearing panties..have over 100 pairs..love panties with disney characters.
    photousa photousa 61-65, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    Mama's Song- Carrie Underwood i love this song my mom taught me so much i love my mommy
    autism1011 autism1011 22-25, M 10 hrs ago

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    I believe in Devine, I believe in that from heart... Mine is a arranged marriage... During the conversation her dad said.. We are also worship the same God... That's the moment I...
    Naveekool Naveekool 31-35, M 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Requiem... ...and the night was comfortably warm as the soft filtered light continued to push the darkness into the shadows as they held each other and kissed and pushed each...
    TheUltimateCrazyCatLady TheUltimateCrazyCatLady 22-25, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I'm loving Formation. I love her strong political messages in her music. Formation is SO amazing, and I love that Big Freedia does some voice overs. And I didn't think she could...
    chloegoldmine chloegoldmine 18-21, F 11 hrs ago

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    I Love Books I love to read books, but it doesn't mean that I'm bookish.
    helloAnnie helloAnnie 18-21, F 11 hrs ago

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    I'm new to the comic book reading game. I'm new to comics by over 2 years. At first I loved Marvel because i love Charles Francis Xavier due to the wheelchair but now I'm a big...
    jeffster72 jeffster72 46-50, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    When i was 12 & summer just started, my older sister's trying to decipher the books that i'm trying to read. I dunno what made her give me that book called "The Amityville Horror...
    hawksnravens hawksnravens 41-45, F 12 hrs ago

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    REASON BEHIND CELEBRITY TRADEMARKS (SOURCE: IMDB; Wikipedia) CELEBRITY: Carol Burnett TRADEMARK: Tugs on her left ear during all on-camera appearances REASON: It was a way of...
    PhillyAutismGuy PhillyAutismGuy 26-30, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    So valentine's is coming up soon. I miss a lot of things about being in a relationship, but the one I miss the most is touch. I wonder sometimes if they make a "hand" hooker...
    AmazingPoet AmazingPoet 41-45, M 12 hrs ago

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    She's not my wife yet...but I have never loved anyone the way I love her! She is the most wonderful person I have ever met. She's way too good for me, but she loves me just the...
    midagehippie midagehippie 56-60, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    "God has given His commands to us, but we pay no attention to them--not because of willful disobedience, but because we do not truly love and respect Him. We show how little love...
    silverfox61 silverfox61 61-65, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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