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I Love Lamp

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 64 People

    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6, 2014

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    Lava Lamp

    Not much of a story but I do like lamps LOL! I especailly like lava lamps and touch lamps. I want to get a nice standard lamp soon for my living room, I think there pretty cool! Um..that's it...that's my story LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Dec 2, 2007

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    When I moved to small-town (that probably goes

    without saying) northern Alberta, I thought that silence would be a nice change from the city lights of Toronto. And, for about a week it was charming. After the charm wore off, I peeled my tushy from my bathtub (aka: sanctuary) and poured myself into a doctor's office. After 5...
    tableforone tableforone 26-30, F May 17, 2014

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    I Love Lamp

    Would you like to come to a pants party?
    billy69 billy69 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 12, 2007

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    Loud Noises

    Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom. Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about. Brian Fantana: You...
    MetalRooster MetalRooster 31-35, M Mar 18, 2013

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    OMG!

    I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this group. For one, it's great! For another reason, I was talking to one of my friends and he randomly just starts going, "I love lamp." So I just HAD to join this group. It was like a sign, lol.
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F Mar 16, 2008

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    "Why Don't You

    go back to your home on W-h-o-r-e Island!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 15, 2008

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    LMAO!!...

    I love this group! damn u though billy69, I was going to start it!! ;) lol "BAXTER!, BAXTER, AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, THE BAD MAN KILLED BAXTER!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

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    I Love Lamps Because...

    they barely light up the room. you can only see the corners. nothing else. they light the words of a book or light the yarn you are using to make a buncha bullshit. my hats and quilts mean nothing to my son, so put out the lamp and pull the ******* trigger because life's too...
    evonstevon evonstevon 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    That Is Because You Crazy!

    Watch. http://www.ineedcaffeine.com/unboring.php
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 10, 2008

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    n3v3rsl33p n3v3rsl33p 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 15, 2014

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    Oh Yes, and

    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party...
    ulionar ulionar 41-45, F 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    Where'd You Get Your Clothes From? ... The...Toilet Store?!?

    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you...
    suckfest suckfest 18-21, F Dec 5, 2007

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