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I Love Lamp

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    That Is Because You Crazy!

    Watch. http://www.ineedcaffeine.com/unboring.php
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 10, 2008

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    "Why Don't You

    go back to your home on W-h-o-r-e Island!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 15, 2008

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    Lava Lamp

    Not much of a story but I do like lamps LOL! I especailly like lava lamps and touch lamps. I want to get a nice standard lamp soon for my living room, I think there pretty cool! Um..that's it...that's my story LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Dec 2, 2007

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    Eventhorizon75 Eventhorizon75 36-40, M Feb 12

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    Where'd You Get Your Clothes From? ... The...Toilet Store?!?

    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you...
    suckfest suckfest 19-21, F Dec 5, 2007

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    Oh Yes, and

    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party...
    ulionar ulionar 41-45, F 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    I Love Lamps Because...

    they barely light up the room. you can only see the corners. nothing else. they light the words of a book or light the yarn you are using to make a buncha bullshit. my hats and quilts mean nothing to my son, so put out the lamp and pull the ******* trigger because life's too...
    evonstevon evonstevon 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    When I moved to small-town (that probably goes

    without saying) northern Alberta, I thought that silence would be a nice change from the city lights of Toronto. And, for about a week it was charming. After the charm wore off, I peeled my tushy from my bathtub (aka: sanctuary) and poured myself into a doctor's office. After 5...
    tableforone tableforone 26-30, F May 17

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    n3v3rsl33p n3v3rsl33p 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    LMAO!!...

    I love this group! damn u though billy69, I was going to start it!! ;) lol "BAXTER!, BAXTER, AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, THE BAD MAN KILLED BAXTER!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

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    OMG!

    I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this group. For one, it's great! For another reason, I was talking to one of my friends and he randomly just starts going, "I love lamp." So I just HAD to join this group. It was like a sign, lol.
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F Mar 16, 2008

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    I just love lamp. Always there

    for me when I need it, always a bright, shining example of what it means to be there for you. Yeah they may break down sometimes, their light even may go out at times, but they're back in the game just as quick. You can replace a dim bulb, but you can't replace lamp. I love you...
    BigBlittleb123 BigBlittleb123 16-17, M Jul 25

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    Loud Noises

    Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom. Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about. Brian Fantana: You...
    WoodRooster WoodRooster 31-35, M Mar 18, 2013

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    I Love Lamp

    Would you like to come to a pants party?
    billy69 billy69 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 12, 2007

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    iamokaynow iamokaynow 31-35, M Aug 1

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    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6

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    I'm leaning on the lamp Maybe you think I look a tramp Or maybe you think I'm 'round to steal a car But no, I'm not a crook And if you think that's what I look I'll tell you why...
    dayvee65 dayvee65 46-50, M 3 days ago

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    After long silence - WB Yeats Speech after long silence; it is right, All other lovers being estranged or dead, Unfriendly lamplight hid under its shade, The curtains drawn...
    yeronlyman yeronlyman 41-45, M 22 hrs ago

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    ARIZONA That taste All I ever needed All I ever wanted Too dumb to surrender She shakes Like the morning railway Checking me out With someone on her shoulder The lamp Flickers...
    CarcinogenicCacti CarcinogenicCacti 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 19

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    For a unique expertise indulge you with an out of doors therapeutic massage or one of several spa treatment options accessible there.This exercise holiday break can take you...
    Ardellaeh Ardellaeh 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    A rancher, while riding his horse, was checking his fences. He came upon an old lamp. He rubbed it, and a genie appeared. The genie thanked him, and told him he could have one wish...
    jopava jopava 51-55, M 6 Responses Aug 27

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    Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room, taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne , when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his bum! If you don't...
    orgasmic27 orgasmic27 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 8

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    Too much Coffee You know you're drinking too much coffee when... You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You grind...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F Sep 9

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    So... gotta join the "I Love Music" spam before it's gone! :) I love the sound of this band, kinda softer, dreamier than much of what I listen to. Not that Yotube does any justice...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M 5 hrs ago

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    My partner of 4 years broke up with me a week ago. We were planning to be married next year. We are originally from India but currently live in the US. When I first met him, I was...
    mkist mkist 22-25, F 10 hrs ago

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    'Listen' If a friend tells you their problem and you tell them don't feel bad or you just try to cheer him up it's like you're saying their feelings are wrong & to turn them...
    sum1ab sum1ab 46-50, F 38 mins ago

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    She is my everything. She will always be my first and my last love and the beautiful thing about that us that I mean that literally. God is so good. I love true love. I love her...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 12 hrs ago

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    I'm in love with red . I think it's such a passionate color . Every flag of every country pretty much has red it it . It's power there's no fence sitting with red . Either you love...
    anushmi anushmi 13-15, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Love at First Sight A Strange Love Story, but True (Part 4) As unbelievable as this sounds, all my experiences are true. Schools in the U.S. are rewarded for identifying...
    RiverBedView RiverBedView 56-60, M 3 hrs ago

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    See, I just love going nude--I love for people to see my body, but my parents get mad if I go around the house naked, so I can't do it in front of them. So what I decided to do was...
    justmeherehi justmeherehi 46-50 3 Responses 43 mins ago

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    So here's a complicated story. I'm Mara. I'm 15 and I am a complicated young character. You see, where I live I don't have many friends so I catch the bus out of my town to go to...
    MaraIsNotKawaii MaraIsNotKawaii 13-15, F 8 hrs ago

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    I love my boyfriend a lot, I know I'm young so save the talk lol, but I really do. But I really think I love him for the wrong reason. He took my virginity and was my first kiss...
    lonelygypsy lonelygypsy 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    I LOVE MY LIFE There. I said it. Terrible confession, but it had to be said. I am bloody happy to be me! Sure, things sometimes get crummy from time to time. I get ill, feel like...
    zededd zededd 22-25, M 5 hrs ago

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    A Woman was admitted in a hospital as she was suffering from Brain Tumor. Her son & relatives were around her. She died within a few Hours. Her son cried the whole day & became...
    surender007 surender007 22-25, M 2 hrs ago

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    She's a good girl, loves her mama Loves Jesus and America too She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis Loves horses and her girlfriend too It's a long day livin' in Reseda There's a...
    Marisa85 Marisa85 26-30, F 7 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Thank you for everything. We all miss you. All the last memories of you are still fresh in my mind.. like it all happened yesterday. We still feel pain whenever we talk about how...
    hush00hush hush00hush 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    I love to feel alive and some experiences do that...when am on the road driving and there is no traffic I just feel so alive... Also when I listen to worship music it takes me away...
    CurvyandChic CurvyandChic 22-25, F 14 hrs ago

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    "Six" by All That Remains. I love when it's almost at the end, I imagine an epic love story movie.
    aburns aburns 26-30, F 14 hrs ago

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    My Music Library 10CC - Best Of AC/DC - Discography Aerosmith - Discography A-Ha - Best Of Air Supply - Best Of Alice Cooper - Discography Alice In Chains - Best Of...
    BrandanDR BrandanDR 16-17, M 13 hrs ago

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    I played the sims living large, sims 2 for the ps2, and the sims 3. I spend most of my time cheating to get money so I can design houses. I love designing houses I know like mine...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 13 hrs ago

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    I love chatting on Skype with people I meet from all over the world. Gotta love technology these days
    mattywheels25 mattywheels25 26-30, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Love at first sight is literally impossible. -.- If you think you're in love but you've never talked to the person, you're only infatuated. Huge difference.
    ifearsnowmen ifearsnowmen 18-21, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I love this song. This one is for all you that love the Soviet Union Sabaton - Panzerkampf
    Yooper117 Yooper117 18-21, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    i need a girl to love me ,, i loved a girl before and she is now dead
    mina12312 mina12312 13-15, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Omg guys I just love my boyfriend, last night he came over to see me, I didn't know we was going to do another movie night, but he brought a little gift bag to, at the moment I was...
    jennylovestosmile jennylovestosmile 18-21, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I love hearing the smooth, tender, but at the same time roughness tone of your voice when we talk, even just for a few minutes, I feel like my world just turns over, & stops on...
    kub4n954 kub4n954 26-30, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I absolutely love and adore my husband. He is my best friend and couldn't imagine my life without him. We were both married before and this is a second marriage for both of us. Our...
    redhot1221 redhot1221 36-40, F 10 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I am not sure how I feel about this yet... just came out of a long relationship that started as love and slowly erroded to loneliness. I am definitely open to "love" but I think I...
    LestatdeLioncourt LestatdeLioncourt 31-35, M 6 hrs ago

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    One more so my cheating gf left me on a Friday and told me a bunch of bs saying she will always be here for me and she wants to be my best friend we'll come to find out I got her...
    Chris0707 Chris0707 31-35, M 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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