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I Love Lamp

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 62 People

    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 12, 2014

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    n3v3rsl33p n3v3rsl33p 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 15, 2014

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    Loud Noises

    Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom. Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about. Brian Fantana: You...
    MetalRooster MetalRooster 31-35, M Mar 18, 2013

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    Where'd You Get Your Clothes From? ... The...Toilet Store?!?

    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you...
    suckfest suckfest 18-21, F Dec 5, 2007

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    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 6, 2014

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    I Love Lamps Because...

    they barely light up the room. you can only see the corners. nothing else. they light the words of a book or light the yarn you are using to make a buncha bullshit. my hats and quilts mean nothing to my son, so put out the lamp and pull the ******* trigger because life's too...
    evonstevon evonstevon 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    I Love Lamp

    Would you like to come to a pants party?
    billy69 billy69 26-30, M 4 Responses Sep 12, 2007

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    That Is Because You Crazy!

    Watch. http://www.ineedcaffeine.com/unboring.php
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 10, 2008

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    OMG!

    I seriously laughed out loud when I saw this group. For one, it's great! For another reason, I was talking to one of my friends and he randomly just starts going, "I love lamp." So I just HAD to join this group. It was like a sign, lol.
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F Mar 16, 2008

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    "Why Don't You

    go back to your home on W-h-o-r-e Island!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 15, 2008

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    When I moved to small-town (that probably goes

    without saying) northern Alberta, I thought that silence would be a nice change from the city lights of Toronto. And, for about a week it was charming. After the charm wore off, I peeled my tushy from my bathtub (aka: sanctuary) and poured myself into a doctor's office. After 5...
    tableforone tableforone 26-30, F May 17, 2014

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    Lava Lamp

    Not much of a story but I do like lamps LOL! I especailly like lava lamps and touch lamps. I want to get a nice standard lamp soon for my living room, I think there pretty cool! Um..that's it...that's my story LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Dec 2, 2007

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    Oh Yes, and

    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party...
    ulionar ulionar 41-45, F 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    LMAO!!...

    I love this group! damn u though billy69, I was going to start it!! ;) lol "BAXTER!, BAXTER, AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, THE BAD MAN KILLED BAXTER!"
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 7, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    Yes! i totally believe this, Love can create miracle, if only we love in purest form..it is like a light...It guides us like a lamp, it is like a God... when we hear the word love...
    Lauv Lauv 22-25, M May 3

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    My boyfriend works at night, he is allowed to use email when there isn't much going on, I work during the day but to keep him company sometimes I write him short stories that'll...
    Chabelle Chabelle 22-25, F May 12

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    My current favourite song. Wished it had more significance in my life, but no, so just enjoying and sharing Ed Sheeran's latest for the time being. Loving can hurt Loving can...
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I think the doubts started for some , was when God could not be or act as the genie in the lamp for them . There are many reasons why things are the way it is in discovery for me...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M Apr 26

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    [Chorus:] Out of sight, out of mind, Out of time, to decide. Do we run? Should I hide? For the rest, of my life. [x2] [Verse 1:] Dear Anne My number 1 fan I write with the light...
    Wishyouwerehere914 Wishyouwerehere914 16-17, M 1 Response May 5

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    Anna was laying in her bed trying to sleep but all she could hear was, 'drip, drip, drip'. She rolled over and sighed deeply, while putting her hand under the bed she felt the warm...
    wonderland63893 wonderland63893 16-17, F 2 Responses May 10

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    This is the most shallow joke ever.... But worth a read.... Maybe its written by some frustrated woman who had a lot of frustrated men in her life ....LMAO! Men are like...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    Free stuff! Who doesn't, honestly? Lamps, food, shirts, accessories, don't even care what it is most of the time as long as its free. Haha.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Can we also interpret the sky? <3 What's more beautiful? I'm totally mesmerised! I should be careful I don't bump into a lamppost! LOL
    watermelongirl watermelongirl 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I've studied sociology, anthropology, psychology and biochemistry and I don't think I'll ever get it. I've experienced infatuation and lust but love..... Nope. I'm not sure it's...
    4science 4science 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    Love. Love is not to say but to understand. Love is not to show but to feel inside. Love is not to find faults but to make the best. Love is not to demand but to sacrifice. Love...
    HotMomShaama HotMomShaama 46-50, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    WORDS THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER GONE UNSAID We don’t always get along perfectly, I’m sure we never will. No matter what’s been said or done, I will love you still. I’m...
    Lostnalone22 Lostnalone22 31-35, F 2 hrs ago

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    I love this song and these lyrics. "Amen" by Kid Rock It's another night in hell, another child won't live to tell Can you imagine what it's like to starve to death? And as we...
    ImKeepinItReal ImKeepinItReal 41-45, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    I love to look out at the night or preferably to be out in it. There are several environments I love at night. I love the suburbs because there is always an air of tranquility and...
    omutsukimi omutsukimi 18-21, M 9 hrs ago

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    I long for love so bad as i have felt it before, ive felt this heavenly feeling filling up my chest. This euphoric warm feeling constantly living there, and when i saw that person...
    lynnewolf99 lynnewolf99 16-17, F 8 hrs ago

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    Kimmy, my love, when you entered my life I was lost. I never imagined I could ever be loved. I did not believed I deserved it. Then you came in and changed all that. I am list in...
    ChantouKimmy ChantouKimmy 41-45, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I love nature, but my view of it is not woolly or overly sentimental. I regard it as beautiful, majestic, and holding great sanctity; but it can also be very dark and sometimes...
    TheBookAddict TheBookAddict 36-40, M 2 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    this guy that i have known for 7 years but havent been really talking to until the past two years said he loved me but has some issues of his own to sort out as do i. the thing is...
    BubzCutie BubzCutie 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I saw him today. My first love. It was a short visit, we only had about 45 minutes. Just seeing him was wonderful!!! It's crazy to think that he probably knows me better than...
    curioussoutherngirl38 curioussoutherngirl38 36-40, F 3 hrs ago

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    I've had an exhausting day and I was almost asleep when my friend who lives over a thousand miles away calls, we haven't spoken in a while but she is one of my best friends and I...
    mehear mehear 18-21, F 23 hrs ago

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    I love Taylor Swift's version of her song Bad Blood that has the rap. I listened to the rap-free version and I got freaked out. It's scary, the version without the rap. But the rap...
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F 19 hrs ago

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    I would like to stay positive and believe finding my true love means just that! Finding! And being a sojourner, loving adventure... Why don't I enjoy this quest as much as I would...
    wayward71 wayward71 41-45, M 5 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    Part (2)... So after having broken up with my x girlfriend who introduced me to the art of pantyhose, I once again went on a drought. Fast forward several years when I put...
    greenhornet77 greenhornet77 31-35, M 15 hrs ago

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    Im into drinking alot... beer, wine, tequila, whiskey, rum... just cant say no :) But anyway theres nothing better than vodka! Love the taste, love the rush and love that its so...
    sexxieaussie sexxieaussie 16-17, F 18 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    There is a moon which livens up your nights, There is a sun which brightens your day, There are stars which shine for you, And here its me who loves you, Love all my EP friends!
    HotMomShaama HotMomShaama 46-50, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Love brings the dead back to life. Love transforms the King into a slave. Love is the consummation of Gnosis. How could a fool sit on such a throne?
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F 3 hrs ago

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    She is my baby❤️❤️❤️ Her name is Gipsy and I lover her! 😍💘 Still can't believe she is all grown up... She turned 9 months old a week ago... And I still remember...
    UNDecodable UNDecodable 18-21, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I LOVE YOU. I DON'T LUST YOU. I LOVE YOU TO ETERNITY. YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG IT HAS BEEN AND IT IS KILLING ME SO BAD. YOU BLOODY DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I AM DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH YOU...
    meetmeinthepouringrain meetmeinthepouringrain 22-25, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I'll be honest. I'm a lonely guy. All I really want out of life is someone to be with. Someone I can talk to. Someone I can hold at night and know that we love each other. I like...
    tf2medic tf2medic 18-21, M 2 hrs ago

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