I Love Laughing So Hard You Can't Catch Your Breathe

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    It's a Kevin Hart kind of day.

    ..time for some laughs
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    Apr 6, 2015

    Doesn't happen much nowadays

    so it's a treat if it does
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jan 18, 2015

    Shouldn't the name of this group be I Love

    Laughing So Hard I Can't Catch My Breath? Why should my laughter affect your breathing?
    sugarfooties sugarfooties
    3 Responses Jan 1, 2015

    I can watch this video a million times

    and still crack up. https://youtu.be/ckDqNqlHWzo
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    Apr 10, 2015

    Cool Skeleton Q: Why was the skeleton

    so cool? A: He was bad to the bone.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 18, 2014

    Laughing at the guy on the PC magic commercial,

    his eyes are so close together 😜 truly my boy started the whole thing by all.of a sudden laughing so hard at the tb, I look up and the PC magic guy was there
    livewire0410 livewire0410
    36-40, F
    Aug 24, 2015
    dksl14 dksl14
    18-21, M
    Jan 6, 2015

    So Long

    It's been a long time since I've laughed that hard. I miss it.
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    36-40, F
    Mar 19, 2010

    A minister was talking to a children's Sunday

    school class about the Old Testament story of the children who mocked Elisha on his journey to Bethel. For once, he had everyone's attention, as he described how the youngsters taunted the poor old prophet and how they were punished: Two she-bears came out of the wild and ate 42...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 13, 2015

    Family Time

    My mom and I just had the longest laugh session ever. The best part is when I laughed because she was laughing because I was laughing and well you get the picture. Basically there were a lot of gasps for air and painful stomachs....and now my smile muscles hurt.
    AJoy94 AJoy94
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Nov 28, 2013
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    Sep 30, 2015

    The Accident Report Dear Sir,

    I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and I trust the following detail will be sufficient...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 17, 2015
    happinessortrash789 happinessortrash789
    51-55, F
    1 Response Oct 23, 2014

    The Fortune Teller A man goes to visit a

    fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your wife will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the man...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Jan 14, 2015
    rosa13bella rosa13bella
    16-17, F
    Oct 17, 2014

    it happened to me in 5th grade

    and i felt like i was dying but i was having such a good time XD ahhhh :PPPP
    wolfbeliever wolfbeliever
    18-21, F
    Oct 28, 2014

    Nigel was telling his mate Kevin about the

    first time he tried phone sex. "Was it good mate?" asked Kevin. "No it was embarassing, had to go to casualty to get the phone removed from my ****" replied Nigel.
    Christuner666 Christuner666
    31-35, M
    Nov 24, 2015

    The best feeling. You laugh

    so hard your stomach feels so thoroughly worked out,so it hurts but you don't want it to stop. The best! Haven't had a laugh like that in a long time. 😆
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    Nov 22, 2015

    It really feels good.

    Lol. There isn't alot that compares
    Hm3454 Hm3454
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Nov 15, 2014

    Such a great morning at work!

    It's really gonna suck when the first best friend I've made leaves next week...
    SkollHati SkollHati
    22-25, M
    Jun 13, 2015

    A joke/incident that

    whenever you return to it you begin with a chuckle…it builds into laughter. The more you think of it the funnier it becomes, the laughter intensifies. Your eyes are tearing up, clutching your belly, your whole body shakes with mirth. By this point you're wheezing and your face...
    2setsoftails 2setsoftails
    Jun 13, 2015

    My Sister And I Have A Big Problem With This

    My sister and I have very similar senses of humor and through the years there have been many times when we have laughed so hard we could hardly talk. We can just look at each other and start laughing, so hard sometimes that we can't do anything but laugh hysterically and have...
    Chelebub Chelebub
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Dec 5, 2012

    Earlier me and my sister were high.

    .. And she was laying down with her hands folded on her stomach, she looked just like some sort of sleeping beauty. My other sister started making jokes about it and I just died 😂 I was on the floor crying.
    Dreamscape98x Dreamscape98x
    18-21, F
    Feb 15, 2014

    Visiting a rural farm Rush Limbaugh

    and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 2, 2015

    Why men don't write advice columns.

    .. Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    4 Responses Mar 21, 2015

    I Nearly Died Of Laughter

    It was an awkward situation but a great one. Round my friends house, and her brother said something not really that funny. But his facial expression was hilarious when he said. First I laughed, then I started chocking on the food I was eating, That made me Laugh more. When other...
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    Jun 19, 2012

    Pulpit Time A Pastor goes to the dentist

    for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 5, 2015

    Lecture Tour with A Difference On New Year's

    Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer. 'I'm on my way to a lecture...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 27, 2015

    That struggle for catching a breath,

    and the pain in your stomach and that tear coming out of your eyes. Then tapping your hand like a retarded seal <3
    sabrinabryn sabrinabryn
    16-17, F
    Jun 13, 2015
    ilovemealways51 ilovemealways51
    51-55, F
    Dec 17, 2014

    There was an Aussie, a Scotsman

    and a Yank driving along, when they rolled the car and the three of them got killed. They went to Heaven and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. They explained that they’d been killed and needed a place to stay. St. Peter replied, “I’d love to help you boys but we’re...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Nov 22, 2014

    It's my favorite and

    when your ribs hurt and all is right with the world
    shannonsjourney shannonsjourney
    18-21, F
    Mar 18, 2015

    Phone Call From Ernesto The Caretaker: "Hello,

    Captain Lucky? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah, yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your dog died." "My dog? Dead? The one that won the International competition?" "Si, Senor...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Nov 28, 2014

    sadly it has been way too damn long

    since i have had the pleasure though.......
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    1 Response Sep 28, 2015


    i have laft so hard that i ws crying a river. I always get watery eyes when i laugh or yawn but i love to laugh t stough so hard i almost pass out because i cant breathe. if you can make me laugh that hard you are amazing.
    tomtombear tomtombear
    18-21, M
    Sep 4, 2008

    OMG, I'm crying. This is totally helping my

    mood! https://youtu.be/wOdd30uUeXE
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    Apr 10, 2015

    My friends and family are all On blue tooth

    saying if he's Thin how's he doing her. ... Your sexy.....she's a butch and a bum bully
    righthere123s righthere123s
    51-55, F
    Dec 2, 2014
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