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I Love Laughing Until It Hurts

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    There are five cows on a farm,

    one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother...
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    Lost Wife Husband : Oh,

    5 something . . . Sergeant : Build? Husband : Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant : Color of eyes? Husband : Never noticed. Sergeant : Color of hair? Husband : Changes according to season. Sergeant : What was she wearing? Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember...
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    A police officer was investigating an accident

    on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn't let me have my half of the road!" After gathering as much information as possible, he angrily approached the other driver, who was...
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    As a court clerk, I am well-versed in the

    jury-selection process. First a computer randomly selects a few hundred citizens from the entire county to report for jury duty on a particular day. Then another computer assigns 40 of those present to a courtroom. Then the 40 names are placed in a drum, and a dozen names are...
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    On their wedding night,

    the young bride approached her newhusband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for...
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    Shark! There is this atheist swimming in the

    ocean. All of a sudden he sees a shark in the water, so he starts swimming furiously towards his boat. As he looks back, he sees the shark turn and head towards him. He's scared to death, and as he sees the jaws of the great white beast open, revealing its horrific teeth, the...
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    Happy Talk

    Very few people can make me laugh until it hurts but I have someone in my life that can always do this and I plan on keeping him for a long time.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F Nov 7, 2009

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    A Texan, while visiting Toronto,

    found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver, "What's that building there?" "That's the Royal York Hotel," replied the cabbie. "The Royal York? How long did it take to build that?" asked the...
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    Omg!!!! Lmfao!!!! Mailboxes!

    Okay so i'm the kind of person that laughs at peoples pain..IK its wrong...but thats okay cuz whenever i get hurt OMG i can't stop laughing. If there were more people like me omg we would be laughing nonstop. Okay so we were running the mile at school and you know i was all in...
    RodriguezLove RodriguezLove 13-15, F May 7, 2010

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    Lying Congressmen A pair of congressmen met

    for lunch to hash out their political differences. Ten minutes into the meal, one angrily pounded the table. "You're lying!" he shouted. "Of course I'm lying," the other said, "but hear me out."
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    I love those moments

    when you can't stop laughing then your friend starts laughing too, and this causes you to laugh harder. Till eventually your sides ache and you're coughing gasping for air, while people around you just stop and stare.
    thisISalessa thisISalessa 16-17, F Dec 3, 2014

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    Arthur is 90 years old.

    He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That's it,” he tells his wife. “I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went.” His wife sympathizes and...
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    A concierge at a posh resort,

    was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a couple who had just checked in after a long flight came by and asked where the lift was. "Go down the hill," he told them, "out the door, past the pool, 200 yards down the block, and you'll see it on your right." Their tired...
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    Best Feeling Ever

    when you are just soo happy you find something so ridicuously funny that your eyes water you lose breath and your stomache aches its a good time makes me happy just thinking about it
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 9, 2012

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    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 16-17, F Jun 14, 2014

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    Seriously laughing is like the best medicine to

    anything when ur feeling down!! I have these most down to earth n the fuken funniest girlfriends or BFFs tht just make me laugh until I cry my eyes out!! I just love peeps who can make me laugh!!
    Chipmunk1023 Chipmunk1023 18-21, F Dec 2, 2014

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    Or Until I Cough

    I am not so sure that's a good thing though, lol. I cough a lot :(
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 29, 2011

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    Names

    I absolutely love those names that make a word!!! I laugh til I am rolling on the ground and my abs hurt! Hugh Jass Seymour Buts Anita Bath Ivana Tinkle Phil McKracken
    mandanh13 mandanh13 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 29, 2013

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    A man went to the doctor complaining of

    insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him. "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you." "I know" said the man, "but I can't. My...
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    How To Induce My Hurtlaughs...

    Obscure, Stupid Comedy...it's from the UK and fixes everything.Looking at a friend and I can read their thoughts about when they called out PENIS in the doctor's waiting area..Saying 'perhaps' all day as answers to everything.Like the price of organic food.Tickling me behind the...
    TheWomanWhoDid TheWomanWhoDid 36-40 Feb 28, 2013

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    I Love To

    i love to laugh.  it makes me feel better but i also love laughing til the side of my body hurts .
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 18, 2009

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    I Have Done This Many Of Times

    I love it when I get to laugh. That nice laugh that hurts after a while. I so love it when I get the chance for that. Not that many people can get me to laugh like that at all. It doesn't happen that much at all. I am lucky when I can laugh like that. It happens when ever that I...
    acjf acjf 22-25, F Mar 12, 2011

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    Little Johnny's Confession The children were

    all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a stone at Jimmy.” “That was a very misguided thing to do, my son,” said the priest patiently. “It wasn...
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    I Wish It Happened More Often

    I don't crack up near as much as I did when I was younger. I really miss the feeling of being a little kid and finding everything hysterical. I still have a good sense of humor and I love to laugh, it's just harder to make me laugh now then when i was younger. Seeing a funny...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F Mar 9, 2013

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    A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and,

    after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the...
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    Six guys were playing poker

    when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws...
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    It's my favorite and when your ribs hurt and all is right with the world
    shannonsjourney shannonsjourney 18-21, F Mar 18

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    by Cascada: (They aren't American but the singer's English is very good.) Some of these songs I discovered after Cascada added me to their friends list on another site. I love...
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    It can be pretty fun, I think. I love laughing, so what's not to love?
    gingersammy gingersammy 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 17

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    "As the sun blooms, our lips are tied in knots I knew this day would come I finally know just who I am She said, "My God I started getting sleep again, I don't think I want to...
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    Love sucks. It hurts you. I hate it. I don't want to feel it anymore. I'm just going to push it out of my heart. I have more important things to focus on.
    Ladybugprincess Ladybugprincess 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I could sit here and tell you that I want you forever and that the sun shines for you. That I'll love you until the depths of time and you're my soulmate. Even though those things...
    junipersun21 junipersun21 18-21, F Mar 3

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    There is something so magical and amazing when you go near old looking trees. I wonder to myself sometimes, how long ago where they here? Where they around when my grandparents...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 1 Response a week ago

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    hiii. .. when I was 17.... I made an orkut account. .. I was so fat definitely obsessed. .. finally met a guy... called vaibhav... He s so handsome mean while very good... We were...
    kirti92 kirti92 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    Laughing is one of the ways to my heart.
    TheVirginRapids TheVirginRapids 18-21, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    There once was a guy that I actually saw during a field trip that was the only person ever to interest me romantically. He was only a few years old then me, and happened to be a...
    Ewoo Ewoo 16-17 29 mins ago

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    hey guys, Yesterday, he was walking in the hallway, and he saw me (i was with my bestfriend), so he stopped to say hi, then we were laughing and he was teasing me...his laugh...
    glowingdiamond glowingdiamond 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 6

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    Save Him by Justin Nozuka [Verse 1:] She loves him more He loves her more, Seems like they won't ever let each other go, Laughing and kissing it's a match made in heaven Behind...
    Alexz72 Alexz72 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Okay. I'm going to basically talk about my entire day today and everything relating to Zayn leaving One Direction, because this is f*cking me up a lot. Last night I was preparing...
    HazzaBoo HazzaBoo 16-17, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    "Where It Hurts" What you gotta understand is I'm still here I could've been with any man I wanted, So, let's be clear Yeah I know that she hurt you None of those circumstances...
    LanaKane LanaKane 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 7

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    Moving On..... Today I called *my bf* and we were talking then I said:I wanna grab you with me to Germany him: Really?you think we can live together under one house? me: yea...
    InLove000 InLove000 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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