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I Love Laughing Until It Hurts

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    I Wish It Happened More Often

    I don't crack up near as much as I did when I was younger. I really miss the feeling of being a little kid and finding everything hysterical. I still have a good sense of humor and I love to laugh, it's just harder to make me laugh now then when i was younger. Seeing a funny...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F Mar 9, 2013

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    Lost Wife Husband : Oh,

    5 something . . . Sergeant : Build? Husband : Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant : Color of eyes? Husband : Never noticed. Sergeant : Color of hair? Husband : Changes according to season. Sergeant : What was she wearing? Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    Lying Congressmen A pair of congressmen met

    for lunch to hash out their political differences. Ten minutes into the meal, one angrily pounded the table. "You're lying!" he shouted. "Of course I'm lying," the other said, "but hear me out."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 15

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    A man went to the doctor complaining of

    insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him. "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you." "I know" said the man, "but I can't. My...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 12

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    Or Until I Cough

    I am not so sure that's a good thing though, lol. I cough a lot :(
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 29, 2011

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    I Love To

    i love to laugh.  it makes me feel better but i also love laughing til the side of my body hurts .
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 18, 2009

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    A concierge at a posh resort,

    was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a couple who had just checked in after a long flight came by and asked where the lift was. "Go down the hill," he told them, "out the door, past the pool, 200 yards down the block, and you'll see it on your right." Their tired...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Dec 3, 2014

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    Best Feeling Ever

    when you are just soo happy you find something so ridicuously funny that your eyes water you lose breath and your stomache aches its a good time makes me happy just thinking about it
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 9, 2012

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    Names

    I absolutely love those names that make a word!!! I laugh til I am rolling on the ground and my abs hurt! Hugh Jass Seymour Buts Anita Bath Ivana Tinkle Phil McKracken
    mandanh13 mandanh13 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 29, 2013

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    A Texan, while visiting Toronto,

    found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver, "What's that building there?" "That's the Royal York Hotel," replied the cabbie. "The Royal York? How long did it take to build that?" asked the...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 26

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    Six guys were playing poker

    when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 23

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    On their wedding night,

    the young bride approached her newhusband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Dec 22, 2014

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    As a court clerk, I am well-versed in the

    jury-selection process. First a computer randomly selects a few hundred citizens from the entire county to report for jury duty on a particular day. Then another computer assigns 40 of those present to a courtroom. Then the 40 names are placed in a drum, and a dozen names are...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 27

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    I Have Done This Many Of Times

    I love it when I get to laugh. That nice laugh that hurts after a while. I so love it when I get the chance for that. Not that many people can get me to laugh like that at all. It doesn't happen that much at all. I am lucky when I can laugh like that. It happens when ever that I...
    acjf acjf 22-25, F Mar 12, 2011

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    Investigators at a major research institute

    have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad). The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    Omg!!!! Lmfao!!!! Mailboxes!

    Okay so i'm the kind of person that laughs at peoples pain..IK its wrong...but thats okay cuz whenever i get hurt OMG i can't stop laughing. If there were more people like me omg we would be laughing nonstop. Okay so we were running the mile at school and you know i was all in...
    RodriguezLove RodriguezLove 13-15, F May 7, 2010

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    Shark! There is this atheist swimming in the

    ocean. All of a sudden he sees a shark in the water, so he starts swimming furiously towards his boat. As he looks back, he sees the shark turn and head towards him. He's scared to death, and as he sees the jaws of the great white beast open, revealing its horrific teeth, the...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    A police officer was investigating an accident

    on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn't let me have my half of the road!" After gathering as much information as possible, he angrily approached the other driver, who was...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Feb 13

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    Little Johnny's Confession The children were

    all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a stone at Jimmy.” “That was a very misguided thing to do, my son,” said the priest patiently. “It wasn...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    Arthur is 90 years old.

    He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That's it,” he tells his wife. “I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went.” His wife sympathizes and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 31

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    A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and,

    after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the...
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    Rolls-Royce vs. Yugo A guy driving a Yugo

    pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got a phone in my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, "Yes, I...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 7

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    Happy Talk

    Very few people can make me laugh until it hurts but I have someone in my life that can always do this and I plan on keeping him for a long time.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F Nov 7, 2009

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    There are five cows on a farm,

    one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 6

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    I love those moments

    when you can't stop laughing then your friend starts laughing too, and this causes you to laugh harder. Till eventually your sides ache and you're coughing gasping for air, while people around you just stop and stare.
    thisISalessa thisISalessa 16-17, F Dec 3, 2014

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    Seriously laughing is like the best medicine to

    anything when ur feeling down!! I have these most down to earth n the fuken funniest girlfriends or BFFs tht just make me laugh until I cry my eyes out!! I just love peeps who can make me laugh!!
    Giselle1023 Giselle1023 18-21, F Dec 2, 2014

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    How To Induce My Hurtlaughs...

    Obscure, Stupid Comedy...it's from the UK and fixes everything.Looking at a friend and I can read their thoughts about when they called out PENIS in the doctor's waiting area..Saying 'perhaps' all day as answers to everything.Like the price of organic food.Tickling me behind the...
    TheWomanWhoDid TheWomanWhoDid 36-40 Feb 28, 2013

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    A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty

    march across the rolling prairie. It was a hot blistering day and the men, longing for water and rest, were impatient to reach the next town. A rancher rode past. "Say, friend", called out one of the men, "how far is it to the next town?" "Oh, a matter of two miles or so, I...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jun 9

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