A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blond driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the...
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. ~Jean Houston
No matter how bad my day has been or how blue I am feeling, all it takes is one laugh and my day is suddenly turned around. A few years ago I was sick and in the hospital. I...
I don't know why I'm crying... and cannot seem to stop...
I don't know why I feel so down, or that the world around me has no sound..
I don't know why I'm thinking that no one cares right now..
I don't know why I say that the world would be okay should I pass away today...
didn't find funny. That's hilarious
theguardian.com, Friday 8 August 2014
When I saw that Michelle Obama joked at the US-Africa Leaders Summit this week that “women are smarter than men”, I prepared myself for backlash. And – what do you know...
In the dark,
Hugging my pillow tight,
And wishing with all my might
That life didn’t look so stark.
I admit that I did once contemplate
And even retained a debate
On the best way to leave this world
When my mind wouldn’t stop its swirl.
Never once did I...
office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed.
"Hey, what's up with you?", he asks.
"Oh, its my wife," replied the man sadly. "She's hired a new secretary for me."
"Well, nothing wrong in that. Is she blonde or brunette?"
"Neither, He's bald."
I cannot see,
for I am now blind;
I cannot see,
tears have taken over.
You've left me
On the edge
With no strings
to hold or support me.
with only waves
drifting nor here
Like in a desert,
my lips part,
Why is it hard to believe that I can be sad or blue?
That things can be rough for me and I need a good cry?
Why do I feel like I must always maintain a smile,
say 'Yes, I'm great! Nothing is ever wrong? '
Why do you force me in this box?
she dosen`t laugh that much anymore.but it means the world to me.just to hear her laugh for a minute or two,feels me with such joy and hope.i wished she had more to be happy about.and i could hear her laugh more before her voice goes silent.i just would
Laughter is so so important to me. I love goofy people, people who are willing to do something silly just to make you smile....I do reciprocate as well.
Laughter is an intimate glimpse into another and let's another see you as well....
To me true laughter is just an...
Not sure what it is but some people have such an infectious laughter that you can't help but respond with your own laughter. Its like it reaches into your heart, makes it light and airy, fills you with joy and soon you are joining them. It doesn't matter what they are laughing...
I have a sickness inside me;
it creeps up on me sometimes late at night,
or when im all by myself.
It engulfs me and won't let me go.
I tried, I tell you...
to just catch the smoky cloud of happiness,
to reject that crazy loneliness and sadness that has no reason.
I have this...
But do you know what I learn today? I like to make other people laugh just as much. You when say a funny joke or something and the other person has a proper laugh, you get a nice feeling as well!!
Who knew!? Lol
Did you know any of these?
1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.
2. A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the...
.. But many people told me that when im around them its impossible not to have a smile or be laughing as I am hilarious. You wouldnt believe how many people told me I should be a comedian... Even people I've met for like 2 minutes... To be honest, I think its a gene that gets...
Bill and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year and every year Bill would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane."
Martha always replied, "I know Bill, but that airplane ride costs 10 dollars, and 10 dollars is 10 dollars."
Yes, I am pretty much always laughing. You can hear my laugh echoing down the halls...not ashamed to laugh out loud...oh no, not at all.
I love to hear people laugh....make people laugh....and be surrounded by laughter
I believe it heals our souls
I have a secret for you, my listening ear.
I have lived a lie, not once...twice...or three times...
perhaps I've done so more than a thousand times.
In those moments, I've replied with confidence,
with much assurance that all is well.
I have lied to my friends, even...