I Love Lewis Black

if you love the topical comedian this is the group you want to be in. 99 People

    He Is So Funny

    I saw him live once and I cried because I was laughing so hard. I love his bit about milk where he says "if your lactose intolerant, you can't drink milk. so what's in the ******* carton? get your milk away from my milk, it's talking to it and it's making it feel bad about...
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 30, 2008

    Oh God...

    I've actually stumbled upon him when I relentlessly searched up a phrase that popped into my head: "In God We Rust" and to my surprise I wasn't the first to think of the same. Even though I've told myself that I don't have an hour to watch the entire thing to know what it's about...
    AuroraSpectrum AuroraSpectrum
    18-21, M
    1 Response Aug 21, 2013


    One of my favorite comedians. Whenever I watch him do stand-up, I end up on the floor laughing.
    Trident2012 Trident2012
    22-25, M
    Jun 20, 2012

    The Best Ever

    This guy is so right on.He says what I wish I could all day long, at work.Brilliant and I wish I could kiss his cheek and say Thank you.
    wiseowl wiseowl
    61-65, F
    Mar 1, 2008

    He Was Best Man At My Wedding

    “In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.”
    menelaeus menelaeus
    66-70, M
    Nov 1, 2013

    How Can You Not???

    I love watching Root of All Evil... I can't wait for his next book to come out... it'll be out SOON!!! YAY!!!
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    May 16, 2008

    He's the Porototype For...

    He's the porototype for the jaded fed-up sick and tires human being. Praise.
    numisiro numisiro
    36-40, M
    Jul 24, 2008

    Candy Corn

    That is absolutely my favorite bit he does. All of the Candy Corn was created in the 40s and they just keep washing and re-using it. I LOVE IT!!! Linds
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath
    26-30, F
    Aug 7, 2008

    He Performed At My College

    With the passing of the late, great George Carlin, I can say without any doubt that Lewis Black is the funniest man alive. Whenever I see a comedian I like, I'm always a bit reserved because I'm sure some of their material will be old.  When Lewis Black spoke at my College...
    Honir Honir
    26-30, M
    1 Response Dec 1, 2008

    Love At First Sight

    A while back, I was with some friends, and I went on this long rant about the state of politics. My friends were laughing. When I calmed down, one of them asked if I had ever heard of Lewis Black - and I had not. They said that I reminded them of him. I searched out Mr. Black...
    eyes eyes
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jun 14, 2008

    A Letter to Santa...

    Dear Santa, give me Lewis Black under my Christmas tree this year and we'll call it square on that whole pony thing. What a cute little mensh-y grin he's got! 
    MaMegabyte MaMegabyte
    51-55, F
    5 Responses Jun 29, 2008
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