I Love Light Bulb Jokes

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    How Many Dogs does it Take to Screw in a Light

    Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: I can't reach the...
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    1 Response Dec 3, 2014

    Q: How many house-keeping staff does it take to

    change a light bulb? A: You know I only get paid $5 an hour to do this, and I don't know why I always have to do everybody else's work anyway.
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 15, 2014

    Q: How many nurses does it take to change a

    light bulb? A: Will somebody please call house-keeping?
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 15, 2014

    Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a

    light bulb? A: None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant. Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in. Q: How many chiropractors does it take to...
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 15, 2014
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