"Girl From Kentucky" - There once was a girl from Kentucky
Who's friends told her that she was 'plucky'
She told them 'OK'
"If you see me that way
But I see myself as...
Dave's Cave - There was an old man named Dave
Who kept a dead ***** in a cave.
He said, "I'll admit
I'm a bit of a sh*t,
But think of the money I save!"
My Pollution Haiku - Pollution:
Our waters and animals
Gone without warning.
[ps. please anyone don't take this from me. I'm so proud of it and that I...
Re: the Joy of Chinese Food -
bamboo good for you
promotes healthy digestion
live long like panda
M U S I C - C I S U M ! -
I don't mind the teens rockin'
I don't mind the teens rollin'
but not simultaneously !
My Mother in Law
must be an Angel
she is always harpin' on
A proud tightrope walker named Jenny Said, "Nets? I refuse to use any,” But, making a wave, She tumbled and gaveOne breathless performance too many.
Pancakes: a Limerick (inspired By My Breakfast) - A pancake is generally flat,
And round, if you make it like that.
But sometimes you can
Shape a fine pancake man,
Or even a...
Forgiveness - Accept you were hurtAccept the apologyForget it happened
Haiku! - Haiku is for me.
Five seven and five again.
Spewing from my pen.
Love Haiku - These where NOT written by me, I just put them up so everyone can enjoy.
In this house on a hill without walls,
The four winds touch our faces.
Limerick #72 Ducks On A Pond - The ducks on the pond, they did quack,
'cause the food they were fed seemed to lack
any taste or appeal.
They wanted a meal
That didn't taste like a...
South Park :) - in the episode "roger ebert should lay off the fatty foods", mr garrison teaches the class about haiku: "a haiku," he says, "is just like a...
Thanksgiving - The original natives did teach
Surviving what nature unleashed
So every November
Please try and remember
Why we gather together to feast.
Haiku # 237 (hate) - hate is like a boil
hiding pain till it erupts
and spreads its poison
Heart Broken - Energy is gone
Function is impossible
Death seems rational
Gross Facial Hair: a Limerick - A tasteful goatee is just fine,
But some folks must cross every line.
That stache is pure trash!
That beard is too weird,
And trails in your...
Twinkling The Barber - Twinkling the Barber
Went to shave his father
The razor slipped
And cut his lip
Twinkling the Barber..
I remember this limerick as my Grandma used to...
A Bad Day (some Info Changed For Anonymity) - i wrote this during the phil spector trial, which i was having to miss in order to take notes on a congressional hearing.
Small Guy From St. Paul - There was a young man from St. Paul
Whose parts were exceedingly small.
He could bugger a bug
At the edge of a rug
But the bug hardly felt it at all.
Waiting On Get Smart Dvd Set to Be Delivered... - get smart dvds,
if you don't come today, i
fear that i may weep
do i have...
Haiku # 236 (dust) -
in order to see
the world in a speck of dust
get stronger glasses
Composition Inspired By Two Solid Hours of Western Civilization - Forever sitting in a class
was little FT trying to pass.
To broaden his mind
Earth - There once was a lady so grand
She decided one day to expand
And gave invitations
To all of creation
To fill her air, seas and land
Kiss - A scream of passionErupts through out my beingWhen your lips touch mine
::slow Clap:: - awesome group.
if i could stop shaking my head in joy and wonderment then perhaps i could submit a little something in tribute of this...
There Once Was A Girl - There once was a girl
with a nose
as big as a fire hose
when she hipped and hopped
her nostrils popped
and now she has no toes!!!
Limerick # 235 The Daily Quota - A young lady in Minnesota
had trouble meeting her quota.
when her pimp asked her "why"
she said "cause I died
somewhere in South Dakota"
Going Postal. - going postal takes
way too much energy. i
will just write haikus.
Good For a Chuckle... - I have always loved clever rhymes and poems. One time, during a long boring graduation ceremony in high school, Journey and I took turns writing limericks...
Haiku By Cats (not Written By Me) -
Haiku Written by Cats
(from an email forward. i edited a few to make the syllables fit when they didn't already)
The food in my...
Haiku #73 Haiku Choo Choo - .
train whistle blowing
i don't know where it's going
wish i could go, too
if i could go too
what I'd really like to do
is ride forever
i am but a...
Indecision - I wavered and waffled all night
I just didn't know what to write!
A limerick or two?
Or a lyric haiku?
My paper awaits me, still white.
Myonis108 - There was a young girl named Myonis
Who always was happy to bone us
The thrill of a ride
Made her quiver inside
And the smile on her face was a bonus
To The Turkey.... - Hide with the chickens
Pray for near sighted farmers
Learn to Cluck for Crow
Little Red Austin - There was a young man from Boston
Who drove a little red Austin.
He had room for his ***
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em!
D O G G Y - D O O D L E S ! -
perfect pet for children
and small houses !
DOGS LOVE WALKIES
remember a dog is not
just for CHRISTMAS
SNOOPY is a real
Re: Fibromyalgia - [names edited slightly for anonymity]
doctors p*tel and
w*tton, together with their
nurses, can bite me.
Have I told you lately that I love you... Hai ^_<
Guys I feel bad I didnt write yesterday I really wanna write for you everyday :}D I wanna make you...
Wherever you are
I love to see the ocean’s beauty
and the moon that shines above
Alone in the sand looking at the stars
Wishing someday I would find true love
Would it be nice...
I say that if i don't love and never have my heart broken...i am not alive and as most people think that if you never have your heart broken so you are blessed...but i say no way...
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A man much was wiser than me once said that for one to truly love another, one first must love truth.
What is the truth of love? Does it exist simply so I may achieve a degree of...
I met him at the first meeting of the Speech Team in college. I did not even want to be on the speech team but my dad knew the coach and they convinced me this would be a good...
Happiness was the start of it all. Which quickly fell to love. He said and did all the right things. No one made me feel like he did. With one word he could send me to heaven or to...
When you are old. ~
By William Butler Yeats.
When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft...
I love him
I miss him
I wish things were different
But he just keeps making choices that show me I mean nothing to him
He says I am his love
And then swans off back to some other...
I love how their skin feel and look as every kind have different skin and colors so amazing...but owning one is another story as i am a nature lover so put a snake in a cage is not...
I was dating my boyfriend for a little over five months and he ended up falling in love with my best friend. The entire time we were together he never told me he loved me. I want...
"Cyndi Lauper- True Colors"
You with the sad eyes
Don't be discouraged
Oh I realize
Its hard to take courage
In a world full of people
You can lose sight of it all
"Fall For You"
There's a right or wrong to know for everything
And the truth is somewhere written in between
But there's always something missing in the dark
There you'll find the...
I miss my ex-boyfriend. He was incredible in so many ways but alas, unfortunately not always there for me. We had a long distance relationship and we would be "on" for 3 months...
I love my dog sooooo frikn much!!!!! He really is everything to me. One time he got really sick and had to stay at the vet for a whole week and I cried so much and as soon as he...
I love my fiance with all my heart but he is disappointing and honestly love is not enough. He treats me great, he worships me. He is the only guy to cry for me. Sex and...