Is It Worth It. - If someone loves me just because I look good. is it worth it? I mean the relationship. Right now I am in a relationship where my partner says He loves me but is not attracted to fat women. I am not a thin woman. I am reasonable attractive. I am not ugly...
darlin407 3 Responses 0 Aug 1, 2008
Anyone Can Look Good! - I love looking good mainly for the sake of it. I won't lie; I do have days where I don't really feel like glamming it up or looking extra nice. But that doesn't mean I'll go out looking like Swampthing. If I'm going to go out au natural, I'll always make...
WistfulWonderings 0 Jun 17, 2011
A Good Face - A good face in this world will get you far and it's sad but true what I mean by good face is if your good looking you will get your way most times and it can get you great things
TheSecondLennon 0 Feb 19
My Passion For Feeling And Looking Amazing - Everyday I make sure that I look and feel sexy and in order to do so it takes a little preparation every night... 1. Taking a hot shower at night and moisturising my skin until it feels like silk. 2. Then before bed I do some intense...
Fleurbunny 1 Response 1 Nov 25
Making Love With Your Eyes - I cant express how much i love the stare of a man ♥.♥ ! Nothing gets me going more then a stare.. Weather you're sitting across the room staring at me, or looking down on me as i stare up into your eyes. You always get me going with a simple stare...
MissBellaB 3 Responses 6 Nov 4
Sharing The Good Smells - So I don't know if u guys smelled old spice wolfthorn but it smells like candy or juice or kool aid soo good I love it
biggstrigg 0 Nov 10
I Love Giving(Receiving) Massage - I LUV giving (and getting) massage. I am really good at it...I do deep tissue, therapeutic massage....for friends and family. Ladies say I have very good hand and some of them even say that my hands are made only for massage. I should continue...
andy4321 1 Response 1 Nov 25
Girls.. - I love a good laugh, but it seems really hard to find a girl who simply enjoys the same thing. I would love a great FRIENDSHIP with another girl, but sadly I have not found one who is NOT judgmental or jealous or is just all around a beautiful person -.-
Iceaaangel 5 Responses 3 Nov 9
I Am A Good Massage For Woman Contach Call Me 3930107953 - I ama good massage for woman contach call me 3930107953
waqarAsghar 1 Response 0 Nov 15
To Be Loved - Well, it's true that I have been hurt in my life. Quite a bit. But it's also true that I have loved, and been loved. and that carries a weight of its own. A greater weight, in my opinion. It's like that pie chart we talked about earlier. in the end, I'll look back...
terriblethings 0 Nov 6
Forbidden Love - I wish you'd fall in love with me," she said. "Why?" "Because you're really someone worth falling in love with. And if we were in love, I wouldn't be drifting. I wouldn't be nobody. At least not while I was with you.
terriblethings 1 Response 1 Nov 13
I Love Giving Massage - I have been involved with massage for over 7 years now. I love every aspect of it, the touch, the healing of emotions and spirit, the satisfaction of helping someone feel better in a mixed up world has rewards beyond any monetary gains. For the most part...
andy4321 1 Response 2 Nov 25
Love Giving Massages - Love Giving Massage I have been involved with massage for over 15 years. I love every aspect of it, the touch, the healing of emotions and spirit, the satisfaction of helping someone feel better in a mixed up world has rewards beyond any monetary gains...
andy4321 3 Responses 0 Nov 25
I Want To Love, And Be Loved. - I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want gemstones or gold. I have those things already. I want…a steady hand. A kind soul. I want to fall asleep, and wake, knowing my heart is safe...
livelaughlovedream3 1 Response 3 Nov 26
In Love? - "Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up" Neil Gaiman
lovetoomuch 0 Nov 4
Bank Robbery - It's Saint Patrick's day and an armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face. The...
nevernohow 3 Responses 9 Nov 13
Misbehaving - The mood was expectantly somber as I walked into the lobby of the funeral home. I nodded silently to my long time friend and Battalion Chief Larry. We’d come to pay our last respects to Dave. The quest of honor had retired long ago from our Fire Department. Dave...
adventurer101 2 Responses 3 Nov 12
Diamonds, Pearls And Puppy Dog Tails! - Shopping is a good way of looking at things which appeal to you. Going to a nightclub to look at the guys, the girls, to see attractions. Listening to music. Visiting friends and friends of friends.
aoutdouze 1 Nov 14
There's Something About Them. - It's not just photographs of me either. I could look anyone's photos for hours on end. I think one of my favorite things about photos is learning the stories behind them; the conversations they had before and after it was taken, the mood and...
lawree 1 Response 0 Nov 13
Well You Say It How It Is! - A Doctor examining a woman who had been rushed into A&E, took the husband aside for a quiet word. "I do not like the look of your Wife at all Mr Reynolds," he said. "Me neither Doc" said the husband, "but she is a great cook and really good with the...
alwaysawanderer 1 Nov 25
Smart Redhead - One day, about a month ago, the president was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States... How much would it cost me to spend some...
RedneckRita 6 Responses 6 Nov 8
What Does God Look Like? - A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl...
nevernohow 4 Responses 5 Nov 9
Being A Sweet One - With every stage production I'm in, I always bring in a glass jar of Jelly Belly Jelly Beans to share with the cast. My cast members always appreciate the fact that I bring in jelly beans; most of them always stuff a handful into their mouths before or after...
Aspiewonder 1 Nov 23
Lately It'S Been Alright. - I usually dread lunch time at school because no matter how many people I surround myself with I still feel alone. For some reason though it's been quite lovely these past few days. I'm actually laughing and smiling. I'm not feeling that dark sunken...
FunniUnicorn 2 Responses 2 Nov 9
KFC Ran Out Of Chicken?!?!? - It was a summer day in June. I was hanging out with my 6 good friends at the local pool. My one friend Dwayne was hungry and said" Hey, why don't we get some lunch? How about some KFC?" He loved KFC ever since we where 3 years old. So we went to KFC...
MJtheMoonWalker 0 Nov 17
My Strangest Ever Male Massage - I have a problem with tension in my shoulder / neck area , work related and need remedial massage and physiotherapy occasionally. I usually go near my work in the suburbs near home . One week I had some city work to do one day in the afternoon...
andyp3136 4 Responses 3 Nov 21
Laugh - A good laugh is a good tonic so lets make the effort to cheer someone up today.
mysteryjourney 3 Nov 11
Random Thoughts - With the exception of a few friends and a very special friend I mostly observe on this site. I read a lot of questions and answers and an occasional story. The variety in how people act on here is really pretty amazing. Almost as intriguing as the way people...
Trackcoachred 1 Response 4 Nov 13
A Good Way To Lose A Tip - Doris is sitting in a bar and says to her friend that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. The bartender tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." Doris asks, "How do I do it without...
SirLaughalots 1 Response 3 Nov 5
I Like The Way The Sun Tells Me Good Morning! - This is about a nice day waiting for me!!!:)
julianarego 1 Response 0 Nov 10
Blond Gets Pulled Over, - and starts to panic because she doesn't have driver's license! So she fumbles around in her purse, comes across a small mirror and thinks that it might do the trick if he ask's for I.D. After all, she looked in the mirror, and it WAS a good likeness...
TtotheD 2 Responses 4 Nov 12
Shifu Bruce Lee's Philosophy - 1. “I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to mine.” 2. “Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one” 3. “Be like water making its way through...
IncongruousAngel 2 Responses 2 Nov 16
Shared By One Of My Crazy Male Friend.😜 - Phrases you don't tell a naked man:👀 I've smoked joints fatter than that. Ahh, it's cute. I'm sorry. Who circumcised you ? Why don't we just cuddle ? You know they have surgery to fix that. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger. Oh no, a...
MeinHerzschlag 3 Responses 7 Nov 16
Massage Enthusiastic - I am here to give massage. People say I have very good massage hands. Would you like to give a try? I am in bay area of California. Please let me know if anyone interested. Best, Andy
andy4321 0 Nov 19
Massage=Foreplay - Love massages and I always get stimulated from a good massage. If its real awesome and one flick of a nipple and I can ******. Crazy sensitive skin. Definitely a favorite foreplay...but I won't get one professionally because of my over stimulation problem lol
mandy795 4 Responses 9 Nov 19
Waving Hello - I love getting a good massage. I'm afraid of getting a professional massage worried about my member waking up and waving hello.
sweetwilliam75 4 Responses 1 Nov 19
If The Girl Does Not Want A Massage....She Is OUT! - I LUV giving (and getting) massage. I am really good at it...I do deep tissue, therapeutic massage....for friends and family. If I meet a girl, and she doesn't like getting a massage...forget it. I want to help people and give...
7gj7 2 Responses 3 Nov 21
Interest. - Cheap words are never favoured. I am not a conversational snob, but... It is good to converse on shared interests.
aoutdouze 1 Response 2 Nov 26
Pablo Neruda - “I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my...
diablesse34 4 Responses 4 a week ago
Love Massages! - Massages are fabulous. I get one at least once a month and wish I could afford once a week. I currently have a massage therapist who treats me exactly the way I want. I don't get a massage for sexual release but because it gets me to a relaxed place that I highly...
m1723 2 Nov 5
Giggles - I love getting the giggles and being silly. It's so wonderful when you laugh so much your abs hurt... Heehee
justmeand11 1 Response 0 Nov 12
YES!!!! - I can't remember the last time I laughed really hard. I laugh when I'm around my buddies when they do something regrettable or when I'm drunk but not like I use to when I was living with my momma! It's been 8 years since I moved out of my mommas house. But I so visit...
browncoal 3 Responses 7 Nov 23
O Turkey Dear! - O turkey dear O turkey dear How lovely are thy feathers O turkey dear O turkey dear There could be nothing better! We celebrate Thanksgiving Day By putting your carcass on display. O turkey dear O turkey dear You thought we were friends who came to...
Myztikal 4 Responses 4 6 days ago
I'm terrible at giving them but I love receiving them (:
taylor468 12 Responses 5 5 days ago
I love the laugh that makes your sides hurt and your eyes tear up. I believe laughter is the fountain of youth.
Hugmybear 1 Response 3 2 days ago
Found An Old Scarpbook. - I found an old scrapbook form when I was a child , lots memories , Fist best friend. birthday party's, holidays. Pets I forgot I had. It makes me sad to see all that but at the same time I'm happy.
k311yFR 1 Response 0 Nov 16
Old Photos Tell A Lot. - I have a giant plastic bin at home just chalk full of a old pics. Pics from back as a kid, pics from the early days when I was a single 20 something, pics of my kids when they were young, family pics, vacation pics....you name it. They sure being back the...
Dave002 2 Nov 18
Mmmmmm... Beautiful - There is nothing more satisfying than loving and appreciating a woman with my eyes. With full attention and a light heart, in one single second, the woman knows that she is beautiful and that someone likes her. I wish I knew how she felt when I look into...
Cryptifly 1 Response 0 5 days ago
Yes I could look at beautiful women all day, sigh...wish I was right now
Colton94 0 2 days ago
And Now, For Some Levity... - ANY QUESTIONS? lmao
greeneyedkitten 0 Nov 4
And Now, For A Bit More Humour... -
greeneyedkitten 3 Responses 2 Nov 4
Im VERY Ticklish - I don't know about anybody else but whenever i am being massaged i just cant handle it!! Im extremely ticklish and i get chills down my back whenever anyone just touches me to give me a massage 😆
Peach101 5 Responses 4 Nov 5
Free Massage! - Free massage for any girl! But you have to come here :D x'D I crack myself up
frickenlovecats 0 Nov 5
What Do You Do? - What do you give when an elephant has big diarrhea?
lostmind055 1 Response 0 Nov 6
Most Important - I could never be with someone that can't make me laugh. When we are old and most likely fat (let's be honest!) and all our looks have faded... The person I am with had better be funny!
deleted 6 Responses 6 Nov 7
Blonde Jokes Really Cracked Me Up. - okay here's one of my favourite blonde jokes 👇👸 A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed...
MeinHerzschlag 8 Responses 10 Nov 8
Another Hilarious Joke I Must Share.... - here is another old joke that really really really cracked me up.😜👇 Clocks in Heaven A woman died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked...
MeinHerzschlag 7 Responses 10 Nov 8
Heard This One Yesterday - This woman says to me. My fantasy is to have two men at once. One to cook and one to clean. this one will never get old for me lol.
ForeverChanged81 3 Responses 5 Nov 8
Joke Time!😜 - Old Couple👴👵 One day an old man and his wife were sitting in their rockers. The old man reached over and grab his wife's breast and said, ''If these produced milk, we could get rid of the cow.'' Then he reached down and grabbed between her legs and said...
MeinHerzschlag 4 Responses 4 Nov 9