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I Love Mayonnaise

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    Soooooo Good

    I love mayo so much that the bottle should come with a teat .
    certifiable certifiable 70+, F 2 Responses Mar 18, 2013

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    It Is The Dressing For All Foods

    I'm not kidding about mayo being the dressing for all foods. I could put mayo with just about any food. Put it in chili and it becomes creamier. What do you dip hot wings in? Ranch...but I still consider it mayo. You can even dip vegetables in it. If I were stuck on an...
    UpOnDaRoof UpOnDaRoof 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2013

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    Everything You Love Is Bad For You [bad Mayo]

    For as long as I remember mayo has always been bad for you but never stop us from buying it and it had to be hellmann's nothing came close it was either to tart too sweet,lemonny and each one of those expierences was what a waste of time I knew right off the back it was not...
    jjun jjun 41-45, M 2 Responses Nov 12, 2009

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    I 'm a Mayonnaise Man, Chuck....

    How can anyone not like Mayonnaise, seriously? I like mustard too, but come on! I don't use a capital "M" or anything. Ketchup is cool, but I'm not into the whole Kraft Miracle Whip scene, seriously... Miracle Whip is not Mayonnaise! Not even close! Sure, you can leave it out in...
    JohnnyMayonnaise JohnnyMayonnaise 36-40, M 7 Responses Jun 24, 2009

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    I Love Mayonnaise

    but only when it's mine some u can find in store are good ,like kraft,but i lately learned who to prepare it,and i do it very well,i can prepare it with two different taste,garlic and persley,or vinegar and pepper
    handsomarab handsomarab 26-30, M May 14, 2013

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    Oh Wait!

    ...I joined this group because I thought It said "I Love Myonis108". Sorry...my mistake...
    chris914 chris914 46-50, M 11 Responses Feb 1, 2009

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    Mmm-Mmm!

    I love mayo. It just goes so well. I could have it on practically everything. I remember i used to put it on my maccas burgers because i worked there. I would get a cheeseburger and add mayo rather than the ketchup and mustard. Yummo!
    jasminjane jasminjane 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 2, 2009

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    Favorite

    mayonnaise has been my favorite sandwich spread with meat loaf, potted liver spread, burger patties and sliced tomatoes...odd combination, isn't it?..It's my indulgence and my son shares the same taste buds with me.
    4BlackForest 4BlackForest 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 27, 2010

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    Hair Conditioner

    Who needs to eat the stuff, when you can use it on your hair? massage some into your scalp, like ordinary conditioner. Cover your head with a shower cap for several minutes and then shampoo. The mayonnaise will moisturise your hair and make it shine!
    unsichtbar unsichtbar 46-50 3 Responses Feb 1, 2009

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    Nails and Dead Skin

    You can condition your fingernails by plunging them into a bowl of mayonnaise, every day or two, before washing in warm water. You can soften and remove dead skin from elbows and feet by rubbing mayonnaise over it, leaving for 10 minutes and then wiping away with a damp cloth.
    unsichtbar unsichtbar 46-50 8 Responses Feb 1, 2009

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    Mmmm....mmmmmmm! With some Bama mayonnaise, cheese, and a slice of tomato.
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