I Love Misheard Lyrics

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    "We've Got A Score To Settle" Calm down,

    you won't gain any ground if you're shaking from head to toe And if you'd wake up you'd be weary to lie 'cause discerning eyes will know Your words carry the weight of the world And they're waiting for that shoe to drop So you sit down, you give in, and they get up, and they...
    RozzebellConta RozzebellConta
    22-25, F
    Oct 6, 2014

    Angel Aquarium

    Back in the day when all we had was a.m. radio and transistor radios were first making an appearance the song Age of Aquarius was released.  My best friend Kathy and I were about 7 or 8 and we could have sworn they were singing "Angel Aquarium". We were singing it at the top of...
    Molly2350 Molly2350
    51-55, F
    1 Response Mar 5, 2012

    Why does the song "holy grail" have " like

    Michael Jackson's toilet" in it?
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    May 24, 2015
    hazelhutt hazelhutt
    22-25, F
    Jul 21, 2013

    Dancing Queen

    My eldest daughter used to sing '******* the Dancing Queen'  instead of 'digging the dancing queen' when she was about 3.  We didn't correct her because she was so young.  It made for interesting car journeys!  She's nearly 8 now, so we do make sure her...
    theamateurseamstress theamateurseamstress
    36-40, F
    May 1, 2010

    What if I told you that I am not a cook,

    and that furthermore, that there was once this guy, Parsley, and apparently, he saved some chick, a former lover, Rosemary, and this just in time, and for which he'd also like to be remembered. Parsley saved Rosemary in time... Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme Remember me...
    Lgl700 Lgl700
    56-60, M
    Apr 8, 2014

    .."and I'll be baking carrot biscuits,

    everyday. baking carrot biscuits , everyway. ...." BTO- TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS
    jayciedubb jayciedubb
    51-55, M
    Feb 13, 2015


    "you thought you'd sit inside me" My bro thought "I want you to circumsize me" Lol
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    4 Responses Jun 21, 2008

    I tried it with "Queen Bee".

    I'm going back to singing "green bean". Cause I'm unruly like that.
    SonOfTheDelta SonOfTheDelta
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jan 28, 2014

    a guy posing as my friend then stole $10 from

    my room swore Billy Squire was saying, "SLOW MAN STUNTMAN," as the chorus line to his hit, "THE STROKE." ..WTF!? how he ever got that from "STROKE ME, STROKE ME," im sure ill never know. he even argued his point with me , never giving up. wtf rob d. you're as smart as you are...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb
    51-55, M
    1 Response Feb 13, 2015
    nuggetknees nuggetknees
    26-30, F
    Sep 17, 2015
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    1 Response Feb 23, 2013

    Few things bring me more joy

    than misheard lyrics. Please submit some of yours (with the song title and artist if possible) and the correct words Put it in your pants, you're with your cupcake! — Mrs. Robinson, Simon & Garfunkel Put it in the pantry with your cupcakes
    MissAnthony MissAnthony
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Mar 8, 2014

    "Clarity" By Zedd

    A friend recently shared a hilariously misheard line with me; Walk on through a red parade and refuse to make amends It cuts deep through our ground and makes us for ghetto common sense I laughed just writing that! For ghetto common sense... Ah, this is why I love her.
    dearjane dearjane
    22-25, F
    Sep 13, 2013

    I Kicked Your Monkey Then I Used Your Goat

    A Bad Lip Reading of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know" Enjoy  !!........unless of course, you are my monkey or my goat 
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    May 16, 2013

    "Chief Muppet, the Brylcreem Rabbit"&"just Kick My Teeth, Before You Leave Me"

    In 1977 a friend and I used to take it in turn, to drive the other from our homes in South East London, to University, where we were studying engineering. Mike my mate, had a better car than me and this was fitted with the latest stereo cassette player (Wow! but at the time...
    Cherpee Cherpee
    51-55, M
    4 Responses May 23, 2009
    maraschinochary maraschinochary
    Feb 12, 2016

    Numa Numa

    i find this tottaly funny XD
    lmpulsive lmpulsive
    22-25, M
    Apr 8, 2011

    My second oldest daughter came home from school

    one day crying. I asked her what was wrong. She said its this song on the radio. Its so sad. he says I went through the desert on a horse with no legs, I had to get out of my brain I told her the correct lyrics and she said its still mean. Making the horse with no legs go...
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    1 Response Jan 27, 2015

    For 20+ years I thought of the song Girls on

    Film when I saw reference to models or fashion shows and wondered why clothing commercials didn't use it. That would be because Duran Duran was singing Girls on PILLS...
    SonOfTheDelta SonOfTheDelta
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Feb 4, 2014

    My dad and I were talking about this,

    the other day, and he told me about the song thunderstruck. he told me he could never figure out what dunder cheese was... I literally died, I laughed so hard.
    Emigirl7 Emigirl7
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 13, 2015

    Where the Hell is That?!

    One summer, I worked with this girl who was super nice, but seemed perpetually high.  She was a bit...out there.  She was a fun girl though.  One day we were listening to "Jet Airliner" by the Steve Miller Band.  And she tells us she always thought...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Sep 7, 2008

    Seriously Strange Lyrics

    I was surprised to find out the Neon Trees song Everybody talks didn't go " It started with a whisper and now it's in my keester". I just thought it was about STDs lmbo!
    lilmami74 lilmami74
    41-45, F
    Apr 29, 2013

    I Sing Them This Way Now

    I love misconstrued lyrics.  One of the most common, as most folks know, is Creedence Clearwater Revival's song "Bad Moon Rising": "There's a bathroom on the right." "Radar Love" by Golden Earring: "Red Eye Love".  "Secret...
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    3 Responses Jan 22, 2009

    Lil Wayne Lyrics

    I'm the hugest biggest hiphop lil wayne fun I guess who ever existed. There is not a day that goes by that I don't at the least google him or listen to one of his songs. Different from any body else, I find his lyrics lines sarcastically funny the he uses the word play comparing...
    Bruise8 Bruise8
    26-30, F
    Jul 4, 2013
    maraschinochary maraschinochary
    Feb 12, 2016

    Centerfold - J. Geils Band

    awww yes the misheard lyrics; I think my favorite one of all time is 'My blood runs cold my memory has just been sold' "my anus is the center hole" cracks me up everytime! I think it was my ex-bestfriend (he is gay so it fit him perfectly!) who sang...
    TimeforT TimeforT
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jun 20, 2008

    Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

    Oh it's "the sky"? That sucks.
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    1 Response Sep 18, 2015

    The ever popular Manfred Mann: And she was

    blinded by the light, Wake up like a douche and roll her over in the night....
    SonOfTheDelta SonOfTheDelta
    46-50, M
    Feb 10, 2014

    My younger brother thought Deep Purple was

    singing "My woman's a volcano"
    traveler440 traveler440
    46-50, M
    Feb 13, 2016

    "Do Wah Diddy Diddy" Misheard

    The song is "Do wah diddy diddy." If you listen to the song enough like I do, you end up hearing weird things. The words I hear are, "I'm hurt, she's mad, wedding bells are gonna chime." Singing that doesn't make since at all, yet I sing that anyway. The real lyrics are, "Well...
    sherrianna sherrianna
    22-25, F
    6 Responses May 23, 2013

    Disturbed-down with the sickness.

    My hubby thought it was 'you monkey come on get up get down with the sickness' when really , 'You mother get up come on get down with the sickness' I was in tears over this because he was so insistent that that was what the lyrics were. And it was even funnier because the...
    XcookiexbakerXx XcookiexbakerXx
    22-25, F
    Mar 5, 2016

    'Scuse me while I kiss this guy

    I Believe that The Hotdogs Go on  Open Condom Store   ......and they say English is easy 
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    2 Responses Feb 21, 2013

    Another One Bites The Doctor....

    Thought that is what Freddy Mercury was saying... Instead of Another one bites the dust.. ah.Catch that Beaver = Cat Scratch fever...There's a bathroom on the right....CCR...  Don't go out tonight it's bound to take your life... There's a bathroom on the right.
    Coas Coas
    51-55, F
    1 Response Jul 10, 2013

    "hail to the promised land" ALICE IN CHAINS

    jayciedubb jayciedubb
    51-55, M
    Feb 13, 2015

    Some Observed Mis-Hears(?)

    Rolling Stones Beast of Burden No I won't be Your Pink Suburban INXS One Of My Kind I've got to let you know I wanna fly a kiiiiitttee...
    VorpalBunny VorpalBunny
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Feb 5, 2013

    In the song Dark Horse by Katy Perry

    when it says "so you wanna play with magic" I thought it was saying "so you wanna play with my cheek". I was so confused for the longest time hahaha 😆
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    1 Response Jun 22, 2014


    LMAO Every time I hear this song I laugh and tease my mother. She SWORE to me the lyrics were: "Stepped on a POP TART, cut my heel had to cruise on back home" After I wiped away tears and caught my breath from laughing so incredibly hard, I corrected...
    TopazSkye TopazSkye
    26-30, F
    5 Responses May 22, 2009
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