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I Love Mitch Hedberg

For fans of Mitch Hedberg. 53 People

    Mitch Talks About The US-Canadian Border

    I like the US-Canadian border, 'cause if you're walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada, he can't push you back right away, first he has to go through customs. "What brings you to Canada?" (Points to the other side) "That ******* right there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 29, 2012

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    He Gets Me Everytime

    A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. :)
    trippinbillies trippinbillies 22-25, F Oct 28, 2008

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    He Was So Funny

    My favorite joke was that the escaltor can't break, it can only become stairs, sorry for the convenience.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 16, 2008

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    R.I.P Mitch

    Mitch will forever be missed: "I like the American-Canadian border, 'cause if you're walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada, he can't push you back right away, 'cause first he has to go through customs. "What brings you to Canada...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Oct 15, 2008

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    How Many of You Have His Newest Cd

    Do you believe in Gosh? Great stuff, but its sad to think this is his last cd ever.
    Hockeynut5 Hockeynut5 36-40, M 3 Responses Oct 16, 2008

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    Poor Mitch

    I miss him soooo much!  He was the funniest comedian!  My friend got to see him perform around a week before he died, and I wish I'd gone with her!
    felinethespian felinethespian 18-21, F Jul 3, 2008

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    He'S Just Fine ;)

    Mitch was always my favorite comedian. I own all his Cds and recorded his stand-up special on Comedy Central. So needless to say his death was a black day for me. Another comedian still hasn't filled the void he left...there will always be one Mitch. I had a dream shortly after...
    Revidescent84 Revidescent84 26-30, F Feb 17, 2013

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    ...

    I always wanted to walk around with as suitcase handcuffed to my wrist...."   "Oh, ya"     R.I.P.   One of the best!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 20, 2008

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    I Named My Son Mitch.

    My husband and I both love Mitch Hedberg.  The night he and I met, we were going through are phones listening to ring tones.  He had one of Mitch's jokes on his phone so of course I wanted it.  Fortunately my bluetooth wasn't working so he had to test message me...
    KLovi KLovi 18-21, F Dec 19, 2009

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    Favorite Mitch Joke...

    Of course I love them all but my fave is def: I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll give you the money, you give me the doughnut—end of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F May 16, 2008

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    18 Funniest Mitch Hedberg Quotes

    18. I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down. 17. If you go to the grocery store and...
    JojoWazoo JojoWazoo 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 17, 2009

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    The Letter X

    the letter X is one of my favorites by him... he was a comical marvel. i miss his comedy! he went long before the full impact of his work could be felt! high five for hedberg! p.s. DRUGS ARE BAD MMMKAY?! ;)  
    lifeispoetry lifeispoetry 18-21, F Aug 21, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    RIP MITCH 2012 OCTOBER 31
    ashly123 ashly123 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    Can we give Justin Bieber and One Direction for Mitch Lutcher?
    TheMorticiansDaughter TheMorticiansDaughter 16-17, F Jun 29

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    "Angel" by BEVERLEY MITCHELL..this song was song at my great aunts funaroll and i was very close with her and this song reminds me of her every time i hear it and makes me want to...
    Blackbelt4ever Blackbelt4ever 13-15, F Jul 11

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    Joni Mitchell - One Tin Soldier Rides Away Lyrics Listen children to a story That was written long ago 'Bout a kingdom on a mountain And the valley folk below On the mountain...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison...
    Loneliness78 Loneliness78 31-35, F 5 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I love someone and would give the world to have her, but..... I'm in such deep love with someone, and I cannot shut her out of my mind, not even for a second. I wake up several...
    aldream221 aldream221 31-35, M 6 hrs ago

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    If I love sin then I love satan but if I hate sin then I love Jesus Christ .... So your choice also he force no one but it your choice.
    DemonicPossessed DemonicPossessed 13-15, M 4 hrs ago

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    As every good story starts; there's this girl. I met here when moved to my current city about 7 months ago. I got to school and made friends by the end of first period. Lunchtime...
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    I am not a native English speaker,but I'll try to be understood by you. I met someone on Internet one year ago. We are both from different countries,so we speak in English. The...
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    When I was a teenager I had an amazing crush on my neighbour. She was lovely and I used to love seeing her sunbathing in her garden in a skimpy bikini. When she went away on...
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    So sneaking out naked has been a regular hobby of mine for the past 3 years. I usually have pretty fun adventures but tonight was my most adventurous ever. So right now it is...
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    I didn't realize that I could actually grow to tolerate him much less fall in love. He was the guy I saw Bye Bye Birdie with. The guy who taught me how to work a light board...
    OverusedSlogan OverusedSlogan 22-25, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I really love people. All kinds of people. I love getting to know them, what they like, what they do; I like learning what makes them special.
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    It really helps that i LOVE beer. I live in Grand Rapids, Michigan which has been dubbed "Beer City USA," so there is no shortage of good beer here. I love to drink and get drunk...
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    A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. A...
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    I love all my lovers and my haters even though haters can get annoying I still lib yuh thanks for all the nice sweet things
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    Bryan Ferry - Slave to Love. Heard this on the radio the other day and loved it. Enjoy :)
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    If life is a question mark What if all we have ever wanted isn't hiding in some secret and far away dream but inside of us now as we breathe one another and find...
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    Why WOULD anyone love me. Me. Why should anyone even like me. Everyone has every right to hate me. Because I'm ME and that's a good enough reason. It is for me anyway.
    Kmarcum99 Kmarcum99 13-15, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Lionel Richie - "Running with the night" , 1983 from the album "can't slow down"This song is definately me. I love to just have fun in the city in the night. But not really that...
    AnnRhodes AnnRhodes 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I've never done weight gain rp before but I'd love it if someone would show me how and do some with me
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    "A Little More Love"-Olivia Newton-John
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    Ather a long absence im wearing my high heels i absolutely love them i miss thsoe heels
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    I love a girl with a new york accent.
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    Mrs. All American - 5 Seconds Of Summer I love that accent you have when you say ‘Hello’. You relocated from New York a month ago. That mini-van that you drive really gets me...
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