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I Love Mitch Hedberg

For fans of Mitch Hedberg. 53 People

    He'S Just Fine ;)

    Mitch was always my favorite comedian. I own all his Cds and recorded his stand-up special on Comedy Central. So needless to say his death was a black day for me. Another comedian still hasn't filled the void he left...there will always be one Mitch. I had a dream shortly after...
    Revidescent84 Revidescent84 26-30, F Feb 17, 2013

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    Poor Mitch

    I miss him soooo much!  He was the funniest comedian!  My friend got to see him perform around a week before he died, and I wish I'd gone with her!
    felinethespian felinethespian 18-21, F Jul 3, 2008

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    18 Funniest Mitch Hedberg Quotes

    18. I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down. 17. If you go to the grocery store and...
    JojoWazoo JojoWazoo 46-50, F 3 Responses Mar 17, 2009

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    How Many of You Have His Newest Cd

    Do you believe in Gosh? Great stuff, but its sad to think this is his last cd ever.
    Hockeynut5 Hockeynut5 36-40, M 3 Responses Oct 16, 2008

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    Favorite Mitch Joke...

    Of course I love them all but my fave is def: I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll give you the money, you give me the doughnut—end of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F May 16, 2008

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    ...

    I always wanted to walk around with as suitcase handcuffed to my wrist...."   "Oh, ya"     R.I.P.   One of the best!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 20, 2008

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    Mitch Talks About The US-Canadian Border

    I like the US-Canadian border, 'cause if you're walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada, he can't push you back right away, first he has to go through customs. "What brings you to Canada?" (Points to the other side) "That ******* right there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 29, 2012

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    He Gets Me Everytime

    A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. :)
    trippinbillies trippinbillies 22-25, F Oct 28, 2008

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    I Named My Son Mitch.

    My husband and I both love Mitch Hedberg.  The night he and I met, we were going through are phones listening to ring tones.  He had one of Mitch's jokes on his phone so of course I wanted it.  Fortunately my bluetooth wasn't working so he had to test message me...
    KLovi KLovi 18-21, F Dec 19, 2009

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    The Letter X

    the letter X is one of my favorites by him... he was a comical marvel. i miss his comedy! he went long before the full impact of his work could be felt! high five for hedberg! p.s. DRUGS ARE BAD MMMKAY?! ;)  
    lifeispoetry lifeispoetry 18-21, F Aug 21, 2008

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    He Was So Funny

    My favorite joke was that the escaltor can't break, it can only become stairs, sorry for the convenience.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 16, 2008

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    The depressing thing about tennis is

    that no matter how much I play, I’ll never be as good as a wall. Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Feb 5

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    "when my neighbor pounds on the wall to tell me

    to turn down my music, I tell him to go around. 'you got to go around. I cant open the wall."
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M Jan 9

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    R.I.P Mitch

    Mitch will forever be missed: "I like the American-Canadian border, 'cause if you're walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada, he can't push you back right away, 'cause first he has to go through customs. "What brings you to Canada...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Oct 15, 2008

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