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I Love Mitch Hedberg

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    Mitch Talks About The US-Canadian Border - I like the US-Canadian border, 'cause if you're walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada, he can't push...
    thatguy1970 thatguy1970 41-45, M 2 Responses Jan 29, 2012

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    ... - I always wanted to walk around with as suitcase handcuffed to my wrist...."   "Oh, ya"     R.I.P.   One of the best!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 20, 2008

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    He'S Just Fine ;) - Mitch was always my favorite comedian. I own all his Cds and recorded his stand-up special on Comedy Central. So needless to say his death was a black day for...
    Revidescent84 Revidescent84 26-30, F Feb 17, 2013

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    Poor Mitch - I miss him soooo much!  He was the funniest comedian!  My friend got to see him perform around a week before he died, and I wish I'd gone with her!
    felinethespian felinethespian 18-21, F Jul 3, 2008

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    Favorite Mitch Joke... - Of course I love them all but my fave is def: I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F May 16, 2008

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    He Was So Funny - My favorite joke was that the escaltor can't break, it can only become stairs, sorry for the convenience.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 16, 2008

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    18 Funniest Mitch Hedberg Quotes - 18. I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I...
    JojoWazoo JojoWazoo 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 17, 2009

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    R.I.P Mitch - Mitch will forever be missed: "I like the American-Canadian border, 'cause if you're walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Oct 15, 2008

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    How Many of You Have His Newest Cd - Do you believe in Gosh? Great stuff, but its sad to think this is his last cd ever.
    Hockeynut5 Hockeynut5 36-40, M 3 Responses Oct 16, 2008

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    The Letter X - the letter X is one of my favorites by him... he was a comical marvel. i miss his comedy! he went long before the full impact of his work could be felt! high five...
    lifeispoetry lifeispoetry 18-21, F Aug 21, 2008

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    He Gets Me Everytime - A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. :)
    trippinbillies trippinbillies 22-25, F Oct 28, 2008

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    I Named My Son Mitch. - My husband and I both love Mitch Hedberg.  The night he and I met, we were going through are phones listening to ring tones.  He had one of Mitch...
    KLovi KLovi 18-21, F Dec 19, 2009

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    RedIsTheRose RedIsTheRose 16-17, F Mar 21

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    My son, Mitchell, who is in kindergarten, practices spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom have been proudly displayed for all to see. One...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 31

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    My guinea pig just gave birth and I named him Mitchie! I am so happy and thankful that she gave birth safely! The one on the left is Mitchie and the one on the right is Pippin, my...
    AlexandraC321 AlexandraC321 13-15, F Apr 7

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    The stunningly gorgeous Shay Mitchell, my favourite Pretty Little Liar :x 
    CabanaBoy86 CabanaBoy86 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    Before I start getting ready for my day since I have a planned day ahead complete with going to a concert tonight, I will put a more detailed list of 100 Rap Songs I Love. I do not...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    “Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do something else. Something hurts you, yet you know it shouldn’t. You take certain...
    MyReverie MyReverie 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I am going a bit different here. There's another group I am in that wants to know my favorite movies. I will put here 100 songs from movies that I saw and love. All of these movies...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Or BOOKS that make me think about life. Mitch Albom and John Green's books make do that.
    nocturnalninja nocturnalninja 18-21, F Apr 1

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    "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." ~ Chauncey Mitchell Depew
    sciguy18 sciguy18 51-55, M 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I don't wanna wait in vain for your love; I don't wanna wait in vain for your love. From the very first time I rest my eyes on you, girl, My heart says follow t'rough. But I know...
    thedude5600 thedude5600 36-40, M 16 hrs ago

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    I wanna love you and treat you right; I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together with a roof right over our heads; We'll share the shelter of my single bed; We...
    thedude5600 thedude5600 36-40, M 16 hrs ago

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    Meant for someone else, but not for me. Love was out to get me. That's the way it seemed. Disappointment haunted all my dreams... Then I saw his face. And now I'm a believer...
    ladypirate108 ladypirate108 18-21, F 15 hrs ago

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    Below will be my understanding of the word LOVE between a man and a women. Too often, the misconception of this word can be conflicting, deceived, mistrusted, thrown around and...
    Trainedheart Trainedheart 26-30, F 9 hrs ago

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    (from some website) 12 Scientifically Proven Signs You're in Love Researchers have found that an in-love brain looks very different from one experiencing mere lust, and it's...
    KortneeAnne KortneeAnne 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    Perhaps love is like a resting placeA shelter from the stormIt exists to give you comfortIt is there to keep you warmAnd in those times of troubleWhen you are most aloneThe memory...
    mmhb37 mmhb37 41-45, F 44 mins ago

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    The moment this song came on I thought of us and I realized that on break or not I still love you... "Almost Is Never Enough" (with Nathan Sykes) I'd like to say we gave it a try...
    ScarletNightmare ScarletNightmare 13-15, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    I really do... i think it's because I love writing them as well, and letters written by your own hands feels more real... I just want to share a letter written by my ex girlfriend...
    idontknowanythingrightnow idontknowanythingrightnow 26-30, F 12 hrs ago

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    Most people do. Before I had my own I really hated it when people would say you don't understand what its like to be a parent unless you are one. I had so much love for my friends...
    xSCARx xSCARx 26-30, F 12 hrs ago

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    Oh my goodness! I love this group! :D There are plenty of Disney songs I love. I even created a group about Radio Disney here. I love Disney soundtracks. I love performances on...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 11 hrs ago

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    My best friend always tells me about his new love . He always tells me about how deeply in love with her he is and how he tells her she is the love of his life and he's not going...
    GirlonFiyah GirlonFiyah 36-40, F 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Dear heart, why will you use me so? Dear eyes that gently me upbraid, Still are you beautiful -- - but O, How is your beauty raimented! Through the clear mirror of your eyes...
    tacitlygarrulous tacitlygarrulous 70+, M 7 hrs ago

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    oh dang. I'm looking at this picture of that person. I realized I hecka loved him. I don't think I do anymore because my emotions seem to have calmed down but there's a part of me...
    wackywoman wackywoman 26-30 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    It's not Love at First Sigh nor First Love. I suddenly found a boy who looks like my ex on Facebook. After breaking up with my ex, I started to be impressed by him. His name is T.D...
    happytoseeyoueveryday happytoseeyoueveryday 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    What would I do without your smart mouth? Drawing me in, and you kicking me out You've got my head spinning, no kidding, I can't pin you down What's going on in that beautiful mind...
    QueenS0fia QueenS0fia 36-40, F 3 hrs ago

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    My Husband is addicted to Cocaine. He's 12 years younger then me and we've been married since 1996, it was a happy marriage and we loved eachother up until a couple of years ago...
    VioletWatts61 VioletWatts61 51-55, M 44 mins ago

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    I am Honest in Friendship! I love my friends so much that i can do anything for them. i like people without ego.. i hate when people use "I am" in everything...i believe in "We...
    softnspicy softnspicy 26-30, M 16 hrs ago

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    I love her, i do, and she loves me, but doesnt want to be with me. Atleast not yet. I understand she needs time, and im willing to wait for how ever long it takes but im dying...
    LovingLesbian LovingLesbian 13-15, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    I want to fall in love with an amazing, gorgeous, funny, sweet, and caring guy. I'm just so picky and it's hard to find the perfect man. I am 26 and have never been in love. I see...
    Jamie2426 Jamie2426 22-25 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    My husband childhood wasn't as loving as mine and how I treat my son with love. He has a son and I love him very much but my family always showed love and no difference between...
    richellew richellew 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

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    Amanda - by BostonBabe, tomorrow's so far awayThere's something I just have to sayI don't think I can hideWhat I'm feelin' insideAnother day, knowin' I love youAnd I,I'm...
    Batboy69 Batboy69 56-60, M 3 hrs ago

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    I'm 24 and met my husband in college when I was 18. We got married, and we've been together for about 6 years total. I've had bad depression my whole life, and an obsessive...
    FeelsTooMuch FeelsTooMuch 22-25, F 2 hrs ago

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    And I hate to say I love you When it's so hard for me And I hate to say I want you When you make it so clear You don't want me I'd never ask you cause deep down I'm certain I know...
    SlightlySparkles SlightlySparkles 22-25, F 2 Responses 55 mins ago

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    Look. I wanna strangle you, till you stop breathing Love, love, love spend the rest of my life, looking for air So you can breathe, or we can die together, you and me
    g0ne g0ne 13-15, F 15 hrs ago

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    I bought the best of noel young and heard this song and remembered how much i like it Hello cowgirl in the sand Is this place at your command Can I stay here for a while Can I...
    backalley backalley 70+ 11 hrs ago

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    How long will I love you? As long as stars are above you And longer, if I can. How long will I need you? As long as the seasons need to Follow their plan. How long will I be with...
    Susana1985 Susana1985 26-30, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Doing and Being Relationships In a TV show I was watching, a woman was talking about how she was prepared to move abroad with a man she'd only recently met on a dating website...
    vector8 vector8 46-50, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I saw a very ordinary looking woman in a cheap coat walking in the street with her adult son. His walk was a little bit shuffling, and the look in his eyes was a bit unfocused. He...
    dispossessed dispossessed 46-50, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I love going commando at the Gym. I like the free feeling in my gym shorts and I always wear the most revealing pair I can find. I love walking around at the gym with a semi and...
    Housemaster1987 Housemaster1987 26-30, M 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Love the songs Breathe Me and My Love by Sia.
    GaleJake GaleJake 13-15, M 10 hrs ago

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    Amazing .. That's the closest word that can describe how you make me feel. In every second of everyday with you, from sunrise till sunset, its amazing. Every moment with you is a...
    msphoebekaye msphoebekaye 18-21, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago