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I Love Mitch Hedberg

For fans of Mitch Hedberg. 53 People

    How Many of You Have His Newest Cd

    Do you believe in Gosh? Great stuff, but its sad to think this is his last cd ever.
    Hockeynut5 Hockeynut5 36-40, M 3 Responses Oct 16, 2008

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    I Named My Son Mitch.

    My husband and I both love Mitch Hedberg.  The night he and I met, we were going through are phones listening to ring tones.  He had one of Mitch's jokes on his phone so of course I wanted it.  Fortunately my bluetooth wasn't working so he had to test message me...
    KLovi KLovi 18-21, F Dec 19, 2009

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    The Letter X

    the letter X is one of my favorites by him... he was a comical marvel. i miss his comedy! he went long before the full impact of his work could be felt! high five for hedberg! p.s. DRUGS ARE BAD MMMKAY?! ;)  
    lifeispoetry lifeispoetry 18-21, F Aug 21, 2008

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    18 Funniest Mitch Hedberg Quotes

    18. I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down. 17. If you go to the grocery store and...
    JojoWazoo JojoWazoo 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 17, 2009

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    I always wanted to walk around with as suitcase handcuffed to my wrist...."   "Oh, ya"     R.I.P.   One of the best!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 20, 2008

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    He Gets Me Everytime

    A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. :)
    trippinbillies trippinbillies 22-25, F Oct 28, 2008

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    Poor Mitch

    I miss him soooo much!  He was the funniest comedian!  My friend got to see him perform around a week before he died, and I wish I'd gone with her!
    felinethespian felinethespian 18-21, F Jul 3, 2008

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    R.I.P Mitch

    Mitch will forever be missed: "I like the American-Canadian border, 'cause if you're walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada, he can't push you back right away, 'cause first he has to go through customs. "What brings you to Canada...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Oct 15, 2008

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    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 8

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    Favorite Mitch Joke...

    Of course I love them all but my fave is def: I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll give you the money, you give me the doughnut—end of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F May 16, 2008

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    He'S Just Fine ;)

    Mitch was always my favorite comedian. I own all his Cds and recorded his stand-up special on Comedy Central. So needless to say his death was a black day for me. Another comedian still hasn't filled the void he left...there will always be one Mitch. I had a dream shortly after...
    Revidescent84 Revidescent84 26-30, F Feb 17, 2013

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    He Was So Funny

    My favorite joke was that the escaltor can't break, it can only become stairs, sorry for the convenience.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 16, 2008

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    Mitch Talks About The US-Canadian Border

    I like the US-Canadian border, 'cause if you're walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada, he can't push you back right away, first he has to go through customs. "What brings you to Canada?" (Points to the other side) "That ******* right there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 29, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    I’ve looked at love from both sides now From give and take, and still somehow It’s love’s illusions I recall I really don’t know love at all Both Sides, Now -Joni Mitchell...
    TheSimpleButterfly TheSimpleButterfly 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 27

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    “Travel far enough, you meet yourself.” David Mitchell
    Soossie Soossie 51-55, F Aug 27

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    I heard about EP and I thought it might help me, because nothing else has. I'm currently 16 years old living in Matthews, North Carolina. I've always been the kind of kid that put...
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    Cathy Dennis – Touch Me (All Night Long) Lyrics We're starting it over, we're making way for destiny A time to turn over, a better life for you and me A new recreation, to...
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    Love...it's a confusing thing. One minute they love you, then next they don't. It's annoying as all hell. I LOVE being in love! Love the whole butterfly in the stomach thing...
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    I was trying to find the right words to describe the lyrics that I posted earlier which is Pictures of You by The Cure . I found the perfect meaning about the lyrics that someone...
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    It's looking like a limb torn off Or altogether just taken apart We're reeling through an endless fall We are the ever-living ghost of what once was But no one is ever gonna love...
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    This is his inspirational speech he said to the 2014 graduates of Maharishi University of Management. (Yes my lack of life brought me to typing this up for an hour and a half...
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    Love at First Sight A Strange Love Story, but True (Part 2) As unbelievable as this sounds, all my experiences are true. After asking several students in my math class if I was...
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    Love at First Sight A Strange Love Story, but True (Part 3) As unbelievable as this sounds, all my experiences are true. At this time, I was standing alone in the dining room...
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    I believe love is the greatest gift ever given to humanity. On so many levels, love can solve even the greatest of conflicts. Love is what keeps everything together. Love between...
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    when tomorrow starts without me. and i am not here to see, if the sun should rise, and find your eyes filled with tears for me, i wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did...
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    I read this quote and made me think of past experiences I had and of what happened to dear friends of mine. I believe do believe that the call of Love is one that cannot be ignored...
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    Hi, I am new here and just needed to talk with people who would understand what I'm feeling! I love my husband, he is my true soulmate and greatest love, I never ever want to be...
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    DAN HILL LYRICS "Sometimes When We Touch" You ask me if I love you And I choke on my reply I'd rather hurt you honestly Than mislead you with a lie And who am I to judge you On...
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    The Killing Of Georgie - Rod Stewart In these days of changing ways so called liberated days a story comes to mind of a friend of mine Georgie boy was gay I guess nothin' more or...
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    The Killing Of Georgie - Rod Stewart In these days of changing ways so called liberated days a story comes to mind of a friend of mine Georgie boy was gay I guess nothin' more or...
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    The eldest of four and i love it, 2 brothers and 1 sister, i love how they all look up to me the way they always come to me when they need someone or something, but most of all i...
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    I think I have always believed that I am not a complete person, that my life is about making up for that, becoming 'better'. Life has seemed to me to be the task of becoming a...
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    Love at First Sight A Strange Love Story, but True (Part 1) As unbelievable as this sounds, all my experiences are true. As a young boy, I believed in things just like anyone...
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    a year ago I would say I don't but then I met my boyfriend... I sincerely hope that no one who reads this will ever settle for something that doesn't turn your whole life around...
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    this is how i get to know people. this is how I really feel connected with somebody...I love night and I love debating/talking with good, solid people
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    No one love me because when i go to school, im always alone, ppl cant stop make fun of me, no girls love me and i hadnt get a girlfriend yet... and people sometimes make fun of me...
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