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I Love Mitch Hedberg

For fans of Mitch Hedberg. 53 People

    The Letter X

    the letter X is one of my favorites by him... he was a comical marvel. i miss his comedy! he went long before the full impact of his work could be felt! high five for hedberg! p.s. DRUGS ARE BAD MMMKAY?! ;)  
    lifeispoetry lifeispoetry 18-21, F Aug 21, 2008

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    I always wanted to walk around with as suitcase handcuffed to my wrist...."   "Oh, ya"     R.I.P.   One of the best!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 20, 2008

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    R.I.P Mitch

    Mitch will forever be missed: "I like the American-Canadian border, 'cause if you're walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada, he can't push you back right away, 'cause first he has to go through customs. "What brings you to Canada...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Oct 15, 2008

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    He Gets Me Everytime

    A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. :)
    trippinbillies trippinbillies 22-25, F Oct 28, 2008

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    18 Funniest Mitch Hedberg Quotes

    18. I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down. 17. If you go to the grocery store and...
    JojoWazoo JojoWazoo 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 17, 2009

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    How Many of You Have His Newest Cd

    Do you believe in Gosh? Great stuff, but its sad to think this is his last cd ever.
    Hockeynut5 Hockeynut5 36-40, M 3 Responses Oct 16, 2008

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    Poor Mitch

    I miss him soooo much!  He was the funniest comedian!  My friend got to see him perform around a week before he died, and I wish I'd gone with her!
    felinethespian felinethespian 18-21, F Jul 3, 2008

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    Favorite Mitch Joke...

    Of course I love them all but my fave is def: I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll give you the money, you give me the doughnut—end of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F May 16, 2008

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    Mitch Talks About The US-Canadian Border

    I like the US-Canadian border, 'cause if you're walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada, he can't push you back right away, first he has to go through customs. "What brings you to Canada?" (Points to the other side) "That ******* right there...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 29, 2012

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    He Was So Funny

    My favorite joke was that the escaltor can't break, it can only become stairs, sorry for the convenience.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 16, 2008

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    I Named My Son Mitch.

    My husband and I both love Mitch Hedberg.  The night he and I met, we were going through are phones listening to ring tones.  He had one of Mitch's jokes on his phone so of course I wanted it.  Fortunately my bluetooth wasn't working so he had to test message me...
    KLovi KLovi 18-21, F Dec 19, 2009

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    He'S Just Fine ;)

    Mitch was always my favorite comedian. I own all his Cds and recorded his stand-up special on Comedy Central. So needless to say his death was a black day for me. Another comedian still hasn't filled the void he left...there will always be one Mitch. I had a dream shortly after...
    Revidescent84 Revidescent84 26-30, F Feb 17, 2013

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    RIP Mitch Lucker.. Legends Never Die.
    Katelynann30 Katelynann30 13-15, F Aug 8

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    My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them,Mitch Hedberg.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 8

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    Reading is my absolute life and passion. I believe that I would be a shell of person without books. They have been the building blocks of knowledge and imagination for thousands of...
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    I'm posting this in this experience topic as well as "I Absolutely Love to Read". Reading is my absolute life and passion. I believe that I would be a shell of person without...
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    I’ve looked at love from both sides now From give and take, and still somehow It’s love’s illusions I recall I really don’t know love at all Both Sides, Now -Joni Mitchell...
    TheSimpleButterfly TheSimpleButterfly 22-25, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Joni Mitchell - Blue http://youtu.be/hnpILIIo9ek
    SwimmingWithOphelia SwimmingWithOphelia 26-30, M Aug 3

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    Bring Me The Horizon, Of Mice & Men, Crown The Empire, Whitechapel, Chelsea Grin, The Devil Wears Prada, Suicide Silence (RIP Mitch Lucker), Capture The Crown, The Amity Affliction...
    Katelynann30 Katelynann30 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    "And I will continue to move forward, Crushing everything. Diamond crusher and I am the hammer. You're worthless, not me Living a life that only I can see. You're worthless, to me...
    kittyblackeyes kittyblackeyes 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    Crown The Empire, Of Mice & Men, Bring Me The Horizon, Motionless In White, Chelsea Grin, Whitechapel, Suicide Silence (rip mitch lucker), The Devil Wears Prada, The Amity...
    Katelynann30 Katelynann30 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    “Travel far enough, you meet yourself.” David Mitchell
    Soossie Soossie 51-55, F 2 days ago

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    I'mma do it, do it like I wanna do it You gon' know me, like you ain't never know me before I'mma bring it bring it, I'mma give it give it You gon' love me like you ain't love...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 1 hr ago

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    Jason Mraz - I'm yours Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted I fell right through the cracks Now I'm trying to get back...
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    My grandmother is a great person, I love her as another mother, because I am very important to her and she thinks that I'm perfect just the way I am, but if I'm wrong, she corrects...
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    Gone were the days when I just love doing things all by myself. At 26, I discovered that I wanted to share my life with my better half. How beautiful it is to have a family of...
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    Hunter Hayes - Everybody's Got Somebody But Me Lyrics I wish the couple on the corner would just get a room Seems like everyone around me is on their honey moon I'd love to...
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    '' Words of Love and Appreciation do not come easily, But when they do, they work magic"All the talent tanked up, my life's still immobile,Then a word of love and appreciation...
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