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I Love Monkeys

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    Adorable!

    Who remembers the monkey from Friends? It's after I saw that monkey that I really started to love monkeys! I want a pet monkey. 'Tis a pity they are illegal to keep as pets in the UK =(
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 4, 2008

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    Monkeys Are The Best

    I love monkeys, there so cute.I went to monkey world and I loved it,it was amazing.The monkeys were sooo cute.xxxxxx
    fariesarereal fariesarereal 13-15, F Jun 12, 2012

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    Pet

    My mother had a monkey as a pet when she was a teen... I WANT ONE! They are so freakin' cute! I wanna move to Africa with Jane Goodall and help her with the gorillas and chimps! Teach them sign language and just live life in the jungle.
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 4 Responses Jun 6, 2008

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    Monkeys 🙈🙉🙊

    💛💙💜💚❤️💗💋💘💞💖💕💓💌😍😘
    mrsastonmerrygold mrsastonmerrygold 13-15, F Mar 1

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    How Can You Not?

    They are some of the cutest little creatures ever. Although there are some I'd stay far away from. Baboons are some of those beasts you better stay away from. I kinda like Spider Monkey's though they are awesome. But I don't know if I'd like getting pelted with feces.
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F Jul 9, 2008

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    I Used to Own One

    When I lived in the Philippines I owned a spider monkey. Her name was Bongo (which is oddly also the name of the first beany-baby monkey although there is no relation). My dad was up in the mountains & someone had caught a baby spider monkey they were selling in an open...
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity 31 Feb 24, 2008

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    Yehzzzz

    They are cute and they fling poop. 'Nuff said =P
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 17, 2010

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    Yes. ...

    Yes. I am very much an animal person. I love all types. I even feel for pesky flies and sometimes I can't go through with the urge to kill them.
    Andariel Andariel 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 6, 2008

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    Dude

    Monkeys REALLY TRULY make my day..... I could watch them for hours just swinging on the trees... Just watch out for the flinging of poo!  
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 17, 2010

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    Escapee's And Mass Murder

    Monkey's are truly beautiful creatures. They're almost like looking at babies, only babies who have adapted to live by themselves in a strange and wild environment. My favourite monkey has to either be the Golden Tamaran or a Gibbon. A Golden Tamaran has a large mane of bushy...
    Meeoko Meeoko 18-21, F May 8, 2010

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    A Comparison.

    Dogs r the 1st companion of man. We love them very much and consider them as part of family & some even consider and cares dogs as their son. if anyone hurts him gets really angry. While monkeys the forefathers of man r mostly held in captive in zoos, circus etc, beaten, started...
    Deepcsan Deepcsan 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 13, 2010

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    Monkey See, Monkey Do

    I really had a facination with monkies as a little kid. I always wanted one of those pet monkies you could dress up, and practically fit in your shirt pocket! When I was 5, and mom was pregnant, everyone kept asking me,"What do you want, hun?" ( As in a brother or...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 5 Responses Jul 2, 2007

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    One of My Faves!!!

    I love monkeys and pigs... followed by dogs and cats... then turtles... that is the exact order of my favorite animals... is it strange I've put that much thought into a listing of my favorite animals??? Hmmm... hahaha
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 1 Response May 15, 2008

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    Paradise Lost

    Once upon a time in a land far far away... It was a time of great upheaval in The Republik of Mancunia, the dark wizard- Carlo Ancelotti had raised a grand army and invaded, dark times indeed. Lead by the tyrannical maniac and former red hero Carlos Tevez they layed siege to...
    Rooneytoones Rooneytoones 31-35, M 2 Responses Jan 20, 2012

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    Monkey's Are Great!!

    i always remember when i was young, living in South Africa, and we used to go for weekends away in the bush, and we used to wake up really early to throw banana's and orange's to the monkey's hehehe, ahh the good old days!! monkeys are so cute!!
    cowshed123 cowshed123 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 1, 2011

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    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Monkeys are like soooooooooooo cute. I think they should be allowed to be kept as pets. I like them because they are really cose to being human, and that is what I like about them
    BrittanyLogan BrittanyLogan 13-15, F Jan 20, 2010

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    OMG They Are So0o0o Cute. ...

    OMG They are so0o0o cute. I would love to own a spider monkey. I would play with him all the time. We are not allowed to own pets like that here.
    firestarterfairy firestarterfairy 22-25, F Feb 23, 2008

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    How Could You Not? Are You a Monster?

      You must be if you cannot love that baby ginger monkey. Seriously, look at him, aint that just a cutest little thing? Don't you want to squeeze it? Put it in your pocket and surprise people with it? Train it to preform circus routines? I love monkeys
    smebro smebro 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 26, 2007

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    Monkeys Were My First Love

    When I was little I adored monkeys above all else. I had imaginary friends that were monkeys. I thought the Luna Park face was a monkey. I always wanted to play games where I was the baby monkey and my mother had to chase me. I had lots of monkey toys and kept them in impeccable...
    fatcow fatcow 36-40, F Jan 20, 2008

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    Petition Time

    ok i know he wasn't technically a monkey as chimpanzees are actually apes but....did you know the chimp who played (and is named) cheeta on the old Tarzan tv shows is 76 yrs old and is trying to get a star on the hollywood walk of fame? EP'ers it is time to act this talented...
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick 46-50, M 3 Responses Jun 12, 2008

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    Sweet

    They are really a joy to see when you go to the zoo. They're always active and running about. When they look at you as well, they look so cute and so intelligent. I could never hate them, they're really lovely and sweet.
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 25, 2007

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    BIttuLOuIsA BIttuLOuIsA 18-21, M May 25

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    Spider Monkeys

    I love spider monkeys - I love all monkeys but spider monkeys are the best. I love there long limbs - they are soooo cute. I really really really really really would love a pet monkey - is it cruel to keep them? I guess it probably is...*sigh* I still want one though!! And than...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 8 Responses Nov 13, 2007

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    Monkeys

    They are just so damn cute!
    Cynn Cynn 41-45, F Jun 23, 2008

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    Monkey

    I love monkeys.  I don't like when monkey see, monkey do.  ;P
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F May 21, 2011

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    I Have Had A Monkey On My Sholder...

    His name is Pablo you might have seen him in a movie with Johnny Depp.... if you have watched a pirates of the carribean then you should know of Jack the undead monkey. that's Pablo along with 3 other monkeys, but anyways it was at a zoo camp in Moorpark CA. I got a picture...
    AllAroundRandom AllAroundRandom 13-15, F Sep 22, 2013

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    My Monkey

    ive always wanted a monkey. they are the shizzznit. one with boxing gloves glasses and boxer shorts. maybe a corn cob pipe that blows bubbles to. ha!
    Dsormanti Dsormanti 22-25, M 1 Response May 3, 2009

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    I Got a Marmie

    well i love monkeys, they are such clever cute animals and are so beautiful. i have a 5week old marmoset monkey called mckenzie. i have had him just 3 days and we have clicked. when were apart he cries and he will wander off and him up he cries struggles and runs back to me...
    kitty7777 kitty7777 16-18, F 2 Responses Dec 3, 2007

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    I Love Monkeys, But They Belong In The Wild

    Monkeys are such amazing creatures! I love to watch them on the TV in programmes like 'Monkey Business'. However, nothing angers me more than when somebody decides it is right to keep one of these magnificant creatures as a household pet! Monkeys are wild animals and need...
    LittleMissLucky LittleMissLucky 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 29, 2010

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    Greetings From International Primate Rescue, South Africa

    I am crazy about monkeys, and fortunately for me, l get to work with 75 of them every single day.  I am always fascinated by how uniquely different their litlle personalities are.  We have a Mona called Papi, who hates men.  A Cotton Top Tamarin, who is mourning...
    iprescue iprescue 51-55 1 Response May 8, 2010

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    I Love Monkeys

    i love monkeys they are so cute and lovable and small i would love to have a monkey.  
    shelbyl shelbyl 13-15, F Jan 17, 2010

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    I Wish I Had One

    I have ALWAYS wanted a pet monkey my whole life!! I think they are so wonderful! When I get older I'll find out how to get one and learn how to take care of it.
    crookedspoons crookedspoons 16-17, F Jul 5, 2008

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    Monkey World.

    Monkey world is so cool it rocks.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 17, 2011

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    I love how all of a sudden people love Arctic Monkeys. -_- You didnt like them years ago !!! So dont say you did!!! Dont get me wrong i love the fact that people are starting...
    amberlxl amberlxl 18-21, F 5 Responses Nov 29

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    Arctic monkeys and the neighborhood is kinda life 😱😂😆
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    Supermassive93 Supermassive93 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 21

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    mystiere13 mystiere13 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 8

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    Crawling Back To You-Arctic MonkeysI am known as the Rock n roll mom because of all the concerts I have been to with and without my kids. We have had no heavy metal radio station...
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 2 Responses Nov 17

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    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F Nov 20

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    A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to...
    linda linda 21-25, F 1 Response Nov 23

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    lc1967 lc1967 46-50, F 2 Responses Nov 28

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    The Blow Monkeys - It Doesn't Have To Be This Way
    antoneli antoneli 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 1

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    "Rewrite your script and backstory. Stop engaging with people who make you feel bad or throw negativity around like monkeys flinging s**t about in their cage. Gravitate towards...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 6

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    Arctic Monkeys: 505. No words needed for this, Alex Turner does a fine job by himself... 
    Tinboxdoll Tinboxdoll 36-40, F Dec 9

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    Fireside - Arctic Monkeys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNbLINg3SrQ "I can't explain but I want to try There's this image of you and I And it goes dancing by in the morning...
    ninewelshinches ninewelshinches 36-40, M Dec 9

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    Hey future love of mi life/ future spousal unit/ future boo thang, For staters, I haven't come up with a good pet name to call you by. But I'm sure I'll figure something out...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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