make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
...always look on the bright side
Always look on the light side
I saw this movie again for the first time in over 15 years, and I laughed just as hard as always. Loved the black knight who got his arms & legs cut off ("Just a scratch!"), and the rabbit ("Just a little bunny rabbit!")!
Cut to a cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr and Mrs Bun enter - downwards (on wires)
Mr Bun Morning
Mr Bun What have you got, then?
Waitress Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam...
when I was in high school English. I always a had a crush with my English teacher he was hot and funny as ****. He made us watch monty Python and holy grail or something like that and I was lmao. It was so funny I loved it.
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral...
Their comedy is absurd,
It may not be for the herd,
if you have never heard
you could be not a nerd.
I would slap you with a fish,
so that I get my wish,
wake up to British comedy,
not knowing it is a tragedy.
I remember bicycle repair man,
he fixed a bike of a superman.
"They call me...Tim"
I just can't help but crack up every time I see Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I also love where John Cleese is running at the gate to the castle and the drumroll keeps going forever as he stays in the distance...hilarious.
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed"
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated"
or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross...
when it originally aired on TV. However in the late 80's early 90's most of the original episodes were repeated on TV and I was converted. I found myself watching stuff of the like that I had never seen before. Even nearly 20years after it first aired it was still different and...
ARTHUR: Halt! Hello! Hello!
GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis?
ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Who's castle is this?
GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard!
ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged...
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?
I've been a Python fan since childhood... late 70s I think? FYI: For those born after 1990, this was an era when cavemen and dinosaurs roamed the earth (yet not at the same time ). The internet did exist, however it was used primarily by govt. employees (namely academic and...
"Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, and spam", Dead Parrot, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency... Our THREE weapons are...
A man walks into an office.
Man: (Michael Palin) Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
Man: No, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see. Well, do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of...
My friend Paul knows the entire Python repertoire as well as anyone alive. A few weeks ago I was walking the stacks of a large library when I came upon a twenty volume set of the collected works of Horace Walpole (whose name I knew only through the cheese shop skit). So I...
The Centurion catches him in the act]
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
And now for the All England summarize Proust competition where each contestant must summarize all of Proust's work in less than 10 seconds...
Proust in his first book wrote about, wrote about, Proust in his first book wrote about...