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I Love Monty Python

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    Your Mother Was A Hamster

    [clop clop] ARTHUR: Halt! Hello! Hello! GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis? ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Who's castle is this? GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard! ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged...
    Pa1nsMcmurdo Pa1nsMcmurdo 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 30, 2013

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    Those guys are hilarious.

    ..I love this type of humor !!
    dgddi1 dgddi1 51-55, M Jan 18

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    Tim The Enchanter

    "They call me...Tim" I just can't help but crack up every time I see Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I also love where John Cleese is running at the gate to the castle and the drumroll keeps going forever as he stays in the distance...hilarious.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 13, 2013

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    "[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall.

    The Centurion catches him in the act] Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house? Brian: It says, "Romans go home. " Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on ! Brian: Er, "Romanus" ! Centurion...
    milander milander 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 19, 2013

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    Just remember that you're standing on a planet

    that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power. The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 23, 2014

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    Even If I Am Not A Briton

    Their comedy is absurd, It may not be for the herd, if you have never heard you could be not a nerd. I would slap you with a fish, so that I get my wish, wake up to British comedy, not knowing it is a tragedy. I remember bicycle repair man, he fixed a bike of a superman. It is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 17, 2013

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    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Jun 17, 2011

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    i can't stop watching Monty Python's television

    show and their films. they're absolutely hilarious, surreal comedy at it's greatest! we thank you John, Graham, Eric, Michael, Terry & Terry!
    samosborne12 samosborne12 18-21, M 4 Responses Aug 17, 2014

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    Mr. Arthur Twosheds Jackson

    And now for the All England summarize Proust competition where each contestant must summarize all of Proust's work in less than 10 seconds... Proust in his first book wrote about, wrote about, Proust in his first book wrote about... 
    readnwritewithwine readnwritewithwine 31-35, M 2 Responses Nov 17, 2007

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    The Holy Grail

    I saw this movie again for the first time in over 15 years, and I laughed just as hard as always. Loved the black knight who got his arms & legs cut off ("Just a scratch!"), and the rabbit ("Just a little bunny rabbit!")!
    chillsdavis chillsdavis 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 26, 2012

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    love the Monty Pythons.

    I need to finish my half sleeve. started with the Holy Hand Gernade of Antioch
    ficus12345 ficus12345 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 29, 2015

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    Hello Mrs. Robinson, Hello Mrs.

    Non-Robinson... <3 that skit!
    aulaLaine aulaLaine 41-45, F Oct 12, 2014

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    Argument Clinic, Confuse-a-Cat,

    "Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, and spam", Dead Parrot, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency... Our THREE weapons are...
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil 18-21, M Feb 18, 2014

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    3 Great Clips

    Blasphemy! He's said it again!The "Infamous" Organ Donor XDBit of perspective, man.
    thelastday thelastday 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 5, 2012

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    Will never fart in your general direction To

    avoid witnesses But if you hurt my feelings Or irk me Then me will drag a fart your way All hail the brilliance
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 18

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    usedandabused73 usedandabused73 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 7, 2015

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    For My Fav Yorkshiremen Friends Fred And Kat

    They're living in other parts of England now but... once a Yorkshireman, always a Yorkshireman.
    RickiChickie RickiChickie 51-55, F 3 Responses Oct 9, 2013

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    BBC Announcement By John Cleese

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross...
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Feb 14, 2011

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    The Argument Sketch

    A man walks into an office. Man: (Michael Palin) Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please. Receptionist: Certainly sir. Have you been here before? Man: No, this is my first time. Receptionist: I see. Well, do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of...
    jssp jssp 41-45, F 1 Response May 14, 2013

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    :-)

    Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! King Arthur: Bloody peasant! Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 2 Responses Nov 14, 2013

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    Some things in life are bad They can really

    make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And... ...always look on the bright side of life... (Whistle) Always look on the light side of life...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 20

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    Coincidence that I just spotted this on a

    friend's profile when I was catching up on her posts.... This afternoon at work, I was typing in corrections to the policy manual at work... trying to wrap my head around a certain clause...lots of numbers and jumping back and forth....and what pops into my head but .... "Three...
    Chrye Chrye 51-55, F 15 Responses 2 days ago

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    Long Live Python!!! I've Been A Fan Since Childhood...

    I've been a Python fan since childhood... late 70s I think? FYI: For those born after 1990, this was an era when cavemen and dinosaurs roamed the earth (yet not at the same time ). The internet did exist, however it was used primarily by govt. employees (namely academic and...
    a2fun1 a2fun1 41-45, M 1 Response May 13, 2012

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    Nothing can make me laugh more

    than hearing "Bring out yer' dead!" or "Brave Sir Robin ran away! Bravely ran away!"
    PuckishRogue6 PuckishRogue6 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 6, 2015

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    Maybe its because im british.

    . but this scene makes me cry with laughter.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 17, 2014

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    Wendy630 Wendy630 46-50, F 7 Responses Jan 5

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    What's Not To Love?

    It's British, it's comedy. It's great.
    Sweetertnu Sweetertnu 41-45, F 3 Responses Oct 14, 2011

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    usedandabused73 usedandabused73 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 6, 2015

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    I am not old enough to have caught Python

    when it originally aired on TV. However in the late 80's early 90's most of the original episodes were repeated on TV and I was converted. I found myself watching stuff of the like that I had never seen before. Even nearly 20years after it first aired it was still different and...
    TrannyHannah TrannyHannah 41-45, T 1 Response Jan 22

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    Theyve kept me free Them

    and mel brooks Me remembered their funny When fighting mad And prayed hard That somebody Would fart in my enemies general direction Four hours after me let each live To be sure me wasnt blamed Lol
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M Jan 5

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    I have yet to find someone

    who loves and appreciates Monty Python as much as I do. Get on with it!
    PuckishRogue6 PuckishRogue6 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 2, 2015

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    Time for an argument!

    !! http://youtu.be/kQFKtI6gn9Y
    HavingFun138 HavingFun138 46-50, M 4 Responses Sep 13, 2015

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    My favourite is either The Holy Grail

    or The Meaning Of Life.
    Darkstar101 Darkstar101 16-17, M Aug 4, 2015

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    LoyaltynTrust93 LoyaltynTrust93 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 20, 2015

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    Yes! My favorite of the movies is Holy Grail,

    with Life of Brian a close second. And I love, *love*, LOVE the Philosophers Football Match!
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 6 Responses Jun 17, 2014

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    Do You Know Your Python?

    My friend Paul knows the entire Python repertoire as well as anyone alive. A few weeks ago I was walking the stacks of a large library when I came upon a twenty volume set of the collected works of Horace Walpole (whose name I knew only through the cheese shop skit). So I...
    Uncleleo Uncleleo 56-60, M Jun 16, 2013

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    The Knights Who Say...

    NEE! NEE! NEE! we demand... A SHRUBBERY!!!!
    teemonkeysocks teemonkeysocks 22-25, F 13 Responses Nov 14, 2013

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    First time watching this was

    when I was in high school English. I always a had a crush with my English teacher he was hot and funny as ****. He made us watch monty Python and holy grail or something like that and I was lmao. It was so funny I loved it.
    Mtay222 Mtay222 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 6, 2014

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