I Love Monty Python

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    LoyaltynTrust93 LoyaltynTrust93
    22-25, M
    Jun 20, 2015

    Some things in life are bad They can really

    make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And... ...always look on the bright side of life... (Whistle) Always look on the light side of life...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 20

    love the Monty Pythons.

    I need to finish my half sleeve. started with the Holy Hand Gernade of Antioch
    ficus12345 ficus12345
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 29, 2015
    usedandabused73 usedandabused73
    41-45, M
    1 Response Aug 6, 2015
    Wendy630 Wendy630
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jan 5

    Argument Clinic, Confuse-a-Cat,

    "Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, and spam", Dead Parrot, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency... Our THREE weapons are...
    MrTimothyMcNeil MrTimothyMcNeil
    18-21, M
    Feb 18, 2014

    "[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall.

    The Centurion catches him in the act] Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house? Brian: It says, "Romans go home. " Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on ! Brian: Er, "Romanus" ! Centurion...
    milander milander
    41-45, M
    1 Response Dec 19, 2013

    3 Great Clips

    Blasphemy! He's said it again!The "Infamous" Organ Donor XDBit of perspective, man.
    thelastday thelastday
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 5, 2012

    The Knights Who Say...

    NEE! NEE! NEE! we demand... A SHRUBBERY!!!!
    teemonkeysocks teemonkeysocks
    22-25, F
    13 Responses Nov 14, 2013

    Maybe its because im british.

    . but this scene makes me cry with laughter.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jun 17, 2014

    My favourite is either The Holy Grail

    or The Meaning Of Life.
    Darkstar101 Darkstar101
    16-17, M
    Aug 4, 2015

    The Argument Sketch

    A man walks into an office. Man: (Michael Palin) Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please. Receptionist: Certainly sir. Have you been here before? Man: No, this is my first time. Receptionist: I see. Well, do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of...
    jssp jssp
    41-45, F
    1 Response May 14, 2013

    Hello Mrs. Robinson, Hello Mrs.

    Non-Robinson... <3 that skit!
    aulaLaine aulaLaine
    41-45, F
    Oct 12, 2014

    Nothing can make me laugh more

    than hearing "Bring out yer' dead!" or "Brave Sir Robin ran away! Bravely ran away!"
    PuckishRogue6 PuckishRogue6
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jun 6, 2015

    Baked Beans Are Off!

    This is my absolute favorite and it never ceases to make me laugh, no matter how many times I see it. Bloody Vikings! 
    Littlebrownbat Littlebrownbat
    31-35, F
    Jun 16, 2011

    Even If I Am Not A Briton

    Their comedy is absurd, It may not be for the herd, if you have never heard you could be not a nerd. I would slap you with a fish, so that I get my wish, wake up to British comedy, not knowing it is a tragedy. I remember bicycle repair man, he fixed a bike of a superman. It is...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 17, 2013

    I am not old enough to have caught Python

    when it originally aired on TV. However in the late 80's early 90's most of the original episodes were repeated on TV and I was converted. I found myself watching stuff of the like that I had never seen before. Even nearly 20years after it first aired it was still different and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 22

    Spam Spam Spam Spam

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE Cut to a cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr and Mrs Bun enter - downwards (on wires) Mr Bun Morning Waitress Morning Mr Bun What have you got, then? Waitress Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam...
    Pa1nsMcmurdo Pa1nsMcmurdo
    41-45, M
    Jan 29, 2013

    My dad rented all 3 Monty Python's Flying

    Circus movies!! Gonna watch them tonight :D
    StrangeMusings StrangeMusings
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Feb 23
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Jun 17, 2011

    Mr. Arthur Twosheds Jackson

    And now for the All England summarize Proust competition where each contestant must summarize all of Proust's work in less than 10 seconds... Proust in his first book wrote about, wrote about, Proust in his first book wrote about... 
    readnwritewithwine readnwritewithwine
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Nov 17, 2007
    usedandabused73 usedandabused73
    41-45, M
    1 Response Aug 7, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 10, 2010

    Your Mother Was A Hamster

    [clop clop] ARTHUR: Halt! Hello! Hello! GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis? ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Who's castle is this? GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard! ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged...
    Pa1nsMcmurdo Pa1nsMcmurdo
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jan 30, 2013

    :-)

    Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! King Arthur: Bloody peasant! Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Nov 14, 2013
    StrangeMusings StrangeMusings
    18-21, F
    8 Responses Feb 23

    What's Not To Love?

    It's British, it's comedy. It's great.
    Sweetertnu Sweetertnu
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Oct 14, 2011

    i can't stop watching Monty Python's television

    show and their films. they're absolutely hilarious, surreal comedy at it's greatest! we thank you John, Graham, Eric, Michael, Terry & Terry!
    samosborne12 samosborne12
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Aug 17, 2014

    Long Live Python!!! I've Been A Fan Since Childhood...

    I've been a Python fan since childhood... late 70s I think? FYI: For those born after 1990, this was an era when cavemen and dinosaurs roamed the earth (yet not at the same time ). The internet did exist, however it was used primarily by govt. employees (namely academic and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 13, 2012

    First time watching this was

    when I was in high school English. I always a had a crush with my English teacher he was hot and funny as ****. He made us watch monty Python and holy grail or something like that and I was lmao. It was so funny I loved it.
    Mtay222 Mtay222
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Mar 6, 2014

    I have yet to find someone

    who loves and appreciates Monty Python as much as I do. Get on with it!
    PuckishRogue6 PuckishRogue6
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 2, 2015

    BBC Announcement By John Cleese

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    9 Responses Feb 14, 2011

    Do You Know Your Python?

    My friend Paul knows the entire Python repertoire as well as anyone alive. A few weeks ago I was walking the stacks of a large library when I came upon a twenty volume set of the collected works of Horace Walpole (whose name I knew only through the cheese shop skit). So I...
    Uncleleo Uncleleo
    56-60, M
    Jun 16, 2013

    The Holy Grail

    I saw this movie again for the first time in over 15 years, and I laughed just as hard as always. Loved the black knight who got his arms & legs cut off ("Just a scratch!"), and the rabbit ("Just a little bunny rabbit!")!
    chillsdavis chillsdavis
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Feb 26, 2012

    Just remember that you're standing on a planet

    that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power. The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie
    46-50
    1 Response Jul 23, 2014

    Tim The Enchanter

    "They call me...Tim" I just can't help but crack up every time I see Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I also love where John Cleese is running at the gate to the castle and the drumroll keeps going forever as he stays in the distance...hilarious.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 13, 2013

    Monty Python 2 Views

    Every ***** is Sacred The catholic view. The protestant view
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    1 Response Feb 7, 2013
    SpiceZ SpiceZ
    56-60, F
    1 Response Feb 7, 2013

    Yes! My favorite of the movies is Holy Grail,

    with Life of Brian a close second. And I love, *love*, LOVE the Philosophers Football Match!
    SmartKat SmartKat
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Jun 17, 2014
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