Now it's covered in mud. This town doesn't have a one hour cleaner so I had to buy a new suit, except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? The whole store got the flu so I had to get this in a second hand store. So it's either wear the leather...
Steve Martin (Neal) and John Candy (Del). Classic!!!
Del: You play with your balls a lot.
Neal: I do NOT play with my balls.
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!
Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
Del: No. I'm simply stating a...
I think you're a lonely person. I drive by this place a lot and I see you here. I see a lot of people around you. And I see all these phones and all this stuff on your desk. It means nothing. Then when I came inside and I met you, I saw in your eyes and I saw the way you carried...
Bryan: You know, we used to outsource this kind of thing. But what we found was the countries we outsourced to had unreliable power grids. Very Third World. You'd turn on a switch - power wouldn't come on, and then tempers would get short. People would resort to...
Tokyo. Once a city of six million people. What has happened here was caused by a force which up until a few days ago was entirely beyond the scope of Man's imagination. Tokyo, a smoldering memorial to the unknown, an unknown which at this very moment still prevails and could at...
I love quotes from The Dark Knight and V for Vendetta.
"Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos...and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair."
There are two quotes from V for Vendetta that I like to put together:
Will Munny: I reckon so. The money's still available, ain't it?
Delilah Fitzgerald: Yeah. Your two friends have been taking advances on the money.
Will Munny: What?
Delilah Fitzgerald: You know, free ones.
[Will looks confused]
Delilah Fitzgerald: Alice...
for a lots of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if we don't have the power to choose where we come from, we can still choose where we go from there."
The perks of being a wallflower.
Commander of the armies in the north. General of the Felix legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor; Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next!!!
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when...
Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
Timon: Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know.
Pumbaa: Oh. What are they?
Timon: They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas...
Priest: Nami! Nami!
Nami Kunito, the Azumi Royal Family Princess: What's the matter, Grandfather?
Tengan Kunito, the Azumi Royal Family High Priest: The monster, as you had prophesied, Godzilla has appeared on the mainland!
Nami Kunito, the Azumi Royal Family Princess: Eh...
Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man... June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain. Then...
Who are you ?
Alien Supreme Leader Kuronuma: Commander for conquest of Earth, from the third planet of the black hole, outer space.
Professor Hideto Miyajima: So I was right. You are spacemen.
Alien Supreme Leader Kuronuma: I admire your deductive processes.
strides ominously around the Mount Fuji countryside, as Keisuke, Wagura, and Saeko watch on TV]
Professor Wagura: When a black mountain appears above the clouds, a monster will arrive and try to destroy the world. The ancient prophecy is coming true.
Saeko Kaneshiro: I would...
FBI (Woody Harrelson)~~The world is divided up between people who like to watch the sunset and those who don't.The people who can relax, enjoy the sunset, hold hands at the end of the day... Lola Cirillo (Salma Hayek) ~~You're cheating on me, Max. Maybe not...
Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.
[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny: You better clear outta there.
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That...
Donna Rosa: When a man starts to touch you with words, he's not far off with his hands.Beatrice Russo: There's nothing wrong with words.Donna Rosa: Words are the worst things ever. I'd prefer a drunkard at the bar touching your bum to someone who says...