Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
Timon: Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know.
Pumbaa: Oh. What are they?
Timon: They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas...
and I'm not sure I've ever heard a list more accurate than this.
Dear Miss Kampenfelt, since you expressed a desire today to learn more about adult life, here are 10 bitter truths for your reading pleasure.
1. Complete honesty is a complete lie.
2. Marriage is sacred only to...
and I love you every day. This is our month and it never has to end. I surrender all attempts to control life, yours or mine. I live for one thing, to love you, to make you happy, to live firmly and joyously in the moment. November is all I know and all I ever want to know. <...
for a lots of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if we don't have the power to choose where we come from, we can still choose where we go from there."
The perks of being a wallflower.
Daylight. When was the last time you remember seeing it? And I'm not talking about some distant, half-forgotten childhood memory, I mean like yesterday. Last week. Can you come up with a single memory? You can't, can you? You know something, I don't think the sun even... exists...
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when...
Bryan: You know, we used to outsource this kind of thing. But what we found was the countries we outsourced to had unreliable power grids. Very Third World. You'd turn on a switch - power wouldn't come on, and then tempers would get short. People would resort to...
Dr. Bill Harford: Now, where exactly are we going... exactly?
Gayle: Where the rainbow ends.
Dr. Bill Harford: Where the rainbow ends?
Nuala: Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends?
Dr. Bill Harford: Well, now that depends where that is.
Gayle: Well, let's find out...
FBI (Woody Harrelson)~~The world is divided up between people who like to watch the sunset and those who don't.The people who can relax, enjoy the sunset, hold hands at the end of the day... Lola Cirillo (Salma Hayek) ~~You're cheating on me, Max. Maybe not...