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    "I don't know. I've always just loved to kill.

    I really enjoyed it. But then I got famous, and - it's just too hard for me. And so many witnesses. I mean, *everybody* recognized me. I couldn't even lurk anymore. I'd hear, "Who's that lurking over there? Isn't that Merv Griffin?" So I came to Europe to kill. And it's really...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    I wanna roll you up in a little ball

    and shove you up my v*gina... You could just live there, it's warm and it's cozy... Oh I'd just walk around with you in there and just knowing, whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch it's your hair on my v*gina!
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    "Hey Billy! The other day,

    I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Ya know I'd like a little pu--y". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M Jul 21

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    "They hate us because they ain't us" "Haters

    gonna hate" -The Interview movie
    RedHwaiting RedHwaiting 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 3

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    Every month is November Sara,

    and I love you every day. This is our month and it never has to end. I surrender all attempts to control life, yours or mine. I live for one thing, to love you, to make you happy, to live firmly and joyously in the moment. November is all I know and all I ever want to know. <...
    Angelina1992 Angelina1992 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 29, 2014

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    "We partied together,

    man. You bought us Taco Bell." "You made me this friendship bracelet."
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 3 Responses May 29

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    "Brother, life's a *****.

    ..and she's back in heat."
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M Jul 15

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    Where The Rainbow Ends...

    Dr. Bill Harford: Now, where exactly are we going... exactly? Gayle: Where the rainbow ends. Dr. Bill Harford: Where the rainbow ends? Nuala: Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends? Dr. Bill Harford: Well, now that depends where that is. Gayle: Well, let's find out...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 27, 2012

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    This is from the movie Ask Me Anything,

    and I'm not sure I've ever heard a list more accurate than this. Dear Miss Kampenfelt, since you expressed a desire today to learn more about adult life, here are 10 bitter truths for your reading pleasure. 1. Complete honesty is a complete lie. 2. Marriage is sacred only to...
    KiraEliseStClair KiraEliseStClair 26-30, F 4 Responses Apr 2

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    hello, my name is inigo montoya.

    you killed my father. prepare to die.
    emjagrace emjagrace 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 24, 2014

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    I dunno why, but I love this one from

    watchmen: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That...
    enigmawar enigmawar 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 2, 2014

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    "Chlamydia... It shouldn't be a word

    for a venereal disease. Its a great word. I think I'll name my daughter that." Lmao!
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F Jan 11

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    "I thought if I kept my mouth shut I would pass

    for elegant and mysterious" -For the Love of the Game
    drooniedat drooniedat 36-40 Jul 10

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    Taken Liam Neeson talking to Marko (Albanian

    sex trafficker. Bryan: You know, we used to outsource this kind of thing. But what we found was the countries we outsourced to had unreliable power grids. Very Third World. You'd turn on a switch - power wouldn't come on, and then tempers would get short. People would resort to...
    RockingTheCarhartts RockingTheCarhartts 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 23, 2014

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    Starkillera Starkillera 22-25, F Jan 5

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    Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong.

    It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron - Christopher Walken as Clem in Joe Dirt
    TheMidNightCrow TheMidNightCrow 22-25, M 3 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    ?Brennan, that is the voice of an angel.

    Brennan I can?t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.?
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 25

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    When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac

    grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ole' Jack Burton always says at a time like...
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    "Your attention, please.

    The story you are about to see is true; the names have been changed to protect the innocent. For example: George Baker is now called "Sylvia Wiss. "
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 14

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    Stop trying to make fetch happen.

    It's not going to happen.
    Libbs036 Libbs036 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 13, 2014

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    AngelofPink AngelofPink 22-25, F 4 Responses May 26, 2014

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    "No, crazy is walking down the street with half

    a cantaloupe on your head, muttering "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster.""
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    Killing is wrong. And bad.

    There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    I hate the way you talk to me,

    and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when...
    aneverendingjourney aneverendingjourney 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 13

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    SiriusJT SiriusJT 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 13, 2014

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    "Today...today...at the edge of our hope,

    at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other. Today there's not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today we are canceling the...
    tiredgoodguy tiredgoodguy 26-30, M Jul 17

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    I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart.

    Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    "There are several sacred things in this world

    that you don't *ever* mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now, you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life."
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 6 days ago

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    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 18

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    "Put a lid on her Turkish

    before she gets bitten, and you don't want to get bitten now do you sweetheart?? ******
    hogfan13 hogfan13 26-30, M Jul 15

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    "Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin'

    mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?"
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    Scarface

    Al Pacino "Say hello to my lil friend" "Your womb is polluted" to Michelle Pfeiffer's
    KitPistol KitPistol 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 19, 2012

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    "I'm not a superhero!

    I'm a Latter-Day Saint."
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F Jul 14

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    "I was born when she kissed me.

    I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me." -Humphrey Bogart as Dixon Steele, In A Lonely Place I've never seen the movie, but years ago my cousin, knowing I was a huge movie buff, gave me this book of great movie quotes and this one always stood out. It...
    1gr8guy 1gr8guy 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 12

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    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    If you dance with the devil,

    the devil don't change. The devil changes you -Joaquin Phoenix as Max California in 8mm
    jameswertman12 jameswertman12 26-30, M 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    "I'll drill two holes through your d*ck

    so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions."
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F Jul 13

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    "What if you could travel to parallel worlds

    where it's the same year and you're the same person, but everything else is different? And what if you can't find your way home?" Not a movie, I know. But still....
    ZK9224 ZK9224 16-17, M 1 day ago

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    There is nothing more dangerous

    than an honest person.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 21

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    Elvis: No offense, Jack,

    but President Kennedy was a white man. JFK: They dyed me this color! That's how clever they are!
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    You are too generous to trifle with me.

    I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If...
    romAimpire romAimpire 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    "There's no crying in baseball!

    "LOL always loved that line.. :D 
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Oct 26, 2014

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    "I was married. My husband cheated on me left

    and right. One day he tells me it's my fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife, and told him it was his fault I was stabbing him." (Living Out Loud (1998))
    Novemberman Novemberman 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 19

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    'Oh yes, the past can hurt.

    But you can either run from it, or learn from it' Rafiki - Lion King
    Becky18 Becky18 18-21, F Oct 23, 2014

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    "The world is a toilet,

    and everyone in it are a$$holes."
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F Jul 15

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    The only thing standing between you

    and your goal is that bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. ~ Jordan Belfort (Wolf of wall street)
    MariexOkay MariexOkay 16-17, F Feb 19