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I Love My Family And My Church

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    I love when my grandfather tells me family stories. This is one of my favorite family stories. the police was chasing my great uncle Anthony. He ran made it home to his six story...
    Heyabbott1 Heyabbott1 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night. Brian: All? Peter, only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family. Peter: No, the...
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    We are having the entire family to dinner at the cabin. I love it but it's so much drama. I'm thinking I'm just going to have to act 'fake' and act like I like everyone... or...
    DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt 16-17, F Sep 27

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    Peter (leaving a message for Mr. Weed): Mr. Weed? This Peter Griffin. I will not be coming to work today, I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a...
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Peter: We all love the bible in this house. Francis: Really? What's your favourite book of the bible. Peter: Umm ... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece, and the man in...
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    I can't wait till tonight!!! I've been waiting 13 years for this!!!!!
    Forders2 Forders2 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 28

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    This is from the crossover episode "The Simpsons Guy" and I thought this was hilarious. Enjoy...
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 10

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    Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim! Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick. Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic! Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once. Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing? Peter: Oh yeah.
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Brian (at the Quahog county trailer park): You're really going to take back donated presents on Christmas Eve? Peter: Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air...
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle. Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people...
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Peter: Hey Mort, do these suppositories come in other flavors? Mort: Peter, are you eating those? Peter: No, I'm shoving 'em up my butt. Of course I'm eating 'em!
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Peter: And Joe, I've had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even...
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Peter:..Hello Sally, h-hey its Peter Griffin. Yeah, that's right, senior prom, yeah it's been a while..so listen, um, I just found out that I'm retarted and um, I'm just calling to...
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Lois: Peter, wake up! Our son is covered in fleas! Peter: That's nothing! When I was a kid, I was covered in ticks! Lois: This isn't a competition! Peter: It was back then...
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Peter: Look at this, Lois, see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed! Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine...
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Brian: Peter, this is the final plague. Peter: Good cause this is starting to get boring. Brian: Peter, the final plague is the death of the first born son. Peter: Oh no Stewie...
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Steve: Well, well, Officer Swanson. You and your friends are dead, you're all dead! Peter: Oh, good, he thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone.
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Baby boy Stewie Teenage boy Chris Then there's Brian Meg
    ArpWolf ArpWolf 16-17, M 1 day ago

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    Hah this is very long and not that interesting but I chose to post this experience because I felt like sharing it with people. By the title you're probably judging me already...
    ChristineMalik ChristineMalik 13-15, F Sep 26

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    Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him ‘Buddy’ or ‘Lassie’. I call mine ‘Sex’. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to...
    jerzee78 jerzee78 36-40, M Oct 5

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    He flew all the way from the uk just to give me something and he was going to fly home but I couldn't let him do that so I let him stay until we go so he's going to be joining me...
    cbailey301 cbailey301 22-25, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I go to church. I'm the only one in my family who does and they don't approve and they think I think it makes me better than them. So they think I'm being a hypocrite but I don't...
    blodyn blodyn 13-15, F 5 Responses Oct 5

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    ITALIAN SPINACH OMELETTE (Frittata di Spinaci) This is a very old recipe among the Italian peasantry. It was especially popular with workmen and field hands, since it was easily...
    BadPam BadPam 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 10

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    I grew up under strict religious beliefs and it carved the way I think, behave and deal with people. When i just graduated high school I fell in love with someone who was of a...
    preshuzpearl preshuzpearl 22-25 4 days ago

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    October 24. Opening Ourselves to Love. Open ourselves to the love that is available to us. We do not have to limit our sources of love. God and the Universe have an unlimited...
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F 1 hr ago

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    Well, guess it's time to show you a more sensative side of the Goatonicon. Allow me to get serious and sappy for a minute if you will. When I was a teenager I used to go to a...
    goatonicon goatonicon 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 11

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    I first met Smita when we were 14, at the school library of an all girl's school. She would be there before school, and then after school when she waited for her parents to pick...
    Kitty786 Kitty786 31-35, F 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Maybe, I’ll stop loving him tomorrow, But for today, I’ll fall in love with him… I was only four when I met him. He was eight. He (Yale) and his little sister (Eva) were my...
    kiendy123 kiendy123 18-21, F Sep 29

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    Quite a bit of time ago, someone recommended a song for me to listen to. They thought I would like it. I tend to be pretty open-minded even though I am a Christian. I am the type...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Oct 11

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    Yes I love god but I don't go to church As I was treated badly and look down by some memembers at the church One day as I was entering the Coptic church in Bournemouth a Syrian...
    pineauuk pineauuk 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    A Bar Opened Opposite a Church!!! The Church Prayed Daily against the bar business. Days later the bar was struck by lightning & caught fire which destroyed it. Bar Owner Sued...
    karmameter karmameter 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 7

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    How To Stop Church Gossip Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Oct 12

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    When I was younger I'd often stay with my aunt, uncle & cousins. They would go to church every sunday. I'd attend sunday school, but because my cousins were older then me I was...
    TheSpookyPotato TheSpookyPotato 18-21, F a week ago

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    I didn't understand attending church as a kid. It was boring to me and I was too young to understand most of what the preacher said. However,now I could not be more grateful for...
    ComplicatedGirl18 ComplicatedGirl18 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I went to church as a kid and as a teen I felt like I was judged for drinking and doing drug and for just being a beach bum surfer dude so once I moved out I just read the bible...
    maridoneka maridoneka 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 29

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    My Southern Heart Beat Southern native of my hometown, straight from the heart of Bayou Country where southern flavor is craved world renowned. Born and raised by southern...
    RebelOfSouthernEnvy369 RebelOfSouthernEnvy369 41-45, F Oct 6

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    I believe in God but I don't believe in the church. God for me is universal. He does not discriminate, he will never tell you which religion is better. Whether we call him Buddha...
    CantankerousBabe CantankerousBabe 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    This is a Joke told to Me by a friend who heard it while watching Joel Olesten. A traveling Evangelist held a revival in Las Vegas.The 1st night at the church there He saw a golden...
    The1960texan The1960texan 51-55, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I hate it because I'm always chastised or compared to my cousins or sister. I remember one year I got yelled at for watching buffy the vampire slayer on my laptop rather than...
    WelcomeToPlanetWeird WelcomeToPlanetWeird 22-25, M Oct 13

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    They just like any extremist radical fundamentalist, they smirk using their freedom of speech to disown the dead, those who love another same sex, etc. I can't believe people...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 3 Responses Sep 30

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    Two weekends every year there is a worldwide television broadcast that lasts for 8 hours + 2 for guys, + 2 for girls. It is General Conference, and it airs at 10 tomorrow and...
    disneyalltheway disneyalltheway 18-21, F Oct 4

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    A parish in Ireland that was rumored to be haunted by a ghost. This so alarmed parishioners that they wouldn't go near the church except when they were required on Sunday...
    johnstlouis johnstlouis 56-60, M 1 Response Oct 5

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    Mid county church of Christ in port neches, Texas is where i go. Almost every Sunday I lead singing which I love
    BigRalphie74 BigRalphie74 36-40, M Oct 7

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    So, I go to church and my boyfriend doesn't. People typically say this is bad. I'm working on it though. We do believe in the same things. Which is good. My boyfriend finally...
    mkmoore mkmoore 16-17, F Oct 14

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    I have been married for five years and found out my husband has cheated many times. We went for counseling at our church. I was ready to end the marriage. I pretty much said this...
    simplypink simplypink 36-40, F 17 Responses a week ago

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    I love God and am religious but I don't need to physically go to church to be religious.
    sammylynn333 sammylynn333 16-17, F 2 Responses 5 days ago