I Love My Middle Finger

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    For Flipping The Bird!

    The thing is though, I only do it in friendly company these days. No longer can a guy or gal flip someone off on the freeway for it could be the last time you ever do! Times have changed that's for sure, flipping someone the bird rarely ever ended up with someone killing someone...
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    5 Responses Jan 26, 2011

    Contact Lenses

    I use my middle finger to ask the question:- "Is this your contact lense or mine?" and it is most effective in traffic. If a driver realises that he has lost his contact lense, his driving skills improve drastically. LOL
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    6 Responses Jan 27, 2011

    My middle finger on my right hand is very

    special to me. Lol It's easier to flip people off, and I use it to draw back on my bow in archery But lately it's been very numb. When ever I touch surfaces I can't feel them at all. :( what and how did that happen???
    BooBear99 BooBear99
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 13, 2014


    Yes, I love my middle finger. It is my longest and most loved finger.  It makes pointing look cooler when i use my index and my middle finger... it makes flipping the bird awesome... but I love it for oh so many more reasons I won't mention here.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    15 Responses Jan 26, 2011

    I Love Giving The Moddle Finger. ;)

    Giving the middle finger is so easy lol wen I get mad and your talking away giving me **** all I have to do is give u the finger and walk out. No need for words.I'll just give u the finger and you'll know the deal. :)
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    Oct 16, 2011

    My thumb is to tell my friends I'm ok My index

    finger is to point out my real friends My middle finger is for all those b*tches out there My ring finger is for that special someone And my pinky is to promise my best friends I'm always there for them x
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    Apr 15, 2014

    Science's Best Hangover Cures

    Cysteine: Already one of the most popular treatments because it shows up in eggs, which tend to anchor the Sunday brunch many drinkers rely on, cysteine is an amino acid that helps your liver out. I have read it is "the substance that breaks down the hangover-causing toxin...
    possumballz possumballz
    41-45, M
    Dec 18, 2012


    omg i use my middle finger so much that today it was school photos and i accidentaly pulled the finger in my photo lol
    LolliePopz LolliePopz
    13-15, F
    2 Responses May 27, 2011


    My middle finger is distinct in that there is a slight twist at the end.  You see, when I was in the Marine Corps, I twisted the tip of my finger and broke the bone at that last joint.  There is a chip of the bone that never attached itself properly, so you can see the twist...
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    Jan 26, 2011

    Why Theres No God.

    I wish, that i could rewind things and go back and erase everything ive done, but i know if i do that i wouldnt get the good things i have know. i miss my dad, im in foster care and i cant get him back, i love my girlfriend and if i go back i would have never met her. why must...
    Kimori Kimori
    13-15, F
    Jun 13, 2011

    Favourite Weapon

    Favourite Weapon - Favourite fingerDamn - Do I love giving the middle finger to peopleSomeone - Just anyone - Who either annoys me or ****** me off - Gets the middle fingerTheres nothing that I love more than to stick my middle finger up in all the (******* Bastards!) People that...
    ImNotYourBitch ImNotYourBitch
    13-15, F
    Dec 13, 2011

    The way I stick up my middle finger in school

    is i rest my hand on my check and my middle finger is up.
    ofmiceandmen1124 ofmiceandmen1124
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jun 9, 2015


    It's been a while since I took the state motorcycle riding test, but I seem to remember it being a part of that test that you could effectively use your middle finger while riding. I'm a big believer in "Practice makes perfect", and the drivers where I live give me constant...
    iRant iRant
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Feb 21, 2011
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